What are some good exercises that help with fucking?

Cardio.

Cardio for sure.

>>38052224
Fucking

Kettle bell swings

Squats

Joe DiFranco's Limber 11 stretching. The foam rolling section are all basically sexual movements.

>>38052273
whats it like?

>>38052321
wet bags of sandy salt milk

>>38052224
cardio

Weighted fucking.

>>38052321

Get a boner and wrap your hands tight on your dick, then do hip thrusts.

>>38052321

cheating press ups

>>38052366
>cheating The Press™

ftfy

Oh God, cardio for sure.

>>38052224
>left
guy has small dick

>right
guy has big dick

>>38052321
Feel the inside of your cheek.

Exactly like that except wrapped around your dick and connected to some whore.

>>38052448
That's not how that works, virgin.

>>38052484
That's exactly how it works.

t. non virgin

>>38052505
No, it's not

t. non-virgin as well

>>38052523
Then tell me, how does it work, according to you?

My last girlfriend was the one on the right. You have no idea how painful it is to try and fuck a woman who arches her back like that and despite trying to explain how to position herself as the girl on the left is, the stupid bitch couldn't grasp it and would always start arching her back again once I started fucking her.

It was, by far, the most frustrating sex I've ever had.

>>38052484
>>38052523
Settle down dicklet, men are talking.

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If you have a big dick, and you work them correctly, they should start out on the right (unless they are sluts) then transition into left once you stretch em out and make them enjoy it.

>>38052540
>has never had sex with a woman
>calls them a dicklet when mad

>>38052601
I fuck my gf on the reg dicklet. Sorry you have a small penis. Git gud with your hands and tongue. Peace.

>>38052629
>so mad that he really doesn't have sex that he has to sage and rage on a Zimbabwean money laundering board

HIIT
>increase cardiovascular endurance so you can fuck longer
>increase bloodflow so you have a stronger erection and fuck better
>increase testosterone so you want to fuck more

>>38052224
Glute bridges

>>38052321
Put a finger in your mouth. The wetness and softness feel exactly like a vagina.

>>38052554
i dont even have a big dick(17-19cm depending on boner level) and its impossible to start doggystyle, has to be slowly in missionary position for some minutes till it opens, gets loose and wet af

also cant fuck her with her legs in my shoulders because it hurts her or other positions that can make you go even deeper

>tfw

>>38052601
>>38052648
This may surprise you but there are people on this board right now who have had sex before. And just as there are people who are bigger and smarter than you, there are also people who have a larger penis than you.

>>38052554
If this is true feels good man bc I always have to get them to arch their back but they always start on right. 5.75" girth is happy days, prefer 6" though

>>38052851
>took of the sage name tag to pretend to be someone else

Kek m8, not even joking, kys

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what's even worse than a girl that can't arch her back is how they slowly start to lay down on their stomach until eventually you're doing lazy doggystyle. I mean, I like it, but nothing compares to a girl with a deep arch and watching her ass shake as you pound away. Might even stick my thumb in dat ass.

>>38052887
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>38052321
Murdering a strawberry cheese danish with your dick

... Where is she O_o

>>38052459
KEK

srs this... But also - if ur doin it right- grappling a cutie patootie with a booty

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Not putting her belly down in prone position and whispering in her ear to be still

> 2016
> doggy

A real alpha man fucks missionary staring straight into her eyes

>>38052922

that's when you lean forward until youre on top of her and grab her neck and thrust harder, dummy

>>38052838
What a coincidence, I also have a not so big dick (20-25cm) and have the same problem.

>>38053149
>Not craning your neck around so you're staring at her from half an inch away
manlet detected

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>>38052224

>>38053149
youll poke her eye out, kid

>>38052536
I know that feel, bro.
Doggy is my favourite, but I gave up on it with her. Wasn't worth the trouble.

>>38052224
Barbell flies.

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>>38053149
this

In doggy I feel like I just might as well jack off

Cardio is a little useful.

Big thing is building up endurance in your core. A lot of positions are a pretty big abdominal workout. Like fucking in a spooning position or even missionary requires you to hold yourself up with your core.

Pacing is important both for sexual pleasure and endurance. It's like running. If you sprint out the gate you won't have the energy for the last 100m stretch.

>>38053869
but i like rawdogging doggy and thumbing her pooper

>>38052448
>>38052505
How could one man possible know if this were the rule? You can only have either a small or a big dick, and it's not like you could ASK the woman because women lie about everything regarding sex.

>>38052356
How's being a virgin?

>>38054230
>buttplay and getting to look at her asshole while fucking a woman from behind
tbqh I forgot about this beautiful sight, I guess doggy is good once in a while, but I still prefer to look at her face and boobs.

>>38054230
This desu

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>>38053149
>not doing several different positions regularly

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>>38053149
>not slamming her so hard doggy that she collapses, then collapsing on top of her while still pumping, as she twists her head around and looks at you with that lustful side glance as she struggles to breathe, and mouths "oh my god yes, i'm cumming" as you look deep into her eyes and cum inside her raw
>2016

>>38054382
>tfw gf is weird to make cum
>has to be missionary with deep, slow thrusts whle she moves her pussy muscles or whatever the fuck that is

not fun...

>>38053105
Prone Bone is the best.

