/fit/ faggots

>>38007966
um dude guys are horny. you now understand how it feels to be a girl on tinder
Anyway gay guys are savages and cheat on their spouses like nothing.

You can literally go to a gay club and fuck within 5 minutes. Can even go back to the club and pick up another boi to fuck after you are done with the first

>>38007977
You know, I never thought of it like that. Online dating is worthless anyways.

>>38007977

Not OP but jesus fuck, chicks life is ez mode for sex.

>spread legs
>???
>a very literal profit

>>38007966
can confirm, they are horny sons of bitches

>>38007985
And people wonder why gays are known for having aids.

>>38007966
30% of SF gay men have partner counts over 1000.

The women maxed at 200.

>>38007985
you can do this as a girl

literally depends on if you're ugly or not

>>38007966
>straight
>just trolling

yeah sure :^)

find some cute little twink and he'll swallow your seed greedily, there's loads on grindr

>>38008001
because a. it's easier to catch hiv via anal membrane and nearly all gays with hiv are bottoms not tops
and b. people lie about their hiv status to spread it deliberately because they're fucked up

>>38008010
That's fucking horrific. I'll remember to stay away from there.

>>38007992
yeah it is. but just like OP girls have to figure out if the guy they're gonna fuck isn't some creepy rapists whos gonna take u to pound town then kick you out.

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>>38007966
>I guess they all have aids though.
Grindr is aidstown
Jack'd is more a gay dating site

>This still changes nothing for me
Like you wouldn't sleep with this

>>38008020
>implying I'm gay
As if I have any phace to save on an indonesian trench digging forum.

>>38008010
mfw 26 year old gay virgin

i'm very sad now, i just want a boyfriend to cuddle with at night ;_;

>>38008046
okay you can be as straight as you like, twinks are feminine as fuck anyway and are good little boys

>>38008035

Das' gonna be every guy including me lmao. I don't think anyone is thinking "I wanna find my love on Tinder!". Pound town is the destination chick so buckle up for safety mother fucker.

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>>38008046
>>38008046
>>implying I'm gay

are you sure m8? not even a bit?

>>38008045
I'm not sleeping with a guy, but for head, I might reconsider.

>>38008069
Nah, that does nothing for me. Almost makes me feel uncomfortable.

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>>38008063
>Go to Pornhub.
>Type up "Tinder" in search bar.
>Hundreds of vids of chicks getting fucked on the first "date".

>>38007966
Yes anon. A gf took my phone one day and made me a gay tinder, in 5 mins - the time it took to realize i didnt have my phone - she was messaging 2 fags, and had like 5 more matched.

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>>>38008090
>Almost makes me feel uncomfortable.

Why? because you are feeling aroused by a male?

>>38008090
>yet downloaded grindr

>>38008133
Speedos are pretty weird, his porportions are weird and people who take self absorbed, multi-take selfies just irk me.

>>38008141
Who said I wasn't uncomfortable downloading this?

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I don't know why I hate gay people so much. I don't care about /pol/ shit, but since I discovered that homosexuality was a thing I developed a deep hatred over homosexuals, men and women.

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>>38008199
>not hanging out with ya bros in speedos to attract ladies

you are a massive faggot if you wear baggy shorts in the water

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>>38008234
>doesn't wear speedos
>must wear baggy board shorts
What's up with 4Chan and jumping to extremes constantly. Swim trunks msterrace.

>>38007966
> I guess they all have aids though.

I'm Australian and what is this?

>>38008010
>citation needed

>>38007985
I never thought I would be gay before this post.

>>38008199
>doing it when being uncomfortable

serious denial issues

>>38008217
good for you

>>38008010
How can women even compete

>>38008217
You might be homo, just sayin

>>38008594
I see, you've never done anything out of the ordinary. I already deleted the app. You can imply all you want.

>>38008288
It's your country.

>>38008010
Holy shit, men are even better at being women than women are!

>>38007966
>be gay grill who does the same as you.
>No profile pic, profile reads 42, DL , married, Suck me off.

>Three messages in less than 5 minutes. :(

MFW been on tinder for over a year and got one message.

>>38008692
There's a lesbian dating app? I guess of course there is. I've never heard of it. Got a name? I hope a /fit/ guy can nab a few easy chicks like that.

are there traps on grindr?

id fuck a trap but not a guy

>>38007992
Yes, chicks have it easy when they're young. However, once a woman hits the wall (between 30-35), then her sex appeal rapidly declines. Men don't hit the wall until they hit their 50s as long as they take care of themselves.

>>38008792
traps ARE guys

>>38008822
it's 2016

>>38007966
Getting laid is easy as a gay.
Finding a meaningful relationship is next to impossible.

