What to do if your parents are gains goblins?
>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit
Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.
What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.
How did /fit/bros deal with their gains goblins of a family
Literally neck yourself.
There are 4 indentical fucking threads on this board. You're more of a loser than the character in your pasta if you need attention this fucking badly.
>>38040604
literally need advice though, i cant take it anymore
>>38040616
I gave you advice. Kill yourself.
Last (you) I'll give you. Go be le ebin trolol on /r9k/. They're just as pathetic as you.
>>38040515
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit
> I'm a NEET
>>38040515
No real skills? How many handjobs do you give yourself a day? OP, you have been unknowingly perfecting a skill for most of your life. Time to go out there and make some money.
>>38040616
THE ADVICE IS KILL YOURSELF YOU FAILURE
>>38040616
I've seen the advice given to you on threads you posted DAYS ago, and it was perfectly fine. How many times must we repeat ourselves before you quit shitposting?
>>38040515
Join the military. You won't see much action and you can make huge fuckin gains and won't need a job. You will also get mad poon
there are NO JOBS HERE
how many times do I have to say this? baka.
>>38040515
Lmfao. Complaining about your parents yet living with them? Grow a pair, get a job, and move out.
>>38041887
where are these jobs you talk about?
>>38040515
I went to college and moved out.
why don't you just buy yourself some good old kneepads and start sucking cock for rent money