>>38052321
Like the inside of your check around your dick tighter, plus you get to grab soft boobs/ass/smooth skin, and you get nice moans and begging to fuck harder etc. for auditory stimulus

>>38052838
>tfw similar problem with all girls
>one girl says "dont worry, you wont hurt me"
>didnt hurt her

It's an abstract kind of feel...

>>38053149
I fuck her on her side. Keeps her puss tighter around my dick because her legs and hips are pushing down and I still get to bite her neck, kiss her, whisper in her ear and grab a titty if I feel like it.

>>38054494
this

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>>38054611

>>38052352
I can fuck with 4pl8 on my dick

>>38052224
Obviously cardio (HIIT is king)
Deadlifts
Glute bridges for fucking sure

The world trembles when I thrust

>>38054494
Fucking this. I can't believe I had sex for 5 years before I discovered it.

>>38053260
haha, nice!

>>38052224
GLUTES.

>>38052356
virgin

I don't have enough energy at the end of the day to fuck, even if I didn't exercise that day. Would lifting or cardio increase my energy by then?

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Mmmm... prone bone.

>>38053227
Crazy, I have the same problem with my not so big (27-36cm) penis.

>>38056337
Why is the quad amputee shitting on that baby

>tfw went crazy on some teen tomboy pussy earlier
>tfw it counts as cardio probably. Probably? Probably. It was very taxing.

>>38056487
post details familia

>>38056337
thought this was a dude's butthole at first

>>38056672
Oh god this really sounds real. I'm trying not to jerk off. Fuck you so much.

No I don't know that last feel you spoke about but I wish I did.

>>38056672
>please jesus bestow upon me an STD: the post

>>38056800
Eh, she's 17 and not that experienced in my estimation. It's worth the risk.

>>38056898
>a woman who fucks before the first date
>runs continual BC
>no risk!
???

>>38056974
>worth the risk
=
>no risk

>>38057052
Its your life, but seriously STD's last a lifetime, watch yourself.

>>38054413
she pry trollin u brah

>>38057065

most can be cured/treated, most others are manageable; what u on about m8?

get the herp from some skank?

>>38057065
No, certain STDs last a life time.

>>38057065

this little fella just finished his abstinence-only education at whatever Bible belt school he attends

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>>38052224
Sit ups or any other core muscle exercises.

Upper body exercises to keep your body up.

Cardio to last longer and get the blood pumping.

Hip thrusts.

Leg exercises.

And this one might sound retarded but literally practicing your thrust game for rhythm.

>>38057246
>he doesn't fuck randos
>must be some bible freak
was that random fuck worth herpes?

>>38057163
yeah well I dont play that lottery
>>38057161
yes many can be managed but id rather not have any, im only at 2 women at 19 and I'd like to stay clean.


you really want the life of having to tell every girl youre with you have herpes

>>38052838
>I dont have a big dick... 17-19 cm...

>>38052224
Butterfly
t. Swimmer

>>38053149
Doggy is a shit position, man.
I've always hated it for some reason.

The best position without a doubt is pinning her legs back or resting them on your shoulders and going at it like a rabbit.

I struggle to stay hard during doggy... I don't know why. It's just so boring, looking at the back of her head? Like wtf?
I want to see her face when I'm smashing the fuck out of her t b h with u fa ma lee

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>>38056672
>we start talking in front of teddy bear shop

>>38057461
ex loved doggy but yeah it is boring as hell

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>>38053062
Waaaa tottemo okashii wwwwwwww

>House sitting for my sister and brother in law in September
>Looked forward to having the pool, jacuzzi, putting green
>Was gonna have my girlfriend over a all the time, naked swimming, fucking all day
>She dumped me a week ago
I wanna die, god I miss her so much

>>38052321
What's sex like? Hard to explain, but if you can try to imagine, picture a guy with a rock hard erection mounting you and thrusting his penis into your asshole. Kinda like that.

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>not saving yourself and being celibate

Disgusting little shits, the lot of you

>>38057305
>rythm
this shits real important
music always helps me, i fuck really badly when im not listening to music

>>38057864
>Rhythm

What I like to do is pretend I'm on the 'ch0n.

I visualize myself having just checked Auto update and thrust in time with the countdown.

Really does help desu f_a_milia

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>>38057911

Power cleans, kettlebell deadlifts(deadlift w/ a kettlebell high reps), bear hug squat something rigid.

>>38057966
Is this OC?! Fucking hot.

>>38052224

Talk to girls x 10
Go to party x 5
Get off the internet and go outside x 30

>>38052224
Hyperextended vs rounded lower back, either way both are going to snap city.

>>38056344

>not so big

you dick is tiny bro. I am average so my dick is only 42-46cm depending on boner level

>>38056337

>prone bone
>have sex for more than 12 seconds

pick one

>>38052459
>>38052830
>>38054551

Has no one on this board had sex before? The wetness is about right but no one has mentioned the fact that the inside of your cheek is smooth and a vagina has bumplies all up in that shit. Also it definitely has a smell and it's a lot lower than one would expect, like an inch or two from the asshole.

>>38058533
Can confirm. Pronepone is when you absolutely have to cum hard in that ass

>>38054202
This is a perfect description.

Jelqing exercises help too although it takes quite some time before you notice it.

And lastly stop watching porn so much, especially if you are a virgin. It differs extremely from reality and you will just end up with false expectations.

