Howw

Low bf
Good insertions

Routine consists of getting sliced and fighting with heavy sword

>>38057858

>mutations
>"alchemy"

ie not natty.

>>38057914
This

You can reach Geralt mode by going through a cycle that has a death rate of 90%, all to get an ottermode body. Not worth.

What exercises do i need to do to look similar?(body looks quite natural)

>>38057858
alchemy roids

why have you made this thread again

>>38057946
I thought it was like 70%?

>>38058029
It's been awhile since I played anon. Is Blood and Wine good?

>>38058055
Yup

>>38058055
It's incredible. Wasn't the biggest fan of Heart of Stone but BaW was well worth the money.

Do idk like, push ups, pull ups, swimming?

>>38057858
Video Games are for children.

>>38057858
Genome enhancing potions x 5
Defeat the forces of evil x 100
Lubricate skin under optimum lighting x F

>>38058095
Find yourself a gym and start lifting. You're not going to get pecs like that without some bench involved. Get on a beginner lifting program, log your calories + cardio if you're overweight. A build like that is going to take 1-2+ years of solid lifting and dieting btw.

>>38058099
Witcher 3 is definitely not for children

>>38057858
>GTX980 x 2

>>38058121
Is it a video game?

>>38058128
Works well on my 980 ti

>>38058119
>You're not going to get pecs like that without my some bench involved.

Nicememe.me

>>38058161
Post body

>>38058161
Just trying to be realistic anon. I don't put much stock into bodyweight exercises. And it'd be far more efficient to just lift heavy ass weight anyway.

>>38057858
Be raised by a guild of expert swordsmen
Trial of the grasses 1xF
Fuck every sorceress in sight

>>38058178
>bodyweight exercises
Don't believe in gravity it still fucking exists. You can absolutely get otter or geralt mode with calisthenics alone or calisthenics+ a sport.

>>38057858

I'm not even jelly of Geralt's physique, but I am jelly of how he gets to fuck every hole in like a one mile radius around him. How does he do it?

>>38057858
you cucks do realize you're all talking about a CGI character who doesn't have anything to to with reality, right? i enjoyed W3 as well but this thread is fucked up, live your own lives dudes

>>38058441
Mostly by being sterile and immune to disease, that would be big deal in those times.

>>38058119
>You're not going to get pecs like that without some bench involved.
>what is dips

>>38058121
its for retards

>>38058931
not as effective vs bench+tricep iso

>>38058973
What about bench+dips?

>>38058988
redundant

>tfw hair is starting to gray at 26 so I might be able to Geralt mode in my 30s

O-Oh baby

>>38059010
yeah wouldn't want TOO much growth lol

>>38058121

>le magician harem
>le fantasy maymay

You're right, it's for autistic children.

start a mutation cycle

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Rich Piana is a Witcher as well
His last cycle actually would've killed more than 99% of normal humans.

buy mutant mass

>>38059389
kek

>>38058415
Lifting weights is a faster route to looking like that, after you can use calisthenics to maintain your aesthetic improve of your upper body endurance.

>>38057858
3x5 Drowner
2x4 Ghoul
2x3 Wraith
1x2 Rock Troll
1x1 Garkain

Steady diet of Temerian rye vodka, Swallow, and Sorceress fluids

>>38057858
>roiding for this

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Is this achievable natty?

>>38062249

creatine will give you the hairstyle

>>38057946
>tfw you'll never go through a cycle so ferocious it will kill a person in 9 of 10 cases
why even lift

>>38058003
Low body fat, 10-15 reps,

>>38059389
5 percenter, because only 5% survive

>>38057882
>swords
>heavy
Don't meme at me.

>>38058055
Blood and Wine is the tits. Perfect ending to an amazing series.

>>38058165
Btfo

For upper body strength as well as building muscle calisthenics are Far superior as well as safer that comparable equivalents that can be done in the gym. Not only are they safer but the difficulty of the exercises can be increments in infinitesimal amounts by altering leverage.

>>38057858
It's from a cartoon you stupid fuck

>>38062656
heavy sword meaning a non light sword, so a sword probably anywhere between 30-45 pounds. notice his complete lack of delts.

>>38062300
Does creatine actually make you go bald? I thought it was roids.

>>38063644
if you're already genetically predisposed, it makes it happen faster.

or at least that's what people say. i've been taking creatine for 3 years straight, my hair was thinning before i started taking it however. so it could be a bunch of balding faggots blaming everything but their genetics. so idk.

personally i feel like being shredded with no hair beats being a fucking dyel faggot without it, so meh.

>>38057858

1xF KURWA

>>38063413

A sword like Geralt's would weigh about 5-6 pounds.

>>38063413
>30 pound sword
Want to know how I know you're retarded?

>>38058130
It's a book faget

>>38064500
I guess even more of a reason he would have no delts
>>38064769
Cuz I'm taking out of my ass about how a fictional character got his physique? Gee I dunno

>>38058099
This
Go back to /v/, DYELs

>>38063827
I'm pretty sure creatine does nothing of the kind