How tf do I fix my body?

>>38090576

1. read the sticky
2. follow the sticky
3. ?????
4. profit

you are ok, whats the problem ? I guess you could lose a bit

>>38090576
read the fucking sticky

>>38090576
jennifer?
also eat less

You have terrible genetics. You can lose a little weight and it might help a tiny bit. But your frame and tits are genetic.

>>38090590
>okay
>clearly fat
>this is what /fit/ is now
Kys

>>38090603
this holy fuck

I've never seen a case of skinnyfat+gyno combo this bad before
honestly at this point I would consider roiding my man

>>38090590
>you are ok
Nigga you ain't gona get laid here.

Also, read the sticky as
>>38090585 pointed out.

>fix

I think you're beautiful.

>>38090576

L O N D O N
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D
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>>38090576
lifting and noogleberry

>>38090614
thats a girl dumbass

>>38090576
You can meet a really nice guy like me and he will love you forever, but only under one condition.
Don't cheat on me.

To bad you could never achieve that. You're a disgusting roastie bitch that should be thrown into a lake with hungry crocs.

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Can chest workouts fix my tits or am I fucked?

>>38090636
wear a bra. By the time someone actually sees how floppy and gross they are he will be to ready to fuck to bail.

>>38090576
You can start by sitting on my face desu

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>>38090636
youre fucked

>>38090636
W O N K Y

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>>38090636
noogleberry

>>38090636
Did you have a kid?

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>>38090627
>>38090664
What is noogleberry? Surgery?

>>38090671
No. I want some within the next five years though.

>>38090684
Were you extremely fat before? Also age?

boob job.

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>>38090684
a breast pumping system, like a natural more tedious and time consuming version of a boob job. check out the noogleberry forums for more results and guides, trannies also use it to get tits.

>>38090576

Get a fucking liver transplant.

>>38090707
This. Only science can save you now

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>>38090636
loose body fat and train your posterior chain (squats, lunges, deadlift), you can also get a nice haircut, nice clothes, a nice fragrance (not too heavy) and in general appear as you care about your body and appearance
if you're face and ass are nice then I wouldn't personally care about the tits that much desu, and many guys would not neither.

rachel get the fuck off 4chan

>>38090684
desu you look fine here, just lift.

>>38090576
Lose a lot of fat. Start lifting.

>>38090684
>No. I want some within the next five years though.

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

YOU WON'T FIND ANY MAN TO LEECH OF HERE

>>38090684
>no timestamp

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>>38090696
Yes. I was pushing 300 at 5'5". I'm now 170 four years later. I'm 23.

>>38090684
>No. I want some within the next five years though.


Yea, your time is running out isnt it? Just try not to lie about birth control and have your partner agree to having a child.

>>38090576
Just tell everyone you're female from now on. That will make it less awkward.

>>38090576
If you were a man we'd tell you to Git Gud.

But honestly I love to see progress so I'll give you my opinion for what its worth. I think you should work with cards you were dealt. Specifically in your case you are lucky to have a pear shape body so thats a plus. Emphasize your hips if you decide to lose weight. Aim for 10-12 inch diff between waist and hips. Eg 28-30waist 38-40hips

Not sure what your face looks like, so i cant really tell you what hairstyle would fit you best, but ponytail is always a surefire look. less curly 80s.

youre like 4-5/10 atm. But the dirty little secret is that good taste in clothes and styling will almost always put you 2 above that. Just work with what you got and play the positive vibe most people are looking for.

>>38090576
Lmao that fucking gyno, RIP anon

Also cut your hair you fucking hippy

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I don't know if its the white balance thats off, but your skin color looks weird. try tanning

something else: its hard to tell how fat you are with your clothes off. It could be simply your frame. Take a picture with underwear and bras.

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>mfw thingken of you hurting

>>38090576
He got one big titty and one small titty and we call em biggysmalls

>>38090751
not that bad, really. you look average, and your not going to be a model. you already achieved a lot and if you look like you take care about yourself then you will find guys who will want you. I wouldn't mind desu.

>inb4 op is a trap

Why are you censoring? thins isn't facebook.

>>38090769
>>38090751
>>38090684
>>38090636
>>38090576
Nice gyno faggot

>>38090751
omg you look very cute here anon. really just lift and eat healthy to get that loose skin back in shape.

