Cool shit that /fit/ can do

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>>38026657
Can do pic related

My climbing buddy can do 3 onehanded pullups

that always drops jaws and soaks panties

how do you even practice for this?

>>38026748
All my female friends laugh at guys doing calisthenics, they say they look like monkeys

>>38026766
Landwhales, I'm sure. Why would a sexy girl who values fitness in a man laugh at a man performing acts of fitness?

>>38026766
>looking like monkeys
> a bad thing

Wait untill you go all monkey on her pussy, see what happens

>>38026787
Nope, good looking females, they like people who lift but consider calisthenics laughable and childish

>>38026800
Living in a world with peope who are un-ironically like this lmao
What kind of female friends do you even have, I get the meme about crossfit but calisthenics?

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>>38026787
>Why would a sexy girl who values fitness in a man laugh at a man performing acts of fitness?

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>>38026766
>implying you have female friends

>>38026766
who gives a shit, they probably don't appreciate the amount of effort it takes to do something like that

>>38026766
Same. Monkeys and tryhards is what my friends say.
>>38026787
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>>38026876
Found the dyel monkeys. Dance for me monkeys.

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>>38026898
>tryharder

>>38026898
>dyel monkeys
>>38026876 here, I don't do calisthenics, only lift. I still think it takes effort to do those things.

>>38026917
You don't know how to greentext do you summerfriend?

>>38026917
That's what most people think about people who do calisthenics. It's either people want to show off their little gains or people who do some acrobatic monkey tricks to 'impress' females

>>38026861
>>38026917
tryhard monkeys on suicide watch lmao

I can do a muscle up at 210lbs bw if thats any good.
Actually I managed two in a row a couple days ago.
I can also deadlift over 500lbs.

I don't know of many people who aren't roided to the tits who can do both of those things.

>>38027009
>I can also deadlift over 500lbs.
I can DL 502lbs.
What now, bitch?

>>38026748
The fuck, that's not even hard.

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>>38027029

Can you do a muscle up too?
That was more my point.

>>38026800

Well women are fucking retarded. They don't know shit.

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I can spin pens pretty damn well.

Was my main hobby from 8th grade to 10th grade then it just became a habit. Put so much time into this useless hobby that has no professional application.

It's been 6 years now since I was in 8th grade. I still do it all the time (in class, while studying, while just chilling on the Internet, etc). It's complete muscle memory now. I can put full focus into something else while spinning a writing utensil in one hand.

Normies find it interesting for a couple minutes. I just do it by habit.

>>38026657
is there a proper grip when doing human flags? i see some people do over-under and others just do normally

>>38027115
I've been trying this shit since primary school
How the fuck do you do it

>>38026657
God, I fucking love calisthenics. I'll probably have to do them exclusively if my college's gym is too shitty, which is fine by me.

I can do the flag, though probably not as long now that I'm out of practice. Handstand pushups are also fun, as well as just climbing random crap with ease.

Man, just thinking about it makes me wanna do calisthenics again. Anybody tried to combine them with their lifting?

>>38027115
what the fuck that's neat

>>38027115
i can only do the double sonic thing and the basic spin over your thumb

>>38027141
Lots and lots and lots of practice my dude

8th grade through 10th grade I did this shit almost the entire day, every day. There's a whole online community and you'd be surprised how intricate it can get. There's a FUCK TON of stuff you can do with simply a pen between your fingers

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>>38027136
This
Or else you will fuck up really bad your wrists

>>38026657
Nice job OP. Heres me doing muscle ups on rings.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVDijBRmtA

I can also do a human flag with a straddle, pistol squats with a 40 pound barbell but those videos are on my instagram.

Well I can do over 80 dips in a row and push ups on my thumbs. Is it something?

>>38027210

How much do you weigh?

>>38027227
Now hovering from 165-170

>>38027237

Cool. 'mirin those muscle ups.

I dunno much about stuff, are rings harder to do muscle ups on than a bar?

>>38027249
Ring muscle-ups are more strenght
Bar muscle-ups are more technique

>>38027249
They are as in they require a bit more strength and technique but for me they feel way better than bar muscle ups especially for my joints. I never do bar muscle ups now and whenever i do i get elbow pain. With rings i can do several sets and move on with my workout.

