Who else here is lifting to find an American gf to marry for

>>38017628
>Yuropoors

americans wont date a muslim

>>38017804
I'm not a Muslim, I hate them too

>>38017793
Yeah, that's why I'm trying to become an American. Greatest country of all time to be honest.

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>tfw not living in america

American fat women will marry anything with a dick attached to it. No need to lift.

>>38017628
why would u want an american gf?
they will cheat on you when somebody else better comes along
can get half your shit divorce time
can accuse you of rape and ruin your life

don't cuckk yourself

>>38017821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

>>38017844
because it's the easiest way to get a green card

lottery only has like 1/50 chances

and I'm too stupid for that skilled worker shit

also prenups are a thing.
if everything goes south I think even after a divorce I'd keep my citizenship, so there's that.

>>38017628
No thanks. American women age like sour milk. The fucking highschoolers look older than 30 year olds in my country, it's surreal

>>38017628
Bro just come over. American women love anyone with an accent.

>>38017977
You do know American isn't a race and that makes no sense right?

That's like saying all French women are short.

>>38017977
>American women
>the same race

Do they teach anything in Yurocuck school besides feminism and Islamic history

>>38018026
I know it's not a race. But your toddlers putting on makeup and shitty food prolly make your women age like shit. Sorry m8.

I tried doing the same and moved to Canada from yurocuck. Apparently you can't lift autism away and I'm quite the same recluse only now I also have a weird accent and a limited vocabulary

>>38018044
Does you study of America include Honey Booboo?

This is a low tier troll

>>38018010
>only somewhere between 5 and 7/10 facial aesthetics-wise, been a while since I asked /soc/
>severe 'tismo, even just asking strangers directions makes my heart race
>still dyel and bulking right now so no abs to mire or post topless pics on tinder for
>no job or studying anything good

I'm trying to cure my autism right now so when I've done that and am shredded after my next cut, Imma come over. Probably next spring or summer or so.

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I asked a girl out today...she said "youre too muscley" I can only do 2pl8 8 times, guess it's time to stop making gains

>>38017628
why would you want to find an american gf? they are all terrible. Possibly the worst females in the entire world senpai. Seriously.

is this a troll thread or what?

>>38018058
Pls share your success story breh. What's your job? How did you find a girl while having autism?

>>38018082
can you read?
>for a green card

Also southern women are lovely you dunce.

Just marry a fatty for a few years

>>38018079
sorry m8, that just means you're ugly

>>38018082
Jealous Yurocuck detected

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>>38018037
holy shit, I'm in tears

>>38018066
>average individual
>can be the silent type
>has accent so when speaks women get wet
>skinny so not a sweaty roll of fat
>get a job

Yeah youll be fine you're just being a little bitch

>>38018098
That's literally retarded, why would you want to move here anyways? Things are going downhill very very fast. Not only that but I live in the south, and again, american women are awful. So entitled and useless and used up dirty whores who will cheat on you or use you, etc.

>>38018108
see ^

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>>38018126
>So entitled and useless and used up dirty whores who will cheat on you or use you, etc.

>>38018085
No success story at all man. I'm doing my masters here in hopes of finding a job and living here for a few years until we know what's gonna happen in Europe for sure. Most of the time I'm studying or browsing 4chan in my room.
The girls here seem quite easy and I've had a few chances to get them but my autism, of which I can never lift away, keeps holding me back.
I'll probably wait until I'm 30 and settle for another 30 yo used goods just so we both can check V on life

>>38018120
thx for the motivation brehpai.

But how am I gonna apprach girls? Can't just stand at the bar being the silent type.

>>38018133
Even fat and ugly women have ridiculous unrealistic expectations and a laundry list of requirements for a guy, and because of the fact that some guys will fuck anything with a hole, they get arrogant as if their shit didn't stink. aw. ful. women

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>country with over 150 million women from all over the world who speak many languages
>"American women are ____"
Do non-americans not understand how "diverse" we actually are? Not just diversity of skin color, but culture, social status, everything.

Try generalizing by region and race and then you'd have way more accurate sterotypes

>>38018144
Cool, what's your degree?

