I got tricked by a fatty

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I think you wanted this

>>38111049
you know it will happen again
you are obviously too desperate to get the warning signals
also
>2016
>online dating

>>38111109
>kids linked to her account
>talking about her pussy
Klassi

>>38111109

How do people like this exist?

>>38111049

Post pics of her. Also why didn't you rage fuck her before you left and cum in her hair/eyes

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>>38111149
It's Claassssi

With an "I,"and a little dick hanging off the "C" that bends around and fucks the "L" out of the"A"-"S"-"S."

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>>38111213

>>38111203

Because people like this have 10 kids.

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>>38111243

>>38111243
Dude she'sw obviously a ham planet you dumb fuck

You don't need body shots to know that
LOOK AT HER FAT FUCKING FACE
and those brows are disgusting

You must be ugly af

First of all, being on POF is pathetic
Secondly, not knowing a fucking uggo when you see one

You must be an ugly dyel yourself

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>>38111255
>pancake tittie confirmed

Sure sign of a ham fucking planet you retard
wow

>>38111243
Roasties are getting so uppity now they have that ugly eyebrow shit and an instagram filter

>>38111256
>>38111265
I know. I fucked up.

>>38111255
What the fuck? Is this a bait? Those are the tits of a fat woman and you can see that miles away.

>>38111256
LITERALLY THIS

fuck off OP you dyel cuck

>>38111273
shamefur dispray.

Sorry for being a dick but ya blew it famalam

Hit the gym and raise your standards

High test qt3.14 will come your way
You're gonna make it brah

>>38111285
>Sorry for being a dick but ya blew it famalam

I appreciate it mate. I did blow it. I fucked up big time for being that desperate.

Youre dumb OP. Thats one of the rules of online dating. If she doesnt have any body pics, shes fat. If there is only 1 body pic and its slightly chubby, its an old pic and shes much fatter. Girls that look good are going to have multiple body pics to show off how good they look.

>>38111256

Yeah I was tempted to be a cunt and say the same as you but I just felt bad for the guy...

>>38111292

You need to sign up for uni, because that's where the top pussy is ripe for the crushin'

/fit/brahs always talk about going for girls at the gym, but the true secret to pussuccess is school

Finest bitches go to college
Best way to pick one up is to be an outstanding student and plant your seeds my making conversation from time to time

Be patient and the pusserino shall flow to you fampai desu

>>38111313
I immediately felt bad after saying them mean things.
Poor guy just needs to learn from his mistakes and hopefully he'll never do it again.

>>38111309
I know it is and I was just being fucking stupid.

>>38111313
I deserve it. Funny thing is that she didn't go and visit her grandma cause she wanted to see me so now she's probably sat in her house all on her own

>>38111332
I've learned not to use POF again. Fuck that shit. Don't feel bad for being rude.

>>38111319

Buddy...do you really think the best pussy is at uni. That means you have access to the best pussy for only 3-4 years of you life. Not only that when you're the least attractive as a male (not just talking physically)

It's best to you because you literally don't know where to find girls of value anywhere else.

I met up with this fatty off tinder because i just wanted to get laid. Only got a handy but she kept asking "what are we?" and kept telling me we wouldn't have sex unless we were dating so i ended up blocking her. Probably could have gotten it but wasn't worth any effort

>>38111109
>Grandson
>27

Holy fuck this is a no no.

>>38111360
You know what, she was madly in love with me but I know for a fact I wouldn't have gotten hard.

>>38111345
Naw dude, I've spent the last 5 years traveling the world in the Army.
Getting pussy in multiple different states and countries.
Going back to school is amazing and full of all kinds of top notch pussy.
How can you deny that?

These girls are young, easy, fit, and fucking gorgeous.
A lot of them are pretty modest and intelligent as well.

>>38111255
Nigga you dumb. Have you not seen a fat woman's tits before?

Well now you do LMAO you got fatfished

>>38111377

Nigga nobody gives a shit you're talking to yourself...

This thread isn't about you

>>38111243
>>38111255
This ain't cool in my book. It's one thing to brag about how you didn't have sex with a willing partner, but posting her pics so they can be reverse searched is another matter. You're being a fucking asshole.

>>38111386
Granted, you get shitbags where ever you go,
but there is a serious fucking plethora of puss to crush

>>38111377
Yeah the girl i was talking about was obsessive about constantly texting and would start sending more messages if i didn't reply right away. Hung out with her twice before i decided my hand was a better option

>>38111398
Fuck off you roastie.

I should mention that she lied in her profile about having an "athletic" body.

>>38111403
We're so PC bro

>>38111398
>>>/reddit/

>>38111243
You got done by the GOT NO COLLAR BONES FAIRY, dude.

Just be careful with that, these bitches have started painting on FAKE COLLARBONES.

stay safe and don't get fatfished.

ALSO, AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO SAY THIS, IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO MEET IN A PUBLIC PLACE FOR SAFETY, SHE'S NOT HOT, SHE'S DESPERATE.

