Unfortunate Genetics

I have pretty wide hips, Im still skinny fat and working on it and I may have a slight gyno (it may just be fat)
I dont feel too bad about it since im working on improving all that

On the other hand Im 6'2, decent features except a broken nose and am socially skilled while not depending on social contact

great body imo
shitty gyno on both nips looks retarded when im 15 bf

>5"6 peasant of manlets
>5.5 inch slightly bent cock
>not white


>good face gentics
>good bod (for a manlet)
>social skills are passable

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Pros
>great hair genetics
>good motivation and discipline
>broad shoulders
>Low blood pressure and resting heartrate
>No issues with cholestrerol no matter how many eggs
>No acne, ever

Cons
>Insanely hairy
>Allergic to beef
>Anger issues (counselling is helping though)
>Bad eyesight, must wear glasses (Astigmatism too bad for contacts, saving for surgery)

Neutral/subjective
>Barrel chest
>Wide hips (Not as wide as shoulders/chest tho)
>Average face
>Average legnth, above average girth
>Southern accent
>5'11"
>Mediterranean mutt genetics

could be worse t b h f a m

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>>38109571
>bent cock
>slight social anxiety
>gambler
None of these are "genetics"

>>38111113
shit, so close. and this

>>38111073
>allergic to beef
I'd kill myself

>>38111211
Yeah it sucks. I became allergic about three years ago.

I have become the master of pork, though.

>>38110991
>>38109571

Why the fuck do you weirdos think and bent cock is a genetic disadvantage? That makes it curve up and hit the g spot more easily during sex.

Pros
Good jawline
6'
Intelligent
Naturally muscular
Nice calves
Attractive to most women
90/55 blood pressure
60 bpm heart rate

Cons
Cant grow facial hair whatsoever
All fat goes to my love handles
Hard to get motivated
6 inch wiener
Bad eyesight
Cant use condoms because latex makes my skin burn

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I hate myself

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>>38111277
>6 inch wiener
Oh no!

>>38111299
I know its petty but is too much to ask for just one more inch on my wiener?

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Great frame and face. Gains are real.
Fucking dumbo sized ears and I can't grow a full beard.

>>38109571
Haha He's pretty messed up!

gyno and fat stores in the hips

>>38111247
This. Ever girl I've ever been with has loved my bent cock.

Pros
- I did football n track
-Great shoulders and traps with norm neck
-I Pretty much have football bro genetics and body since my dad was a athletic dude that did football and was into body building also considering he was born with great physical genes.
Cons
- anger issues that get batshit insane when I get confused
- 5.8 inch ween
-i gots the chicken legs kinda, good thighs but calves are lackin
- Im asian
- Asian engrish commences.
-im fast but black people outrun me man.

>>38111247
Not him but he probably means to the side

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Cons:

-Dyscalculia, real bad.

-Sway back due to short leg syndrome. I can't even do dead lifts without horrible pain. I give myself 5 more years.

-Low cognitive/critical thinking ability

-I have the ass of a 40 YO 80's porn star despite the lunges.

-Weird BF distribution.

Pros:

-No social anxiety whatsoever

-Good hair

-Straight teeth

-autistic knack for medical knowledge

Pros:
>Tall
>Weirdly strong for amount of muscle mass I have
>Nice ab insertions
>Very strong jaw
>Prominent cheekbones
>Apparently I have a hot face
>Great lung capacity and general cardiovascular fitness
>Big ol' dong
>Only really need a few hours of sleep

Cons:
>Obscenely long limbs for height
>Incredibly pale skin
>Little body hair
>Almost black hair
>Brown eyes
>Fucking crippling social anxiety that fucks me up
>The fucking worst biceps insertions. I can fit 4 fingers between my forearm and biceps, and my forearms are pretty well built.
>Find it pretty hard to gain mass
>Always kinda shaky for some reason
>Late bloomer. I'm 19 and still don't even have armpit hair or shit
>Probably some other shit I'm forgetting right now

>>38113111
>Incredibly pale skin
you can fix that easily
>Little body hair
you put that under cons by accident
>Almost black hair
you can fix that easily
>Only really need a few hours of sleep
>Always kinda shaky for some reason
these two might be related somehow

>>38113215
Fake tan just isn't for me. It made me go bright orange when I tried it. The fact that I have little body hair just makes me feel unmanly too. I can't dye my hair because I have black eyebrows that stand out very strong on my face.

