Walk into gym >hustle bones comin out my mouth

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Walk into gym
>AND EVERYBODY IS WATCHING HER... BUT SHE IS LOOKING AT YOUU YOUU YOUU YOUU YOUU

its never going to be true to me god dammit

>>38016389
>going to a gym that plays deathgrips over the sound system
I don't believe such a place exists.

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>>38016389
>going to the gym in the morning, I'm the first one

>>38016433
It's possible. Which songs aren't filled to the brim with expletives anyway?

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>walk into gym
>I said do you wanna, do you wanna be happy
>I said do you wanna, do you wanna be, free

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>>38016389
>walk into the gym
>Coюз нepyшимый pecпyблик cвoбoдных

>walk into gym

All around the world, pretty girls
Wipe the floor with all the boys
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
(It's Iggy-Iggs!)
We're just so pretty!
All around the world, pretty girls
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want
(Where you at, Brit?)
We're just so pretty!

[Verse 1: Britney Spears]
Hey, don't you know that it's always the same?
From Australia 'round to LA
You can betcha', wherever the girls go, boys follow
We be keeping them up on their toes
They can laugh, but they don't get the jokes
Just you watch, they're so predictable
(Some things don't change...)

[Pre-Chorus:]
(The girls roll up)
Windows roll down
(Eyes on us)
Jaws on the ground
(Watch them go)
It's just so funny
(Like bees to the honey!)

[Chorus: Both]
All around the world, pretty girls
Wipe the floor with all the boys
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
We're just so pretty!
All around the world, pretty girls
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want
We're just so pretty!

[Verse 2: Britney Spears]
Tell me, is it true that these men are from Mars?
Is that why they be acting bizarre?
Every time I walk out of my house it's like, "Hey, baby!"
They don't see me rolling my eyes
They buzzing around me like flies
They got one thing on their minds
(Some things don't change...)

[Pre-Chorus:]
(The girls roll up)
Windows roll down
(Eyes on us)
Jaws on the ground
(Watch them go)
It's just so funny
(Like bees to the honey!)

[Chorus: Both]
All around the world, pretty girls
Wipe the floor with all the boys
Pour the drinks, bring the noise
We're just so pretty!
All around the world, pretty girls
Jump the line, to the front
Do what we like, get what we want
We're just so pretty!

[Bridge: Iggy Azalea]
Damn, still killing them softly
I would spend time with you but that'd cost me
They pray that Iggy-Iggy give 'em one more chance
But busy Iggy wouldn't even give 'em one more glance
See, it's a thin line between the beauty and the beast

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>>38016416
>tfw Rihanna will never look at YOU like that

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walk into gym
>'CAUSE UPTOWN FUNK GONNA GIVE IT TO YA

Walk into gym
>GO GO JOHNNY GO GO
>GO GO JOHNNY GO GO
>GO GO JOHNNY GO GO
>GO JOHNNY B. GOODE
>tfw your gym plays Grateful Dead concerts

Johnny B. Goode gets me every time.

>>38016389
walk into gym
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

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>>38016389
Nope OP, you will NEVER have a babe like pic related in your life, so you should just KILL YOURSELF NOW, your life is OVER before it even starts. Tough luck for you. Please post your An Hero on Livestream so we can all witness the right way to handle utter defeat.