How many of these a day are you guys on?

none cause im not a fucking faggot

2 max

>>38097298

neet

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>>38097315

Drink a coffee.

Stop putting that overpriced battery acid in your body.

>>38097292
Used to be 3 a day got even to 4 a night. Then i started waking up with my hands uncontrollably shaking and constant pain in my heart and stopped completely
Yes ik i am retarded
Yes i am a faggot

>>38097292
Drinking a Rehab one right now. I've been kickstarting the mornings with this poison lately, but I really should just stop, I think even switching to coffee would be better. The best option would be to cut caffeine altogether, but I'm super tired of the mornings because of shitty sleep schedules.

Anyways as the other anon said, >>38097299
2 max a day.

>>38097335
>Drink a coffee.

Let me guess, black?

*tips fedora*

It was 3 yesterday. I was pretty angry with myself for letting that happen so I'm going to make a point of pushing it back down to 1 at most

>>38097360
not the guy you're replying to, but it really is better black, even mediocre coffee

Energy drinks are beyond idiotic.

Anywhere from 0-5.

>>38097292

I haven't drunk an energy drink in more than two years.

But I gotta say that I take coffee every morning, and usually once a day at break times between classes.

I still fall asleep and have to take naps like a fucking feline during the day.

>>38097408
5 a day? how do you not feel sick after the 3rd one?

>>38097360
i always drink my coffee black when im out, bc theres less room to fuck up

>>38097292
2 or 3 nightly, I work graveyard and yeah I love coffee but it gets meh after the 5th cup

>>38097349

Coffee isn't bad. Just drink in black with no sugar. Literally like 4 calories. And don't drink it after mid day.

How can you guys sleep after drinking one of these? I drink before work and can't sleep at night.

>>38097441
Not that anon but I can hit 5 a day, I have no other vices, i drink 1-5 a day, like anything else you build up a tolernce for it, I mean yeah OK after 3-4 you feel shity, but no worse then when you a bunch of fast food in one sitting or w/e

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Does coffee have any negative effects? Should I quit?

>>38097453

its literally less caffeine than 1 espresso

the real question is why do you get cucked by placebo?

None, i only drink coffee when have to study a lot, and only drink those at parties or when i got to drive hundreds km during night to keep me awake

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>>38097451
yeah I'll definitely try to switch to coffee, I just have to get myself to make time to brew it in the morning. See I only really like coffee made in pic related, black of course.

>>38097334
>>38097315
You must be older than 18 to post here.

Crazy how all you natties hate on testosterone usage but drink this toxic shit all day, same with pre-workouts. Unbelievable.

>>38097537
>drinks Monster
>natty

only one can be picked familiano

0 (zero)

>>38097532
That's a moka pot
It's used for espresso

>>38097598
yeah, that's what I drink mostly when I have time to make some, I didn't know its proper name tho

>>38097537

what part of energy drinks are toxic

I try to avoid it because it's very expensive for what it is (a sugary watered-down pick-me-up), but if I'm first drinking it, I guess I'll have no more than 2, and usually the sugarfree one or the pineapple one if I find that.

>>38097532
Definitely prefer espresso too. I keep a pot like that at work so I can make it there.

Maybe 1 a week. If i didnt get a proper nights sleep.
Other than that, coffee every day milk, no sugar.

>>38097537

Injects drugs that were made in some Mexicans bathtub

>HOW CAN U GUISE DRINK ENERGY DRINKS THATS LIKE POISON OMG LIKE WOW

>>38097292
I have 1-3 a week. Whenever I hang out with my mate we always buy one.

My favourites are the original and Rehab (the Rehab is only 50kcal too which is nice).

>>38097598
>moka pot = 1,5 bar
>espresso = 10 bar

nope, it's not for espresso

>>38097292
4 of the fucking large ones I believe I'm addicted

I ran three Spikes one day. 1050mg caffiene and god knows what the fuck else. I think it was back when they put yohimbine in the big cans, too.

Started vibrating when I opened the third one.

>>38097724
well whatever it is for, it makes the best damn coffee out there.

I usually drink two or three medium sized drinks then 1 large twist top, however I only drink the white and blue 0 calories 0 sugar.
And my morning cups of coffee + pre workout before the gym

I know, I will probably have a heart attack soon

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>>38097791
I get that you have to get focused somehow in the morning, but what the fuck man, you got to lay off the stuff as soon as possible, you're literally killing yourself.