>>38058485
Lol, loser.

>Being proud of that
>Not in the half a metre club

>>38052352
underrated

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>>38052333
Half evil trips don't lie

>>38057461
Yo, female here. I agree with the last part. I don't mind doggy, but staring at a pillow/the wall is boring af; I want to see your face!

>>38058458
Reduce the Talk to girls to x5, but add 5 to your Get off the Internet and go outside.

If you talk to too many girls, you might get addicted and lose your gains.

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>>38058641
With my gf I basically instacum in doggy but i can go for a good while in missionary or any position where she's facing me.

Wtf, /fit/.

Also, she feels super ridiculously tight in doggy, and she's already tight (can barely fit 2 fingers). Anyway, i can go almost all the way in (the last inch hurts her in all positions), but in doggy she cries out in pain after the first inch (basically just the tip). And it's not a good kind of pain, it's the "sex is now over because i'm dying" pain. Wtf.

>tfw just want to pound her relentlessly but can't because I would hurt her

>>38059899
Ok, trappy-chan

>>38059991
Uhhh, the vagina can stretch when women are aroused.

Are you sure your gf is actually aroused?

>>38052321
Nice Python reference.

>>38059993
Not trappy-chan.

In addition to what I already said, I guess I should talk about how it feels. Sometimes it hurts, but I find it hurts less if my legs are on the outside of his. If they're between, my vagina is sealed shut. Maybe this is just because of our reasonably significant height difference, but idk.

>>38059991
I guess I directed >>38060141 at you.

also >>38057461
the resting legs on shoulders position. Used to hate it because it would be too deep, hurt to much to actually do, but I got used to it and now it feels really good. I think it stimulates the front wall of the vag a lot, which is the feel good, nerved up side, fyi

>>38060164
*too!!

>>38052224
Literally the same girl lol

>>38060202
are you retarded

>>38060269
I assume he wrote that with awareness and intent

>>38060269
Are you blind
kek

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>>38060202

>>38057461
nah I like looking at the stinky balloon knot

>>38058610
Yeah my first time I was so confused. The hole was way lower than expected

>>38052838

My cock is around 26 cm but according to your ma it's a bit on the small side.

is /fit/ really no longer trolling? you guys really are virgins?

>>38058610
Congrats you guys fell for the "its like the inside of your mouth" meme. thats the type of advice girls give one another because they suck dicks

>>38060202
Anon are you having a stroke?

>>38054230
gem/10, should be a tattoo

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>>38054240
>women lie about everything rewgarding sex

god so depressingly true, like a shitty onion where each layer gets dryer and dryer and before you know it you're thinking about shrek up your ass

>>38060202
>>38060293
>*swoosh*
ayy

>>38052536

Just to put a woman's perspective on to that, she was probably trying to get your dick to rub against something that felt good for her, or you were pounding really painfully and she was looking for some relief. Girls don't just arch their back up like a cat when they're in a neutral position, even during sex. Either the one on the left was hurting her or the one on the right felt amazing. Either way you totally gave her pretty shitty sex from the sound of it.

>forcing a position that doesn't feel good for either of you

Wow, no wonder it was frustrating.

>>38052838

Sounds like the girls aren't completely turned on, and so you're slamming into their cervix since they aren't quite aroused enough, yet.
Husband does this to me all the time, since I like rapey sex. Personally I kinda like the pain, but it's probably better with most girls to make sure they're nice and worked up first.

>>38052922

It's probably because you're pushing her forward and her tiny frame can't handle the weight of a full grown man thrusting on top of her with all his weight.

>Gf only comes when she's on top
What do?

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practive your horse stance every day

become sex god

>>38060794
Is this a question? Put her on top, retard.

>>38058533
Literally this.

>>38053149
I like doggy for a while but it gets boring. Reverse cowgirl does the same with less work.

In doggy I usually end up looking at the walls or the ceiling in order not to cum and at that point I feel like a machine.

>>38052838
I have the same problem even though I have a small dick (33 - 38cm)

>>38057052
It's never worth the risk, believe me. If you're lucky, you'll get an infection for fucking somebody in the ass without a condom and learn the lesson. If you're not, it will be too late.

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>>38052224
>virgin girl I've been dating does the left
>music in my head when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_35oid-N0Aw#t=119

Stretches/exercises to get a better lower back arch like girl on left?

>>38060835
horse stance really helps with sex?

Relax your arm, then squeeze your relaxed bicep.
Congratulations that is how firm c-cups feel like

>>38052224
>2016
>Not doing weighted hip thrusts

>>38059991

My gf is the tightest girl i have been with and i have an above average cock

Since adding mandatory foreplay and coconut oil as lube we have been having a great time

Just remember that coconut oil destroys most condoms so you can either trust your girl or buy skyn

>>38053149

t. dicklet

>>38054413
>tfw gf is weird to make cum
no you just suck brah

>>38060015
I always make her come before I stick it, so yeah, pretty goddamn sure. She's splooshing so hard by the time of insertion that we have to change sheets.

>38062540
I'm already buying skyn because she's allergic to latex.

>>38062634
>because she's allergic to latex.
And it begins

>tfw haven't had sex in 5 days 'cause gf's abroad with her parents and this thread is making me horny

>>38062686
Huh?