>>38111435
Mate I've learned from it.

Lost half a tank of petrol but I've learned from my stupid mistake.

>>38111255
how the fuck did this pic fool you?

Beware of the piggies with the
PAINT.
look at this sow my niggas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxjVzmhkw0g

>>38111456
It just did I was just stupid because I know they're tits of a fat woman.

Guess I just wanted to get my dick wet but her hamplanet size wasn't worth it.

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>>38111422

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>>38111203
Because we tax hard workers punishing them the harder they work, but we incentive her by giving her more of their money for each kid.

>>38111368

she's at least 32, read it more carefully.

>>38111243
>>38111255

How could you not tell this was a planet?

>>38111546
Like I said, I was stupid and I guess I just wanted to get my dick wet.

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>>38111550
Stop having sex with women. They're all either fat or crazy. Switching to dudes can be a little scary at first, but pretty soon you'll wish you had made the change years ago

>>38111572
Whatever you say, batty man.

>>38111572
you forgot no homo

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>>38111398
>REEEEEEEEE

>>38111419
Dude how can you think that she has an athletic body with those awful tits? I'm from Leeds. I'm going to keep an eye out for this fattrap

>>38111255
Those tits are obvious signs. If she was not fat her tits would have been more round and not hang like that

>>38111049
>left to go to Leeds this morning
Yorkshire anon?

>>38111648
Midlands mate.

>>38111783
You travelled over 2 hours to try fuck a fatty. Terrible.

>>38111798
I could've but my dick wouldn't have worked for a fatty.

>>38111360
>"what are we?"
>"nothin but mammals baby"
>proceed to smash

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>28 years old
>about to leave my gf (thank fuck)

Welp, lets hope I get the promotions to an income for attracting younger birds eh lads.

>>38111843
Only 3 years to go before pic related hits me

>>38111805
You're clearly a pathetic loser. Just fuck the fatty next time, no one will ever know.

>>38111886
Rather wank off

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>>38111843
Single forever is the one I picked.

>>38111109
>2 babies out of 10 dead

what the what

>>38111111

>>38111843

>2 years away

Single forever with a side of ugly girls it is

>>38111890
Don't worry anon you did good and hopefully learnt your lesson

>>38111998
Course I've learned my lesson, friendo.

I'm just laughing over it all and me actually having balls and dipping rather than staying there.

>>38111109
>1 grandson between 6-20

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>>38111893
>32
Me too

>>38111255
>>38111243
I bet you live in bongistan OP.
Looks like a typical fat slag

>>38112194
Of course he does, he mentions Leeds in the OP

>>38111109
>>38111203
My sister has a friend like this and they are just naturally dumb scum of the earth. They don't care about anything but eating, sleeping, fucking, and getting high. The kids end up in foster care or a burden to a grandmother who only creates more little monsters like the mother. Fucking filth. My mom and other sister try to coddle the fucking retard subhuman it does no good. Sometimes I wish she'd just die so she won't curse another child with her DNA and life. Making the world a little bit brighter by eliminating such a disgusting female.

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>>38111398

>>38112194
I did state I was driving to Leeds.

>>38111049
sounds like you got yourself a 10/10 in bongland, mate

>>38112310
She was bruv. Full on fat slut.

I'm sure she's still sat inside her house right now.

>>38111243
>Obesity over-the-head-and-to-the-side angle
>make-up overload
>hair hiding lack of collarbones (always look for collarbones)
>deep v-neck with 0 definition or indication of anything

>>38111255
>is that face mspaint copy/pasted from another image
>flip flops
>no collarbones

nigga you dumb

>>38111049

Easy way to tell if a girl is fat is if she only takes closeup pics

If she doesn't have any of her full body at a distance it's a trap

>>38111243
>>38111255
>painted on eye brows with squared edges
>fake eye lashes
>Tranny shading make up to shape face/give feminine contours
>super close framing of photo
>head at an angle
>hair covering half of face and neck/shoulders
>gaping tits
When you've used online dating for a while you learn to spot the gutter trash, the SJWs, painted whores, trannies, fatties, and kooks just by a single image and a few words.
You live and you learn OP.

>>38111843

Where's the scoring girls way younger than you option

>>38111398
>implying anyone would want to look her up for any other purpose than using her to promote a gag reflex to counteract food poisoning

>>38112286
I work in a low-income area and there's some pretty depressing shit. It's especially sad when a mom forces her teen pregnancy kid that's twice the age of their siblings to watch all of her other offspring while she goes off to fuck around and do drugs.

>>38111843

This should say age 37

Nobody marries young these days unless they want a lifetime pass to trailer park central

>>38112369
I think I'm just a bit unlucky with dating.

Last girl I was seeing had 2 kids but she had a phat ass and was short. She told me she couldn't see us going any further which I appreciated in a way.