All of these perma-autists and perma-virgins can't tell a male body from a female body.

anyway, OP, you lost a lot of weight already and you're moving more into the normal zone. Keep up your calorie cut and start lifting weights. You will continue to lose weight and start building strength. You will see more definition instead of flab. As your work out more, your pec size will increase and your boobs will sit on firmer muscle and change a bit, but not much.

Lose weight. Save for breast augmentation by a board certified cosmetic surgeon. Can't unsag boobs.

Hey. Totally not whiteknighting here... 90% of us are dealing with similar shit as you. Don't let negative dissuade you from working at it. Are you ever going to be a fitness model? Probably not, but you can still get fit, rock that shit, and feel great about yourself. You're brave for putting your shit out there.

where in the christ did all the beta faggots come from in this thread?

read the sticky
>train right
>eat right
>read fashion blogs
>?????
>sex

just lose weight and go lift

chest workouts will help to make your boobs perkier by providing that additional support underneath the boob tissue, but it's not going to make you kate upton

and the truth is, most men are fine with boobs, no matter the size or shape

work on your butt to maximize the perception that you have (or at least it seems) a shitty waist

did i mention lose weight? lose weight

do not expect to see some "nice" results until at least 1-2 years, aka dont fall for the 90 day squat bullshit meme

lose weight = 80% diet/nutrition, 20% exercise

which is easier, running 5 km to burn off calories from the doughnut, or just not eating the doughnut in the first place?

follow any workout plan that you like, at the end of the day, the workout plan that you like and will stick to will trump any other plan

that being said, there are workout plans that are better than others, depending on your goals

bret contreras (or however you spell his last name) has some good info on glute building exercises. luges, barbell hip thrust

did i mention lose weight? losing weight will make a ton of difference, really, theres a reason i said it 3 times

take your time, its a marathon, not a sprint. excessive and rapid weight loss is unhealthy and can be dangerous. one foot in front of the other

Whatever you do OP, Don't eat Bread.

>>38090636
If you start lifting, doing cardio and eating clean they might get smaller which will help. They are mostly fat right? Everyone loves a fit girl so don't worry about things you can not change. Pls don't get false tits btw.

>>38090932
Fuck you faggot. Bread is awesome.

>>38090636
Surgery

>>38090629
Mongoloid detected. Please remove yourself from the chan :^)

>>38090751
>170
>5'5

What the fuck, I'm 6'0 and 166, and still have 6 pounds to lose before I'm at my goal bf%. How are you so heavy and not that fat?

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Shouldn't you europoors be getting ready for bed?

>>38090989
visceral fat

supposedly every1 on fit is 6'9 with 10 inch dick yet every time a girl posts u guys squirm like roaches

>>38090989
Can you post pics?
I'm around 6', 150 lbs and other than my arms, legs, chest filling in a bit, I don't look very different from when I was 120 lbs

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>>38091019

>>38090576

Gonna be real with you. Work out HARD.

Get implants.

Rest of surgery to fix your face.

>>38090576
Honestly I would fuck the shit out of you but getting fit can only do good to anyone so just go for it

Also there's no point in censoring the way you do it kek

>>38090576
>>38090636
>>38090684

Contribootin just with my humble and sincere man opinion.

I would fuck you, but I wouldn't terribly enjoy it and I would find it akward because of your saggy tits. They are a little bad indeed. But, again, I would finish the job with no problem.

That's because with clothes on, I am guessing you would appear somewhat atractive (i think I can see some fine waist line) almost a 6/10, if you are not a slob.

Only when I peel you bra off would I see how weird your tits are But then It would be too late and my cock really does give a shit in the end.

I wouldn't call you ever again - unless you really have a nice personality (actual personality, not a euphenism for ugly people) going on; OR you can suck a mean dick.

I would talk to my friends about your weird tits. how you have bamboozle me in fucking you. But that's not necessarily a bad thing. When men feel embarassed they never tell..

The worst being said, I think you should just read the sticky and go with the basic.

>>38091098
*tips fedora*

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Listen little baby. You're going to get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments.


But that ain't what I'm all about. Let me just say you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar?

PERFECT.

Don't ever change. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me baby girl.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

You look fine dear, be proud of your body because there are far worst out there and in my personal opinion you're a good 6/10! (A little above average (average being 5).).