Cheers for responding bro

>>38111277
Not all condoms contain latex, dumbass

>>38109571
Shortcomings:
>6'1
>2D:4D ratio >1
>Nasolabial folds
>Recessed maxilla
>Lateral orbital rim retrusion
>Need MT2 and beta carotene to have decent looking skin
>6' penis length and 5.5' girth

Strengths:
>Frame, hairline and jawline aren't awful I guess

Femanon checking in
PROS:
-small waist, wide hips
-decent face genetics
-thick hair
-put muscle on easily
-decent leg to torso ratio
-huge ass

CONS
-5 foot womanlet
-shitskin
-gain fat easily as well as muscle esp in my stomach
-flat chested
-hyperpigmentation acne scars
-allergy induced asthma
Neutral
-Broad shoulders
-Can switch autism on and off with little to no crossover
-Fatter than most other grills but definitely fitter
-

>>38113365
>Fatter than most other grills but definitely fitter
This confuses me

>>38113396
I have 10-15 more lbs to lose but I lift 4 times a week and hiit twice a week most of my other grillfriends in the 100-110 lb range can't keep up with me during workouts.

I was born with a crooked butt crease, it veers off to the left at the top.
This wouldn't be too terrible, save that I'm female and my bf is an ass man.

It could probably be corrected but I don't have the money.

>>38113365
post pics

>>38113365
move broad shoulders to cons

>>38109571
what the fuck is up with your head.

Pros:
>XX
>nice thighs
>5'5

Cons:
>fridge mode
>Weird boobs
>black
>"inverted" hips

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>>38109571
>decent body shape
>hips arent too narrow or too wide
>broad shoulders
>naturally big calves

>horrible anxiety and depression(got skinny fat coz of the meds and injury)
>horrible immune system, i have to take cancer drugs so i dont die of the flu
>facial hair doesnt seem to be comming in too greatly (only 23 though so i might still be young)

pic related

>>38112955
Harrison leave

>>38111320
I know your pain. At least mine is pretty thick.

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>>38109571

>>38113352
>>6'1
WTF that's a great height

>>38113429
Oh gotcha. Godspeed on losing those last 15lbs

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>>38113462

>>38113586
>how to greentext?

I get really, hairy, thick black hair on my toes. Just my toes. Nowhere else.
I'm a naturally blonde woman.

Also I have really big shits and regularly block various toilets so I sometimes have to carry something with me to.... break it up. It's been like this ever since I was 9. They're just, really big for some reason.

>>38113606
Nappy hair should be a con. Also,
>ass pics

>rosacea
>acne
>tiniest lips imaginable for a woman
>asymmetrical eyes

>my voice
>my hair (before someone butchered me)
>might have an hourglass shape under the fat

>>38113665
Yeah it's only really nappy closest to my scalp, I wear a thick headband so no one's knows I'm part nigger

>5'7
>Large nose
>Weak jaw
>Very poor appetite (I weigh ~115lb)

>Quite good hair
>Decent insertions
>I won't put on weight I guess? Kind of a positive

>>38113649
0/10 you can do better than this.

>>38113521
>skinny fat
you just fat

>facial hair doesnt seem to be comming in too greatly (only 23 though so i might still be young)
sorry man but it's too late

mirin those shoulders though

>>38113365
>calling yourself a shitskin

Get some self-esteem you cuck

>translucent skin, green vains visible through skin which looks weird
>cowlick
>big forhead, looks fine though if i raise eyebrows.

>>38113887
i agree that im just fat, i dont really understand what skinny fat is, also, im European and native american, and europeans generally have there facial hair stop filling in around 35 instead of 25 for most other people, so im still optomistic.
if i lose 20 pounds ill start to look better than i did before i got fat

>>38109571
>he fat from child
>very shy (probably from making this website my home since I wasn't even 11) but still an asshole
>uncontrollable appetite
>unconfident
>emotionally destroyed
>possible heart problems

>good jawline
>8x6 1/2 inch dick (cut though, kill me)
>girls say I'm handsome but I don't always see it
>6'2
>smart enough to catch onto anything, especially spatial and/or tactile things

I don't like my life

>>38113586
>6'1
>great height
Nice cope manlet

>>38114144
actually I'm exactly 6'.
Not tall, but it's a decent height.

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>>38114244

>>38109571
I have a shitload of moles

mostly on my arms, but a few are on my stomach/chest. I'll probably end up getting them removed for cosmetic purposes

>>38114309
Still not a manlet
nice try

>>38113606
Moar?

born with big ass arms but also the crappiest lats ever.

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>6'2''
>full head of thick hair
>amazing jawline
>have been asked if I'm a model on a daily basis
>great lifting genetics
>white
>broad thick shoulders
>beautiful eyes
>never get sick or have medical injuries


>micropenis
>medically diagnosed micropenis

I'm a virgin. It goes perfectly and easy until the pants come off. Hundreds of women fondled/groped/made out with but never have had sex/blowjob. They see it and they just start laughing or open their mouths like they are physically repulsed. I've tried in the dark but they always just go "put it in" and I already have.

Still, the social benefits of being attractive are fucking insane so I can't really complain.

I have a slight case of pectus, nothing serious

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Pros:
>full head of thick hair will never go bald
>blue eyes
>"""""white"""""" (Italian)
>decent natural testosterone levels

Cons
>acne as a teen
>diastema
>bushy eyebrows
>5.5" dick

>>38116565
what's the cause

>>38116565
I'd rather be unattractive with a big cock than attractive with a micropenis. Sorry man.

