I'M LITERALLY HAVING SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 9 HOURS

Wow you have lots of sex tbqh

>>38068847
Once you do you can never come back here. You'll be a normie and never fit in with us. Are you sure you want to do it?

>OP having sex more recently than my last meal

you dont have to brag

>sex for first time in 9 hours
Condolences on the shitty refractory period

>>38068847
you're loosing it to an escort too huh?

>>38068847
That mean you got game.

Lots of game...

You don't have an STD yet right?

Hey Op instead of freaking out about it be cool and confident instead. Don't ruin it by letting her know how desperate you are.

Also don't forget to use protection unless you want to spend the rest of your life paying for and taking care of another human being.

>>38068847
see
>>38068871

>>38068847
Some actual advice. Don't stress it. Relax and have fun. Too much stress can lead to you not getting it up. First time I had sex, I was stressed the fuck out and almost couldn't. I didn't even cum. Next girl I fucked I was relaxed and had no problems. Loosen up and do what comes naturally.

yo yo yo OP listen to me, really listen:

>get the girl
>be confident
>kiss her with passion
>have sex
>after you finish get up
>inspire
>sing

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVEEEEEEER

I did this. Felt just like anna. It was worth.

I have Syphilis!

It was nice knowing you OP even tho we just met u enjoy ur normie life

>>38068932
This this this. Remember op sex is fun and healthy and really not that big of a deal, it's people who've never had it who stress so much about it lol. Once you do it it's going to seem like a normal part of every day life. Remember girls aren't some mythical robots, they just want to have fun too. Don't stress it bro just go with the flow, it's literally part of human nature. Once you start you'll pretty much be able to let your instincts take over and go from there.

Dont count your eggs til theyve nutted nigga

>>38068847
Damn op you a fucking beast

>>38068994
Also, clean your dick and balls twice as much as you usually would. Squeeky clean man. Seriously not joking. That way if she goes down on you you can just enjoy it.

File: tyrone-biggums-crackhead.jpg (48KB, 630x378px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 630x378px

real talk. right before you bust a nut pull out the revolver and end it all. there will be blood and semen all over her. we'll be debating for years whether you died a virgin or not. godspeed to you, anon.

Even if you have a serious girlfriend then sex is never guaranteed. I wouldn't get my hopes up op.

>>38068871
DO IT OP

LEAVE THIS SHITHOLE

I read this and thought for a moment that OP was in the middle of having sex for the first time in the last nine hours.