Have you tried mate tea m8? I heard it kicks in slower than coffee, but keeps you focused way longer. Also it's supposed to be good for you, but I haven't really done any deep research. You should probably look it up.

>>38097292
I sometimes get one and drink it over the course of 3 days.

>>38097292
around 5

>>38097292
Last month of my first semester of university i drank two a day of the yellow one.

Now i just occasionally pick one up because they taste bretty good.

>>38097335
I work in a non air conditioned warehouse as a welder. I'm not drinking hot coffee.

>>38097292

guy with good taste here.

Javamonster. on occasion.

>>38097406
some of us have to be productive.

>>38097292
I drink either one monster (original) or one redbull a day an hour or a couple hours right after my coffee, I feel like i can do through out my day with out the energy drink but i often just do it out of pure routine.

>>38097626

In the history of these threads never has there ever been a legitimate answer to this question.

> Why is it bad?

> Bbbb-because I heard .. I mean .. my mom told me they are bad.

> Ok, but don't you do any research for yourself now you're an adult?

> Nnnnono... ..

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>>38097292
One

>>38097298
This
/thread

>>38097931
Java has that thick monster jizz in the bottom of the can. Nearly threw up the whole thing when it hit my lips. No homo.

>>38097939
Fix your diet retard

>>38097425
Good. You are making gains.

None. I just use caffeine tablets.

Rehab is definitely amazing though, if I'm out drinking I make sure I've got two in the fridge for the next day

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>>38097926
I used to work in a bakery (45C), also no air-conditioning...
What I liked to do was: take an extra cup, poor a thee, poor half in the other cup, add water = BAM ICE THEE
Rice and repeat for a no-calorie refreshing caffeine boost.

>>38097292

None, I just don't really like soft drinks at all, to me they taste like trying to drink a bag of sugar.

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You, you! LIterally you. Not some other faggot on this board. You.

Listening? Good.

Why are you so cucked by social norms and the rule of law?

Drinking energy drinks? Nigga, get your ass onto the real shit. Straight to prescriptiong nootropics.

Seriously. You know there's dudes out there taking perfect designer steroid stacks, nootropic stacks, taking sexual enhancers, etc.
Teens are taking estrogen blockers to ensure they grow taller for longer.

And meanwhile you're taking some suppliments, some energy drinks.
They are all unnatural chemicals. But you've decided what you're doing is somehow 'purer' or more 'moral'... why? because you're fucking cucked by society.

The people who have acheived the things you want have done so by working harder, AND SMARTER. And you think you can acheive it with your half assed attempts that don't even include doing what is necessary.

Fuck yourself /fit/

>>38097626

Well for one it contains a lot of processed sugar and drinking your sugar is never a good idea.

>>38097292

I can't stand these to be honest, they're just way too sweet, and this is coming from somebody who fucking loves soda and drinks way too much of it

None. Since I stopped drinking them, I noticed an increase in my lifts and my recovery time is shorter.

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>>38097360
Let me guess, fat?

*sips stabucks*

Not a single oen because I don't take sugar.

>>38097292
I never even tried it.

Zero my good bro. I start work early in the morn. Boss provides coffee he makes at home. Moccona, boiling hot water and a little sugar. Good stuff, he's also starting to spike the coffee with different spices like cardamom, cinnamon and my favourite, Coco powder. Breddy gud.

>>38098112

So your logic is carbs are toxic, gotcha.

Ok, zero carb drinks.

What part of them is toxic?

>>38098244
what do you work brah?

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My current kryptonite. Feels bad mang

>>38097292
>How many ADVERTISING XD do YOU drink a day?
I don't drink your fucking Deer Semen excuse of a drink, plain water for life.

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>>38098304
Im a laborer.

>>38097498
hello orangutango

>>38097292
I'll sometimes have the zero sugar one on a hot day, but literally only a couple per month. I prefer to live off coffee as opposed to battery acid,.

>>38097537
>monster
>natty

top kek, I bet you take creatine too you fraud

>>38097939

I run a whole fucking company and I don't touch this garbage. Productive my fucking ass.

One SPIKE

>>38097926
have you never heard of iced coffee? I have a black iced coffee every morning during the summer.

>>38098252
Sugar and fake sugar both cause serious insulin spikes which contribute to diabetes over time. Research shows that people who drink a 351 ml can of soda each day are way more at risk of developing diabetes, and a single can of monster has way more sugar/fake sugar than your average can of soda. If you wasted less energy protecting your fragile ego you would have more energy to live a healthy life.