>>38116565
Pics or it didn't happen nohomo.

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>>38109571
Pros:
>Big calves
>Good bicep & tricep insertions
>Cardio is easy as hell

Cons:
>Narrow & small shoulders
>Shitty stocky bear mode build when I want to be zyzz mode

Pros:
>6'2
>8"+ rod
>blonde, blue eyes
>chest, shoulder,back gains just from looking at weights.
>broad shoulders narrow hips.

Cons:
>bald
>chest gap
>bald by 27
>mental illness in family, already have depression/anxiety, exercise to deal with it
>knock knees
>Hair line is literally a horseshoe

Wouldn't trade dick size for more hair, but don't know how to advertise that shit openly. Need to fuck someone who likes to start rumors. Chicken and egg scenario.

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Pro
>Wide shoulders and large ribcage make me look fairly big even though I'm not that ripped
Neutral
>5'10'' king of manlets
Con
>4'' dick
>JUST

CONS
>freckles
>red tinged hair
>poor facial hair
>very bad vision
>small wrists and hands

PROS
>intelligent
>attractive
>strong facial features
>easy gains mode
>fat distributes to ass for great ass
>great deep voice
>white

Pros
>6'2
>Intelligent, creative
>Thick wavy hair
>Broad shoulders
>Small waist despite still being well overweight
>Bright blue eyes
>Sharp facial features & high cheek bones
>Decent jaw, quickly becoming more visible as I lose fat
>Skin is naturally soft and healthy
>Nice collarbones
>Oddly lean hands with long fingers, my last girlfriend used to tell me how much she loved them
>White but tan very well naturally
>Fat proportioned very well so I'm able to hide it semi-effectively with clothes
>Very socially capable when I put myself out there
>Never had a cavity despite not ever having regular dentist visits
>8x5 peen

Cons
>Bad eyesight, had classes since 3rd grade
>Extremely susceptible to depressive states due to anxiety issues
>Spent my adolescence cultivating my autism and a wide range of spinal disorders because I was home schooled until 10th grade
>Still very overweight and have issues with self loathing because of it despite having lost 80+ lbs already
>Severe stretch marks on my torso
>Very easily distracted and still lacking in discipline
>Minor overbite, but my jaw is slightly misaligned to the right so I need corrective surgery
>Teeth seem to discolor rather easily

I'm down to 265 from 348 at my largest, things are looking up and I'll be making more money soon so I can take care of my dental issues.

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>>38113365
>>38112955
>>38111073
>>38110991
There's literally nothing wrong or inferior with being non-white despite what the losers on this site want you to believe.

>>38117059
t. non-white sub-human shit-skin

Pros:
>way above average intelligence
>strong jaw
>good hairline
>beautiful eyes

Cons:
>completely average dick
>slightly fat
>disgusted by human behaviour

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>>38117115
>t. Cletus

Kys my man.

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>>38113606
Lmao what kind of autism

>>38113773
>might
Ya sure Fridge-ette

Cons
> 5.5" dick
> Started out squatting 95
> Crooked ass teeth
> Balding

Pros
> 6'2"
> Started out deadlifting 315
> White

Pros
Good strength baseline, started at 155 beach and 185 squat
Traps like a mother fucker
8inch dick
Thick head of hair
Good facial hair
Body hair
Good jawline
Slight cleft chin
Everyone thinks I'm smart
Tons of subjects I'm passionate about
socially adebt
Get flirted with all the time
Have a new baby boy

Cons
5'8
Dyscalcia like a motherfucker
Nails never grow
Get bouts of depression monthly

Cons
Started 5'11 128 lbs

Pros
Now 5'11 173 lbs

>>38117667
>Nails never grow
How is that a con? I have to cut my fingernails once or twice a week! It's a waste of time

>>38117667
>Bouts of depression monthly
I too know this feel.

>>38117694
Some people want to be normal

>>38113865

The worst bit about all of this is that it's so horrible you think I'm making it up. I'm not.

How the fuck do I stop clogging the fucking toilet? I live in legit fear of having to use somebody else's bathroom.

>>38117127
>disgusted by human behaviour

What makes you so above other people? Do you disgust yourself?

>>38117846
i mean at 5'8 you will never be normal so why even care about nails?

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>>38117127

>>38111073
>implying dietary cholesterol has an effect on blood cholesterol

>>38117932
It would make up for the 2 inches in my life. At least to me.

I hate standing in line behind someone and thinking that they're concerned with going home and clipping their toe nails.

Drives me mad

>>38111277
uhhh that blood pressure isnt good at all dude seriously if that's true go to a doctor. healthy blood pressure for an adult male is around 120/80

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>>38109571
>manlet
>dicklet
>heart has mitral valve regurgitation

my face is decent at least

>>38118001
post penis because reasons

>>38109571
are... are you me?

