How to get big and j00cy like big mike patton

>>38098145
bump

>>38098145
Wow he is YOKED!

I remember a few years back when some faggot would post this everyday and everyone would tell him to fuck off, now its a fucking meme.

>>38099394
It's not a meme - he's the king of /fit/

>>38099394
>>38099430
rekt.

Congrats on the thread OP, really diggin' this one

>>38099664
Forgot to mention, I'm not OP

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I'm genuinely interested in the posting patterns of the patton meme, because I suspect it's one guy, or at least it was one guy and every year a couple newfags jump on board in a paltry attempt to integrate with board culture, only to realize that they're backing the wrong horse.

If I could only see the post times I could graph it and likely determine a range of timezones he's probably in.

>>38102239
https://cse.google.com/cse?cx=partner-pub-6175196680976837:4026781143&ie=UTF-8&q=mike+patton#gsc.tab=0&gsc.q=mike%20patton&gsc.page=1

check the archive famalam

>>38102287
I would like to anon, but I don't have that kind of time. Where are the neets when you need them?

Just stop responding to it and it'll go away.

>>38098145
Is this the guy who fought a bear back in 2002?

>>38098145
all you need to do is stop cutting your hair and never detangle it, then it'll be big and j00cy like big mike patton

you WERE talking about the hair, right?

>>38098145
do pushups and sit ups and go get a cheese burger at mcdonalds after work every day.