>>38062735
>anon I'm allergic to latex
>anon I'm allergic to latex-alternative
>anon I'm allergic to latex-alternative-alternative
>anon I'll just take the pill
>anon I forgot to take the pill

About to go on a date

Any tips, /fit/?

She's a Lithuanian banker. Blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'5. I fucked up n suggested coffee at a vegan place. I need inspiration/activities to help me relax, not just chatting in a bar unless we get on to a subject I actually care about.

What do? Give me a surefire way to make her want date #2.

>>38062767
Be proactive, ask about her and specifically what she likes to do. Plan date #2 based off this.

remeber guys her G spot is in the front towards the clitoris. No matter your size try to point your dick towards it through different positions.

I find cowgirl is the best for hitting it. It's a lot more work than the woman is accustomed to during sex though so remeber to do all the thrusting for her.

>>38062735
>Huh?

Congrats anon, you're about to be a D A D.

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>>38062767
>suggested coffee at a vegan place.

>>38062735
>>38062794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TZCmbJwyttk#t=14

>>38062789
>It's a lot more work than the woman is accustomed to during sex though

I fucking hate this so much. Having to go through it with a girl is so frustrating like "yeah did you know you can move too? Like fuck you came already at least make me come"
Bitch I'm pistoning you for 5-10 minutes hard till you nearly pass out and you can't even be arsed to move slowly for few minutes?

>>38052536
Anon she's arching that way so you touch her g spot. Way to give her shit sex.

>>38062827
Here's some perspective though. You do all the cardio but you usually also get to choose the positions. I garantee you she's pretty much constantly fending off cramps and uncomfertable positions for you.

>>38062753
>>38062794
Kek. She actually started out on the pill but if fucked her up physically so no more pill for her.

She doesn't want to get pregnant. And i don't want any kids either just yet. She's studying medicine, and she couldn't finish if she had a kid.

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>>38062767
>eastern european
>banker

so you mean she cleans in the bank after hours, amiright?

Lost my v-card and took my gf's the night before last. Couldn't cum cause of the condom, made her cum though after I fingerbanged her lmao, squirted too.

Bought myself a cock ring and thinner, non latex condoms to see if that'll help.

Now I just hope I don't keep geting fucking cramps every time.

How to stop forearms burning out when fingering gf? I had to switch hands three times yesterday.

>>38062797

It's a common haunt for me and her. Seemed like a good spot for a first date.

They do amazing peanut butter n white chocolate pastries

>seeing girl
>for some reason, she was utterly terrified of UTIs
>to the point she only uses soap or some woman's shower gel to clean herself once a week, usually just water
>i'm pumping her full of nut every time we fuck
>friday night after she's just washed with soap, eat her pussy every time we fuck just because it's fresh
>saturday it's a bit stinky, my 500ml of cum I pumped into her the night before is getting ripe
>sunday i'm fucking her from behind n can't concentrate because I keep getting blasted with pussy+fermented cum stench

i don't even know how to address this any more

My gf only cums from oral and doggystyle. I usually dont last long enough for her to finish when we do doggy style. What can I do? In terms of foreplay or exercises for her or what?

>>38058903
>not having a phallus your own size
Look at this guy, look at him!
>tfw manlet

>>38058610

Yeah I was surprised how close it was.

Then I learned to enjoy eating ass.

>>38060509
Same here. I heard plenty of times that the hole was lower than I'd think, but I was still surprised.

>>38058610
This. Bumpy as owt in there.

>>38062540
mfw I bought myself Skyn condoms earlier since I couldn't cum the last time (first time) I fucked her, since I couldn't feel much. Was probably a lot due to phimosis as well. I'm gonna have to get her on the pill, or invest in some morning after pills.

Idk my girlfriend is an empath. She actually cums just from me feeling good, she had an orgasm giving me a blowjob I shit you not. She also like it when I cum inside her...

I don't understand what this picture means tho op.

>>38061834
google yoga poses that help with spine flexibility.
Cobra, Camel, and Fish are great to start with.

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this thread is proof that we're being invaded by /r9k/ scum. Guess it's time to leave for the misc.

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>>38063225

>Idk
>...
>tho

>>38061872
Lol not true at all. Girls titties are much softer than yours

>>38062986
Anon she's doing the right thing she probably just got a uti. Your cum doesn't actually last that long in a vagina.

If she douches she'll wreck her vagina and make it worse. If there's a stick sensitively bring it up with her and take her to the doctor. Uti's are super easy to get as a girl even if you're doing the right thing.

As a side note make sure she pees after sex to reduce chances of uti.

>>38062940
Place your arm against the bed it can help. There's nothing wrong with switching hands and positions occasionally. Don't just finder bang her though. Ever put a finger in your butt? It feels similar to her. Kinda boney and weird. Try eating her out while finger banging her it could help also.

>>38062940
Thinner condom won't really help, I had the same issue. Find a position you like where you can pound her just as quickly as you jack it, thats why I like doggy style. And the forearm burn never goes away. Just gotta put up with it. Use your tongue a bit so maybe she finishes quicker. Ask her what she wants, my girl needs both clitoral stimulation and penetration to cum, one without the other won't work

>>38062940
jesus christ, please leave

>>38063038
Try slowing down when u do doggie. That sounds exactly the same as my girl. When I'm ramming her like crazy I finish and she says she's close but never finishes. We talked about it and she said to try going slower and deeper

>>38063524
Well when she was almost screaming and she actually fell to the floor shaking, I think my fingers must not be that boney and/or weird. Or she's just very sensitive. She's very vocal in the bedroom.

