Of course I go to the gym silly bois ;)

>>38065519
Ahh, the good 'ole angles and lighting
>still would

>tfw you open a snap from your gf hoping it's something like OP pic

>>38065519

>be a girl
>look like you've never lifted in your life
>take a snapchat of your tiny ass
>send it to thirsty boys with the caption "#squats"

Oh to be an attention whore female.

>>38066213
Lol someone is mad that they don't get these kids of snaps

>>38065519
I've got a nicer ass than that
When the fuck did skeletor get a smart phone
Nyehhh

>>38066237

Nah, I have a gf of almost 3 years. If I wanted to see a naked female, she's a text message or a room away at all times.

>>38065519
How the fuck is the back of her body in the picture when she took it with a camera facing to her (as you can see due to her cheek in the right side) ?

File: MJ.png (117KB, 289x175px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 289x175px

>>38066278

>>38066278
Have you ever heard of a mirror?

>>38066313
I don't think that's how mirrors work and even if they did, there is no mirror there, only in the red wall to the back.

>>38066351
wow

womanlets and their fucked up proportions.

>>38065519
#sluts

>>38066239
>implying you wouldn't smash that

>>38066532
Different anon here

I would smash that but it annoys me that she fell out her mother's cunt with some genetics and my brain tells me I should somehow reward her for that

No effort at all in 95% of 18-24 yo females bodies. They could wear no make up and wear potato sacks for clothes and we would all still do daft shit to itch our cocks in their pussies

Testosterone pls go stop making me do dis shit

>>38066278
Looks like a fitting room with multiple mirrors.

>>38065519
I'm a guy and my ass is bigger than yours, literally.

>>38066660
I'm a baboon and my pink babutt is bigger than yours, literally.

>>38066623
Being a man sucks because you have to deal with women

Being a woman sucks because you'd be a woman

>>38066674
I'm a soup ladle and my plastic handle is bigger than yours, literally.

File: feel enormous feel.png (366KB, 5000x5000px) Image search: [Google]

366KB, 5000x5000px

>>38066198
>>38065519
>gt a snap from gf
>its her getting ready for her date tonight
>no date with gf tonight

>>38066256
no she isn't

>>38066376
you fell for the b8

P
A N T E R I O R
L
V
T I L T
C

>>38066758
I dont think shes your gf anymore

>>38066946
>palvic

>>38066975
>spelling
I used to shove nerds like you into lockers in high skul.

>>38066943

what bait? you are just acting like a retard; you have a very shallow concept of trolling.

File: 1469342420950.jpg (76KB, 540x720px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 540x720px

>>38065519
>tfw you will never eat Chad's cum out of her ass

>>38067165
It honestly isn't that hard to tell people apart on this site. Lurk more.

>>38066999
Now you serve me McDonalds :)

>>38067218
Nah pussy, i fuk ur bitch lmoa

>>38067299
Jokes on you my girlfriend is fat

Is that Angie Marronga

>>38066623
Good genetics >>>>>>>>> hard work

Good genetics can always learn to work hard, or they can still look good without having to try. Work hard has to get motivation just to keep up. Plus, don't you want your kids to be the best?

File: l8Ircca-1.jpg (319KB, 1049x582px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 1049x582px

>tfw gf started crying because I didn't ask for dirty pictures of her
>tfw she thought I thought she was ugly because of that

Women are strange

>>38067376
you're a cuck

>>38067299

lmoa

File: giphy.gif (783KB, 418x418px) Image search: [Google]

783KB, 418x418px

>>38066278

>>38066278
>>38066313
>>38066351
>>38066376

I almost shit my pants idk why this is so funny rolamo

>>38067384
why would you gf her if sje was ugly?

>>38067598
She isn't, I just didn't ever sext or request nudes from her and she took that in a bad way.

>>38066758
>tfw get snap from gf's bf

>>38067218
>too poor/stupid to buy real food

>>38067175
Is this actually the same girl?

>>38066901

She's literally falling asleep on my shoulder right now you autistic virgin :)

>>38066256
What about when she's with Chad?

>>38068177

I am a Chad :)

File: pepemegarare.png (550KB, 800x744px) Image search: [Google]

550KB, 800x744px

>>38068222
>i am a chad

>>38068230

Haha, okay buddy. Just remember, when your oneitis is out at a bar with her friends, it's me she's looking at.

File: pepezyzz.jpg (8KB, 226x250px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 226x250px

>>38068247
>haha okay buddy

guys i think im going to lose my virginity on friday.... im 22 shes 23

what can i do so I wont make a complete fool of myself.