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>>38007966
>made feabie account to see whats on it
>post pics of body
>lot of thirsty fat chicks message me instantly
>one in my area
>eventually delete because fat chicks are gross and also still entitled

>>38008817
Not true.
30 years is considered "gay death"

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>>38008852
Maybe if you only have your youth (i.e. twinks), if you have anything else to propose it doesn't really apply to you.

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>>38008010
This, and it's a fraction of that 30% that are prone to HIV and AIDS. They give us the regular gays a bad name desu.

>>38009056
>fraction
at least 100% of those people have aids

>>38009380
1/1 is a fraction silly.

>>38008974

that might be the most aesthetic body i've ever seen. like when guys ask what girls want, that is what girls want

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>>38008010

>>38008827
Fucking homo

>>38007966
homosexuals are gay.

>>38009654
>loving a man is gay
Lmao how new are you?

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>>38008056
lol

not going out and getting wicked hot dick

fag

>>38009810
keked

>>38008001
hey, 1983 called you and it wants their prejudice back

>>38007985
yes jelly

>>38008010
>>38008328
this

>>38008010
>30% of SF gay men have partner counts over 1000.
>where'd you hear that, anon?
>an anonymous poster on 4chan.org

>>38007966
No, people are flakey. I'm pretty average and still get flooded with messages, they never go anywhere.

>>38007966
this is how aids is spread

>>38008010
yes but women have 60% more counts that don't fall under the "partner" category up to an additional 1300.

making shit up is easy.

>>38008234
has anyone ever picked up in the history of wearing speedos?

>>38007966
who gives a shit post pics faggot

>>38009862
If you don't like it, stop being fucking degenerate.

>tfw gay and only had 4 partners
>married to #4 and we make gains together

Not gonna lie, I love being around gay men. I know their ultimate goal is to try and get my boi pucci, but fuck. Motherfuckers make me feel like the belle of the goddamn ball!

>tfw realise I'm at least bi at 25
>Told it's too late and your already hit "gay death"

Well fuck

Homosexuals are mentally ill

>>38011686
careful with that edge

>>38011690
>acknowledging that a man loving another man against every possible natural cerebral and hormonal process is edgy
Gays have miswired brains. Take your PC shit to reddit you faggot

>>38007992
A chick can literally spread her legs in the middle of a busy street and she will get the dick eventually. Just spread em, say nothing, wait, have sex. Let that thought sink in.

>>38011707
Yeah that's why you find homosexual behavior in almost every species you dumb fuck

>>38011803
Mad faggot detected. Kill yourself degenerate scum

>>38011738
yeah but women actually have to trust the person they are having sex with as he is going to handle their most delicate parts.
Sure a women can find someone to fuck in a second, but it's harder for them to find someone they *want* to fuck.

>>38011899
>it's harder for them to find someone they *want* to fuck

That's just inflated ego

>>38007992
And she can even ask money for it. Now thats easy mode.

>>38008676
Lmao, men are better in the kitchen and raising children as well.

They just usually choose not to do those things.

TO ANYONE ON THE FENCE ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A FAGGOT:

JUST FUCKING DO IT!

I have fucked a few guys. Always a top and only rimmed. It's great. They suck the best dick and let you fuck them any way you want and as hard as you want too. I did ask this during a dry spell with the ladies. I have a beautiful loving gf now so that part of me is dead but I will always remember my cute asian twink who dressed up for me in the sexiest lingerie.

Seriously, JUST DO IT!

>>38008010
>>38008328
>>38009891
the number comes from the 1978 publication "Homosexualities: A Study of Diversity Among Men and Women" by Bell and Weinberg
make of that what you will

>>38008288
Aids is a rife in gays because it spreads more easily from anal sex.

>>38010051
Me

helps to have a big soft cock

>>38008077
Ok so I'm a gayfag and I want to suck straight cock. What's my best strategy for going about this? How do I spy who might be interested.
>>38008792
there are some but not that many

>>38008852
Such bullshit.
>>38011660
Literally you can be successful right up to 60 unless you are a skinny twink

>>38011803
I don't even hate gays but appeal to nature is a logical fallacy m8

>>38008792
m8 it's ok to be into traps but stop lying to yourself that you're straight

>>38012067
But that's also literally what the other guy did

Tbh if you care about what other people are doing in their bedrooms which doesn't affect you at all you are a massive fucking faggot

>>38007966

did they want to suck your cock or fuck you?
that's important detail

Life would be far fucking easier if i was gay, but unfortunately i'm not.

I have to be cursed with being attracted to the gender who can exist going "lol i dunno" and still have a successful life.

>>38012087
Agreed, but don't justify fagets because muh naturally ocurring homosexuality. rape is far more prevalent in nature than gay animals

>>38008199
>i sucked his cock, but i'm not gay because it was uncomfortable

>>38012053
I am this too. Apparentlynits all about A.N.D.

