Amerifag here. I make about 30k a year and while I can afford

>>38041714
Nobody's going to give a single male who makes 30k a year food stamps. Better quit your job first.

There are income requirements you have to meet on order to qualify for food stamps. Unless you have 3 children, you don't qualify.

>>38041802
I have a school loan, which may help? I may get at least 100 a month which is something.

https://www.amazon.com/NOW-Foods-Carbo-Gain-Pounds/dp/B0013OUNRM/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1469401078&sr=8-2&keywords=maltodextrin

https://www.amazon.com/Kirkland-Signature-Virgin-Liters-Product/dp/B0027EOTKO/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1469401098&sr=1-4&keywords=olive+oil

That's almost 900 kcal per dollar for the fat, and 600 kcal per dollar for the carbohydrate. What's your excuse now?

>>38041836
Srs what would happen if your diet was just olive oil, the carb powder, and protein powder and some multivitamins? Would you make insane gains because you would be able to get perfect macros?

>>38041714
Lawdy, who owns dat ass?

>>38041870
you would poop almost nothing that's for sure

>>38041714
I started a garden. I eat nearly all of my vegetables, greens, and herbs for free now.

>>38041714
you're about 2-3 years too late
the government has been so restrict this year good luck
my gf and I used to get $360 a month with food stamps
now we only get $180

>>38041714
>30k a year
>my taxes

Might want to re-check your last 1040.. you don't actually pay taxes. You got everything back.

(Either that, or you messed up the math.)

>>38042854
>File zero dependents
> Pay 200+ in state, federal per check bi-weekly

wot?

>>38041827
No you are fucking retarded. These benefits are designed only to help black women. All the information is publicly available.

>>38041944
El Chapo's wife