>tfw you'll never be 6'9 400 lbs of pure Icelandic sex

>tfw you'll always be a Slavic manlet
End my life

>>38012888
Be productive, marry a nice tall girl, let your children be the man you always wanted to be. Only hope man

>>38012930
My buddy's dad did this. His dad is 5'5" and his mom is 5'10". My buddy and his bro turned out 6'2" and 6'4"

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6'3 and 350 like this guy would be enough for me

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>>38012858
>mfw halfthor will never ever ever win a competition

Iceland would fuck everyone else up, niggas. Y'all niggaz betta prepare 4 when Icelend takes over yo shit fuckin' bitch boi. (srs)

>>38014244
That shits disgusting, I don't know why anyone would want that.

>>38014244
You know you're too big when wiping your own ass becomes a big problem.

>>38014525
Only dyels post that joke, let me laugh at you.

>>38014629
You seem insecure if you legitimately think you should be this big

Good, i'm happy. Have you seen his fucking face ? Its so fat and round almost baby like, iv seen girls with a more masculine face with better jawlines and cheekbones.

Season 1 mountain was better

>>38012858

He is 27 years old

>>38014261
Zydrunas is 41 or something and on his way out, I love him (full homo) so I hope he wins one last comp. After that Brian is left alone at the top imo, but there will be contenders. It looks bleak for Thor especially after Europe's Strongest Man this year though, but I hope he becomes a challenger.

He's younger than me and looks twice my age

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>>38012858
>tfw I have wristlet
JUST

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>>38012858
>you will never be a tiny japanese pilot
this is the end.

>>38012858

Why does Thor look so aesthetic? I thought all strongmen were fat as fuck.

>>38012930
>letting your kids emasculate you

Lol no fuck that those queers can be manlets for all I care. Imma pursue a short cute BUNDA

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>>38014225
Haha my dad did the same. He's 5'6, married a 5'11 woman. Now I'm 6'3 and my brother is 6'4

>>38018569
#NotAllPowerlifters

>>38014244
When you arm is wider than a person's torso...

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>>38012858
Am 6'8
Currently at 120kgs down from 140kg about 4 months of lifting and IF
got lazy for a few years
getting back into shape
gonna get down some more bf then either juice and get mountain big or just stay athletic

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>>38019128
getting there

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>tfw 6'4" and been lifting for a year
>still look like I'm made of dough

I imagine I'm doing everything wrong so it's my fault but it still feels bad

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>>38019181

>>38014515
You literally sound like a girl

>>38019306
MFW I love Dr Doom

> WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHIT

>>38019181
give measurements of your dick

Benni is better imo. If wasn't for GoT he would be way less hyped overall. Eddie is going to destroy everyone though at WSM.

>Those Hercules pillars look really fun imo

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>>38019312
>hearing sound through text

hmmmm

>>38012858
Yeah. How would I shrink three inches? Why would I want to be a manlet?

>>38019181
potential

>>38020130
>You literally write like a girl
There, I improved it for you so your autistic mind can understand

>>38016556
I still can't get over he is around my age.

>>38020093
When flaccid hung like an infant
When erect 8.5 bone pressed
Maybe slightly above average thickness