Gym Bully Thread? Gym Bully Thread!

Bait/10 or nigger

>>38001756
lol beta numale detected

Not really a bully but I accidentally got this guy banned from the gym.

>be me
>doing Madcow 5x5 at gym
>walking to free weights area and see this fat asian on the treadmill
>going at like 2.5 mph sucking wind like there's no tomorrow
>want to encourage him
>start to press up on the speed and incline
>he looks at me and says "n-no, stop...please"
>I say "use your words chubs. Please what?"
>he can't even get it out, he's breathing so hard
>at 9.0 mph he literally busts ass and falls off the back of the treadmill
>a couple of PTs walk over and ask what happened
>I say he was trying to impress those girls by running fast and I pointed to a couple of qt cardio bunnies
>he literally can't even get any words out he's breathing so hard can only say "h-he..." pointing at me
>I say I came over to try and help him
>PTs make him go to the office and kicked him out of the gym and made him cancel his membership
>also had to pay $250 for "damaging the the equipment" from his fall

>>38001735
>roid rage

babys first cycle the thread

>>38001756
>>38001828
Big P's gonna have fun with this one.

>>38001818
how much effort did u put into making this up

>>38001911
You're next on the fun list cupcake.

>>38001988
>>38001818
>>38001735
ITT: Power fantasies of 5'4" beta males.

>>38001735
I only did this once. There's this guy at my gym, he's jacked as fuck, but he's a giant douche. He often tries to chat girls up between sets. After his bench set he approached a pair of girls who appeared to be new and I think he offered to show them around or something. Anyway, they went somewhere upstairs. While he was gone I moved one of the 20kg plates on his bar to the other side. When they came back he didn't notice and ended up dropping the bar in front of the girls. They didn't find it as funny as I did.

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>>38001735
>walking to gym
>accidentally step in dog shit
>walk into gym
>wipe it all over asian dyel in tank top
>he's like "WHAT FUCK? WHAT MATTER WIF YOU??"
>put hands on hips, turn my head sideways and in my Steve urkel voice I shout out "uh oh, did I do that?"
>psyche him out like I'm about to punch him
>he flinches super hard
>smile and walk away

>>38002156
So he took those girls upstairs and you watched from afar? Cuck.

whats wrong with you guys why are you announcing how autistic you all are.
>>38001735
>>38001818
>>38002158

This shit again

i want to get bullied by a qt jock in the showers and then go home and sleep with my head on his tummers desu senpai

>>38001735

Lmao that is so funny man. Not even joking that is alpha as fuark brah. Sick kunt sick kunt mirin merlin u mad

>>38001735
Why the fuck did you post this in fit... you arnt a gym bully.... littarly nothing to do with the gym you retard.

>>38001735
>>38001818
>>38002158
Shit that never happened.

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>>38002158
LOL!

>>38002192
You're one of those guys, aren't you?

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>>38001735
you posted this in another thread already and we called you a nigger. why are you self posting it now you nigger

>>38002220
SUMMER
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>>38001735
Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my weights on the bar and dumbbells on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even rerack them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels rerack my weights like the cockroaches they are.

>>38002250
>littarly

Summer pisses me off at my gym. Every year we get a bunch of wiener kids going around and pretty much just occupying valuable workout space..

So two days ago I see this little shit wearing some idiot bandana and workout gloves and it instantly makes me cringe so I followed him around and waited for him to use a machine. the second he decided on one I walk up to him and say "get off, I'm on this"... he gets off quickly and I follow him around to two more machines and say the same thing before he finally gets the messgae and leaves. After he grabbed his shit from the locker room I saw him walking out the front wiping tears away from his face lmao. What a pussy. I'm just glad I was able to teach him a valuable lesson

>>38002449
Gotta keep these betas broke. Beta wake up one day with some confidence they subject to go crazy.

I regularly use equipment people think they have reserved by leaving a towel there. When they return I tell them I thought it was lost property and assure them I won't be long.

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>>38002390
Nigga that isn't you being alpha, that's you being a cunteroonie
Kys you faggot

>>38002390
are you fucking stupid lmao? they know you're autistic and weak so they rerack them from you because they probably feel bad and think you're physically unable to do it yourself.

>>38002488
I was picking my nose and eating it as I watched this. Felt uncomfortable.

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>>38002488
>>38002496
>mfw I don't get paid to rerack my weights so I don't
>mfw that's why I have cuckboys like you to do it for me

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>>38002390
Bathroom bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my work bathroom. Turns out 99% of my office is beta. What I do is I'll purposefully leave my shit in the toilet and not flush after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even flush them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels flush my shit like the cockroaches they are.