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>>38112230
>>38112302
My bad

>>38112369
>Tranny shading make up to shape face/give feminine contours
Another straight male aware of this shit.
It's a visual trick tranny performers use to give them selves cheek bones, make their noses look smaller, and even give the perception of cleavage and breasts.

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>>38112418

>>38111345
>Buddy...do you really think the best pussy is at uni.

Unless you're a 1% banker/actor/athlete, it absolutely is. The smart play is to mess around in college for 2-3 years, then try to lock down a qt wife.

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>Sophomore year of uni
>experimenting with nofap
>became super horny and desperate after a 2 week dry spell so I resorted to tinder
>match with this fatty, literally had to do no effort of my part to get laid
>her boobs literally looked like moobs (think boogie but even smaller)
>she was a fridge
>she had fresh red stretch marks
>we made out and she smelled of spoiled milk
>she jerked me off before we penetrated
>she was unsurprsingly a dead fish, and I came in 35 secs just to end the agony
>after I left my dorm, she proceeded to ask if this is a one time thing or if this will happen again
"We'll see"
>after I left her dorm, I proceeded to spit for 30 minutes after and I literally even washed my mouth with soap
>proceeded to block all forms of communication with her
>still have PTSD to this day

Nofap is a fucking meme guys. Pls don't make the same mistake I did. NEVER fuck a hambeast, no matter what.

>>38112681
I know people say some hambeats are fuckable but I always believe they stink of fatness and I know that would make my dick shrink up

>>38112681

How about don't settle next time

Blasting a fully charged load on a girl's face is one of the best feelings ever

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>>38112681
You're supposed to do nofap only when you've already singled out women you want to get with. If you don't talk to anyone or don't have women around you you just end up being frustrated and doing shit like that

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>>38111398

>>38112770
>>38112811

This was 2 years ago. This was the first and only time my standards got this low, and the only time I fucked a hambeast ever. Never again. Thankfully now I have an attractive girlfriend so all is well. I have learned from that experience, though at a cost.

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>>38111049
I thank Lord Jebus every evening for making me gay. The amount of time spent getting action is 0 as I can't keep up with requests... Unlimited sex on demand

Since y'all go to the gay church (gym) anyways, maybe paying to jebus can help...

>>38112385
That's not a good angle, though. You can tell by the roll from the right underarm and the shape of the left forearm. Plus, them titties in the "good" pic are pretty bad unless her excuse is that she's wearing a non-sexy, barely functional, hanging out bra

>>38112424
>implying most people have the self control to prioritize what they want most (house, career, etc) over what they want now (sluts, easy jobs with shit pay just to get by)

Aight guys a qt on tinder gave me her numb a few days ago and I texted her back and forth a little that day but not since. How does this sound
>hi remember me? xd
>are u free today?

Is this too tryhard fuck I'm autistic

>>38113101
Please tell me this is bait

>>38113101
Make sure you call her M'lady and don't forget that fedora :^)

This thread is reeeee worthy

>>38113101

Hit up 6 more girls on tinder

>>38112910
enjoy your med resistant ghonerea, fag

>>38111049

I know this feel. I've been through this a few times myself.

I'm talking to one now that I am scared is going to turn out the same way.

>>38113140
It's not dude I'm an actual sperg virgin

>>38113101

Too needy. Assume she remembers you because why wouldn't she remember you.

"Hey (insert teasing nickname)"

Wait for a response..move on to the next chick in the mean time.

>>38112462
those damn sexy drag queens

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>>38113311
Man I'm so beta alanine

>>38111149
With the little dick on the C fucking the L

>Nutz magazine

>>38112910
the guy in the top left corner has perfect hair

>>38113419
>hookah lounge
christ anon

Fat women and single mothers are so disgustingly deceiving it just angers me. Like wtf do you expect, bitch? that if I find about it after we meet it'll make me change my mind because of "oh how great you are"?

>>38111345
Uni is best, hands down. This isn't even a contest. The amount if hot girls is astronomical compared to anywhere else.

>>38113419
you actually xd'd you madmaaaan

>>38113419
Maybe if you didn't type like a retarded frog, you'd be more attractive.

>>38113419

Jesus christ man...painful to read. How old are you?

Would a masculine man talk like a child/teenage woman. Don't mirror her behavior you're not her equal you're her better. Draw her into your world by having strong masculine polarity.

Some tips for inviting women out. Don't ask if they're free that day because firstly it's extremely presumptuous assuming they don't have other shit going on which quality women WILL ALWAYS HAVE plus it signals you haven't got shit going on.

When inviting a chick out solidify the date idea first then sort out where and when.

Lead into the activity through some teasing or challenging fore example I'm English. I play up the fact and say "hmmm are you a coffee or tea type?" (challenging) Ignore their response unless they're repulsed by tea and say "Let's go grab a cup of tea and I can see if you drink tea like a proper English lady" they say yes and have agreed to going on a date the rest is organisation.

