>cmon anon, have a slice!

>>38116609
Gimme ur fuckin pizza before i bite ur nose off ya little fairy prick

>>38116609
tom, you are a fago

>>38116609
im good

>>38116609
I don't date feminine guys though

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>>38116609
> dude is asking
I could never fucking care less.

I get this from my family all the time. I get back from the gym, pull some grapes out of the fridge, and pop them on the scale. Mom notices it, and lets out an obnoxious sigh. "Anon, why don't you just eat how much you want like normal people? Why do you have to weigh everything?"
The same day, she'll have the audacity to ask me how to fucking lose weight.

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>>38116609
>have fat mom
>constantly buys shit food
>stops at mcdonalds once or twice in a single day
>drinks diet coke for breakfast, lunch and dinner
>one day driving down highway
>she's on her 4th coke and it's only 2pm
>she starts getting overheated
>pulls over
>I drive her to hospital
>doctor said she was severely dehydrated
>asks me what she drinks
>"diet coke like it's air"
>tells my mother that she needs to drink water
>mom flips shit, starts cussing me and the doctor out
>say diet coke isn't the problem
>next day we leave hospital
>she pulls into mickeydees down the road
>orders diet coke and asks if I want anything
>"no thanks"
>"come on, hurry up and order"
>"I don't want anything"
>"how about a mcflurry"
>"Mom it's 10 o'clock in the morning"
>"yeah I'll have a large m&m mcflurry too"
>goes to window, picks up food
>hands me mcflurry
>"I dont want this"
>"Don't waste food anon"
>"I said. No."
>"c'mon don't make me eat it"
>"you're that eager to go back to the hospital huh?"

Walked 13 miles home at age 14.
I fucking hate my mom.

>>38116996
>The same day, she'll have the audacity to ask me how to fucking lose weight.

fuck, this is the story of my life

>>38117069
MODS

>>38117118
I'm 22
What kind of 14yo browses /fit/

>>38117069
christ my mom's the same. got herself type 2 beetus from drinking a case of fucking coke every day and eating like dogshit. blames her weight on a thyroid problem and the rest of the family encourages her.

Honestly speaking what's wrong with having pizza if it covers your calories quota?

>>38116609
Are you a gaybro?

>>38117140
A fucking sick one


Idk an unsupervised shitposter on /fraud/?

>>38116609
That pizza actually doesn't look too heavy desu.

>>38117069
Why were you driving at 14

>>38116609
sure why not?

>>38116609
NO! NO GAINS GOBLIN NO! an extra 250-300 calories will DESTROY me

>>38116609
Sure, I'll just purge after.

BULMIA NERVOSA MASTER RACE.

>>38117196
nothing, but there are too many faggots that dont know how to fit your macros or make a rough estimate

they still think you get fit with chicken and rice only... lmaoing@theirlife

>>38117674
I just eat whatever the fuck I want till I have about 500 calories left, then just eat only chicken, or however many calories I have left for the day.
Enough protein every day and I get to eat what I want without being autistic about it.

>>38116609
If I'm at a restaurant with this guy and I have a drink why wouldn't I eat some pizza? Is the dude going to eat it all himself?

>>38117737
He's bulking

>>38116609
that 'za hasn't even been cut yet

>>38116609
I'll have the whole fucking pizza.

>>38116609
Chad eats PIZZA and FUCKS your bf while you eat clean and do bs workouts.

le btw guys im a girl xdd
le btw guys im a homo xdd

>>38117642
Canadians do it

h-haha bro you know im on a cut man you're such a sly joker

>>38119240
Hell. I learned to drive an automatic at 13 and drive standard at 16.

>>38117069

Actually youre an idiot for making a big deal about eating anything at any hour, there's no rational reason not to eat mcflurry at 10 am instead of later it's only a social rule lmao fucking sheep.

>>38116609
>tfw actually ate at that pizzeria
Napoli is a 10/10 city

>>38117664
whish I could do this but mia just doesn't like me, I dont have a gag thingy, I rely on ana to save me from myself.

fighting food to find transcendence

>>38117575
It's not
>>38119489
Same

Margherita, extra cheese

>>38116609
thanks Brad, I'll enjoy it brah

>>38116609
Fuck off, pizza gives me the shits

>>38116609
Fuck yeah man!
This shit look's good.

>>38116609
oh, we're sharing? because it looks like it is in front of you.

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Quick question about pizza

Why is it when i ask for a slice i get two. like anywhere that it's a choice to get for one person. is there an average macro and calorie per slice?

For example the "slice" that costco hands out has 400 calories. Is that per individual item?

Thanks, bro!

*slowly raises slice of 'za to mouth, letting it hang and drip tasty white goo everywhere*

*insert first bite into my eager mouth, the cheese and sauce erupt into my mouth in a melody of flavor*

*lift eyelids up, making bedroom eyes at you as I push a tendril of cheese into my mouth with one finger and giggle*

haha us guys, eh?

>>38119430
>t. lardass

>Eat two slices
>Yo dude we have a lot more left
>Nah I'm good
>Five minutes later
>You don't want another slice?
>I'm full
>One minute
>You can get more, you really can!
>I just can't
>I'M SERIOUS YOU CAN GET MORE
>FUAAAAAAARRRKKKKKKK

>>38120649

i guess what you typed is sort of english

the average slice is 200 - 300 calories.

hope this helped because t b h i barely understood what you asked.

>Crave pizza
>On a cut
>Buy an entire medium pizza to myself in the morning
>Eat 1 slice at a time throughout the entire day

I'll live.

Is it true that it's normal for Americans to share a single large pizza?

>>38116996
you weigh your grapes? what the fuck is wrong with you.

>oh no I JUST ACCIDENTALLY ATE AN EXTRA GRAM OF CARBS OHHH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF MY LIFE IS RUINED!

>>38117196
as another guy said, pretty much nothing. Its just when youre on a cut that you should probably cut it out because its not very satiating but very calorie dense.
im pretty much perma bulking at about 2700-3000kcal a day, I can eat everything because Im not an american or eat fast food or sugary stuff all the time.

>>38116609

It's okay I ate two pizzas last night.

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>>38116609
GYM
HARD
CHAD
PIZZA

>>38116996

If I thought I had to weigh my fucking GRAPES to lose weight, I would choose to stay fat.

>>38121063
What percent of OPs image do you consider a meal for a /fit/ guy like yourself? Assuming it's cut into eight pieces would you eat less than four pieces of this obviously medium sized pizza?

>>38119430

t. eater of mcflurry's for breakfast

>>38117140
uhhhhh yeah who browses this place at 14 thats absurd

>>38117894
>>>/ck/

>>38117140
I used to, 19 now