>What's that?
>You say that weighted dips are bad for the shoulders?
>I'm afraid that you're wrong on two counts
>Firstly, with proper form and enough strength you can maintain the requisite scapular depression to prevent any impingement-thus preventing any injury that fools, such as yourself, seem to be so well acquainted with
>Secondly, in the age before this one (back when chivalry and masculine strength were valued traits) weighted dips were normal
>So much so that the nomenclature was different
>Back then it was simply called
>The Dips
>Oh you use fitnotes?
>Hah, I journal my lifts.
>You see, my tactic is two-fold
>I gather my thoughts and
>I practice the art of calligraphy with my pen. You see, I am a Classic gentleman. I prefer straight-razor shaving, vinyl records, a good trilby, a moustache (once my Testosterone treatment begins working), traditional barbel training, and a good work ethic.
>It's a Sailor Chalana model fountain pen (Japanese with superior Nippon steel)
>Brutes such as yourself can't appreciate such a thing (a good pen, or a fierce dedication so full of reps and sets that even a superior memory is not enough to remember them for the next workout), but a man of my tastes doesn't bother with such inferior opinions as your own
>yes ma'am, you heard me correct. One black coffee with exactly zero scoops of sugar and zero servings of cream! No, I'm not kidding, you see, enjoying beverages is exclusively for women and children. How dare you even muse the thought of true grown men such as myself ordering cream or sugar. I have learned to appreciate the tough bitterness of unsweetened, uncreamed coffee. Disciplined tastebuds have aided our ancestors in the stone age the same way they will aid me in the inevitable zombie apocalypse, but that is a conversation for another day, I have a cold shower to continue.
>Do you not know that the quill is sharper than the sword of a tyrant?
>5 inches is the average penis size. I'm not so small when you consider this bit of knowledge.
>There is no need to be ashamed.
>>38056425
What the shit.
>Cold showers
>>38056350
>once my testosterone treatment starts working
>>38056397
>i have a cold shower to continue
my sides
>>38056397
fuck off americans the right way to have coffee is either black or with milk.