>>38063526
>Find a position you like where you can pound her just as quickly as you jack it
Not possible lmao. I'm gonna stop jacking it completely now. She would've came from me fucking her if I hadn't gone soft and had to stop. Hence the cock ring.

>>38063556
;^)

>>38054240
vags have a size too until theyve gone full ground beef lips

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My boyfriend can only make me cum via oral, so I've only had clitoral orgasms. I don't know what a g-spot orgasm feels like. Sex with him is fun and feels good, but I've never came from sex alone.

Positions for man with small dick?

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I think guys are the superior taste, but the mechanics of hetero sex seem so much easier and pleasant.

Guess it depends on the girl though. Ive heard some horror stories about girls pulling down their underwear to reval a huge roastie and the guy being to beta to say nope.

>>38063698
Tell him to work his stroke more. Change angles and positions till you find one your really like. Try reverse cowgirl. Hits the G spot well if his dick is at least 5 inches

>>38063341
Wat

>>38062861
>She doesn't want to get pregnant.
And here we go

>>38063752
Yeah, we've tried many positions. I actually don't like reverse cowgirl all that much, it doesn't feel as stimulating to me. Out of all of the positions we try, doggy style seems to get me almost there-- but then he will cum and I'll be left there wondering why I can never get a chance to finish.

It's pretty sad desu.

>>38063873

Hah, how long before you cheat with Chad Thundercock?

>>38063886
I would never cheat, my boyfriend is my entire life. I don't think having a one night stand with some rando would ever make me feel better, and I'm not a degenerate. If I felt the need to fuck multiple men I wouldn't have immersed myself in a relationship in the first place. Stop projecting your nigger-tier degenerate tendencies onto me.

>>38063934
Do you use condoms ?

>>38063993
Nope

>>38063934

You're being defensive, because you've thought about it.

>my boyfriend is my entire life. I don't think having a one night stand with some rando would ever make me feel better

What you really mean is that you've weighed up the value of your bf as a provider of your other needs, against the value of the fulfillment of your sexual needs (the one area your bf cannot provide) and found it better to stick with him. For now, at any rate. Unless a man who can provide the same level of your other needs PLUS your sexual needs offers himself to you.

Basic biology.

That is why people cheat (yes, not always women), instead of merely ending a relationship. They want their sexual needs fulfilled by the new partner, while keeping their other needs fulfilled by the old partner.

Having your cake and eating it, as they say.

>>38064073
Not her, but isn´t this the base of all human relationships? Why is it wrong to change to a better partner, if one is available?

>>38063467
Do you even read brah?
>firm c-cups
And stop fucking fatties

>>38064101
>Why is it wrong to change to a better partner, if one is available?
It is a turnoff for men because it minimizes reproductive security.

Even if you're all
>lol implying I want kids lol
It's still something that's in the back of ones mind.

>>38064007
Use some with lube usually helps last longer condoms with the numbing effect

>>38064128
Well yeah, once you plan to have kids with someone it´s implied in not breaking up ever.

>>38064101
>isn´t this the base of all human relationships?

Yep, definitely. That's why human civilisations developed the legal concept of marriage.

And also then the reason why feminism sought to destroy marriage. Or marriage as it was traditionally.

Marriage today is just some upgraded form of co-habitation.

>>38064139
No, you don't understand. Even though we've convinced ourselves to have sex "for fun", reproduction is still the root of all sexual psychology

>>38064180
I do understand, and being reproduction the root of sex people are entitled to look for the best partner.

So /fit/ have you ever made a girl squirt?

>>38064308
Correct, but a man will always prefer a chaste woman as it maximizes his own reproductive security.

This is irrelevant to a woman, as long as she is fertile she is pretty much guaranteed reproduction and will ALWAYS know the child is hers.

>>38064324
I figure that it doesn´t matter if the child is yours or not, only if it is the same race as your race.

>>38064152
The biological concept is called hypergamy. The tendency to always trade up sexualy. It can be resisted by not falling into beast like raw sexual desire and to appreciate and cherish the long term goals of a relationship and future family.

>>38064359
t.cuck

>>38064359
Then part of you is broken, that is the most important thing in the world for most, even if subconsciously.

That is why so many men, especially more self-aware men with higher inhibition seek relationships more than anything. The key of course is to obscure this from the woman, which is a hard thing to learn.

>>38064473
>Then part of you is broken
>raising a child not from your own balls is fine as long as it's the same color
Nu-males are fundamentally broken and come in different flavors. >>38064359 is of the cletus variant.

>>38052448
That's wrong.

>>38052838
Similar problem. But I just have an average dick 24cmx18cm

I usually need lube. I feel bad for dudes with big dicks.

>>38053149
Nigga that shit gets boring after 5 minutes.

Variety is the spice of life.

>>38064473
The society is broken as it values individualism in opposite to race oriented communism(see sparta).

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>>38064738
>race oriented communism
>(see sparta).(sic)

>>38052224
shakeweight x F

>>38064738
>as it values individualism in opposite to race oriented communism(see sparta).
You mean "as opposed to"?
>race-oriented communism
>Sparta
Read a book dumb nigger

normies out now ree

Planks...