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>>38113521
>got skinny fat
that doesn't mean what you think it means

>>38113521
nigga you just fatfat what the fuck

>>38113606
>shitskin
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>38117372
based on her stance in that photo id say she probably has the mentality of a 15 year old in a 30ish year old body which altho playful is painstakingly obviously autistic when you place her together with equally aged people

>>38117127
kek

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What bf℅ am I? Feel like I'm in a limbo of deciding to bulk or cut all the time but going to Scooby route. 6'1 198

>>38118071
anywhere from 15 to 17, probably closer to 15

>>38117932
savage

>>38118078
Oh well that's encouraging, I wanna slim down till I can see my abs and then maybe clean bulk. Never going to get fat again, I've been as high as 230 and as low as 170, feel the best I've ever been. Have a good one bro.

>>38117059
To preface: I am white but slightly liberal/ cuck. I don't think that race really makes a biological difference but saying that being not white isn't a disadvantage is stupid. Women are incredibly racist, there have been studies and women of pretty much every race prefer white men. So "muh white privelidge" or whatever. Being white is an advantage.

Cons:
-acne during teens, comes back every time I dont keep face super clean
-somewhat large forehead
-5'4" Turbo manlet (Not as bad as you think, m'lads, was rough growing up though)
-all fat goes to cheeks, babyface.jpg anytime I get over 11% body fat
-hairy as fuck, basically mini sasquatch
-terrible stamina
-shit balance and agility for my height
-gain fat extremely easily, have to cut like 24/7
Pros:
-Large/wide shoulders
-Large frame for a manlet (stocky)
-strong jaw
-easy to put on muscle
-deep voice
-tan easily
-funny
-zero social anxiety
-no problems with women despite manlet status
-white

>>38117127

>way above average intelligence

I bet you're a mod on r/atheism

Is a 6" penis that bad?
Mine is 6" but it's also pretty thick, 5,8"
I wonder if the thickness makes up for the length.

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Cons
>5'6
>clavicles of a toddler
>wrist, foot and hand let
>seriously difficult to gain weight
>glasses

Pros
>gain chest size easily
>just under 7 inch cock, upward curve that bitches seem to looveee

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>tfw 6'2
>tfw brown with glorious caramel skin that only at white bitches love/mire
>great facial structure, thick but groomed eyebrows and deep voice
>too autistic too make conversation with girls even if they approach

H-hold me /fit/

>>38111073
>genetics
>motivation and discipline

Hmmmmmmmmm

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>>38111113
>bent cock
nigga you know its supposed to do that right

Cons
5'6
Pros
Everything else

>>38117115
>>38118040
>>>>/pol/

>>38112955
That's gotta be above the azn average.

>>38112781
In this episode of "Who shall be the wiser?" /fit/ finally has sex.

Cons;
>Slight gyno
>used to be a pathological liar, shit is difficult to overcome
>intense self hatred that induced all my lifting and physical activities

Pros
>6'3
>handsome as fuck no homo
>perfect eugenics
>2/3/4/5 for reps

Pros
>Good hair genetics
>Fairly little body hair
>Pale and smooth skin
>Home gym
>Good and healthy cook

Cons
>5' 2" womanlet
>Stumpy Asian legs
>little to no discernable waist
>Broad shoulders
>Depression and anxiety
>Poor

>>38118119
What statistics? And note- dating stastics are not a reliable source.

>>38118119
>Women are incredibly racist, there have been studies and women of pretty much every race prefer white men.
Jesus Christ. All statistics show that women heavily prefer men of their own race before anything else. Nice ego trip tho.

Cons
>dry skin
>reduced hearing
>feminine face

Pros
> flexible
> 8"
> no hair on back

I'd definitely give up any of my pros for normal hearing, it's a pain in the ass to be social in large groups.

these threads are the equivalent of a dick measuring contest in text form.

>>38120344
I have tinnitus and hearing sensitivity. How about you?

>>38120354
Is it a competition :P
Born with reduced hearing. I have tinnitus but it doesn't bother me because i have always had it. Don't know how real silence is supposed to be.

>>38111247
>tfw I've got a bent cock to the right and down
>it doesn't matter because I've never been able to get hard enough for it to show in front of a female
>just fuck my shit up senpai

>>38120377
Try this. Put your palms on your ears and put your tips of your middle fingers together on the back of your neck. Then overlap your index fingers on the middle fingers and snap them onto your neck.

I don't know if it will work for someone who's had it since birth, however.

>>38117059
the problem is I don't look like any race, family is almost an even mixture of northern African and Mediterranean Europe, specifically the mixing pot of Sicily. If I tan I look like a mix of Moroccan, Mexican, and white. If I don't tan I look like a pale Spaniard. Shits weird.

im not the same guys as >>38113215 but i gotta say you your pros overweights cons. easily. btw i have very dark and bushy eyebrows too. how do you manage them?