>>38018126
I'm pretty obsessed with America, I think it's the greatest country in the world and probably the greatest of all time.

It has the best culture, the best landscapes, the best cities etc. but you probably don't wanna hear that. Quite a shame. Nothing sadder than a self-hating American.

>>38018162
I've had no trouble with women

Maybe it's just you

>>38018165
american women, meaning women who are born here, or who have been here and blended with our society (which prob takes like 5 years or so) So unless you can find an immigrant and catch her before she becomes the disgusting avg american women, I wouldn't waste my time.

>It has the best culture, the best landscapes, the best cities etc.
you just described yurop. Too bad it got overrun due to socialist policies. Same thing has happened here.

>>38018175
Software engineer.
If you have some cash, studying in America (or Canada which is a lot cheaper) will be the your best chance in getting involved with the society and meeting friends/girls + you have a higher chance of getting a work permit

>>38018199
>>It has the best culture, the best landscapes, the best cities etc.
> you just described yurop. Too bad it got overrun due to socialist policies. Same thing has happened here.

meant for >>38018175

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>>38018199
>all the American women in all 50 states (many of which are bigger than European countries) are the same
No.

>>38018210
cucc

>>38018201
no I don't really have much cash at all. tfw.

think I'm just gonna go on vacation there and hope some girl falls in love with me.

>>38018145
>"hi"

Done

>>38018226
Go back to /pol/ or tumblr or wherever you came from. Yes you cannot generalize, but in this case you can. No, a picture of a map with the states' GDPs compared to other countries has nothing to do with american society. I've traveled around the country and to some parts of the world, and the one common demoninator is in 1st world countries the state of women is very similar, but in the U.S. they are by far the worst. I don't care if New Hampshire female muslims are slighly better than SoCal white women, the point stands. American women are entitled useless cunts.

>>38017628
>girl friend
>girl

>>38018126
>>38018162
Fuck back to rk9

>>38018249
seems easy enough

I'd probably run out of things to say pretty quickly though

>>38017628
Who is this semen demon?

>>38018294
What? Do you want me to give you an entire conversation?

>>38018402
No? I'm just saying that I have 'tism and you act like it's not a big deal, "just come here and girls will love you."

>>38017930
http://www.cobbcountydivorcelawfirm.com/2013/03/prenuptial-agreement-thrown-out-in-landmark-divorce-ruling.shtml

>"he forced me into signing the prenup!" is all she need to say.

>>38018026
He wasn't even mentioning race, stop strawmanning him.

American people mature quicker because of the unchecked food they eat. Their animals get fed with hormones, which later affect people as well.

guys

bumpy

>>38017628
Come to Colorado, beautiful nature and women plus good beer
>Fellow German here

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>>38017628
>mfw moroccan
>just got a ten year visa to the US of hoes
>now I have ten years to get dat dere green card

It pays to be those cunts oldest ally

>>38019934
Forgot to mention, downside it's fucking expensive

>>38019964
did you just call America cunts?????

are you a Muzzie?

how did you get in?

Why are germans natural cucks?

Seriously, first thought of a german is to abandon their country or their race.

>>38019964
>ten year visa
wut

Spaniard fag here.
I want to go back (had a student visa) but for the life of me I don't know how to get a visa that extends for more than 3 months.

>>38020104
fuck you

just because I was born here doesn't mean I have to like it here

America is the greatest country of all time and my destiny

>>38019993
>>38019934
how did you make it brah?

>>38020115
delusional kraut

>>38020137
/pol/tism speaks

>>38020137
also I'm only half or quarter Kraut kek

>>38020156
Ah, an 'antifa' german

not even surprised

We don't want you here cuck

>>38020172
fuck off I'm not antifa I hate leftist cuccolds

I like Trump

disagree with /pol/ on Jews though desu

>>38020090
Calling people cunts became a habit to me, probably got it from my Brit dad

Not a muzzie

>>38020111
>Validity periods per country are listed in the U.S. Department of State Visa Reciprocity Tables and vary from 1 month for DR Congo, 3 years for Russia, and 5 years for Pakistan, to 10 years for Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, China, Colombia, Hong Kong, India, Israel, Japan, Malaysia, Mexico, Morocco, Singapore, South Africa, Tunisia and most European Countries.