I play the cello

>>38027294

Thanks. I've been trying to do muscle-ups on a bar for a while now and I'm very close. Managed a few with a big leg kick, but yeah I've experienced the elbow pain you speak of when I try more than a few in one session.
My gym has some rings sat in a corner but they aren't hung up on anything. I may have to ask them to put them up.

>>38027115
Same here, brah. Pen spinning for me is pretty much unconscious at this point (17 years in), and sometimes normies will go "whoa, that's cool" and I'll have no clue what they're talking about until they explicitly mention the pen

>>38026657
I'm pretty great at whistling

Salsa dancing.

>>38026765
Planks, and harder variations. Just ab workouts.

>>38027307
I love the cello, I'd like to learn it in the future.

>>38027321
Bar muscle ups are all about gaining momentum. If you're not good at that you need to use brute force so you get elbow pain like both of us do.

>>38027185
They're both fine if you aren't a pussy

>>38027115
Also link below is when I was still uploading to YouTube, albeit less often.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SAlwvNZBKmM

Filming this stuff was such a hassle, holy shit. That's one of the reasons I don't put huge time and effort into it anymore (another reason being that it's just not worth it) and just do it casually (and subconsciously).

>>38027349
I know that feel brah. It's like a split second of "what the fuck is this person talking about" before you realize they're talking about the pen

>>38027365

never too late. I started playing with 25

>>38027115
Sweet

>>38027061
Does it matter? I can DL more than you.

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>>38028771

Yeah but a 502lb deadlift isn't impressive.

Being able to both deadlift 500lbs and do a muscle up is impressive, as it shows a pretty great range of skill and strength that doing only one of those feats is nowhere close to.

>>38027057

post a video of you doing it then

>>38028900
I still deadlift more than you
I can deadlift your 430lbs lardass easily too

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>>38028947
prove it

>>38028928
I cant cause its stupidly easy. Why would you need a video?

>>38028978

one arm pull-ups are not stupidly easy...

did you misread is as 3 pullups?

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>>38027210
>that ladder set up though
Still pretty cool though. I feel like my shoulder could get fucked from that.

>>38028900

This guy gets it.


As for me, I have gotten into slacklining. It is bretty gud and normies seem to love it.

>>38028991
Found the pulluplet
I did 1 arm pull ups my second month in the gym. Maybe try not being a fucking pussy next time, pussy.

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>>38029123
>>38028991
>>38028978
>>38028974
Guys please, like, guys stop please
Guys stop guys please guys please stop please
Guys? Please

>>38029025
Kek ive had the set up for months. Still havent broken my neck.
Only problem is i cant do front/back levers and a few other moves because the space is a bit tight.

I can touch the goal cross bar in football with my head. Im 170 cm. Shit is amazing to my team mates. Still not satisfied. Aerial ability is out of this world for someone at my height. Play full back and people always underestimate my heading ability.

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>>38029123

fuck you m8 i did no handed pull-ups in my first week at the gym and I don't even have eyes.

I can use a pair of scissors with my toes

>>38026669
Same, but I wish I couldn't because my buddies always ask me to do it when we drink and I'm worried it's hard on the knees

>>38029275
Your mum did a no handed squat on my dick for a set of failure lmao btfo

>>38026657
I can do a front flip if I get a running start

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>>38029377
fuck off im going home youre not playing with my hoverboard anymore.

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>>38026766
Have we truly reached peak fitness shaming where bitches even make fun of ripped dudes doing calisthenics??What's next?Making fun of football players??
Am just gonna assume you're either baiting or your "female friends" are disgusting bitches that I wouldn't touch with a 30 foot pole.....

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>>38026787
>>38029609
>oh they're picking on me they must be ugly fatties!

>>38026669
i can do a shitty version of it but my shins and knees get destroyed each time i do it for prolonged periods.

man the shin splints are horrible

>>38028771
>"I can muscle up and do a pretty nice deadlift!"
>I CAN DEADLIFT MORE THAN YOU FAGGOT GOML GOML GOML BRO
>"Hey that's pretty cool! I assume you can muscle up too?"
>WHAT DOES THAT MATTER BRO WOAH BRO IT'S ALL ABOUT ME

I can flex my pecs even though I'm a fatass
It's pathetic and gross

>>38029123
Did you grab your wrist with your off hand? Cuz that's not a OAPU

>>38030111
Fuck no. I was doing real 1 arm pull ups with full ROM in my second month of lifting. Im sorry that you're a pussy ass bitch.