>>38100703
4chan is not exactly a company, moot-san

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>>38103687

This whole thread is cancer. Apart from being a very cheap variant of a pre workout formula (which is actually worth your useless good boy points), this shit is spiked with sugars and other shit, coloring and whatnot. In my entire bodybuilding career I have not seen a serious person drink a Monster energy drink to give them real energy. This is a DYEL drink.

If your weak skinny-fat body needs more caffeine, due to oversleeping or undersleeping (poor hygiene, since, I know most of you dont sleep well or probably eat well too) you need a fucking pre workout formula. If you consider this advice shit, you should take something even more energy-inducing, like a shovel to the head.

>thinking of making it
>thinking of taking between 0-5 FUCKING DYEL ENERGY DRINKS
>thinking of making it

You better start acting like a normal fucking person, not a fitizen. A decent example of how you degraded bodybuilding and fitness is looking at your threads:
>le roid rage thread
>le fat ass "progress pics" thread
> le energy drink thread
>le how to squat more than 2 plate thread

You are the worst form of cancer. A form of narcisistic skinny-fat tumor .

>>38097292
I drink between one half and one can per day. Zero Ultra with the white dimpled can is the best flavor, Rehab raspberry and Rehab iced tea are excellent too. The Lo-carb blue can tastes like the color bronze looks. The purple absolute zero taste barely acceptable. The Purple Mixxed can in the middle, bottom row of the OPs image tastes awful.

Who can describe the other flavors? I don't like throwing away $2 per can to find out I hate a flavor.

>>38103814
>i hate fun
>STOP HAVING FUN

>>38101944
Research shows you're a faggot.

>>38103892
research shows you like sugary meme drinks
>thinking of making it

>>38101944
The problem with these studies is it doesn't account for the rest of your diet or lifestyle. Yeah a random sampling of people who drink monsters are probably average Americans with lard ass diets but will an energy drink per day give you diabetes if you have a great diet besides? Has the caffeine of a coffee, sugar replacement sweetener, some other random chemicals that your body pisses out. Sure it's not lowering your chances of cancer, filling you up, providing omega 3s, or whatever else but is it "bad"? No.

Are you faggots fucking me? That shit is sugar city, just take some fucking caffeine pills. A regular can of monster has 220 kcals, nigger what? Thats like half a meal on a cut. Don't drink your calories.

>>38104215
There are fuckloads of zero calorie and low calorie versions.

What else you got?

Honestly i like to drink a redbull to give me an excuse to just sit down somewhere and look around and look aproachable like some kinda cigarette for me

The nitrous one (green) is really good, not normally into energy drinks but I enjoy one of those once in a while

Always hated the original flavor, and the sugar free ones people rave about all have that artificial sweet taste

>>38104233
>What else you got?
If you're drinking the 0 cal versions go for it. I'd rather take a tasteless pill but to each their own. Pus 8 cents per pill vs what? $2-3 per drink? A pill having 200mg and a drinking having less than 100? I guess if you like the taste then w/e.

>>38104268
the zero cal one is actually better than the low carb one in my book. it somehow tastes less artificial

>>38098312
This, also the white one (lemonade ?) is quite dank.

>>38104367
The white version of this tastes like pineapple and sprite. The blue is like bubblegum. What does the red one taste like?

depending on my work schedule I'll drink either a monster or coffee. sometimes I just can't stomach coffee late in the day so I'll sip on a low carb monster over like 2 hours. overall I have maybe 5 a month. but that's Max

>>38097292
>Skinny Fat: The Drink

>>38104395
There is a blue one?

The red one tastes like some kind of berry thing maybe, I dunno I have a shit palate but it's good.

>>38103814
C.Guzman drank 0 cal ones and won a bb comp, thats what i fuck with

As a teacher on summer vacation, I have to say I'm drinking more than I should. About 3-4/week. I'm a big fan of the brand Xyience though. If you haven't tried it, check it out. The fruit punch is the best of any I've tried, and in my personal opinion, their melon is the best flavor of any energy drinks. Oh, and they're all 0 carb.

>>38097292
I love em but I had to stop. Ever since I lost weight I felt like they were making my chest feel tight and made my heart feel weird.

Feels bad, but maybe I'll be healthier now.

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>>38097292
Is that a Low Carb Monster Import?