Next bit is where and when. "Wednesday or Thursday @ 7pm?" Illusion of choice but she'll pick one unless she can't make it and will typically suggest another day. If you busy just choose sunday evening as chicks typically do nothing sunday eve.

Lastly don't say I'll take you (insert blah blah blah) say "Lets go blah blah" It changes the dynamic from guy chasing the girl to guy & girl vs the world. Makes girls closer to you and a lot of the time has them chasing you on the date e.g paying for the date, trying to tie you down.

>>38113419

Jfc man

>>38113419

...jesus

>>38113419
You actually XD'd...

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>>38113419
>post yfw this post

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>>38113419
>what day u good ? ill take u 2 da hookah longue or whatevz

what did he mean by this ?

>>38111360

Men are disgusting. Even if I was in a ten year dry spell I would NEVER have sex with a fat guy. You're all desperate dogs, eating food out of the trash and drinking toilet water. Absolutely filthy to know there are men running around with their dicks forever stained by fat sweaty cottage cheese roll hamplanet poon/mouths.

>>38111255
>>38111243

You, you are one stupid son of a bitch. Look at that second pic. Her face is ORANGE and she has pancake tits. In the first one she clearly has a fat face, look at her cheeks.

If you don't want to get catfished, look for honest pics with no angles and no makeup. Not that difficult. And you same fagets go muh pixels this is shoop hurr, and you fall for fatbitch selfie 101. Goddamned fucking pathetic.

>>38113686
Um, who hurt you?

>>38113686
Are you a sour roastie?

>>38113574
I'm 20 she's 18

>>38113419

>i'll let you know :)

She's letting you down easy chief

Try not acting like a stepdad in training next time

>>38113667
Sheesha bars for pakis where they smoke flavoured tobacco

>>38111572
Oh shit the Republicans were right. They're actually trying to convert us.

I feel like I can be talked into it.
Hell, I think I want to be talked into it.

>>38113686
post face or shut the fuck up, I swear I know this type of bitch, she's the type that everyone ignores because she's pretty ugly with shit personality, that quiet ugly bitch that stays in the back of the class and gets in fights every once in a while ? that's probably you.

>>38113736

Mad because I called you out as visually retarded? I don't even understand HOW you fall for the makeup and angle shtick. A ten year old wouldn't get rused by that.

If you get catfished you're a fucking moron and deserve it. I have no pity for you drooling morons.

If I found out my bf had fucked a fatty in the past I would make him scrub his dick with rubbing alcohol and a brillo. That's nasty. It's coalburner level nasty.

>>38113764
Thick cunt. >>38113736 is not OP.

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>>38113764
Why do you assume I'm OP or the other dude ? You went out of your way to talk shit to everyone so I had to shut you up, and you still didn't post your picture though.

By the way stop trying to make fucking equal to getting fucked, remember the whole key and lock mommy taught you when you were 6 ?

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>>38113764
A bitter AND racist """""female"""""?

Whew, you belong on this site, especially r9k

>>38111243
She's clearly fat, are you blind?

>>38113764
Post pic, fatty

>>38113839
Yeah she is. I was hoping she was gonna be a decent fatty though but as I've stated throughout the thread, I've learnt my lesson.

>>38111049
>start talking to a girl on POF
JUST
FUCKING
TALK
TO
GIRLS
IN
REAL
LIFE
YOU
FUCKING
NEEDY
SPINELESS
BETA
KEKS

Think of all the time you waste with online dating. Either through girls who don't respond, flake out, or things like this where you DRIVE TO ANOTHER CITY to meet a hamplanet. And you'd rather deal with all that bullshit than just deal with the fear you have of just going up and talking to girls that you like. Which by the way, is the best way to do things because:

>YOU KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE
>You don't waste any time as long as you don't pussy around and you make your intentions clear at the start
>You will make a far bigger impression on her just by talking to her than you ever would have with a message through an online dating app.

So basically this was completely preventable and entirely your fault.

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>>38113724

>>38113919

What can men do against such reckless betatry?

>>38113719
where the hell do you live and is this a standard there? my two 15 year old cousins have more game than you and can use capitalization correctly.

>>38113951
thats pretty gay

>>38111843
This is pathetic lol. At 27 you can easily date attractive younger girls as long as you have something going for yourself. The problem is guys who think they deserve a girl even though they have nothing going for them.

>>38112562
You don't seem to realise that you can bang girls 18-21 without being in college.

>>38111419
To be fair sumo wrestling is a sport

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>>38114101

>>38111398
Guy wants to share some photos that are already available on a public dating profile. So what.

Somebody decides to reverse image search? That's their business.

If somebody decided to troll or harass her that's another matter but don't imply that's OPs intention. Who died and made you head noralfag anyway? Not like women haven't been discussing and comparing men for millennia.

>>38113719

was FUCKING rhetorical...