>>38026657
I can partially dislocate my arms from my shoulders. Shoulder hypermobility isn't super common.

I can also press in my chest and rib cage a few inches.

>>38030335
nice to meet you mr.skellington

>>38027210
Which is easier: bar or ring muscle ups?

>>38030622
For me its ring because like i said i can easily use strength for it(theres still a technique to it)
But for a lot of people who are good at gaining momentum bars are easier. Bar is just more technical.

>>38027424
Teach me senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZwFEh0aqWA
Can do this stuff plus the roll it across your arms over your shoulders like wilt from foster's home from imaginary friends could do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZPDG2vfI_E

>>38027178
There's a lot you can do with my pen in between your fingers ;)

>>38026657
I can hold a flag for a few seconds when I'm more cut, but generally people eat it up when I overhead press/squat them for reps at parties lol

/fit/ related?

>I can carry a pony keg on each shoulder
>can clean and carry and pony keg
>can deadlift and carry a regular keg like nothing

Not all that impressive but the normies seem to think it's cool.

>>38031306
why not do both breh? them free standing HSPU

>>38027210
Also i can throw pretty good spin kicks even though i havent trained in a while
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIJDilEDc2W/

>>38026766

Liar.

My girlfriend loves when I do them. She said if I lifted weights and tried sculpting my body perfectly she'd find me a boyfriend and leave.

I agree. Shit is gay.

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>>38027361

Nope. There are several tutorials on how to do them on youtube. Planks and stuff are a must know how before you even begin training them but they are not a progression towards them.

Also his form is pretty bad being honest.

>>38031444
>Also his form is pretty bad being honest.
>OP: No, it's not a full flag yet
Trips of shame to you

>>38031585

Look at how wide his hands are it clearly indicates a lack of strength in the movement.

Which in return is making his body rotate.

He needs to go down some progressions he will never get a flag with that shit form.

So trips of truth bud.

i can extract plasmid dna from a cell culture

all that pipetting for dem thumb gains

>>38029944
Well gee, if you put it that way, I sound like a complete faggot moron.

>>38027365
It's the best instrument, with a huge 4+ octave range, the tone closely matches our natural voice range, doesn't sound like shit in solo pieces (bass, viola, most brass and wind instruments)

>>38031659
Yeah but...nobody cares.

Good job on that flag, OP. Remember to take care of your joints and progress safely.

All I can do at the moment is an L-sit. Joints are too mobile so they're prone to injury. Gotta strengthen all the support first before I do anything cool.

>>38026657
i play the trumpet pretty good

>>38031731
He didn't fly so good.

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OP Here bros

>>38027210
Thanks man, nice MU tho

>>38031306
Squating people is fun af, can relate with my chicken legs (For real lmao)

>>38031659
Show me your flag then senpai

>>38031707
Thanks man, doing my best towards the full flag and taking full care or them

>>38026657
hate myself

>>38031852

Yeah let me just hit up my buddy at 11 at night and ask if he will come with me to the park to take pictures of my flag to impress some guy on the internet.

I'm giving advice you don't got to take it but if you went down some progressions it will greatly help ya in the long run.

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Check it out boys

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>>38032367
Voila

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>>38032380

WHAT THE FUCK

truth b told i gave a 25 min hand job and no hand cramps.......without any milk

>>38032367
>>38032380
HOW IN THE FUCK?

Can do:
>Strict bar/ring muscles ups
>+15kgs / 33lbs bar muscle up
>3 freestanding handstand push ups
>10 sec flag hold
>back lever
>back flip / round off back flip /front flip on ground
>b-twist, corkscrew, 540 round kick, 540 hook kick

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>>38032367

I can code, design & paint

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>>38032344

We all can wait bae

>>38032464
good shit man
feels good
how'd you learn all the tricks outside of backflip?

>>38031265
YouTube x F

>>38032545

Keep on waiting I'm not doing that.

You have bad form and can be corrected with lower progressions such as a tucked flag.

Like I said if you are happy doing something half ass then good for ya.

im a classically trained singer
still working on the /fit/ part
gotta get the gains for those musical qts

>>38032380
>>38032367
How do you get it back? Is it ruined for life?

