What's the worst thing you've ever done for gains?

Thanks for the laugh senpai

>>38077409
bump

do self bumps not bump anymore

>>38077409

Wtf OP

My sides

Getting a girlfriend.

>>38077409
Around Christmas last year I made Kali Muscle's Burrito thingy, and added his high calorie chili meal on top of it, with extra California Reapers of my own. Oh boy. Whatever it takes, right?

Tasted nice (in the beginning until the chili sat in), and I wolfed it all down in one sitting, about ten minutes, with water.

I had explosive diarrhea for three days, with farts that made dogs bark several blocks away. The smell in my apartment was crushing even almost a week after. I think I legit ruptured my intestines during those days. I was in so much pain and misery. The ridiculous amount of capsaicin made everything burn, including my asshole when shitting. Pure hell, couldn't lift, couldn't go anywhere. Almost bedridden.

The stink is the worst, not even the pain when farting or shitting. Skunk spray is nothing compared to your farts. Don't ever do this.

You fucking cunt I just ate and I'm on my period

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>>38077409
plain greek yogurt tastes amazing. what's wrong with you?

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>>38077409
I mixed in fried eggs with threaded hot dogs in garlic parmesan sauce as a pre-workout meal.

That was 5 months ago and I can still taste that gross shit in my mouth.

>>38077817
I can smell your breath through the computer tbqh

>>38077798
It was, I guarantee that.

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>>38077941
Yea.

Made me fucking hate eggs with passion to this very day. But I still eat 2 eggs a day and feel like barfing that shit up.

But anything for gains right?

>>38077409
I was once so desperate and hungry I opened a package of salami that had been in my fridge idk how long. Got about three slices in before the meat tasted weird. Look at the package and there's gray shit growing on it.
Haven't puked that hard or fast in a minute

>>38077983
Eggs are fucking delicious, you probably just can't cook

>>38078021
Nah senpai. I make sum bomb as eggs. The secret to success is the right amount of butter and italian seasoning.


But that one meal ruined it for me. I can't shake the memory of it.

How much fucking water did you really drink, anyway? You could have waited 15 minutes until you piss it all out before eating.

>>38077409
why did you make this up
its not even very original

Ate 1000 cals of homemade protein brownies in one sitting.

Not bad.

>>38078153
what were the macros like

I always throw up if I take too much pre-workout. My stomach usually feels much better afterwards though.

>>38077409
ur mum