>>38120391
Wtf! it didn't complete remove it but it did reduce it for a while.That was so fucking strange

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Pros:
>Handsome face
>Not a faggot
>Great broad shoulders
>Good frame
>Not a filthy pillowbiting homo
>Charming with women
>Absolutely not a fucking well-digging bum driller
>Big dick
>It has never fucked a dude will never be near faggot man ass

Cons
>A little bit of a beer gut.

>>38120444
Prove it by fapping to gay porn. If you don't cum after 15 min you are straight

Also trips checked

>>38120460
Trips of truth prove that I am not a gay boy-raping monster show me your dic and I will take a picture of my dic to prove that it is flaccid.

>>38120425
It kinda makes you forget that you have it, I guess. I hope that some day in the future, I'll be able to get some procedure done to restore my hearing even a little bit, and maybe even lose this fucking ringing.

>Cons
Big forehead
Above average sized nose
Naturally stocky so high bodyfat

>Pros
Good jawline and okay face
Wide upper body, look stronger than I am
Strong legs (not sure if genetics)

Rest is pretty much average, not sure why people get so insecure about looks, you can edit most of this stuff when you leave the vault anyway.

Pros:
>twink
>faggot
>very cute
>blonde
>really good at math
>surprisingly big dick

Cons:
>twink
>faggot
>probably gonna lose my hair
>probably have mild asperger's
>terrible digestive problems
>5'3"

>>38110409
15? you should aim for 10-12

>>38120720
Can I please fuck you? You sound very very hot.

>crooked & big nose
>weak chin
>no facial hair to cover said chin
>receeding hairline
>50% grey hair at 15
>thin, fine hair (looks greasy all the time, no volume)
>wide hips
>low test
>gyno

maybe i should've been a woman

pros
>6'4
>7" dick
>full head of hair
>look younger than my age
cons
>IBS
>bacne
>not great facial aesthetics
>can't grow a full beard
>poor flexibility
>look younger than my age

>>38120752
Well uh, I guess. What do you look like?

pros
>blond
>6'1
>masculine face
>musical talent
>above average dick but nothing that special
>Intelligence (debatable)
>overall superior viking genetics

cons
>acne as fuck, two rounds of roaccutane, one of which lasted more than a year
>stocky midsection that requires a very low bodyfat to look aesthetic (still very good ab genetics tho)
>anxiety disorder, poor social skills
>eyesight
>One crooked tooth (identical to my father's) among a set of otherwise decent but slightly yellow yeeth

>>38120720
Atomic Condom?

>>38109571
>>gambler
>blaming your terrible decision making on "genetics"

Pros
>handsome face (blond with blue eyes and straight teeth)
>intelligent
>excellent in social situations
>never exceeded 15% bf
>lifts are progressing
>body looks almost like ottermode
>healthy (65 bpm resting, normal blood pressure)
>nice ass

Cons
>still slightly on the thin side provided I was skeleton until 1 year ago
>some acne redness on cheeks that will probably take at least another month to go away
>predisposed to balding, though my hair is not falling yet (I'm 19)
>need to forcefully eat to gain weight because I can get invested in doing other things and forget about it
>thin neck

Neutral
>6x5.5 cock
>7" wrist
>5'11

>>38120847
What? Is that a band?

>>38120862
>5'11
damn you could be perfect anon if you weren't a manlet

>>38116565
Ha ha white boy

>>38120862
Humility definitely isn't your strong suit, and I doubt you're particularly handsome if you're not being paid for your looks.

>>38109571
Already starting to evolve into surviving car crashes, told you darwin was right

>>38120931
>tfw 181cm
>in manlet limbo

>>38121079
>tfw almost 183

>>38121079
you think thats bad, im 182.7 I shit you not. Manlet yet soo close to being normal

>>38121083
>>38121079
>tfw older sister 5'11"
>younger brother 6'1"
>5'11"

Seems to me that I've gotten the SHORT end of the stick HAHHAHAH

Good
>6'2
>Broad frame, very easy to put on size
>Good jaw
>Perfect teeth
>Perfect skin
>Great beard genetics
>Overall great Scandinavian genetics
>140+ IQ (I've scored 141, 143 and 144 on 3 reputable tests respectively)
>Self-made millionaire from software development
>Physics student
>Good social skills both with women and men
>6.5 inch benis

Bad
>receding hairline at 20
>Mild gyno

Eh can't complain

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>>38121000
Should have put arrogant in cons. Here's some photos of my face throughout the last 2 years.