If you really want to change your form though, map out the areas you want to work on to get your desired physique, and do workouts that wok on those areas.

Have a lovely day deary! <3

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>>38091051
Sure. Not terribly impressive, but here ya go

SS + GOMAD

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>>38091219
>>38091051
And arms

>>38090576
Cut/10

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>>38091219
>>38091254

>>38090590
and hi test girls are ok too. yet there is still a problem you don't want to address. <--- they are fat.

oh and if some dude posts a body pic on here i guarantee you wouldn't say you are ok ain't no problem.

>>38090636
anatomy/health class/biology middle school 8th grade shit right here.

>>38090576
When you scoop a big clump of chocolate mud cake with extra whipped cream into your oily hands, instead of unhinging your jaw and consuming the whole thing in one enormous swallow, release your clenched fist over the nearest bin and drop that shit where it belongs.

>>38090576
Are you a virgin?
I'm also girl and my body looks better than yours and I still can't find a BF to get me laid on the daily. I have urges too...

>>38091051
>I'm around 6'

lol

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>>38091275

>>38090751
that's great. a lot of girls i know in their 20s just preserve themselves and maintain waht they got based off of their youth alone. yet they already let themselves go and they don't realize it. keep it up, seriously. this just made you a hell of a lot more attractive even if your body isn't as attractive.

>>38090799
>not that bad, really. you look average, and your not going to be a model.
any girl can be a "model" if she gets shoots and has a portfolio. same with anyone who buys a skateboard and rides it. they are now "skaters"
if you mean like runway type of physique, then i agree op will probably not achieve that if she tried.
>you already achieved a lot and if you look like you take care about yourself then you will find guys who will want you. I wouldn't mind desu.
that's the thing. it looks like she doesn't take care of herself because of her average look. but knowing that she has been helping herself frpm 300lbs is a huge mindfuck.

>>38090576
Shit, there are all kind of body shapes but I've never seen anything like corn on the cob shape

>>38090576
Can I see a pic of your ass?

>>38090818
Kek

The hairstyle looks good tho

oops, I spilled from /fa/ again

Just cut desu. You've got shit genetics so might as well try to pull of the skinny girl look.

>>38090614
lel

>>38091219
>>38091254
ty
I'd be happy if I could look like that at 166

>>38091364
Did you fall for the 6'4"=cutoff for manlets meme?

>ITT: everyone on /fit/ sees what a actual woman's tits look like, and everyone loses their minds

kek

>>38090769
Dress how you would on a normal day and post pics, it can look way different and most people dont see you naked

>>38090989
>5'11
>about 160

Lose fat OP. Read the sticky.
But im also a runfag

>>38090751
Lifting would help you. Put on some lean muscle mass. And calories in calories out.

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>>38090751
Are those scars on your wrist?

>>38090576

SS + gomad

>>38091882
>actual woman
Just cuz most women don't take care of themselves doesn't mean this is acceptable.

>>38090932
This. It's obvious bread is your problem.

>>38090636
to fix your tits you need a boob job. sorry, thats all there is to it. for everything else, just lift and eat well.

There's literally nothing wrong with fake tits OP
It's the very first investment you should make

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>>38090952
>2016 Anno Domini
>eating bread

>>38091219
LONDON

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>>38092239
Shouldn't you europoors be getting to bed around now?

>>38090613
>>38090617
>>38091300
>falling for b8
you gave him all the (You)s he wanted

>>38090576
Skinnifat+terrible genetics

You're not SO fat, I know some girls who are heavier than you but that are still in a way better shape.

I think that your main problem is the almost total lack of musculature. Lift at maintenance until you reach a decent level of muscle/body fat, then cut.

Don't cut erlier or you'll get even more slobbier

>>38090711
Bought one of these it works but it's too time consuming probably just gonna get implants.

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>mfw i see you hurtin

>>38090751
You look so much better than me...and I'm 5'5 at 145. Your boob situation though could use some work. I've heard some good stories with breasts pumps. Maybe some chest exercise with lifting would bring about better results

OP your body is disgusting but mirin dat bush and I will definitely love to munch on your carpet

>>38090751
>I was pushing 300 at 5'5"
liar

wheres stretch marks.

