MAKE A FUCKING GROCERY LIST. ONE ITEM PER POST.

Extra crunchy pb

Trans fats

Broccoli

Olive oil

>>38091886
A gallon of semen.

Butter

chicken breast

Carrots

Eggs

ben & jerry's, right babe?

Bell peppers

The flesh of your enemies

Cottage cheese

Tomatoes

>>38091886
Cottage cheese

OP is literally going shopping in 20 minutes. Please don't fuck my diet up.

Steak

nutella

Greek Yogurt.

Tofu

instant cinnamon rolls

>>38091886
More chicken

Brown rice

Cucumbers

>>38091886
twinkies

>>38091886
What's wrong with doing leg press and incline press at the same time? It saves time

Celery

>>38092170
O B A M A
B
A
M
A

Tomatoes

Spinach

Donuts, donut holes, glue.

Rum

Chickpea or black beans.

We have no bananas?

>>38092351
Yes, we have no bananas.

>>38092062

Yes. And make SURE to get the organic kind this time. No more of that GMO crap.

Blueberries
[spoiler]pears[/spoiler]

digestive enzymes

>>38091886
MILK
MILCH
MJÖLK
LATTE
LAIT
ΓΑΛΑ

What is wrong with you?

Bread

A DVD of Freddy Got Fingered from the $1 movie stand in front of the snack section

Keratine

>>38091978
>Extra crunchy
>Not extra smooth
Kys pleb

>>38092510

>not specifying semi-skimmed
>inb4 faggots going for whole milk

semi-skimmed has more protein and less fat

Lysol

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5 pints of Talenti

10oz Black Truffle

Tampons

>>38092722
my nigger

Peanut butter
Seasoning for our chicken breast
oatmeal
fruits

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Beens,

Black and Kidney

Tuna you daft cunt
Less chunk in water only

One pound of their finest Swiss cheese. Go to deli

3 lbs Chilean Sea Bass

>>38091886
Greek yugort

>>38092722
I don't shop at richfag shops. I shop at Aldi's.

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OP here I FORGOT THE FUCKING RICE

>>38093281
Never gonna make it

Country Fair corn dogs

Kefir milk

Haloumi

Season brand Sardines

Tren

18 pack of EGGS

protein powder

>>38092083
https://youtu.be/XOT_-5xBw-8

More Eggs

apples and berries

Condoms

You'll purchase these condoms and keep them at your side table for future use. To be fair, you'll never even use them because you don't bring girls home anyways. Heck, you suck at socializing with girls. Why did you get these condoms anyways? Shit, man. Just use these condoms for a tidy rubout session.

LEAN AS FUCK GROUND BEEF

>>38094508
>2016
>not buying condoms in bulk online

>>38094508
>>38094546

>year of our Most Gracious Lord and Savior Jesus Christ two-thousand and sixteen
>not raw-dogging any chick that moves

I seriously hope you betas don't spread your seed

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>>38094508
>at store with roommate
>put condoms in cart
>qt cashier thinks we are gay
>roommate says I will never use them

>>38092722
sea salt caramel for best flavor

>>38092098
100% gains

>>38092567
>skimmed MILK
fucking Woman detected

Enjoy your skimmed anus with a WHOLE dick in it.

party size extra flamin hot cheetos

That trail mix w/o the chocolate & marshmallows in it.

>>38093276
theyre sold at drug stores and gas stations you retard

>>38094600
jej. sick dubs though

>>38092555
I bet you use grape jam 2 u degenerate
>chocolate covered almonds

>>38092545
this

>>38094508
Just get them at the health department for free. Tell them you're gay and they'll basically throw them at you.

mayonaisse

>>38092170
Gotta confuse the muscles

>>38094445
Kek