>>38121142

>blond

top kek shitskin.

also nice acne scars

>>38109571
Pros.
>wide shoulders with small waist
>good back insertions in general
>smart and funny
>19cm dick

Cons.
>gyno
>skinnyfat and can't seem to escape despite training and diet
>weak
>focyde spots/ppp
>can't grow full beard yet (18)
>178cm tall
>non existent chin/jawline
>non existent eyebrows
>small eyes
>terrible insertions minus back
>barrel chest, blaha tier
>long limbs

A-at least I have a good personality, r-right

>>38118078
>>38118071
15 is a fucking joke, youre like 18-20%

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>pros:
smart
nice butt
nice facial hair

>cons:
get performance anxiety
5.5inch dick
wide hips

Eh. Could be worse.

>pros
not too short
legs are fine

>cons
small dick
no motivation
minimal hair growth (no chest hair, i shave my face only once a week)
probably going to start balding in the next 5-10 years
elitist prick
afraid of social situations

>>38117059
t. Subhuman

>>38117694
Dude. Iktf sometimes I'll look down and want to kill myself because my nails grow so fast. It's honestly an issue

>>38117875
If you clog the toilet be a man let the water settle then either plunge or stick your hand in there and break it up/unclog it. You can wash your hands after. Nobody cares dude, everyone has to shit and most people clog toilets at some point. Also stop wasting so much toilet paper and do courtesy flushes a couple times throughout your shits. Basic life skills man

>>38111247

Yeah it pounds my prostate so good

>>38117982
Nah senpai. Saw a cardiologist he said its normal at my age and that it's just because my heart is really efficient at pumping. I was a competitive swimmer in highschool so we used to swim 1-2 miles before school then 2-4 miles after school. I'm good.

>>38120313
This. The reason that the statistics show women preferring white guys is because it's the largest group of people.

>>38113273

Dude, I have naturally light brown hair and my eyebrows and facial hair are naturally pitch black. Not everyone has matching eyebrows and hair. I've been told the contrast is very attractive by a lot of people

>Pros
Intelligent
Fast gains
Funny

>Cons
Shitty facial hear
Manlet
Big nose
(below) average looking

>pros
eat PIZZA and fuck STACY whenever I want
don't get fat

>cons
>

>>38120744
>Telling someone what percentage they need to aim for.

>>38118071
You're seriously around 18% body fat. Just keep training. More than likely, you're going to have e to step up your training game if you're ever going to want to achieve those goals.

>>38118071
~18%

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>Pros
188cm
decent face
narrow hip
broad shoulders

>Cons
Flat occiput (biggest insecurity)
hairy feet
sweating all the time

>>38121160
Nah you can see the birth of the belt, nobody as fat as 18% would even have signs of that.

He also looks worse due to being hairy as fuck without tons of muscle, but he's definitely around 15-16%

pros
-183 / 6' so average height
-decent frame, put muscle on with relative ease
-face apparently attractive enough for quite a few girls
-good hair/hairline
-good teeth
-normal dick in both size and shape
-fairly intelligent
-can bulk like a boss

cons:
-shoulder joints pretty fucking weak
-really shitty mobility. have had to work fucking hard just to obtain "normal" levels of mobility, still get told I need to work on it
-wide hips
-thin wrists
-lazy eye on one side
-prone to putting on fat
-attachment issues with girls

You know what though? I think I'm doing pretty OK

>>38109571
>below average height in my country at 5'10
>14cm dick
>Addictive personality
>Aggressive

>Wide frame
>Thick dick
>Assertive/Extroverted
>Breddy good jawline
>Not balding
>Chest hair

All in all, I think I'll do fine as soon as this cut is over.

>>38109571
Only about half of these are 100% genetic

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>>38109571
>acne scars
>5'11 manlet
>pastiest skin genetics in my family
>eternal cowlick, shit hair
>have sleep apnea at 8% bf because of neck skin genetics

>7 inch dick
>wide shoulders
>narrow hips
>very fast metabolism, like zyzz's. Have never been above 12% bf
>great insertions
>make gains fast
>very strong for my size, can lift and lift and lift for long periods of time with short intermissions

Who /unholystrength/ here?

>>38111277
You have an above average cock, what are you even complaining about...

>>38111113
>brain isn't genetics

>>38111247
>cocks only bend upwards/downwards
You're fucking retarded
But also right, bent cocks, even to the side, are not a problem at all.

>>38113501

>Pros: XX

Only because you're 5'5".

As for me:

Pros:

>7'1"
>natty swole as fuck

Cons:

>XX (think about my height)

Neutral:

>natty 42G boobs

>>38109571
Got
>HEIGHT
>FRAME
>but not FACE

I literally want to jump of a bridge everytime i look myself at the mirror

>>38125280
Going to need to see some proof here, femanona.

>>38125280
Wtf? Going to need some proof.

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>>38125280
>7'1"

>>38125545

7'1" woman. Why do you think I consider being female a con, other than people think I'm a freak for being a seven foot tall woman?

Then again, the height really helps with the massive boobs.