>>38111903
She's probably counting miscarriages, although I wouldn't rule out her ghetto having a rate of infant mortality comparable to sub Saharan Africa

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>>38111255
>>38111243
You need to get your optics looked at. Any cut rate telescope and scanning equipment would have been able to detect that it was at least a class S or J hamplanet.

>>38112770
>Blasting a fully charged load on a girl's face is one of the best feelings ever
yet my boyfriend never does that because he thinks it's disgusting

>>38111843
>Missed out on young poon in hs
>Now have to look forward to this

Hold me brehs. No more athletic booty. Unless college is like that

>>38111343
I feel bad for the unloved and ignored grandma, more than I do for either of you two

>>38114411
She was on the phone to her all morning and her grandma was saying that I could be a killer but the girl was saying that I'm so lovely and all that.

Bet she rang her grandma to say I went to get my wallet and never came back

>>38112390
In your dreams.

>>38113919
Im not even OP but shit the fuck up, you high-pitched, nasal little faggot.

>hurr durr a real man walks into a local bar, sees his highschool crush acros the room and effortlessly seduces her in seconds and impregnated her in minutes, if your method of getting your dick wet is more complicated than this then you're a fucking beta

Yeah, no. Having no-strings encounters outside of your hometown is a smart move, especially if you're inexperienced, or don't want your reputation to precede you, or don't want every girl in your extended social group knowing the length of your dick by the next morning. You never heard of "don't shit in your own back yard"?

>>38114497
Yeah right. Itll be some tall tale wherein you were some fat creep and she threw you out herself. By the time the Chinese Whispers get to social media you'll be an obsessed rapist stalker with at least two whiteknight vigilantes declaring fatwas on you in defence of poor sweet m'lady.

>>38113719
>20

YOU SHOULDNT BE DATING UNTIL AT LEAST 25. CONCENTRATE ON YOUR BODY/SCHOOL/WORK SO BY THE TIME YOU TURN 25 THEN EVERY GIRL WILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU

>>38115154
enough of that bullshit, mom
you told me that having good marks is sexy, you told me that chicks dig button up shirts

fuck that

>>38113021
it is a good angle because a cursory look makes her seem far more attractive than she is. you're pointing out the obviously flaws but ignoring the metric used to label the angle good.

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>>38114869
>all these assumptions
Project harder.

>Yeah, no. Having no-strings encounters outside of your hometown is a smart move, especially if you're inexperienced, or don't want your reputation to precede you, or don't want every girl in your extended social group knowing the length of your dick by the next morning. You never heard of "don't shit in your own back yard"?

If you live in a small tribe on a pacific island that has never had contact with modern civilisation, this is a consideration to be mindful of. For anyone who lives anywhere else in the world, in any city or reasonably sized town, its not.

Also I didn't say sleep with everyone you see. I just said to talk to girls that you like

>>38112385
Fug

Nearly fell for the same shit. Her tinder pics fooled me but I tracked down her facebook and saw some body pics. Do your research anons.

>>38111843
>5 years away

I SWEAR I WAS JUST 17


REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38116214
Life only gets faster, anon. We're almost heading into August.

>>38111243
>>38111255

soz but i would've smashT this, but then again i never get laid so idgaf

>>38116274
You wouldn't have trust me. She looks ok in the pictures but in actual sunlight, it was horrific.

>>38111843
I don't get this pic at all. I'm 27 and am nowhere near close to wanting to settle down. Is it aimed at people who don't live in cities?

>>38111843
I'm 31 and I'm seeing a 22 year old. Redhed, really sweet.

Stop believing in memes

>>38111843

Image is only relevant if you're an underachiever or lazy. Fit men who have their life together have no end of options. Well into their 30's.

Speaking as someone who used to be one and turned his life around, I've seen both sides of the coin.

You blame age, saying that there were lost opportunities in youth, but the truth is that you've always been your own worst enemy and things have always been this bad.

>>38111255
Can you not see the fucking double chin?

>>38111265
Kekkd at image.
Died at filename.

>>38113574
I loved this.
Thanks, anon!

>>38116416
I'm 22 and really attracted to older men for some reason

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>>38117136
Are you a boy or a girl?

>>38111255
>>38111243
Replace your optical sensors nigga. You are like those dumb boys that go on dates with the least passable trannies and they are surprised that they are men.

>>38117341
Girl

>>38111049
i still dont understand how some of you guys fall for these obvious troll photos. you must be thristy af or have absolutely no experience with females. seriously, its pretty obvious when they're pulling myspace angles and wearing shit tons of make up.

>>38111243
>>38111255
holy shit op must be confirmed blind. there's obvious clown tier levels of make up going on there and she's also obviously fat

>>38111398
>implying you'd recognize that face in person
she may as well be wearing a freedie krouger mask

>>38117371
pick one
>22, in college, student loans, part-time job, lives in dorm or flat with mates
>27, bachelors/associates degree, career, own flat or possibly house

>>38117468
27

>>38111049
>got her tits in most of the pictures which suckered me in
When you've done online dating for a while you recognize red flags like that. If a girl goes out of her way to show off her boobs over anything else, it's probably because she's fat. Fat girls love to think that their fat boobs make up for being fat.

