/devilish ways you make gains/

>>38107749
i do not believe you are that stealthy anon

have any evidence?

>>38107764
>have any evidence?

What kind of evidence do you want lol, me to take a video of myself stealing food from a restaurant and then leaving without paying?

>>38107749
I hope you get hit by a car and die you thieving scum.

>>38107783
ya got any pics of yer hauls?

>>38107886
>I hope you get hit by a car and die you thieving scum.
U mad cuck

OP is a scrote with mental issues.

>>38108204
u mad restaurant cuck?

>>38107749
>load up 240kg deadlift
>apply chalk to my hands
>get into position
>let go of the bar and stand up
>leave the gym
>my brain thinks I lifted it and allocates the appropriate gains

LUCIFERIAN

>>38107749
ABSOLUTELY DEVILISH

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>inject steroids
>tell my friends I'm natty
DEMONIC

I do the same but at my grocery store. They have those heated food stations and you pay. You can either sit there to eat or leave with it. I just grab the food and sit down and start eating.

>roommate has pm shift i have am shift
>lift different times of days
>use his vanilla protein powder for gains
>he doesnt notice because i replace each scoop with normal milk powder

>>38109031
you diabolical fucking nigger

He's going to be wondering where his gains went

>>38109031
What the fuck

I was in the bulk section of my grocery store and they had pistachios with shells and pistachios without shells for like twice the price. I filled a bag halfway with the de-shelled ones then the rest with ones with shells on, but I wrote down the number for the cheaper ones. DEVILISH!

>>38109056
A real devil would have just ate the pistachios in the store and then scattered the shells all over the store and thrown some at the employee

>>38109031
How do you know then when you steal the next time that he took the milk powder and you aren't consuming it

>>38109137
Oh shit

how's he gonna explain this one

>>38109137
delete this

>>38109137
Hmm actually i don't notice that. I mix it a little in the tub, but then in the end i dont pay for any protein at all anyway.