>>38020192
Kill yourself cowardly cuck

>>38020193
are u a skilled worker or somethin?

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>>38018037

Of course someone with a third world education system would come out with such a statement.

How does it feel to be slipping in educational standards? To have your minds made up for you by the media? You're all media-cucks.

>>38018199
>best landscapes
>yurop
fucking lol. did you know that a lot of early descriptions of the natural beauty of America were flat out not believed in Europe, because they couldn't imagine wilderness as anything other than hunting preserves for inbred aristocrats?

>>38019964
>Oldest Ally
Nice try friendo, but that distinction goes to France. We remember the Barbary pirates.

>>38020201
how I am cowardly?

You are the sad fuck telling random people on the internet to kts

reconsider your life choices

>>38020229
>abandoning your country and begging for approval from us

Pathetic

I expect as much from germans though

>>38020246
your country was built by us you fool

but you're probably the type of sad fuck to be born and die in the same fucking place, never having fulfilled his dreams...

stay salty autist

>>38020265
Keep trying to convince yourself cowardly cuck

So sad seeing what germans have become

>>38020222
>not knowing your own history

Morocco was the first to recognize the US, in December 1777 after they saved their ship from Barbar attacks (Current Algerians and Tunisians), a few months before France did
And now the Morocco-US treaty is the oldest unbroken peace treaty in your history

http://clinton6.nara.gov/2000/06/2000-06-20-remarks-by-the-president-and-king-mohammed-vi-of-morocco-a.html

>>38020280
cute how you think your insults are even close to hitting me

don't give a fuck if I'm a deserter im your eyes or anything, this place is shit and I don't have much pride for being born here.

Also are you 100% native American? Or are your ancestors cowardly cucks too? moron.

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Europeans, let me explain something to you
<---you see this shit? That's Glacier National Park. There's more than a million acres of it. You can go there. Whenever you want, you can just walk around in it. There's no Duke's house just out of view, it's not owned by some landed gentry. There aren't guided tours the first weekend of every month only to avoid being a nuisance to the family who inherited it.
It belongs to every goddamn American dead, alive, and to-be-born. There's no Nando's or Aldi in it. It's just a piece of the most beautiful land in the world, set aside forever.
That's why America is the best, and defeated the Nazis and Communism.

>>38020315
><---you see this shit?
No?

America is fine, but it's not some glorious utopia as you describe it. I think you've seen too many Hollywood movies.

>>38020329
Don't forget that in Alaska if you can live anywhere in the frontier. Want that plot of land? Say its yours and they will give it to you.

God bless America.

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You know what America has that Europe doesn't? A FUCKING PORTAL TO HELL
Look at that shit, we built a road to it and a little walkway so you can go taunt Satan.

>>38020329

Bucket list, that is an unreal view.

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I'll use a European measurement to help you understand this one. In America, there's 3 thousand square kilometers set aside just for people to explode their consciousness and merge their minds with the universe. Joshua Tree National Park. Go there, take acid, understand that everything is just part of a endless song of existence and joy, get lost, get rescued by a park ranger 3 days later.
That's America.

>>38020439
you might be legit retarded

>>38020356
40 year old Texan and Californian. Well-travelled.

USA is Utopia, or as close as we are gonna get for a long time.

>>38020131
I'm working on a research project and will be staying for at least half a year. But honestly, the US are great but still, Germany is nice too. Both places have their pros and cons and I'm glad I can go back to Germany when shit goes down here.
>Trump becoming president kek

>>38020497
You're going to have to go back, Cuck.

>>38020505
Other than you I'm well educated and it would be a simple Problem for me to obtain a green card you see. But like I said, there are other nice countries around the world too.

>>38020559
Btw... What do you prefer /fit/, skullcrusher or Overhead Extensions?

>>38017821
sauce?

>>38017628
You don't want to live in Deutschestan?