>>38032817

Well I just prefer rotating my body and slowly getting the full flag position as I lower myself instead of bending my whole body with my obliques

I know what I'm doing and what progressions you're talking about but I just don't like them or don't work for me, that's all

You don't have to be all that douchy senpai
xoxo, will wait for your flag desu

>>38032734
I grew up doing Taekwondo for about 10 years and that got me into doing a lot of bodyweight exercises and tricking. It also sparked my interest for gymnastics and strength training.

A lot of youtube and just having fun messing around

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>>38026657
Pssshhh

>>38032879
>musical qts
Is that like musical chairs?

>>38033005
in the sense that the goal is to be in one, yes

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>>38032979

Holy shit, his shadow is DYEL tho

>>38030400
Can you suck your own dick

>>38032367
>>38032380
nice photoshop

>>38026944
I'm sure your 4 plate deadlift is much more impressive.

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>>38031407
>She said if I lifted weights and tried sculpting my body perfectly she'd find me a boyfriend and leave

She sounds insecure as fuck

>IQ of 136
>Can run 100m in around 11 seconds

>>38026657
I can actually smell ants. I can easily tell when theyre around.
I also used to eat a lot of ants as a kid.

>>38033151
>IQ of 136
meh

>>38032979
That's an awful shoop

I mean, I understand leaving the shadow alone, but that arm's just lazy

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>>38033827
>meh
Gotta love 4chan, but you're kind of right in the fact that IQ was just made to make sure your kid wasn't a retard

I (used) to be able to do neck bridge flips and other such stretches when I was in wrestling. I still do the more basic ones as a warmup at the gym and I get some weird looks from some people.

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>>38026657
Only kind of impressive thing I can do, wheel pose.

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>>38026657
I'm hypermobile everywhere. I have weaker, overly flexible joints/skin etc compared to normies.
I call pic related my 360 degree hand trick.

That being said I'm at 1.5/2.05/4/5.5. Bench is bad because I dislocated my shoulder a while back due to my stupid joints. (Outside of the gym)
And yes, I can sick my own duck

>>38033151
So 2 unimpressive/average things. Well done m8.

>>38032367
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>>38032885

You're all idioms my gramps used to do this all the time as he was a diabetic>>38032463

>>38032367
>>38032380
I sent this to a few girls i dont talk to anymore and got a conversation going.
Thanks.

>>38029944
>IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
>a tripfag of all people

>>38031444
Honestly, I can hold a flag for a second (not swing and go down) without even training for it. Believe me or not basic strength training and being lean will get you there. Same with a muscle up. I can crank a few clunky ones even though I never train them.

i can juggle

>>38034721
Webm pls

>>38031707
>too mobile joints
im envy as hell im stiff like a rock and have to stretch 2 times a day

from cool things i can do back lever

>>38027115
I actually did do that too, I still have my 25 bucks a piece pens for it aswell, i think Im going to get into it again

>>38034721
Me too, I can't do pins well through
>>38034721
Nigga pls, it's just basic coordination

I can go out and run a marathon hungover. I can also run competitive 100mi races off 3 months prep.
People on this board seem to think fitness is jogging 3x2mi a week between gym sessions. Sad really.

A few years ago I could fit my own fist up my bottom.
Good times.

>>38035209
Running isnt cool

>>38032979
Is this actually possible though? I mean the Planche looks impossible at first and steroids are powerful stuff

>>38035348
Nope, even if the guy had only half a body the leveraging against his wrist is too much to support with just one hand

I can backflip, plance, walk on my hands for ages, spin on my hands, lift myself from a lever into handstand.

Someone once told me once you can backflip on the ground you've completed life

>>38035309
Running 100mi is harder than anything on this board. It mightn't be cool but it's fact.

>>38035542
Somebody once told me
The world is gonna fool me

I can do an L-sit, transitioning into a handstand, working on coming back down with full control now.

I learned to shuffle and c-walk/clownwalk like 10 years back when hardstyle was popular in AUS. Im still pretty good at it.
Great for picking up chicks, normies mire

>>38035893
>look girls, I can dance like a gangster!

>>38036148
t. Mad that I doesn't know how to dance

>>38026669
How did you learn it? I searched for hopak/cossak/squat dance and I never find a good tutorial of how to train for it.

>>38036186
t. wigger tryhard who listens to too much rap music and thinks he's hard you fucking faggot I'd beat your ass

>>38026657

>Cook
>Fish
>Hunt
>Swim
>Innawoods survival
>Lead a light infantry platoon
>Write shit-tier emotional poetry off the bat that chicks love
>4 languages
>Assorted bullshit connected to my Business masters
>Massages, erotic and otherwise
>BSDM

Was thinking of learning the basics of guitar. Could be fun.