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>>38116214

>tfw 26 and it feels like 2008 was like five minutes ago

>>38113667
"what day are you available, on that day I will take you to a hookah lounge (a bar but people smoke hookah instead of drinking alcohol) or whatever"

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>>38114292
>optics
Are you a robot

>>38114313
Yeah, I'm a dude and I personally think jizz is pretty nasty. I've never liked facials and all the crazy type shit you see in porn. I feel like I'd rather makeout with her without getting a load of my own cum in my mouth.

we need to get this settled once and for all

>>38111049

>online
>meaningful, prolonged dating
>pick only fucking one they are mutually exclusive

>>38111255
>Face a lighter than the rest of her body
Painted
>no visible collar bone
fatty
>double chin
fattyconfirmed.jpg
>dem tits
Dead fucking give away
Are you sure your not also a fatty to OP?

all and all she looks like she could give good head

>>38111255
UGh those disgusting flat tits

>>38113419
hahahaha don't listen to the autists dude you done well, carefree yet determined

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>>38116300
>checked
and I think it's aimed at those who want to marry someone within their peer group or older. Most chicks in their late 20s are either ugly, have kids, or hunting down the nearest and best beta male providers.

>>38120134
Nah... 4 months here anon. She treats me great. Met on Tinder.

>>38113101
condense the message down to
>u free today?

and this >>38113258

>>38111255
I can see her double chin.
dead giveaway

>>38111109

>i'm with shillary

>>38111049
99% of these situations would be avoided if you used snapchat before meeting.

FUCK DA HATERZZZ OP.

They just jealous of yo obvious HI-TEST.

#YOLO #HIGHTESTNIGGAZ4LYFE #LOWTESTBETASHOPOFFMUHDICK

>>38122789
I know I know. Like I said, I'm more proud of myself for not being a bitch and actually enduring the torture of trying to act like I like her.

Definitely learnt from that mistake.

>>38111843
I picked step dad. Kill me /fit/. I'm making pancakes for the little fucks right now.

>>38111049
oh mate, were you hanging or something?
dumb move is dumb

alright /fit/ i need help
>be me approached chick from gym after i saw her walking home
>we talked a lot, she seemed to like me/interested
>never had the balls to ask her for number
>seen her like once every 2 weeks or so, always talking to her
>one day see her entering gym, decide now or never
>talked with her for like 30 minutes, finally told her that there is a party/festival tomorrow and if she wants to come
>she said sure and i took her number
>meet next day, she came alone because her friend couldn't come and she didn't want to bring other mates because they weren't cool/nice or something
>so we got to this birthday and talk all the time, she is showing signs like being nervous as fuck, playing with her hair or rubbing her neck, laughing at shitty jokes etc
>later we go to the festival and seem pretty fucking bored so she says "so what else can you do in this village"
>i said i don't know, let's find out and we went walking alone for like 1-2 hours
>talked a lot, made some shit and pranked old drunk guys
>later she got picked up by her mom and texted me later before she got to bed

so today i texted her and asked if she wants to meet again and she said yes, sure.

she is kinda shy so it's hard as fuck to make the first move, i'm scared she reacts weird/goes back when i try to kiss her
also where should i go as "2nd" date? she said she doesn't watch many movies etc

>>38122534
Sorry but 4 months isn't prolonged, check back with us in 8 more months. 1yr is like the basic requirement for 'prolonged'

>play king's cup
>someone draws a jack
>9/10 times "never have I ever had a relationship over a year"

>>38123013
>she came alone because her friend couldn't come and she didn't want to bring other mates because they weren't cool/nice or something
you're an idiot,she just thought its a date so she wanted to come alone.
you need to make a move on the next date. take her to the funpark and let her have a great time,win a plushie for her.then take her to a scary ride and when she pretends to be scared like all girls you take her hand and hold it (so you achieve physical contact)
afterwards you take her to the ferris wheel and you kiss her when its near the top.
it worked for me,it should work for you.im with my girl for 4 years now.good luck.

>>38111109
>10 kids at 27
Jesus fucking christ, those are dairy cow numbers.

>>38123138
well it pretty much was a date, we went alone for most of the night and enjoyed the time together, i also asked her if she wants to eat something but she wasn't hungry so what am i supposed to do

there sadly isn't any funpark in my area atm so i guess i need to do something else

>>38114044
>>38114064
My problem is that I don't meet any women on my daily routine of work->gym, and I don't have any friends in this city. My only chance is tinder but I have no good pics of me.
In college getting laid wasn't hard but now I'm fuckin dry

>>38123257
Greet her with an affectionate hug (right arm on her right side resting on the lower back,left arm resting between her shoulderblades)
then take her to the cinema and put your hands on her thigh,or hold her hand,or put your arm around her neck to establish more physical contact.you'll need to kiss her later before she becomes disinterested though,so hatch a good plan.
cinema,and put your hand on her thigh or around her neck about 15-20 minutes in to establish physical contact.