>ALCOHOL
>NO TALKING ABOUT IT OR EYE CONTACT
>DICK SUCKING

Be a bottom too but if you can get a straight guy alone and compliment the he'll out of him and pretend there's nothing going on

How's the location thing work? I may want to fuck a trap but I don't want aids

>>38009862
Faggit

>>38007966
i just wanted to start a thread about this
i just use grindr to get mires

>>38007966
>I guess they all have aids though.

THOSE ARE THE WAGES OF SIN, MY FREND.

i think one of the best messages i got was some guy that kept sending me messages nonstop
and then sent me his location and "if you want you can come rape me" i didnt come

>>38008217
Probably some internal shit you need to sort out bro.

I'm not saying you should embrace your inner love of cock, just sit down and really question why you hate them so much.

>>38008217
Projecting

>>38013605

But did you rape him?

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>>38008676

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>>38007985
God damn I wish I were bi.

>>38014173
You don't want to, trust me.
The people there are trash and probably have all sorts of diseases.

>>38014002
Projecting what? Do you even know what that means ?

>>38014708
I dunno, I've been hit on by some decent looking gay dudes before.

>>38013816
>If you hate spiders you must be a spider

>be bi
>ex-bf would let me cover over anytime for sex and would later watch a movie np no stress
>current gf always whines about not going out more
>everytime I ask where she wants to go she says idk but whines about my choices.
>hardly fucks me like she did when we first met

about to dump her lads.
>>38014740
nah he's right alot of gays are nasty and usually are carrying shit
there's a whole fetish of gay guys trying to infect straight buys with aids

Well, yeah. Most guys just want to get laid and most girls want a "relationship". Remove girls from the equation completely and it turns into an orgy.

>tfw too much of a pussy to actually meet someone irl on grindr

>>38011988
>Aids is a rife in gays because it spreads more easily from anal sex
and most of them being total sluts doesn't hurt either.

>tfw gay, 32 and virgin
It's not easy getting laid as the memes will have you believe. Gays are more picky than women and hold their preferences very high.

>>38012053
Be a twink.

>>38014839
Same here anon, same here.
Part of the reason why I lift is so guys will approach me instead of the other way around. It's dumb because I'll have to man up some day and ask a guy out but I'm too insecure at the moment.
Then again I did get a compliment from a random guy at a party recently but was too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

>>38011707
>>38011803
>appeal to nature
>citation needed

>>38008817
Dude there are so many people that like older women. Milf is a thing you know.

>>38011803
Rabbits eat their shit, I like to see you do it. Fucking faggot.

>>38013570
how's that insecurity working for you

>>38013594
kek

>>38015049
try complimenting back, autist, otherwise it's rude as fuck when someone compliments you to say nothing

>>38014763
right, there's a reason so many gays have hiv, because a few deliberately infect as many people as possible, most gays ive known with hiv had it because someone lied about not having it

>>38007966

>Fit faggot
>Use grindr to satisfy my submissive urges

Life is bliss.

>>38015251
post pics

>>38007977
it's not cheating. It's normal sexual activity for gays.
gay couple i used to know orders callboys all the time, no matter if they were home together and by themselves.

They draw a clear line between romantic engagement (which also exists between them) and fucking.

>>38007966
I want to do this now. Were any of them twink or traps?

>>38015265

Of what?

>>38015299
Booty :^)

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>>38015340
Impressive. Real nice.

Oh my God it even has a watermark.

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>>38015353

lol

>>38007966
Yes, it's really that easy. This is what being a girl is like except they get that much attention all the time.

>>38015353
ayy lmao

>>38015340
would eat/10

>>38015273
Plz anyone will i get mired ny twinks on grindr?

>>38015550
depends on your body how the fuck would we know

most twinks are ugly anyways

>>38015409
It's not easy if you're ugly.

Can any gaynons give insight to the whole 'hitting on straight guys' thing? Is that like some sort of fun game or is it a literal challenge to get us to do gay shit.

>>38015485

Never had my ass eaten before lol. Just sucked a bunch of cocks.

>>38015485
poop comes from there.

>>38008827
If it has it has had a dick, it's a man. Regardless of year

>>38015779
you poor boy

>>38015866
kek

>>38015765
Both

>>38015231
i am very insecure

>>38012053
how is straight cock any different?

>>38009862
Its not prejudice if its real noob

>>38012200
>grasping at straws this hard.

>>38007966
>gay
Try bisexual, that's what happens when test driven person wants to fuck test driven person. Females are gatekeepers of sex.

If you try to get on a relationship tho...