I still cant fuck hard for very long get tired af

>>38064920
Sparta was race oriented communism in some form, since the hilots were slaves and from a different people to the spartans.

>>38057642
What happened?

>>38065020
Not him but you are wrong. Spartan citizenship is in general based on your lineage but it only cares where your ancestors lived. If your ancestors were originally from Sparta you're good to go. They literally don't care if you're a nigger greek as long as your nigger parents were from Sparta. If your nigger parents were slaves, there was a merit-based system in place which allows non-spartans to become citizens. You are dumb.
>hilots

>tfw had 16 y/o fwb
>high test as fuark
>huge hips
>squidgy bum
>narrow waist
>DD's

I could not last more than 10 seconds on Doggy in the first round. She'd throw it back at me and I'd cum buckets errytime

Lost my virginity to her and never fucked a girl even half as attractive since. Funny thing was she didnt even look that hot until I saw her naked

>>38065098
I'm in an LDR with a 35 year old woman (im 20) who is a sex goddess. When we meet we both cum pretty much instantaneously, have no idea how to last longer lol but she cums too so no big deal.

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>>38065174
>I'm in an LDR with a 35 year old woman (im 20)
I understand fwb but explain this

>>38064738
>race oriented communism

I hate this website. I truly fucking do.

>>38065206
Basically, she's awesome for me we gave it a go because we both really like each other. So far it's the best relationship I've ever had in my life, so I don't see a reason not to keep going.

Sure the failure rate is high, but whatever.

>>38058533
This desu

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>>38065223
remember when we thought acting retarded was funny?
remember when we thought speaking in retardese was cool?
remember when we the logical fallacies we made were intentional?
remember when we just pretending to be retarded?

>>38065260
do you want to have a babby?

>>38065076
I just checked and it´s helots, lol.
Yadda yadda, nobody cares, sparta was an homogeneous society of white people and slightly tanned people, and if it was applied in modern times it would be racially based. Learn to use text interpretation.

>>38065260
>have entire life to fuck used up 35 year old dilapidated pussy
>spend your 20s fucking 35 year old sausage wallets instead of fucking prime, fresh, wet 18 year old pussy

>>38065296
Eventually yeah, she has a pretty rare disease though that complicates pregnancy and can't take her meds while preggo. So that's a whole wall of adversity I'm still willing to struggle through. I met the person I can't walk away from until it's over.

>>38065327
>spend the 20s fucking a 35yo goddess
>spend the 30s fucking jailbait qts

>>38065300
>and if it was applied in modern times it would be racially based.
This is your interpretation, and you're a literally who. You can't even be arsed to check your spelling before you spew your retardation. What I'm saying is what you think it means is worthless.

>>38062767

So we just split up. Honestly it was a bit shit, as expected. I couldn't do any "kino" shit and no props/inspiration to spark banter or physical contact. Conversation did flow, she asked me stuff about my life n ambitions which she was intrigued by. We talked about hiking, our city, our family, our pasts. But the place we were at was closing 30 mins early tonight at it was raining hard. I half-heartedly suggested grabbing a drink somewhere but neither of us were keen on it. We are both up at 6.

I said I'd walk with her towards her place and we chatted all the way there. It was a lot quicker than I expected and she stops n says here it is. I was planning on splitting before I actually got to her flat or else it looks awkward/creepy as fuck. I just finished the convo, said our goodbyes (she said "it was nice to meet you" which imo is basically "you didn't make me want your dick inside me") n I said I'll maybe text her some time.

At least my fuckbuddy of the last 4 months in back in my city for a night n has invited me to stay in her hotel tomorrow. And I've got another 80% chance of getting laid date on Saturday. But this one was pursued as potential gf material. Bit annoying.

When did /fit/ realise they're fuck boys?

Me? I've suspected it for a while but this is the second date in 4 days where I've behaved like I'm talking to my mother or a client.

Literally no game. I just have a dick, a pretty face and a good tall frame. Fml.

>>38065352
English is not my native language, sorry for that mistake.
But my interpretation is as good as anyone´s, great philosophers just took time to write their ideas down and explain them well.

>>38065337
Yeah you're not gonna have healthy kids, I'm sorry bro. It's either her or future (You)s. Even without her medical issues, at 35 chances of her popping out a legit retard babby like >>38064738 gets higher every month. Better hope she has some eggs frozen somewhere and just have a test tube babby carried to term inside a surrogate.

>>38065327
Haha, if that's what you want to believe. When I mean she's a goddess I'm not kidding. The first time she gave me head I was gasping for air it felt so good.

>>38065377
>But my interpretation is as good as anyone´s
If by anyone you mean any layman with little to no background in history then yes you are correct. Everybody is entitled to have their own opinion. That is why people who believed in a flat earth aren't arrested and/or euthanized.

>>38065377
>But my interpretation is as good as anyone´s
>my word carries the same weight as a respected expert in the field
Dumb AND full of himself, never seen that before.

>>38065441
>>38065407

There is no such thing as someone dumb in philosophy, since it´s just basically thinking and analyzing. You might have read all the classics, I´ve read some too, but that doesn´t make you a better philosopher.

>>38065469
History and Philosophy are distinct enough to be different fields dumbass.