>>38092419
Depends on how young you were too
I lost a lot of weight in middle/high school and all my stretch marks are so faded theyre unnoticeable, especially in pictures

>>38090684
been doing nofap for 5 days now and this got me hard. kill me.

cant believe you fucked charlie. thats like beyond degradation

>>38092292
Post body and let /fit/ decide

>>38090769
>>38090751
I'm like 90% sure I know you.

Do you live in the Boston area?

>>38090751
Post face bb

>>38092536
I don't think showing off my body will change pure fact.

>>38092251
>implying "he" is not (you)

>>38090721

Ayyyyy

SALT LAKE CITY

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Wood fuckin berry my dick between those tits Idgaf

>>38090576
>>38090636
>>38090684
>>38090751
>>38090769
Please be in Thessaloniki. We can go for coffee or have some kids or something.

>>38090952
paleo and proud

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>>38090576
boobs aren't a problem if you are not that fat. You have 2 choices: 1) you go full feminist on this, or 2) you stop eating unhealthy shit and start removing that belly and hip fat

>>38092592
It may not be as bad as you think. Just blur out the boobs or wear something if you are worried. Well be constructively truthful*

>>38090980
Agreed.
Go to a Dr and get those things fixed.
Plastic Surgery for women is the "fraud" equivalent for men. Except it is legal.

>>38090576
Serious answer.

Start counting calories obsessively, right now. Use MyFitnessPal. Eat around 400-500 calories less than your TDEE. Start running regularly. C25k is a good program for that. Lifting - you can take it or leave it. A little bit of bodyweight exercise isn't going to hurt.

Once you're down to around 110-120, you're where you want to be weightwise. That's when you get a boob job. Nothing wrong with that, most nice tits you see are fake. Yours are ugly, you could use it, just save up and do it.

And you'll be about as hot as you can be at that point.

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>>38091461
I like my Venus dimples.

OPie I'd spread you. Pics of legs wide pls?

>>38092878

Got a skype/more nudes?

>>38092878

ARIZONA

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>>38092878

FUCKING NOFAP

>>38092824
I will try that. Thank you very much Anon.

>>38090576
>>38090636
>>38090684
>>38090751
>>38090769
>>38092878

>be a woman that looks like this
>most of /fit/ wants to fugg you

No offence OP, but the male version of you would literally never get his dick wet

Also being gay you have to be absolutely shredded to get a swole dude interested in fucking you.

meanwhile you don't have to do shit and you could have any god-tier straight man

life is so cruel

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>>38093109

>>38093109
>but the male version of you would literally never get his dick wet


Yes he would
Women don't like men for their beauty
They like men for their status

>>38093109
>god-tier straight man

lmao

am god-tier straight man

would not fuck OP

OP start doin cardio, get a tan and fix your fucking hair jesus.

>>38090751
I would fuck you so hard,
pls nudes

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>>38090576

>>38092249

We don't have jobs anyways.

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>>38090636
Nah, you're fucked. Better start wearing push-up bras like all other deceiving whores, girl.

Start doing SS and quit doing any kind of drugs. Your tits might ruined but everything else can be fixed. You could always get a boob job

>>38090751
Just live healthy and you'll feel and look better, gain confidence, learn to smile and some guy will find it cute.

You have ptosis. That's the drooping of your breasts. The best ootion for that is a surgical breast lift, but there is a non-surgical option (thermi-something) that's gaining popularity. It can only lift you 1-3 centimeters, but it leaves no scars.

You're going to want to lose a little weight and eat right to trim that waistline, and you could look much better with some muscle definition.

As for the loose skin that inevitably comes with weight loss, look into laser tightening. The same Thermi procedure that helps titties should help with the loose skin, too.

>>38093385
Thermage

>>38093441
Thermitight was the specific thing I was thinking of. I think Thermi is the brand name.

>>38093461
They're all radiofrequency things

>>38090751
good job champ

>>38092878
What venus dimples? All I see are stretchmarks.

>>38093109
homosexuals are vermin

kindly end your life

>>38092878

Please post more you thicc angel.

>>38092878
Spread then cheeks bb

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>>38092878
Those blinds make you look like you got cut out by silly scissors.

