They got johnny /fit/! THEY GOT JOHNNY

>retooled for modern audiences

Christ I don't want to know what that means.

did you just forget what they did to powerpuff girls?

Johnny was always /fit/ you fucking autist

>Retooled for modern audiences

>Inb4 HURRRR ALL MODERN YOUTHS ARE LEFTISTS PLEASE WATCH MY PROGRESSIVE SHOW

This shit will be anachronistic before it airs

>>38001783
Johnny "Trigger the Lunk" Bravo

>>38001774
JB was the original /fit/bro

Also this seems like a totally unnecessary reboot and I don't want it to happen. The samurai jack one looks awesome because it kind of grew up with its audience, but the powerpuff girls one was apparently a total train wreck, and I feel like that's what is going to happen to johnny bravo.

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>Johnny is an overweight gay muslim who is in denial about his sexuality
>He tries to hit on women to prove himself
>The show is about coming out and acceptance of your sexual beliefs

You guys hyped yet?

>>38001774
>modern audiences
Uh-oh.
I hope they don't slim him down.

>>38001774

>retooled for modern audiences

how much you guys wanna bet he's gonna be fucking australian

>>38001774
This shit is fake dumbasses

There is no way to retool this show for 2016 without completely gutting his sex drive.

>>38001796
>>38001793
They're probably just going to have him overreact to typically non-fit stuff and make him the punchline of everything by "fit shaming" him. I can see this reboot trying to sneakily be pro-HAES

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From roided to dyel I bet.

>>38001847
It doesn't even matter, do that all they want. Some HAES bitch doesn't matter to me. Bring it on!

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you think that's bad?
did you forget about the DOUG reboot that turned Mr. Dink into an open homosexual?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

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>>38001819
mfw this will be proven correct

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>>38001774

https://cynicnomore.com/2016/04/13/cartoon-network-to-reboot-johnny-bravo-in-2017/

This is cancer. This is gender studies graduates trying to justify their major. We need to ignore this. This needs to die and the only way it will is if as few people as possible give it attention.

>>38001774
>>retooled for modern audiences

F

I'm glad I grew up when Johnny Bravo was good, not this rehashed feminist cuck bullshit

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>>38002591
>The pilot episode will start with an apology to the audience from Van Partible, the original creator of Johnny Bravo. The rest of the episode will be Suzy explaining to Johnny why his approach to women is wrong.

all is lost

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>>38002666
Even the devil is disgusted by it

>>38001819
source of pic?

christ he's going to be a fatty isn't he?

>>38002666
>The new creative team is headlined by Andromeda Antony, a woman with a bachelor’s degree in woman’s studies, a master’s degree in gender studies, and a doctorate in woman’s gender studies.
>We did not reach out to her for comment. She called us up. We still don’t know how she got our number.
It's a joke, dumbass

>>38002591
>>38002666
You do realize this is satire, right?

No johnny no

>>38001774
>Being retooled for modern audiences.

No thanks.

>>38001788
Sadly it was the same creator too

>>38001774
So the viewer will get to watch him inject his glutes in his moms bathroom?

>>38001783
Adventures of Joanna Bravo, the black body positive feminist arts student.

every episode is going to be him going after fit chicks and then ending up with fat chicks instead so the HAES crowd can go, "US BIGGUNS GIT FIT MEN 2"|

>>38001819
Here did you get that pic friendo?

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Oh fuck off
Johnny bravo is perfect the way it is
>He is fit
>Good hair
>Still gets rejected a shitton
>Never succeeds

He is the hero we need, a cartoon version of what its like to be a fit guy hunting for pussy in real life
Why ruin it?

>retooled for modern audiences

Now that's scary.

>inb4 hes black or has a black friend that gets a bunch of white girls

>>38001774
jesus christ theyre gonna make him look fucking DYEL arent they?

>>38001788
What did they do?

>>38004793
Bump for answer

This is a masterpiece of satire.

>>38001774
>retooled for modern audiences

Calling it now, it's gonna be shit like teen titans go

>>38001791
OP didn't mean "They made Johnny fit!"

He mean't that "The SJW's have Johnny"


OP should of been more clear but you're still a retard.

>>38001774
For fuck's sake you dipshits, it's not real. They're not rebooting Johnny Bravo

>>38004843
Gave them emojis for eyes and turned them into high pitched cunts

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>>38006418
Yeah they kinda ruined the show by adding cringey normie memes like "I litterally can't even!" "Oh, she LITTERALLY can't even!!!" and stuff like making the PPG twerk ayy lamo. Stopped watching after a couple episodes. I don't know if it got better. But I doubt it did.

>>38001819
>Muslim
>gay
Pick one and only one anon.

Johnny "latsbrah when he discovers hair gel and sunglasses" Bravo

What is satire

>IT'S A JOHNNY SETS OFF THE LUNK ALARM AND GETS BUSTED BY SURPRISE GUEST MELISSA MCCARTHY EPISODE

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johnny will be a woman

screencap this

>>38006945
All arabs are half-fags though.

>>38006974

+ plastic surgery

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>>38006945

>he fell for the Islam is not degenerate meme

>Suzy goes from being a qt that likes Johnny and wants him to better himself and fix his personality flaws to an SJW that hates Johnny for being mysoginstic
>Carl goes from being a really dorky friend to being gay and in love with Johnny
>Johnny is incredibly insecure and cries every time he is rejected
>introduction of lesbian black couple that are both physically and emotionally stronger than Johnny
>Johnny gets cucked at the gym every episode by Tyrone the trainer

>>38006945
Hi Johnny

>The new creative team is headlined by Andromeda Antony, a woman with a bachelor’s degree in woman’s studies, a master’s degree in gender studies, and a doctorate in woman’s gender studies.

>We did not reach out to her for comment. She called us up. We still don’t know how she got our number.

I'm dying /fit/

>>38001774
Is Johnny natty?

>>38009918
holy smoke source?

>>38009918

What a shithole.

>>38006945
Nothing is impossible in a magical world of SJWs media

>>38006418
>>38006478
Pretty sure they did this to the Teen Titans reboot too, shit's sad

>>38006945
kek, yeah right, is that what you wisper in your bacha bazi's ear?