>>38113111
post face

Pros
>Handsome
>Intelligent enough to have academic scholarships to FAU
>Good bicep, chest and trap inserts
>Blonde hair blue eyes

Cons
>5'11
>Crippling social anxiety
>Not cringey but pretty autistic

>>38121981
Lower is always better faggot

>beard takes a bit long

>outdeep barry white
>titanium jaw
>adamantian chin
>blue/green/orange clusterfuck eyes
>9 by 8
>6'
>wide shoulders
>narrow hips
>mental insertions
>lowrider calves
>etc

And I've got cancer.

>>38126002
9 by 8, is it a huge tumor in your dick?

Cons:
>shitty terrible acne
>dry as fuck skin
>weird top lip
>small tits
>big shoulders
>assburgers

Pros:
>quite tall
>thicc
>build muscle easily
>lose fat easily
>nice hair

>>38117966
>I hate standing in line behind someone and thinking that they're concerned with going home and clipping their toe nails.

What? You have been given a gift from God. A relief from pointless nail-cutting. You should be happy!

Long neck
Small moith
High cheek bones
Big nose
No jaw
Not genetic but socially retarded from gaming my whole youth
Not bad but not best skin
Slav

Light brown hair
White
6'2
Still somehow considered decent looking
Athletic
7.5" dick, and slightly above avg girth but bends down :(
Brunette hair blue eyes(white power whitw power white power)
Painfully shy
Slav

>5 10
>Most fat deposit is in the front
>Like around my nipples and the area between my stomach and crotch

>Great face symmetry
>Small waist
>Will look great if I manage to lose more fat

>giraffe neck
>myopia
>weak grip

>grandmaster curling strength
>good at pullups

>>38125614
faggot detected

>>38120416
Hate to admit to it, but I get them plucked every couple of weeks. It hurts like a motherfucker but it makes you look really fresh faced and isn't that noticeable if you get it done only lightly. Make sure whoever's plucking them knows only to pluck hairs that fall outside of your eyebrow though, else you'll go around looking like a feminine queer.

>>38123359
Move aggressive to advantages man. I'd love to be a bit more aggressive to help overcome my anxiety.

>>38109571
Cons
>Shitty chest genetics
>Shitty bicep genetics
>Acne and a load of bad shit if I eat like shit, it all clears up if I eat clean.
>5'9"
>5.5" dick :S
>Wide hips but not as wide as shoulders
>Shit at cardio

Pros
>Great Jaw
>Great cheekbones
>Great eyes
>Awesome Hair (Dad still has full set of hair into his 60s, so I'm pretty sure I'll keep mine
>Good back genetics
>Good leg genetics
>Vascular
>Smart as fuck

>>38126613
Become a model who poses with his back facing the camera while looking over his shoulder.

>>38113887
>mirin those shoulders though

marathon runner here, I hve mor musclular shoulders

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Pros
>6'2"
>great overall frame and aesthetics
>blonde hair blue eyes
>tan
>build muscle easily
>smart driven and well disciplined

Cons
>bottom ribs stick out a bit
>one tooth sticks out a lot

>>38117390
My measurements are 49 36 48. Even if I'm heavily overweight, there's still a large difference between my waist and other areas.

>>38121981
>telling someone it's ok to be fat

>>38116565
From a bro to a bro, I like legit feel really sorry for you, but it sounds like you're still a pretty happy guy. I think personally I'd have to like own it and make jokes about it and not give a shit really. Find a girl who isn't too into penetration! I'm surprised you haven't just had a girl work with it and have you go down on her and shit.

>>38111247
Lmao I'm a 172lb skinny fat and my cock is huge and perfectly straight. Just started browsing /fit/ because I'm tired of being a duel and I come here to see you guys trying to justify your fucked up cocks

Negative
>bacne/thighacne
>flared ribs
>frequently unable to focus
>mildly allergic to various fruits
>sometimes go autismo
>struggle with mass on arms

Neutral
>5'11" average height
>fast growing facial and body hair
>long arms

Positive
>nice ass
>soft, full hair
>well hung
>youthful genes
>multi-orgasmic
>smart
>charming when not autismo
>reasonably good looking
>easy gains in legs and abs

>>38116565
What if you did it in the dark but used a cock sheath or strap on? Might as well.

Pros:
>6 foot, sort of nuetral. I honestly wish I was like 6'7 or something crazy.
>somewhat broad shoulders
>always been a very genuinely happy person.
>I make decent money for my age, not saying it's genetic but I'm a pretty quick learner and at least not stupid, I think I come off as older than I am. My critical thinking seems to be good.
>extremely confident for some reason, don't care too much what people really think about me
>6 inch penis, again pretty much neutral, although I've had girls tell me it's not the biggest they've had but for some reason it's really "nice" and a good looking dick? Guess I'm okay at sex, not sure.
>gain muscle easily
Cons
>sort of fat still, lost a lot of weight and want to lose about another 20-30
>might have gyno, can't tell if it's just fat or not.
>pretty big chest gap
>I don't like my face very much and wish I had a stronger jaw.
>sort of thin hair and I'm worried I'll bald early, my father is bald at 45 or so but I've been told it comes from the maternal side?
>sorta wide hips? Seems not so bad at all anymore but I've literally stopped squatting because I squatted all of high school during football and shit and had huge legs. Didn't even squat that much weight but ass/legs were huge. I still deadlift though.
>really fucking slow. People much fatter than me can sprint much quicker.
>somewhat introverted with really high standards so I don't get with a lot of women. Had a girlfriend who I still think is one of the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen, was just my type I guess, for 4 years. so I've had a lot of sex, I just barely pursue girls, which id like to work on.