>>38037119
I'm not him.
I taught myself how to pop-n-lock, breakdance, glide/moonwalk etc.
Being able to dance makes a lot of people jealous, you clearly are.

>>38037147
Not him but I think it's funny. How you somehow convinced yourself that jealousy is involved fascinates me. A coping mechanism of sorts. Keep dancing for us monkey.

>>38037162
How you somehow convinced yourself that dancing is for other people is the real mystery.

I dance because it's fun and I'm good at it.
Why do you lift? Keep lifting for us, monkey
Why do you read a book? Keep reading for us, monkey
Why do you go fishing? Keep fishing for us, monkey

>>38037184
Settle down monkey, humans are talking.

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>>38037119
>>38036148
>>38037162
Holy smokes you guys are jelly. Every girl ever mires when a guy can dance

https://youtu.be/mueTXRoXwrE?t=13
You can dance like that to pretty much every kind of music. And i would cuck you so hard in real life its not even funny. How does it feel that every time your girl/crush goes out clubbing it's people like me she blows in the bathroom stall and goes home with?

>>38037291
Kek look guys his face is turning red.

>>38037291
>that video
If you still dance like that people will just laugh at you mate.

>>38037323
>>38037348
>being this jealous
lol bitches I would cuck you so hard it's not even funny.

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>>38037323
>>38037235
Getting this mad, i tip my hat you you gentlesirs! Only savages dance! real men like us don't go out dancing we drink cognac at cigar bars and talk politics over at /pol/. Fucking normies who dance and talk to women amirite?

>>38026657
Me too. Look at my channel on youtube
https://youtu.be/qsss006KJjw

>>38037291
>You can dance like that to pretty much every kind of music
That is a C-walk as in Crip Walk. As in the gang. The fact that you don't know this reveals that you are very sheltered.

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>>38037387
Not sure what you mean with ' I will cuck you so hard'. I'm assuming is /pol/ lingo for 'I will steal your girl' or whatever. Keep fantasizing about it boy lmao. I can picture some random nerd dancing alone on his backyard all hyped up thinking about all 'em bitches' he will impress, fucking hilarious

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>>38026843
that fucking shirt

>>38029697
But this image doesn't even apply....

>>38037436
We'll see which one of us will get chosen by hot girls. Will they go with the hype alpha hitting the quan on the dance floor or will they go with the beta looking at the ground with his hands in his pockets. Pro-tip: they go with the alpha

>>38035706
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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>>38032367
>>38032380

>>38037545
This guy gets it

>>38037545
I can smell the virginity from here

>>38026800
Women don't know enough about fitness for this to be real. Your boyfriends though, I can imagine them doing this

>>38037798
Not a virgin. Nice projecting though.

>>38026766
Your friends suck, being able to do that stuff is cool. I guess if they were doing it for no reason to show off, I guess it might be silly I guess.

>>38037291
Are you white? Please tell me. I have to know.

>>38026657
I bought a house and now know how to fix all kinds of stuff. I find it really mundane but it seems to impress a lot of people..

>>38038720
Like what

>>38032979
I'm dying

>>38032380
>>38032367
Include me in the screencap!
Hi r/4chan ;^)

>>38035893
My nigga
I didn't realize it until recently but chicks fucking love shufflers, especially with EDM festivals being so popular nowadays

A man that can't dance isn't a free man but one that is restricted by his impression of what people may think of him, so it shouldn't be surprising that /fit/ thinks dancing is stupid

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>>38032367
>>38032380
I've seen some shit.

>>38036820
https://youtu.be/ALvrJl_R3Ek

Ignore the fact that the kid looks stupid af, his video series is actually really helpful.

>>38026765
Scoobs had a video up. Basically do elastic band training

>>38031680
>best instrument
>anything but Piano

c'mon

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>>38040074
Come on, lad . Piano is a pretty based instrument.
>piano skills transfer to keyboard
>instant access to play 80's tunes

>>38037141

>Was thinking of learning the basics of guitar. Could be fun
Do it. You seem like a confident person and bitches love confident guys who can play the guitar.

Get an acoustic guitar and just learn a few chords, it's stupidly easy to learn some simple famous songs.

>>38040090
How many percussionists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they have machines that do that now.