What exactly is an alpha male and how do I become one?

>>38097311

Cut off your penis to remove all distractions from lifting.

Be sure to leave your testis though, gonna need them for gains.

pretend to be alpha and you will become alpha after a while.
pretty much all alpha males are acting like they're alpha.

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>>38097311

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>>38097311
become proficient in fulfilling your needs and wants.

it takes a lot of learning exp, stay humble, expose yourself.

>>38097311
If you have to ask you'll never be one.

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>>38097311
You don't become alpha. You're either born with alpha genetics or not.

>>38097761
>expose yourself.
>inb4 OP gets arrested

>>38097311
>do what you want when you want
that's it

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>>38097470
Didn't work for this self proclaimed alpha.

>>38098562
>do what you want when you want
so if i wanna sleep in bed all day thats alpha ?

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>>38098161

3 simple steps my boy.
1. Fuck u.
2.
3.

Imo you just need to controll your emotions. Dont react to them. Dont cling to anything. Enjoy life without needing things or relathionships to be happy...then suddenly everything just falls into place by itself.

Ive never been as alpha as when I just said fuck it and stopped trying...

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>>38098884
What the fuck are you talking about? That's the Monster.

browse this board every day, it will do wonders for your confidence and self-esteem

>>38097473
Rolling for alpha positive

>>38100769
Oh god damn

I should have known

When will I ever learn

an alpha male is someone who doesnt make insecure threads about how to become alpha

>>38097311

Stop caring about things in general.
Just do what you want without apologies.
Don't give a shit about anything besides your family and power. That'sit.

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>>38100210
>browse this board that tells you that you need to be at least 6'4, 240lb sub 10% bf with 8/10 facial aesthetics and at least an 8 inch dick to have a 6/10 gf
>good for your self-esteem

>>38100793
This description is every person on /fit/ kek. This is seriously the most heavily trolled board on 4chan.

>>38100210
Worked for me

serve yourself first and do what's best for you

be free from the opinions of others

chase what makes you feel alive, your mission

be apologetically and unabashedly the best version of yourself

restore your foreskin and reclaim what was once yours from the jews

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>>38100935
>restore your foreskin and reclaim what was once yours from the jews

should be first t h h s e n p a i.

>>38100793
Board filled with virgins who spout this and chads who spout this so normies believe it