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do you really think you could take me in a 1v1? heh. not only do a I posses a vast arsenal of swords and knives, but I am also highly proficient in a number of martial arts such as Judo, jujutsu, aikido, krav maga, karate, kung fu, taekwondo, Iado, ninjutsu and muay thai. I am currently a 5th degree blackbelt and known for stifling opponents triple my size. in my dojo, I am revered as the highest of protégés. those who have had the privilege to spar with me have all praised me for my literacy in the craft. I try not to boast of course, as they are all well below my level. although, if I wanted, I could easily disable them all, permanently. so let me make it clear for you, kid. you got absolutely NO chance. N A D A. not even the slightest. now get out of my sight before you really make me mad.
oh, and one more thing, kid. watch yourself.
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>>38121625
shooped
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>>38121625
You dont need any of those weapons. One stare at your eyes and imma run for my life
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>>38121625
>no genjutsu
You don't stand a chance, kiddo. Come back when you learn how to use hate properly.
*vanishes becoming dozens of crows
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>>38121625
HYBRID STARCHILD
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>>38121625
>TFW cops in my country are almost exclusively "average joes"
>TFW if some skinny fuck like this tried some weeb shit on me, they'd arrest him
>Probably not be very nice to him, since they don't take well to condescending douchbags
>TFW I don't even have to fight my own battles; the law does it for me
>feels pretty fucking good
At a party recently some neckbeard tried to start a fight. I was a bit larger than that aggro manlet, and had been drinking. When he challenged me to a fight, a few people were interested to see tipsy me angry him. I laughed in the fuckers face, and told him if he hits me I'll call the police. He fucked right off, leaving me to talk to the qt I'd been taking to all night.
Jesus its nice not to have to worry about these guys who carry swords and learn weeb martial arts.
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>>38121625
Fight me.
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>>38121625
What a little shit
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>>38121625
Looks like someone hit the randomize button in character creation.
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wew
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>>38121625
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE
Nothin' personal, senpai
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Nice copypasta desu
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