>>38002496
beta virgin loser detected

I'm glad I don't have to deal with people acting like assholes at my gym everyobe there is either friendly or just focused on their workouts we never have any problems like bullying

>>38002606
>>38002574
>32 replies
>16 posters
sad beta samefags

I sometimes "accidentally" drop plates on people's feet if they wear shoes that annoy me (running shoes to lift? Really buddy?). I make sure to only do it to skinnyfat manlets.
I've done it about 4 or 5 times since last september. My victims always act like they've been shot (wtf a 45 lb plate isn't as bad as a bullet) but none of these losers have stepped up to challenge me

>>38001818
what a load of utter shite, never happened

>>38002639
lmao perma virgin confirmed mad. ill leave it to the other anon to prove not samefag.

stay beta, nerd.

>>38002639
Not him but you sound like a fucking millennial beta sexually frustrated chump. Are you mad that you have to pick up my weights for me because I don't rerack them? I'd be mad bro. Lmao don't bother replying to this post I'm leaving. Bye.

>>38002652
Putting the beta manlets in their place. Doing god's work.

>>38002390
yeah no, they just think you're too dumb/retarded to know that you're supposed to do that shit yourself.

>>38002488
>>38002496
>>38002685
lol I bet I could get you to wipe my ass for me too. asian dyel by any chance?

>Walk into gym
>See Jason Blaha doing Ice Cream Fitness
>He's struggling on his last 410 lbs deadlift with his roid rage veins
>As he brings it to his waist, I snatch it from him
>"Nothin' personnel kid."
>He threatens to call his CIA/FBI/GIGN/SWAT/NSA buddies on me
>Asian dyel comes up and asks if I'm done with it
>Blame the damage to the weights on his ass
>Police come and rack him up
>Bench him with an M16
>Break Jason and Azn dyel's backs with stretcher equipment
>????
>Profit

>finishing up triceps
>dyel manlet walks up to me
>"c-can you spot me on b--bench?"
>I agree with alterior motive
>he puts on lmao 1 pl8 and does 7 reps
>force him to do another to preserve gainz
>he can't lift it off his chest
>i purposely put my balls in his mouth while removing bars
>start laughing at him

>>38002652
This actually happened in my gym. Some dude used to do it to a Pajeet almost everyday, the Pajeet sued him and won iirc

>>38002689
nah mate, I'll leave that job to your wranglers.

>>38002743
get a look at this fuckin loser rofl

>want to squat
>go to squattin corner
>there's a ~15 year old fat turbo manlet doing rows inside a squat rack
>with 65lbs (bar and two 10s)
>wearing a stringer and backwards cap
>can see hair on his nipples
>don't bully him
True story

>see a skinnyfat asian kid squatting 135
>thisgonbgud.jpg
>walk up to him in the middle of his set and ask how many sets he has left
>visibly struggling, he grunts out 3
>too many for me
>throw a handful of protein powder from my shaker in his face on his last rep
>crashes down with the bar, no safeties
>he limps out of the gym
>haven't see him since

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>>38001735
>Gym bro is a childhood friend.
>He is really insecure about his gyno
>He is a Jap so call him nipplenese
>Bro is benching
>Can see the outline of his nips through his shirt
>Time for mischief

>Start tickling them till they become hard. Call him a faggot for getting an erection

>Laugh at him as he struggles to lift the weight as all the blood is being pumped into his engorged nipples and penis

>Start sucking on em while laughing at him and calling him a faggot

>Drop a a plate on Pajeet on my way oyt


> Reach home and let my bro fuck me in the ass. All the while calling him a faggot

>Record it and show it to everyone, they now know he is a faggot

>Jokes on him, I am not even gay

LMAO. Who else bullies their gym bro?

>>38002764
Sharp comeback there bud. You just needed to add "your mom" to the end of the sentence and I would have been literally on fire.

>>38002881
LMAO fagit

>>38002881
If I wanted my cum back I'd just go see your mom's lips.

u fukin kunt

>>38001735
>invited into someone's home
>being anything but a respectful guest
you are scum
sage

>>38002881
>>38002900
:0

>>38002935
Who said he was invited?

>>38002897
>>38002900
Fucking hell girls. At least learn how to spell if you're going to try and insult me. Buncha spastics.

>>38002963
He knows how to spell.

Lmao nerd

>>38002963
*gives swirly*

>>38002717
GAAAAAAYYYY
What made you want to put your balls in a dyel's mouth you fucking faggot

>>38002983
Wrangler.
>>38003019
Tard.

See. I was right in the first place.

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>>38003091
LOL. Suck my cock fagit.

>>38002881
LOL GETTING THIS BUTTHURT OVER THE INTERNET. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>38003115
Sure. But only if we cuddle first. Otherwise that shit'd be gay.

>>38002935
rofl beta permavirgin detected.

>>38003138
>le fit is gay meme
You have to go back.

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>>38001818
Fuck off, dummy

>>38003169
Boring. Bye.

>>38003218
Don't let the door hit ya on the way out dyel.

