How do I Hiking Chad mode?

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those guys look like they are something pretending to be human.

Like could you see these two doing something normal like sitting down on the couch watching t.v or having a beer at the pub?

>>38104040

>Upper body exposed to insects
>Overly tight jeans grow uncomfortable for long hikes
>pre ripped at the knee, low protective value
>Boots that prioritize form over function

2/10 form would not hike with

that's the gayest thing i've ever seen

>>38104040
>get your shit together
>get in your car
>drive to your nearest national/state park or forest
>find a trail
>walk

>>38104070
This

>>38104040
This looks like pics from a gay incest porno

>>38104067
Well now I'm just weirded out.

>>38104040
what fuckn bunch of poooofters

>>38104070
>Overly tight jeans grow uncomfortable for long hikes
have you never worn skinny jeans?

>>38104040

Arms, chest and shoulders
No back or legs

These two dudes
>buy matching clothes to suit scenery
>drive out to nearest woods
>walk 20 yards into said woods
>take photo
> go home upload to Instagram

>>38105557
Whats their instagram @?

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>>38104040
In OPs picture those guys are dyel as fuck but put up pic related and you start asking wether they are natty. Shows what good lighting and photoshop can do.

>>38106204
>dyel as fuck

This meme is pretty dumb

dyelmode falls between skinnyfat/non-lifter and ottermode... i.e. some noobgains

These guys clearly lift, and in no way look dyel

>>38105478
Have you ever hiked?

>>38106268
To be clear, I'm referring to both OP picture and yours.

My point is they look like they lift... does calling them dyel make you feel bigger or something?

>>38106276
Yes, I've hiked all the way up in Scotland and climbed the highest mountain in the UK, I wore jeans, stops the bloodsucking insects from getting in and it provides tightness to your legs so its easier to walk, like a belt.

>>38106286
He has body dysmorphia like most of /fit/

>>38105920
https://www.instagram.com/vincitwins/?hl=en

>>38106344
Thought so

Nice dubs family

>>38106342
I got a pair of jeans that have a canvas denim in them so their stretchy but strong too.
I do prefer canvas khaki's tho as its easier to clean
t. guy who hikes in the desert with 6-8 in boots

>>38104040
>dat long necklace that draws your eyes to his crotch area
N-no homo right?

>>38106354
Fuck

These guys are the epitome of CHAD

>>38106372
while you are shitposting on 5chins
CHAD is FUCKING STACY on a hilltop EATING PIZZA

>>38106286
You have obviously never lifted in your life then if you dont think you could get the same gains as the op picture in about six months. Go back to fa faggot dont spread your bro science shit here we see right through your complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

>>38105478
Oh then you know that they don't get uncomfortable, theyre fucking unbearable as soon as you put then on to the point that only a skinny middle schooler could actually walk unhindered with them

>>38105478
>have you never worn skinny jeans?
No, my legs are too muscular and my cock/balls need the room.

>>38107981
>I'm fat

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Do straight guys get turned off too when girls put WAY too much effort into their appearance?

I made a graph. Is it the same for you?

>>38104040
have a moderate amount of muscle
be lean
be tan
wear dark blue skinny jeans
wear a tan boot
have a neclace
have a styled haircut
have a decent face

there you go

>>38104040
you don't
chad is a metrosexual fag

>>38104040
Am i the only one who thinks these faggots look ugly as hell?

>>38108353
Yeah, that's pretty accurate for me

>>38108353
this doens't make sense, if anything the peak should be way closer to the middle

>>38108511

I agree.

There's something wrong with their face for sure, but i can't tell you what.

>>38108552
Their facial expression gives vibes of desperation to have their narcissism validated

>>38108353

Nice try permabulker

>>38108552
>>38108588
Theyve got huge teeth/weird gums

Think bryan sylva except these twins actually have the rest of their skull developed well

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>>38106204
>>38104040
Who are these guys? I see them posted all the time.

Here's another pic of them that I'd saved.

lmao why did they take off their shirts? weirdos

>>38110369

this is the only straight pic

first pic they're in a fucking forest shirtless

second pic they're on a balcony shirtless wearing pants again

third pic they're on a dock wearing swim shorts so it's all good

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>>38106342
>jeans
>stopping bloodsucking from insects

>>38108601
Y-you'll be mirin in 3 years, i'm just b-bloated, i swear.

;_;

>>38110369
>>38106204
>>38104040
>square pics
>reverse search doesn't give proper results

i got "tree" for the OP pic, I shit you not.

>>38104040
STEEEEEEERRROOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS

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>>38110633
Vinci twins.
They look great in some pictures, fucking weird in some others.