>>38065504
Where did I cite history? Calling me a dumbass don´t make you look more correct either.

>>38065522
were you the guy who was saying that sparta has a "race based communism" and that this interpretation is """""""""correct""""""""?

>>38065380
I think we'll figure out something. She would probably be open to freezing some eggs, I don't know how she would handle pregnancy because of her autoimmune medicine can't be used so I haven't had the highest hopes.

But, like I said this is a situation I'm riding until the end. Even if it ends in tears.

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>>38052224
>tfw my gf does the right

>>38065544
>She would probably be open to freezing some eggs
uh no, if she hasn't frozen them before you're SOTL. Or you could wait for that thing where two dudes can make a genetic offspring through genetic extraction from sperm to be injected into an egg with its own genetic material removed so you two can have viable eggs.

>>38058610
Wait, what? Where did you think her vagina was?

>>38065522
>nothing is right nothing is wrong
>philosophy majors
Literally worthless

>>38065553

Same here

>>38065377
>But my interpretation is as good as anyone´s
Well then >>38064738 my interpretation is that just because society values individualism instead of race oriented communism it doesn't mean that society is broken.

>>38065644
Good for you then, I won´t chimpout just because of different opinions.

>>38065589
I´m actually in EE, but nice ad hominem there.

>>38065365

Yeah, man. It's weird ay. LIke dates and job interviews feel so similar nowadays. With older / professional women you can't just banter. They want to ask you all this shit.

"What are your aspirations anon?"
"...? To get rich and slay pussy?"

>>38065656
In the opinion of immigrants they have the right to asylum and support from European governments. This is not wrong because all opinions are equal.

>>38065621
Is your gf also Asian

I wonder if it's an Asian thing

>>38065656
>EE
Stick to what you know and refrain from giving your opinions on what you don't. This should go for everybody.

>>38065066
She said I hadn't been treating her right, that we hadn't been seeing each other enough, that kinda stuff, and she was right, but I was willing to fight for her and work out our problems, she just wanted to end it, pretty sure she's getting with another guy already

>>38065677
It´s not wrong, but then again, europeans have weapons they should use to enforce their opinion.

>>38065695
Way to go to become completely alienated, life is not just your work.

>>38065694
Not him but it's not an asian thing. It's an inexperienced girl thing. Note inexperienced=/=virgin. The guy who took your gril's cherry might have been retarded sexwise.

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>>38065708
>tfw I'm retarded sexwise then

>>38065706
Your opinion is not wrong, but then again, experts have their corroborated research that are used to enforce their opinion.

>>38065728
See, it all work out pretty well.

>>38057685
Kek

>>38065377
>my interpretation is as good as anyone
You're telling me that your interpretation carries the same weight as someone who studies and teaches history for a living?

>>38065757
Yes, since it´s not history, it´s philosophy.

>>38065580
On the front of the pelvis, like where your dick is.

>>38065735
Just because no opinion is incorrect doesn't mean no opinion is worthless.

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>Can't cum from blowjobs
>Cum in 20 seconds when I fuck the pussy

Why

>>38065783
Either you've had lousy blow jobs or penetration stimulates you more.

>>38065769
Are we going to keep stating the obvious here? The sky is blue, the sea is green and I love the queen.

>>38065765
The contention that Sparta's governance is analogous to a "race based communism" is one which requires basis in facts. It's not mere philosophy. History is one which is based on facts. You can't say that muh 6 gorrillion did not happen because in your opinion the Jews deserved to be gassed.

>>38065802
I have to be certain that what is obvious to me is obvious to someone who thinks Sparta is a "race based communism"

>>38065807
>>38065819
Well, I thought you´d be able to understand what I meant by that without a lenghty explanation. I´ll create a blog and make a ten pages long essay on why this is what is needed for the betterment of the world, and I´ll post it here someday.

>>38065794
How do I stop cuming in 20 seconds when I fuck and how do I start cuming when I get sucked off

Both are extremely embarrassing

Side note: When I'm hammered I can't cum even when I'm fucking

>>38065840
There is enough garbage here as it is

>>38052356
virgin

>>38062711
>tfw haven't had sex in 5 days 'cause gf's abroad

Don't worry, she's still having sex

This girl I'm boning says she's ever only cum twice before. She also said that when I went down on her it was the best ever, and I'm confident she wasn't lying either. I'm on Zoloft so I never fucking cum but even after all that foreplay and drilling she won't cum either. How do make?

>>38065848
Jack off twice a day to kinky as fuck porn until you start complaining about never cumming.

>>38065848
stop masturbating

>>38065662

It doesn't help that I'm 26 n only a store supervisor in retail. This date was with a masters international law graduate. Luckily I am also a police special constable with ambition to be a full cop within a few years so she loved that n thinks I'm really brave. She didn't seem like a cunt and, socially, it went okay. It's just if I ever leave a date and there wasn't some form of physical intimacy (I don't expect to make out with people on dates, just sitting close together or sharing an umbrella is good) I feel like the date failed hard.

We will see, do I leave it 24 hours or 48 hours? Tomorrow evening I'll be fucking someone so I'm thinking Thursday morning about 11 I'll contact her?

