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/lfa/ - lifting for America general 2016-07-24 20:46:59 Post No. 38040386
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Hey, so pretty much my best plan right now to become an American (greatest country of all time tbqh) is to get shredded and then go on vacation there (I'm also gonna use tinder and other sites) to find a gf and marry her for a green card.
It's my biggest goal in life.
Do you have any tips on what body type American girls prefer? I'm going for ottermode right now, but maybe I should try bearmode instead? I've heard conflicting opinions.
I'm gonna supplement my physique by learning how to be confident / gain charisma / talk to girls and I'm gonna try to lose my 'tismo.
I think a general would be a good idea to share ideas and support one another, since we have the correct political / social opinions and share similar goals.
Anti-American trash PLEASE GO AND STAY GO. Shitpost somewhere else you deluded fucks.
Btw, yes, I'm white and not a Muslim, inb4 someone asks that.
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>>38040386
bearmode is for men, not women
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>>38040386
Basically this. Don't do /fraud/, it'll fuck your life up. Stay natty.
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>>38040386
any negress will marry you for a week worth of heron in the streets. You don't even have to look good, just be able to afford a few hundred bucks worth of drugs.
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If you have visible muscles in your arms and no belly, you're in the top ten percent of American males.
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>>38040518
good to know fampai
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>>38040531
>basically get this roided out physique
>... But dont do roids
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>>38040642
that looks achievable natty desu
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>>38040807
>being this delusional
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Just try to look like you lift and be interesting in some way and you'll be able to land the green card wife of your dreams.
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>>38040877
what are some good ways to be interesting in?
I can play a little guitar, should I try to git gud at that?
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Ameribump
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>>38042291
Sure, why not? There's 160 million females in the country, at least one will like it
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>>38044380
Read the op you stupid niga
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>>38040386
perfect and I would consider going bear mode you'll need strength to fend her off from the hordes of dindo's
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>>38040386
Who is this semen demon?
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Op you are a genius. I still like Australia but they took our guns away.
Would it be realistic for a shredded Australian guy to get an American grill who is at least an 8? Foreigner advantage?
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>>38044748
Our girls are shit, just about anyone can get them
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You are autistic
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>>38040531
I dont think this hunky specimen is natty brah.
Also, as a non American living in the U.S. and serving in the Army, I find white girls to be somewhat bland and easy to get along with. I prefer them over other races because most of them are into anal.
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>>38040386
America is dog shit. I should know, I've lived here for 25 years.
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>>38044553
ashley wagner
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>>38042291
Learn guitar. Have an accent (not indian). Lift. Keep a clean sleek look. Smell good. Dont dress like a 14yo. Train your brain. Don't settle for anything less than a 7. Have a relaxed sense of humor (if you think your joke is gonna sound like Dane Cook material, STFU.) Play a sport. A sport is an activitie you do with offense, defence and tactics or has vehicles with a gasoline or petrol engine. Lift again.
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>>38040386
Shoo shoo ameriboo. All these (serious?) Replies. If thats your life goal ive got news for you buddy. Just focus on lifting your bank account.
>1776+240
>"lifting" for american women
Just immigrate as a hard working american bro, study and get to ottermode.
American here.
>select all pickup trucks
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Ottermode is the way to go
Milk the foreign card for all its worth too
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