Sorry for writing a fucking book, I'm just really bored. Love you guys.

Cons:
>5'4
>No facial hair
>dyel
>butt cheeks that split at the bottom and expose my asshole

Pros:
>bottom

>>38109571
Negative
>not very good hair (keeping it short as a result)
>kinda thin wrists
>only just above 6 feet
>semi-big nose
>tiny gap between front teeth
>meh jaw
>no facial hair

Positive
>put on muscle realy easily
>8 inch dick
>overall pretty ripped
>very charming
>nice blue eyes
>nice voice
>can outrun, outswim and outcardio everyone i know
>funny
>easy learner
>excellent social skills
>excel in everything that has to do with being fit (no 1 in literally all physical disciplines when i served)
>9/10 gf

>>38117965
>implying it doesn't.

>>38126636
Not a bad idea haha.

>>38111073
Bitches cream up for southern accents. It's a known fact.

>>38109571
pros:
- face most women found attractive since age 14
- skinny stick man by default (also a con)
- more explosive movements rather than just strong like most guys
- because i'm small i have faster footwork and hip movement by default
- more endurance by default than most in the sports activities i do
- i was out in the 100 degree weather during high noon for the last 6 days and still didn't get burned
- can generally eat anything like riff raff if i really wanted to
- can get wasted the night before and workout the next morning
- i got short legs and a long torso (also a con) - i essentially have a longer reach though
- at the end of work days or outings, i have energy while no one else does
- ambidextrous
- because of my face i have always gotten perks from single serving females at stores/restraunts
- posture being self-corrected over 3 years now and i can consider my posture "healthy"
- 7"-7 1/2" dick that's thick - also a con in some ways

>>38127603
cons:
- i was underweight before i started eating and working out - serious shit
- weaker than others my weight by default - i had to work harder and smarter to get where i'm at
- people talk about me in public calling me a gangster but i look normal and not poor in my area.
- sometimes i go to stores and get profiled. cops/security seems to not think anything of me it's just basically my peers, in their 20s. makes me want to knock them out.
- i also have scars all over my arms and knuckles from work and sports
- i have a scar on the back of my head from getting slammed on bricks and knocked out. had to get staples and i'm missing hair where the scar is. some people point it out to their friends and laugh thinking i got a bad haircut but i can't do anything about this.
- i can't wear jeans made for regular people i have to carefully select brands/styles. otherwise it looks like i am sagging cause of my small ass.
- regular t-shirts are always too short in length and too wide.
- my chest kind of caves in at the breastplate just a little bit where no one actually notices unless i point it out. don't remember the name of it. still affects my posture. like if i stand up perfectly straight it looks like i'm being arrogant and so i purposely don't walk with perfect posture in public.

>>38113111
>Late bloomer. I'm 19 and still don't even have armpit hair or shit


I know this fucking feel man, I turn 19 in a couple weeks and I only got armpit hair like this year and its still super thin. I'm also 5'9" and SO sick of waiting to get taller, I know I will be because my dad is above average and my bro is mega-chad (6'4", muscular af, does sports, fucks all kinda hoes).

>picturinos?

>>38120775
you're your own dicks length taller than me and we have the same sized dick. I can't imagine it looks anything other than undersized on you.

>>38116565
I'm curious what your face looks like now.
Would want a baby.

>>38116664
r u me?

>>38110338
are you me?

>>38116664
Bushy eyebrows are a pro unless you have an uni-brow you don't pluck.

>>38128057
basically this. most every girl has an eyebrow fetish too.

>>38113111
>Obscenely long limbs for height
>Incredibly pale skin
>Little body hair
>Almost black hair
>Brown eyes
>Probably some other shit I'm forgetting right now
>Late bloomer. I'm 19 and still don't even have armpit hair or shit

dude you're beating yourself up, most of the stuff you mentioned is completely normal

>>38116565
dude we need pics, most people that have micros are ugly as fuck

Pros

>More intelligent than average.
>7 inch penor.
>There isn't a single fatty in my family.
>Strong legs
>Good hair genetics.

Cons

>Gaining weight is extremly hard for me.
>Light build
>5'9
>Social anxiety/ tendency to depression (Runs in the family)
>My penis has PPP.

Just end it already

>>38129844

Also

>Ugly