How do I get Dio's body?

First stop being a fucking weeaboo

Technically that is Johnathan's body

>>38094706
*unsheath your katana*

>>38094771
This you fucking idiot.

Then fuck a brown priest

>>38094706
Steal it from Jonathan.

I'm only on episode 9 but who are the biggest alphas of the JoJo series? Is Dio a candidate even though he got cucked by Jonathan?

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>>38094706
I thought you were talking about the one and only.

>Not lifting to Dio "Holy Diver"
>making it

Pick one

>>38096185
Pucci : ^)

>>38096185
read the manga

you don't

Ride the tiger

>>38096196
is this meant to be a meme post of sorts? i'll discover the truth once i catch up and i swear to god if you are misleading me...

>>38096205
This

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>tfw no gay priest to fuck
Why even live

>>38096185
Joseph's the biggest alpha, even while old the nigga was alpha af

>>38096194
wasn't RJD a manlet

>>38096362
Just googled it.

>5'4

I dont know maybe that just makes him more bad ass. I dont think height matters if youre dio.

>>38096334
Its so sad seeing him go from alpha young playboy in part 2 to a senile old man in part 4.

>>38096185
Joseph
Giorno

>>38096442

He was pretty bad in part 3 too

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>not wanting to achieve pillar men mode

>>38094706
Steal somebody else's

>>38096508
Giorno is a fucking dyel

>>38098224
The question was who is most alpha.

>>38098314
I really liked Steel Ball Run so I'll go with either
Gyro, Valentine or Ringo

>>38094706
Hol horse is the most alpha
>He has girlfriends all around the world

>we will never get /fit/ JoJos ever again
>Jotaro was the last one