>>38008010
>a study made over a decade ago on the door of a fucking orgy house.
>made by a christian foundation.
Please tell me you're smart enough to not believe this.

>>38015273
One cute asian guy. Looked really nice. The rest are creepy old men and fat teenagers.

>>38011988
And tons of anonymous sex without condoms

>>38018789
>>38018789
Oh yeah another thing, TRY finding a gay guy with long hair for a relationship, you'll die a virgin.

>have no pic
>just go to grindr to look at hot guys in the area
>get random 'hey sexy' messages
>msg a couple for cheeky bantz
>some respond back

decide to man up and post a pic of my mediocre ass body
>no response
>people who I've been messaging stop responding
also helps that I'm not white. fucking faggots

aids isn't that common. the chance of you getting it even from unprotected sex is pretty low. just gotta use condoms especially with people you don't know and not sleep with sketchy people who you can tell have had sex with hundreds of people honestly.

I come from gaygen.
Scruff is a hundred times better than Grindr. I don't sleep around anymore so I use the app to help me get gigs as a go-go dancer

>>38008850
> look up what feabie is
> its a community to become fatter

ffs, no wonder why we have an health epidemic

>>38019121
>Scruff
Sounds like it's for bears. Fucking disgusting. Twinks are the only gays worth anything.

>>38019133
musclegays too fayum

>>38019133
Well meme'd

Totally straight but I want to fuck a twink so badly.

>>38019182
You're gay

>>38019182
so not totally straight huh

>>38019213
Its not gay, twinks aren't men.

>>38019228
thats the worst excuse for being bicurious i've ever heard

>>38019182
Trip on boardie

>>38019236
I just want to ream their ass.
And maybe suck on their cock to see if I like it, but it'd only be gay if I liked it AND it was a masc. cock, if it was a fem. cock I'd totally suck it because it wouldn't be gay. Stop projecting your faggotry onto normal people freak.

>>38008616
This reaction always makes me laugh, and it's always gay people and women who say it. Like they know that all gay people are self loathing so they assume that people who don't like gays are actually gay.

>>38019257
you're projecting your own faggotry. who says it's so abnormal to be attracted to cute boys anyways? and what is this retarded hetero-logic that if it's feminine the fact that is has a penis doesn't matter. it's a penis. it's an ass attatched to a penis. stick to biological females if you are soooooooo normal

>>38019293
>stick to biological females if you are soooooooo normal
But I get huge non-gay urges for boys asses. What am I supposed to do about that faggot?

>>38019315
fug bussy

>>38019339
But what if I only fug in committed relationships and want to marry a woman?
Do I just date a guy for a long time fug his bussy and then dump him?
You're one mean faggot, I'll tell you that.

>>38017573
it isnt, some dumb fags just want it for some reason

>>38016520
why?

>>38018755
>denying this hard

>>38018789
females are literally worthless

>>38019039
:(

>>38019078
this

>>38019182
so str8 of you

>>38019257
>responding to bait this bad

>>38019315
why the fuck do you feel the urge to be this autistic

>>38019350
why dont you just kill yourself, fucking autist

>>38007966
Every time I've posted on craigslist to have my tight virgin asshole fucked tons of guys respond. So far no one has been willing to fuck me after seeing my face. Turns out there are way more fat bearded gay men then tightly clothed twinks.

>>38019653
Pics?

>is it easy to get laid if everyone is a man with a male libido

yes

>>38008056
Lel anon, I'll cuddle you.

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>>38008001

Bi man here.
Can confirm that all homosexual men are incapable of long-term commitment and will always want sex and hookups more than love and romance.

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>>38009056
source? (pic)

OP, a lot of people ask why gay guys are so "promiscuous" and why things like AIDS pass through the gay community so quickly.

THEY ARE GUYS. THEY ACT JUST LIKE STRAIGHT GUYS DO. GUYS THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME. IF THE GUY THINKS SEX ALL THE TIME, AND THE OTHER GUYS THINK THAT, OF COURSE THEY WILL HAVE TONS OF SEX

The difference is that with women, you have to put in a ton of effort to get them. Think about if girls came to you and hit on you and how much sex you would have? That's what gay guys are like

>>38019829

Yep. They act like I'm a weirdo for wanting to go out on a date. Maybe I want someone to give a shit about me and not just blow me and bail. I don't want to be your secret fuckbuddy whenever your wife is at work.

>>38009423
I couldn't play this game for more than an hour. It's too boring for a Rockstar game.

>>38020057
R* didn't make it, they published it, and yeah, its repetitive as fuck.

>>38007985
>>38008001
Again: Guys want to have sex all the time. If you went to a regular club and girls came to you and hit on you, imagine how quickly you'd have sex. That's what gay clubs are like, if the girls came to you