File: stick guy laughing.jpg (3KB, 125x110px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x110px

>>38068258

>he picked out the part I wanted him to

Typical beta behavior. I bet he's under 6ft tall and has an FFMI under 20.

>>38068277
>im not retarded i was just pretending

>>38066946
>>38066975
>palvtc

File: fat dennis.png (1MB, 1300x1733px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1300x1733px

>>38068293

>projecting THIS hard

lmao. have you ever seen a vagina irl kiddo?

>>38068264

Fuck her right in the pussy.

>>38068264
put peepee in vago

File: 1436684708570s.jpg (2KB, 125x82px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 125x82px

>>38068247
>Haha, okay buddy

File: laughing_sluts1.png (360KB, 449x401px) Image search: [Google]

360KB, 449x401px

>>38068331

>Do you see that Shaniqua, he can't even come up with an original reply!
>Haha what a loser, Typhlosion!

File: 1463039297230.png (510KB, 770x789px) Image search: [Google]

510KB, 770x789px

>>38066674
>>38066716

File: pepesan.gif (1008KB, 255x160px) Image search: [Google]

1008KB, 255x160px

>>38068314
>projecting

File: 1469382972846.jpg (159KB, 413x395px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 413x395px

>>38068247
Haha, okay buddy

>>38068378
>>38068381

>feeding my (You)'s

Keep them coming. It gives me something to look forward to while I continue to water load for a water cut. :)

File: browut.jpg (15KB, 320x239px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 320x239px

>>38068387
Haha okay buddy

>>38068406

Thanks friend :)

File: pepelife.png (125KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 1024x1024px

>>38068387
Haha, okay buddy

File: 1469569049102.jpg (98KB, 600x713px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 600x713px

>>38068419
Haha, okay buddy

>>38065519
Still would.

>>38068322
>>38068323


then what?

no foreplay before?

>>38068544
fingerbangin' to warm up, I'd say eat out but if you don't know what to do that might get awkward.

>>38069213
For what purpose you mongoloid

>>38065519
judging by her thighs, she's probably been doing squats for a month or two with poor form and thinks that they're paying off. She has good genetics for fat deposits in the ass, but that's about it. The ass was average.

>>38069213
>>38069231
same fag

>>38065519
I hate fat arms on girls so much

damn, that's nice. I would love to take a sniff of it.

>>38067376
while you're in the GYM doing ELLIPTICALS and ZUMBA, STACY is drinking CARAMEL FRAPPACCINO'S and getting DICK PICS from your boyfriend

File: p3pb13650784.jpg (111KB, 500x334px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 500x334px

>>38065519
She looks like she's never squatted before.
She's just taking a photo of her fat ass that lacks any shape from her gluteus muscles and her round and soft quads with the hashtag squats because it would be weird to just take a photo of her ass for no reason.

That or she has been doing 10 bodyweight squats for a week and has seen no results, and because most women have no concept of how long it takes to make gains, she got upset and took this photo to convice herself she's any different or made any progress.
What a terrible place the female psyche is

>>38069870
>What a terrible place the female psyche is
kek all she did was take a pic of her ass. after reading this post I'm more worried about your psyche

>>38068264
yo do what that other jackass did and use the archeologist line

>>38068544
gently lick the inside of her elbow for about 5-10 women, it is an erogenous zone for women

>>38065519
Fuck the haters, you got a cute butt

>>38065519
>those arms

has never set foot in a gym

>>38069877
So for what purpose do you think a person who doesn't squat would take a photo with the hashtag squat?

Also, would you expect a pyschfag to have exemplary mental health?

>>38070190
because why the fuck not? it's obviously attention seeking behavior but nothing exclusive to women. fit guys post shirtless pics all the time.
and maybe she does squat but hasnt done it for long

>>38069947
>"you"
faggot

>>38066237
>implying only you get these snaps
Nigga please, every girl who is passably attractive and mildly confident floods snapchat with this shit constantly

>>38069877
This is modern white knighting

File: Screenshot_2016-07-27-04-06-43.png (459KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

459KB, 960x540px

>>38070253
>fit guys post shirtless pics all the time.

>>38068264
Make her feel wanted, kiss her, run your hands over her.
And fuck her right in the pussy

>>38066758
it's time to drop that hoe and find a new one, unless you like to taste dicks in her mouth

>>38068222
>I-I'm the c-chad guys, r-r-really you have to b-b-believe me, I'm a-alpha