Holy shit I need that in my life

>>38097513
That's wrong though.

energy drinks are weak but i'm on about 2grams of caffeine from preworkouts

i'm not feeling anything from it anymore tho

>>38103814
dude what the fuck is wrong with you

>>38097740
Not a fan of the giant imports. They taste like crushed up rockets though, I can demolish those rehabs and rockstar sparkling. No more than one though or I shake like a Parkinson's victim. I can't seem to drink them after 3 pm otherwise I don't sleep that night which kinda sucks.

>2016
>not using caffeine tablets

jesus christ it's like ya'll WANT to be failures.

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>>38098312
>>38104395
>>38104479
I see people drinking those zero-cal Monsters all the time but for whatever reason it just tastes awful to me. But I really love pic related so I think something's wrong with my taste buds.

Absolutely Zero, friend, no calories, same great taste

>>38108634
>Absolutely Zero
I've tried that and the Low-Carb versions. Low-Carb is alright but the fake sugar kinda ruins the taste. I spat out AZ on my first sip because it was so awful. But this was back in like 2011(2012?) so I think it's been changed since then. I think I'll give it another go next time I'm shopping.

>>38103814
I hate you for replying to every post on this thread.

You're the faggot kid in second grade who had to share his dumbass opinion on every subject. The girls in second grade thought you were a faggot and they still do.

>>38108620
I need to try this one

>>38108660
It's really good actually, it kinda tastes watered down but it's still got the taste and feel that the regular one does.

>>38108649
It tastes the same as the regular one to me.. Ultra Zero and this one are the same to me, IDK what the difference is, but since I bought all the Ultras at the deli across from my lunch, all they have is Absolutelys

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>tfw had 2 red bulls, four shots, two cigarettes, 8 bowl hits, two cheese burgers, three waters, one fry, one milk shake, four dr. Peppers, one orange, and a bowl of grits during my night long gamging session

>>38097349
Coffee being bad for you is a /fit/ meme.
A serving packet of sugar's only 11 calories.
A dash of half and half won't hurt either.

>>38097406
Agreed. Coffee or tea is far better.

A few a month. I most just drink tea at home, or coffee while I'm out.

>>38097292
I drink those cheapo energy drinks when I'm having a really rough day or if I'm travelling abroad, it helps you get through the day with flu. So maybe once a month?

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>>38108780
FEELS GOODMAN

only one.......of each

>>38101944

Ok, except research actually shows the exact opposite of what you're purporting.

Artificial sugars are literally the most researched chemical in existence currently, and at this time they are declared fully safe by all health organisations worldwide.

Also, insulin spikes themselves don't cause diabetes. How retarded are you.

Via your logic eating a piece of fruit will give you diabetes over time.

Diabetes is caused by chronically elevated blood glucose, which in the long term, causes irreversible damage to beta cells in the pancreas. These beta cells produce insulin, so naturally as they die the body loses the ability to produce insulin.

Dr Pepper master race report in.

I did something the other day. I mixed 1 tbsp of creatine with half a can of Monster and shit started to frizzle. Any idea why?

>>38109119

Sounds like a chemical reaction.

>>38103814

>preworkout
>worth money

lmao

>>38109300

t. dicklet

>>38097743
This used to be me. Then I started hearing about people's stomachs desolving from them in Iraq.

Now nothing. Got a gf. Found out I had sleep apnea, got a cpap. Don't need caf anymore now I actually can sleep.

I recently cut them out with a fatbro guy I work with. He's trying to cut and I'm trying to bulk cleaner and we both decided to stop them and drink coffee instead. I've noticed I need way less coffee and I don't impulsively drink caffeine as much.

Back when I was 15, the store down the street was selling cans of amp for a buck a piece. I drank SIXTEEN in one day and ran through most of A Link to the Past.

>>38097292
none...but like max I've ever had in one day was like 3...at the same time....because of finals...

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These are $1.50 in my country when most sodas never go past $0.50, I consider it to be an expensive drink.
I'm not saying I'm a poorfag, but goddamn you must have some extra money if you drink these every other day.

Also these never wake me up or give me "energy". I don't know if it's because I'm not sensitive to caffeine (coffee doesn't work on me either) or because it's only a marketing trick. Whenever I buy one I literally just think of it as an expensive soda to go with my Doritos or some shit.

>Doritos
>Posting on /fit/
I'm a fat fuck, I just came here out of curiosity.

>>38103814
you ruined the thread

I'm proud to say that I've never had that shit anywhere near my mouth.
I'm amazed when I think about it seeing how I see that shit several times a week.

>>38111257

so brave

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>>38111257
Not all heroes wear capes

>>38103814
and you think by putting every post in your it'll BE BETTER YOU FUCKING CUNT?