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>>38092878
>>38093682
Or like she got fucked up by a bunch of tiny panzers.

also

B E L A R U S
E
L
A
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U
S

God knows I am no model myself, and I'm not very picky when it comes to girls, I've fucked many not-so-ideal ones. But none of them has as ugly body as yours. Get your weight down, it's repulsive right now and you can get attention only on places like this one. Maybe with really, really good face and REALLY good personality...

Squats

Incline chest press

Repeat

>>38090751
>I was pushing 300 at 5'5". I'm now 170 four years later
>>38093710

nvm just saw this, in this case are doing great. Still not really attractive but very, very close to that, comapring to 300 lbs.

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>>38090989
>6'0"
>166

My missus has got a better body than you and she's had 2 kids. I'd still fuck you though. Even Hambeasts get cock. your body doesn't matter you were blessed with a cunt just don't be one and you'll have a happy fulfilling life!

>>38093865
>tfw 6'0 and 168 and still look fat as fuck

>>38090751
Given that information, you're doing great. Start lifting, and you'll get there. Your breasts do have some sag, but hey, tits are tits. They still look pretty nice.

>>38092824
10/10

Anyone else dig when women don't shave their pubes

idk man I like some bush, really rare to see nowadays

>>38091882
Hi pig

>>38090721
Roll

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>>38092524
>charlie

Thats my name...

>>38094237
I don't like a full bush, but a lil fuzz like what OP has going on is great. It's kinda soft when you run your hands on it.. it's great.

>>38090576
Uh..you look perfectly average.

But...what are you hoping to gain? What are you trying to do

>>38094315
>perfectly average

fuck the year 2016

>>38093109
welcome to century XXI, where women can still xploit his nature but men cant

>lefedora

no fappers please leave its not safe here

>>38094333
Yeah, seriously.

I'm a good looking guy and i've been with much MUCH better looking woman than this. Counting my blessings. Also checked.

>>38090636
RIP

>>38092878
>>38090751
K C M O
C
M
OF
Pls be my GF I will take such good care of you baby.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

You know that one thread which finally made you gay?

This was my thread.

>>38091360
Post pics

>>38094380
I have not reached my aesthetic goals yet, but I find that my standards and taste have outpaced my gains. I've banged slightly questionable chicks in the past, but now that my body is something I consistently work on/am mindful of I find that I am only attracted to legitimately attractive women and am less hostage to my dick's desperate whims. It's kinda nice, but at the same time my options have been dramatically reduced.

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>>38092878
Why is the right side of your stomach so spiky?

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>>38090622

>>38090576
1. Stop with your thinly veiled exhibitionism and read the sticky.
2. Why are you reading this, there is a sticky waiting for you.

>>38090721
rolling

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>>38090576
I'd tap that

>>38090576
My wife has your body. And I'm looking forward to fucking her tonight. But a time machine is the only thing that will reverse your perceived 'flaws'.
Oh, and I'm going to eat her pussy so I would certainly eat yours.

Your titties are long gone.

As far as the rest goes, lose weight and squat. You dont need anything else as a woman.

>>38090576
Do all big tits get this droopy after 24?
Gonna find me a b cup qt
Captcha: select all cookies, I picked an image of muffins.
Not today skynet u fuck

>>38094970
>2016
>eating carbs
>making it,ever

>>38094970
>>38095051

I cant figure out which of these two posts is more retarded.

>>38095068
Protip: yours

>>38095051
It was just 2 tortillas with tuna and cheese tho, and I read every mile walking burns 4 carbs.

>>38095081
Can't tell if shitposting or retarded

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>>38095068
>he eats carbs

Enjoy your gyno, faggot

>>38090769
>>38090751
>>38090684
>>38090636
What's with all the editing? Your face isn't in it.

>>38090721
pls

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>>38095142
>he eats
Enjoy your insulin resistance, faggot

>>38095142
pls tell me where in post >>38094970 does anon say he eats carbs faggot

>>38095236
muffins have carbs in them you utter dingus

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>people referencing the comic but not posting it
get it together lads

>>38095343
But I never said I ate muffins, I said my captcha wanted me to select all cookies but I chose a muffin pic and got thru anyway.
I choose iffy things I can get away with, like select all soup, I pick chilli, or select all trees and I pick bushes.
I do this because I think Google is using these captcha to teach computer to recognize things.
Back years ago it was only words, then written words, and now there are computer programs that can take a scanned paper and digitize the whole text, even if written.
You are doing free work for Google every time u post

>>38095432
Still the single best thing to come out of /fit/

>>38090721
Anton bitte

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>>38090576

>>38091126
lold every time

>>38090721
roll squat

>>38090721
LETS GET IT SKRRT

>>38090576
Make your bed
Eat less and/or exercise
Straighten your hair, you nappy headed FUCK

>>38090576

god damn it spread your legs, its going to annoy me to no end if you don't take away that dick derailing censorship.

