Come home from work to your loving grill and this guy answers the door.
What do?
>>38095377
give him a hug. he's clearly asking for one
Slapbox
>>38095377
Give him a 5 dollar bill or something. He sure needs money now.
Ask my gf why she let a mutant into the apartment. We have a strict no mutant rule.
>>38095377
open the window so he can fly out
>>38095377
>your loving girl
This is /fit/ not /scifi/
>>38095389
I think he wants a kiss
>>38095450
>>38095450
>>38095377
ask for a slapbox rematch.
>>38095549
I'm ready. Whatever it takes GOD DAMMIT
>>38095377
Ask him if he's done fixing the garbage disposal.