>>38122826
Just kill the children silverback gorilla style. Just make it look like an accident, so you don't end up doing hard (no homo) time.

>>38113667
>lol i tk u 2da bar|?

>>38122826
Oh boy

Tell us your stories, stepanon

Reminds me of something that happened to me like 10 years ago

>talk to some girl online, lives a few hours away
>looks good on the pictures (actually good, not an obvious hamzilla like OPs pics lol)
>we get flirty fairly quickly and she's not hesitant to take me in for a night of sleeping over when i'm taking the train past her city to go see a friend (warning sign)
>get off my train, tell her what platform i'm on
>suddenly see someone come down the escalator
>what? is that her fat sister or something? it can't be her? omfg it's her, should i get back on the train? doors are closed, no way out fml
>very awkward walk to her parents house
>even more awkward dinner with her white trash parents, her dad drinking several beers and telling racist jokes
>seemed very happy their daughter found a nice and handsome guy
>later in the evening she probably thought we'd cuddle and watch tv and share her bed
>instead i park my ass on the couch in her room and get my laptop out (thank god i had it with me) not saying a word more to her
>meanwhile she's on her computer, eating chips and candy and it seemed like she was sobbing
>try to not be a fat disgusting pig then you fucking angle shot scammer
>go on chat talking to my friends about the situation, they thought it was hilarious, tried to get in touch with a guy living in the same town to escape to but no luck
>go to toilet and stealthily smoke weed in my pipe
>"i-im going to bed now..."
>alright i'll sleep here
>she walks me back to the station (why) and it's as awkward as you'd think
>oh i've missed my train... next one is in 2 hours...
>"oh, should we go back?"
>nah i'll just wait here, bye (no i'm not gonna hug you)
>never talked again

Why does girls do this? What the fuck do they expect? Why do they waste our time? Seriously on the pictures she was like 110, irl she was 200. Fuck this behavior, i hope she learned a lesson.

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>>38111398
OP is warning us while providing entertainment senpai, quite good in my book.

>>38111843
Rather be forever alone or settling for an uggo than providing for some other faggots kids.

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>>38112910
Why are you being advertised women's pads in Vietnamese?

>>38113764
topkek

I think you're a bit too mad but I totally understand where you're coming from. This board is full of men so they don't understand that women have standards that go beyond money and height like their memes tell them. I don't want to be with a guy who has stooped hamplanet level low. It's repulsive to think of a guy who could fuck a pig would even touch me.

Not speaking for everyone but as a /fit/izen, I aspire to look good. If you put the effort in why squander it by letting just anyone have a piece of you? This applies to men and women. You're better than that.

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>>38113419
>Xd

>>38122826
Post pics of pancakes

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>>38123769
She probably went home and had the realization that no amount of smoke and mirrors is going to change her appearance.

This in turn made her get into fitness. Fitness whole pizza in her mouth.

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>>38113686
>If you don't want to get catfished, look for honest pics with no angles and no makeup.
>women ever posting pictures of themselves without makeup
>2016

>>38111109
how fucking thirsty is that nigga

>>38111109
I'd hit it

and give her a fake name and immediately cut all contact afterwords. Also I'd double wrap it cause there's no way that shit is clean.

>>38124979
You're an idiot if you can't tell the difference between
>clown face caked in makeup, 1lb of foundation, drawn on eyebrows, fake cheek/jaw contour
and
>some mascara and eyeliner, maybe a dusting of foundation

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>>38113951
I'd destroy Shimakaze's boypussy so hard

>>38111243
>>38111255

hahahahahha i literally gagged

op you are stupid as fuck

>>38111843
idiots we fucking age like wine.You can be /fit/ at 50 , fuck young bitches you idiots

t. 60 year old

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>>38112681
Man i was literally raped at 5am by some fatty that had me drinking all night (i thought she was being fun but she was actually getting me drunk)

>be 4-5am ish
>only me and a few others still conscious including fatty
>im totally gone
>girl takes my hands and puts it on her tits
>in my drunk state im like sweet booooobs
>she takes me upstairs and throws me on bed, sits on me and starts making out with me
>w..whats going on...
>i black out and wake up with her riding me
>shieet this feel kinda good
>SUDDENLY REALISE IM CHEATIN ON MY FUCKING GREAT GF WITH SOME FAT CUNT
>I MANAGED TO NOT CHEAT FOR 3 YEARS AND IM GETTING RAPED
>I push her off tell her i have to go to work (lol)
>i fucking flee the house like a nigger in the night
>i felt depressed for like a week and never told my gf at the time because i was embarrassed

Idk if this is what girls mean by getting date raped but man i did not fucking consent and she had raw sex with me.