>>38065783

whenever I'm getting close (usually 30 seconds of missionary, seriously) I usually just ask her to go on top or we sit at the side of the bed with her legs around my torso, my legs spread n her pussy taking my whole dick at once. It really does it for her but there's very little penetrative movements so I usually last forever here. She just gyrates on me and I rub her clit. I think just having my whole dick in her really hits the spot.

>>38065066

Her family is pretty passionate about charity and giving back, and we live in Germany, so her and her parents took in a pair of teenage Syrian refugees and now she says that it's her civil duty to provide for their sexual needs on a full time basis to help relieve them of their bad memories. She even talked about converting to Islam and marrying one of them. I mean, good luck to her, it just kinda sucks for me now.

>>38065544

The thing about freezing healthy eggs in that she had to do it in her 20s. Yours is long, long past that age. In medical terms, she's already at "Geriatric Pregnancy" age.

>>38065656
>I´m actually in EE, but nice ad hominem there.

Fucking Eastern Europeans are the worst

>>38057161
"managing" means having to take a huge, expensive pill every day for the rest of your life or you'll slowly die of infectious diseases.

>>38066272
Idk maybe we'd adopt or have someone else carry the baby. Or ever risk downs. I really think this person is worth fighting tooth and nail for. If we can't overcome the adversity I'll be sad it's over, but still happy it ever happened. This is my everest right now.

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>>38065783
>tfw you have strict parents and barely let you spend time with friend
>tfw life is slowly passing you by
>tfw seeing gorgeous girls at college and envision being their boyfriend, but the stop and get angry because your parents are fucking assholes
>tfw your slightly above average and can probably get one of these girls but whats the point
>tfw you despise your parents

Delete this picture

>>38062630
found the virgin
girls are different from each other, some can only cum from penetration, others from clit stimulation and so on

>>38066072
to be honest, family, I would just text her the morning of your guaranteed fuck. You're gonna be thinking along the lines of 'well i'm getting my D wrapped tonight so the outcome of this text is no big deal.'

And be honest too, just like 'hey girl the other day was fun. let's meet up this weekend and do something. Saturday at 11. Does that work for you?' Plan something fun too. Mini golf or whatever the fuck I dunno.

But yeah you've done the cafe thing so now it's time for something more interactive. If you can get a liiiittle bit of alchohol involved to, that would be good.

>>38066969
if you're good enough it wouldn't matter

>>38052838
fml farm this desu
I mean, I know it's sampling bias with all the guys here with big dicks and e-stats, but us <40cm bros gotta stick together.
Maybe I should just try and duck an Asian midget?
>tfw a manlet 38x29 below average penor ;_;

>>38065098
Sounds perfect.
>tfw 28 now
I swear there's something in the water now, all these <18yo are blowing the duck up in the test department

>in hs was beta
>girl in my class was F in year 8
>Graduated with G/H
>butterface though

Like, what's the point now?

>>38066957
Nigger, you're in college, stop giving a shit what your parents would think.

Did I get baited?

>>38054646
gonna have to try this one again, previous gf always wanted to look at my face while we fucked so she could give me stuff on me neck.

>>38065708

it's not inexperience. they do it instinctively because it feels better (it angles their body so you're hitting the tummy side wall whjich is where gspot is)

>>38054273
>>38054230
>>38053730
>>38053149
Why are you fags acting like you have to pick one? Do you seriously only do one position? I like to mix it up, more fun that way.

>>38056543
thats the point bruh

>>38063586
Just because it feels good doesn't mean it doesn't feel weird most of the time. You're pretty much avoiding the weird feeling by overflowing her with good feeling. The problem is if you ever miss your spot she feels it and it's gross.

>>38060835

so that was the reason after all....

>>38054382
Srory of my life

>>38065504

Both useless though.

Did you major in Native American tribal law? It would fit nicely on your resume for mcd/Starbucks and continue the trend of useless educational choices.

>>38052321
Peel a banana, then put the peel in the microwave just for a few seconds to get it a little warm, then insert penis.

... least, that's what a friend told me once, ahem.

>>38065766
This.

Had so many issues getting it in the first time.

>>38070904
PS... insert penis into the warmed banana peel... not the microwave... just wanted to clarify.

>>38065469
You've obviously never taken a philosophy course. A lot of it is based around practical values and applying them in real world settings.

Broad 'why' style philosophy is mostly kiddie first year stuff.

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>tfw death grip killed your penor and you cant cum from penetration or blow jobs
>only cum from aggressive hand jobs

>tfw bf has a good thrust but vanilla af
>tfw he got mad when I rubbed my clit during sex
>tfw he's so boring but I love him

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>>38071069
>tfw you could tell him to be more dominating in bed
JUST

>>38071100
How could I? He's the only person I've had sex with and to him that means I have 0 sexual fantasies and don't know what I like

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>>38071155
Tell him that you are not this fragile dainty flower and you want him to rough you up.
Tell him to pull your hair and out his fingers in your mouth during doggy. Tell him to pin your arms during missionary. No more asking to switch positions, make him pick you up and move you as he pleases. Have him push his hands near your throat and smack your ass. Just be rough. He's probably afraid to do these things (even though he wants to) because he doesn't want to make you feel like a piece of meat.

>>38052321
try it and find out, not really something you can make analogies for

>>38056344
my dick is not that big at 30-42 cm (depending on the day) and i have the same problem

>>38060381
How to achieve eunich mode?