Hey /fit/ How do I get a date with someone like this?

Just let him rest his head on your tits

>>38118432
Bring $100 and go to a random streetcorner

The waiting room of a cheap psychiatrist's office.

Who is that guy?

>>38118466
Affluent Organ and 2scoops Silicone

>>38118432

Leave humanity behind.

whatever nightclub serves the cheapest shots

>>38118466
poor instrument and booberella

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>>38118478
My sides. You owe me new sides, Brother.

You gotta confuse the girl

http://www.russiancupid.com/en/women/russia/brides/relocate/willing-to-relocate-to-another-country

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>>38118432

shes so fucking weird looking. sometimes she looks really good then other times I wouldn't fuck her with a 10ft pole. Fuckin angles mane

8 COMPLIMENTS CMON

>>38118432
Be a plastic bimbo and answer with 'yep' every time he asks you "right babe?"

Have lots of money
do steroids n pretend youre a teen
duh

He looks like a fucking cyberpunk 2020 character.

>>38118432
You wiggle waggle your oversized tits around and stare at him with lusty eyes, he does the rest.