>pic related, me when i woke up mid rape

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>>38111398
>Reverse image search

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>>38126453
>Best guess for this image: Beauty

>>38113419
>Xd

literally kill yourself.

>>38126320

but i'm a 5'7 manlet

>>38126774
Do you think you could be a convincing trap?

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>>38111111

>>38112910
I'm gay but don't use grindr or hook up because it's degenerate. Also I'm a cop and don't want to be recognized while I'm arresting local faggots for doing meth

>>38111783
Mate, my house mate has planned to meet 2 girls from Leeds on Tinder (we're in York so not as much of a trek). The first was pretty much your situation but far more deceptive, Photoshop must have been involved. 2nd time round he asked for facetime before they met up and she'd obviously used ancient pictures as well.

>>38127349
I think I just got suckered into our conversation because we were actually talking for a few hours over the phone and she seemed really nice.

I thought I'd give it a shot and low and behold, my worst nightmare. Just proud of myself that I parked my car away from her house so I could dip.

>>38126359
Yes that is what girls mean, but its not usually what happens. What happens is she just has regular drunk sex, regrets it, and cries rape because she doesnt want to be called a slut or have her bf break up with her.

>>38127457
Sorry your time ended up being wasted anon, but even if she seems nice personality and conversation wise, 'indirectly' deceiving someone is pretty shady. .
I've never had a guy I met online turn out to be too dissimilar from their pictures but I think I understand why many ask for current pictures before we meet up.

>>38113667
kek'd out loud

>>38127499
I only have myself to blame. I asked for her snapchat before I met her but she took ages to add me. Only added me after I dipped and got home.

Just made me laugh that she said she was a model and after seeing her body, she wasn't a model at all. Like >>38111392 said. I got fatfished.

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>>38127499
>never had a guy I met online

>said she was a model
Anon, do you think a model, even bottom of the barrel would need to be on tinder ?

>>38119524
are you gay?

>>38113419
I actually am not mad at this, it's hilarious

>>38121163
>>38130523
>>38113722


thanks guys, well I kept on swiping on tinder like you guys said and got another qtpie volleyball grill. this time I told her I'd take her to the park to play some volleyball and then she gave me her number. we've been texting back and forth for an hour till I told her I was gonna go to sleep. much less sperginess, now all I have to do is schedule the date.

gonna listen to this guy >>38113574

>>38131409
hows this

>oh wow I can't sleep xd
>lets go to the park! are you free tues or thurs afternoon?

>>38111243
>>38111255
Shit son that was obvious

>>38111398
nigga kys someone asked for it and op delivered go to some forum if you wanna play saint

>>38112424
Haha. I married a hottie and have a beautiful baby. I'm 28. Not everyone is a degenerate piece of shit.

>>38119524
>not eating your cum off her face to make up for the cardio you just did

Fag

>>38124406
dat leaking anal sphincter tho

>>38113951
S-sauce? Who is this fluid druid

>>38111049
I fell into the same trap once OP.

At least learning lessons the hard way means you 100% learn them, you will remember that experience.

>>38111463
fuck i just got so mad

>>38124797
original pic desu senpai ?

>>38113574
>I can see if you drink tea like a proper English lady

oh my god, the fucking autism. Guys, don't get your dating advice from this board.

>>38122469

Yeah no, go try any city like NY / SF / LA etc. Tons of hotties at that age.

>>38126359
>never told my gf at the time

why would you ever tell your gf?

When mine is out on trips I fuck other girls, like I give a shit. As long as she doesn't find out.

>>38113686
I can tell you are one dirty used up Whore kek tits or gtfo

>>38113574
This is a Paki

>>38123769
I had something similair happen to me.
>be KV
>use internet dating
>send messages to random people
>including a girl without a profile picture because I was desperate
>turns out to be a landwhale
we had a fun day but the event kickstarted my fat hate resulting in me taking fitness more seriously.

>>38112681
No fap is bullshit, no porn is where it's at.

>>38135627
>actually doing something that is an actual body function and has a profound effect on your behavior, mood and urges, doesn't matter
>looking at pictures makes more difference
You're fucking stupid.

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>>38111255
I genuinely cannot comprehend how you though she was anything less than hamplanet

>>got her tits in most of the pictures which suckered me in
You have got to be fucking kidding me

>>38135738
It's the habit of looking at porn which at some point becomes so routine you fap way more than you "need" or even want. Shit, so many times I've opened up porn just out of the reflex of "well shit, I'm going to bed soon, better masturbate", while if I don't think of to use porn, I won't "force" myself to masturbate in the same way.

But at the end of the day, it's kind of a sub genre of nofap, just that you don't stop, you just lower the frequency.

>>38135794
That's as fucking retarded as throwing out your glasses because you're gonna stop drinking soda. You can go nofap without quitting porn and it will have the exact same effects.

>>38113667
ITS MISTA STEAL YO GURL