>>38001735
>a year ago
>with gymbro
>he's 5'10" manlet
>he brought his girlfriend to do some cardio
>shes eyefucking me
>all do a little cardio to warm up
>bro starts to head downstairs
>tell him ill be right behind him, just want to run a little more
>girl starts trying to talk to me
>casual conversation
>says she wants me to show her how to use one of the machines
>takes me into bathroom
>sucks my dick and i literally fuck her in the ass
>cum in her mouth
>she goes downstairs and tells my bro shes just not feeling it today and that shes gonna leave
>gives him a big kiss
>theyre still together a year after
>calls me a week ago to tell me he wants me to be his best man
>agree
>fuck his girl again before the wedding. not anal this time. cum in her, no protection.
>got drunk as fuck and basically ruined his wedding
>girl texts me next day asking when she can see me again
>fucking manlets, when will they learn

>>38003276
ROFL MANLETS BTFO

>>38003276
see >>38003172

>>38003487
LMAO MANLET DETECTED.

DOES YOUR GIRL ALSO PREFER ACTUAL MEN TO MANLETS LIKE YOURSELF?

>IMPLYING YOU HAVE A GIRL

HAHAHAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF

>>38001735
>Lol haven't seen him since but I showed my bro and we couldn't stop laughing. Had to leave like right after fucking lmao. Bully masterrace.

so you trashed his bathroom and fucked your bro in there before leaving?
>/fit/

>>38003582
Nah we were just laughing. Nice meme though summerfriend.

>>38003649
you fucked after laughing? did you use the tears from your laughter as lube?

>girl squatting 65 in the rack
>you can clearly see her thong through her yoga pants as she hits depth
>ask her how much sets she has left
>she looks up from her phone and tells me "ha, as if.."
>she gets ready for her next set
>on the third rep i grab on her blue thong and row her
>throw her like a towel on the leg press behind me
>remove the baby weight and set up the bar too high for her to reach
>tell her its all yours after she gets up

>>38003683
Let's work on reading comprehension this week. Okay son?

>>38003779
>Lol haven't seen him since but I showed my bro and we couldn't stop laughing. Had to leave like right after fucking lmao. Bully masterrace.

>Had to leave like right after fucking lmao.

My reading comprehension is just fine.

>>38001735
please stop posting this pajeet

>>38003801
>fucking lmao
Let's work on Google/urban dictionary this week little guy? Okay little man? Goo goo gah gah? Baby want bottle? *jingles keys in front of dyel baby* Baby bitch want bottle?

Kek bitch.

>>38003841
No, he's right. You fucked your friend while covered in shit.

>>38003801
LMAO YOU FUCKING VIRGIN KILL YOURSELF

>>38001735
>Be doing leg press setting up for squats
>see curly bro in squat rack
>ask him if he can even do 1pl8 leg press
>challenge accepted
>on his decline add 4pl8 to one side
>he's stuck
>Load up squat bar
>squat over him with my nuts in his face
>Lol when he's still there to this day

>>38002717
>alterior
Try reading a book instead of regurgitating words you hear grown ups say, stupid idiot.

>>38004054
Dyel manlet detected. Angry one too.

>>38004054
PERMAVIRGIN DETECTED. WHY SO MAD NERD?

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>>38003841

lol you are so mad right now mfw

>>38001735
Extreme kek. But did you get away with it?

>>38001735
>Do something alone
>Leave before getting caught

Beta faggots everyone

>>38002390
>how to spot a summerfag: the pasta

laughingcheetah.jpg

>>38004750
He has a point. What's the point of trashing something if you don't get to see the persons reaction? To let them know YOU did it and they can't do a damn thing about it.

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>>38001735
I have never gotten bullied in the gym but here's what I do for fun:
>all of my cum goes into a shower gel container
>whenever it's halfway full I bring the bottle to the gym
>pick that one shower that is visible through the reflection on the wall in a mirror on the opposite wall if you get the angle right
>leave bottle behind after showering
>take my time in the locker
>wait until the inevitable "I lost my bottle" moment happens

literally hilarious. sometimes they don't even notice, one even took the container out of the shower and bagged it.

>>38003779
There should be a comma before fucking you dumb asshole

>>38003841
>getting this mad about the grammar in a sentence within a story that never happened

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>some manlet is benching 145lb
>I walk over and slide on a 45lb on one side as he's benching
>collapses the weight on his neck
>some phaggot saves him from death

>>38003276

That's bullshit, but I believe it.

These are literally the shittiest greens Ive seen in a long time. Is everyone still in high school here holy fuck.

>>38002390
dude probably ur just retarded and no one gives a shit

>>38005564
laughingcheetah.jpg

>>38005181
You should at least make it believable.

If you slide a 45 on one side, it's just going to tilt to YOUR side when he lets the bar slide to the right. Great way to get your foot crushed, fag.

Slide a 45 off if you want to bully people

>>38005647
You. I like you.

>>38002935

If a human invites a vampire in, that's there mistake

>>38001735
>I showed my bro and we couldn't stop laughing. Had to leave like right after fucking

Son...

>>38002237
faggoo

>>38003172
>>38001911
>>38002054
>>38002220
>>38002258

Summerfags detected. This pasta isn't even that fucking old

Get the fuck out you bunch of sensitive babbies. Lurk more faggots

>>38002879
kek