>>38092878
T H I C C

You're a woman, it doesn't matter. Just don't get any fatter

>>38090603
how is frame terrible? My gf has wide hips like that.. I thought was good thing? should i dump? I dont want to fuq my offspring over

>>38090603
> weight lose isn't about genetics anon
>ins and outs.
>count your macaroons
> you can eat more than me and still look better

I love you /fit/

>>38090576
Damn you really remind me of a girl I knew years ago, do you live in California?

Wow. Some of you losers have really low standards

>>38096157
> thinking a supermodel wants to bed you

Some of us have sex on a monthly basis too. I only have to pay for it every other month

>>38096157
Tbh it's a binary system. You've gotta stop thinking of it as a sliding scale, or a series of ranks from 1-10.
It's either
>would bang
or
>would not bang
No modifiers, no "if I was tipsy and really horny," no "if I was desperate"
you either WOULD
or you WOULD NOT
two options.

for most people who are attracted to women, they WOULD a lot more women than they WOULD NOT.

>>38090576
Eat less. Lift weights. Don't be a bitch.

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>mfw OP is a slightly skinnier version of me and my bf will think I've been posting nudes here

Don't worry OP, my boobs sag even more, yours are fine in comparison.

>>38096422
I-I hope you've been reading the sticky

>>38090751
not bad at all for a former landwhale

I'd say you got off lucky. I'd put my wiener in your vag.

>>38096422
Shut up sparrow

>>38096497
lmfao

>>38090636
Your tits are fine. Now fuck off.

>>38090629
u idiot

>>38090576

See the fucking big first post on this fucking board?
The one that says "READ THE FUCKING STICKY"?
Read the fucking sticky

Nasty disgusting floppy TITTIES op

>>38090721
I never fall for this shit...

BUT NOT TODAY.
ROLLING.

>>38090721
Яolling

>>38097177
Does the sticky tell you how to get firm breasts?

>>38090751
>tfw hearing about a landwhale who became thin through effort makes my wee wee tingle

I guess I now have a fetish for hard working human beings with a strong will.
Is this what being normal feels like?

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>>38090590

>>38093329
Speak for yourself anon.
I like girls with short hair and a bush.

>>38090576

Nice gyno, fag!

>>38092878
i want

>>38090721
rollin

>>38090813
This is a sfw board you mong.

>>38090576
you have potential for a good amount of upgrades if you do what everybody else here does.

>weights
>kcal deficit with quality food
>cardio here and there

there is nothing else to tell you. imo you need the pubes to be gone or at least in put them in shape.

also focus on your butt. it looks like it will get very saggy once you hit 25 without a good amoung of muscle to keep it in shape.

Commit suicide.

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>>38090576
>This is the "average" female body
No wonder everyone is turning gay here.

>>38092878
M Ö N C H E N G L A D B A C H

>>38090576
Repick

>>38097279
Nope normal people like degeneracy not hard work

>>38090711
It looks like it would stretch out the tits even further

>>38092878
gross

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>>38090576
>I know! I'll come to fit and see post a generic facebook 'im su uggos D:' pick, but because /fit/'s only propagated by hot guys, I'll get told that I'm beautiful and my ego will go sky high!
>Holy shit they're calling me a guy and that I'm fat D'X time to go eat another gallon of ice cream while watching Gilmore Girls.

>>38090636
Just accept you need a lift tb h f am, I've almost saved up for my surgery and I'm so ready to no longer have fucking pepperoni nipples anymore. Shit's fucking humiliating.

>>38090778
I'd rub his belly

>>38091117

kek

>>38091360
Maybe because you have a lady penus

>>38096422
LONDON

>>38090576
face

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>>38090576
>Those tits tho

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>>38090818

>>38090636
literally nothing wrong with those tits, 8/10 desu

>>38096422

>my boobs sag even more


Nice gyno then, fag!

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>>38090576