How much do I need to lift to get a gf like this?

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>>37998617
>baby seat in the back

>>37998623
sibling maybe?

>>37998617
more

>>37998623
>>37998631
Yeah, or she's a babysitter. Don't be so autistic.

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>tfw no qt pixie gf

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>short hair

>>37998653
Short hair doesn't clog up the damn shower drain. Short hair FTW.

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>Be me
>24
>enjoying day of playin vidya
>just woke up from a nap
>Time for dinner
>Mom calls me upstairs
>Walk upstairs
>She made spaghetti
>I love spaghetti
>Eat, it's pretty good
>Notice something
>red bell peppers and onions in the sauce
>Get mad, throw plate on ground
>Go to room and cry to an hour
>Keep playing vidya

How do I get over my irrational dislike of vegetables? I don't think girls like guy's who are picky eaters...

>>37998617

It's a trap!

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tom boy women = highest test

>>37998790
nu-male detected

>>37998813
Cuck.

>>37998790
*tip*

M'dyke.

>>37998775
>saying that as if it's a bad thing
You can fuck right off, cuck.

>>37998790
Nothing gives me a rape boner like a chick who gives off a major dyke vibe but has a body built to deep dick raw.
Like balls deep hitting too deep and keeping going because her sounds and the look of slight pain. intense pleasure and total submission on that dykes face is like a rare treasure kind of fucking.

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>>37999006

>>37998617
3xF social skills

>>37998617
HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME xf daily

>>37999027
HNNNNNG

>>37999043
Fucking retard

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How much do you guys reckon I need to lift to pull a HIGH TEST GODDESS?

>>37999077
DAMN

1.5 her weight in every lift.
Fucking a thick girl who has even the tiniest bit of self consciousness about her weight against a wall = instant multiple orgasms and head on demand.

>>37998813
>>37998929
Nothing better than two miserable bitches throwing newfag terms at each other

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>>37999006
> tfw my ex was like that
> dykey skrillex haircut but with a big ol' squat booty and perky tits
> tfw she'd get off on being submissive while parroting feminist buzzwords outside the bedroom
> tfw no amount of deadlifting will make me stop having sex dreams about her

>>37999143
>1.5× her weight in front raises
why are my shoulders so weak?

>>37998764

I really hope this is a shit joke

>>38000565
It's shitty r9k satire. You can recognize them easily by the poster pretending to be living with his mom and acting like an autist.

>>37998617
Anon that's a boy, I got this from a trap thread a few weeks back.

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>I like tomboys because feminine women intimidate me and it's like having a boyfriend you can have sex with

>>37998790
high test in their blood stream you mean

>>37998623
this man is a fucking sniper. well spotted

>>37999077
More than you'll ever be able to do.

>>37998647
I like short haired chicks but this one is gross

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[spoiler]im gay[/spoiler]

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>>38001044
low test as fuck

>>38001044
All the men in the world are happy you're gay so you don't up with them

>>38001044
Nice gyno

>>37998617
gOD i LOVE SHORT HAIRED GIRLS.

>>37998764
Grow up fuark

>>37998623
Well spotted.

>>37998790
wheres her nudes at then

>>37998764
Fucking top kek

But not srs right?

>>37998623
SNIPER
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>>38001044
nice gyno fag

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>>37998617
>lifting for real girls

>>37998764
>Mom calls me upstairs
lel

~50 posts and nobody said tree fiddy

>'bout tree fiddy

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>>37998617
>>37998647

>>38004491
>/thread/

>>37998764
tell your mom you want her to put vegetables in every meal she cooks for you. just choke it down. pretty quickly you'll get over your revulsion. and then you'll start to enjoy it

>>38005095
>just choke it down. pretty quickly you'll get over your revulsion. and then you'll start to enjoy it
This advice works for sucking cock too, just fyi

>>38001044
>Implying the fact that you love the taste of pussy doesn't mean I won't love to taste yours
>Implying your sexuality prevents that tight pussy from loving every inch of this fat dick
>Implying I won't lick every vulnerable inch of your dykey little frame and brutally go to town on you while you almost beg for mercy.
>Implying I won't have you in tight tiny dress and parade you around like Daddy's perfect little fucktoy.

Now post nudes of your tits your ass and your cunt. I want to know what I'll be eating and what I'll be destroying with my dick.

>>37999143
So if she's tall like I like them and thick af, I gotta lat raise near 2pl8? Ffffffuaaaarrrrk, delts like that and I imagine I'd be horizontally challenged when faced with the patriarchy's narrow shitlord doors and hallways. Shit, I couldn't even get down to the basement.

>>38005275
?? Not her but damn thats a weird post.

>>38001044
Christ alive, Emma Watson got jacked.

>>37998623
Kek Op btfo

Enjoy saying "my wife's son"

>>38005478
In what way?
I want to deep dick that little future bisexual bowlegged and I want her as my fuck slut.

How hard is that to understand.

>>37998617
>gf
*bf

>>37998617
>gf


anon I...

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>>38005275

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>>37998764
>>38005275
Haha Jesus christ, this thread

>>38005275
Going to save this for i see trappy

>>37998617
If you're a woman then you're in luck.

>>38005536
it isnt hard to understand. Its a pretty reasonable post and I agree with everything in it.

>>38005275
Is this pasta?

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>>38005275
wat

>>38001044
You have the perfect female body desu

>>38005817
It is now

fukken saved

>>38004248
Fuck you.

>>38005275
this post really confused me because i thought >>38001044 was a mtf tranny or just a fag

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>>38005275
wow

>>37998647
>tfw she looks like my sister from the neck up

uh

>>37998945
That's the funniest tip meme I've seen yet!

>>37998647
>freckles

absolutely disgusting

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>>38001044
>im gay
thats what they always say

>>38007261
kys

>>38007313
u mad, frecklescuck?

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>>37998647
> ywn

>>38007324
nah, just means more for me

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>>38000946
Nigger you're retarded but you have a point.

>>38001044
nice gyno faggot

>>37998790
gay grill here... we gonna get to see them tittys or naw?

>>38001044
dude just do some push up those things will go away in no time.

>>38001044
Gyno claims another victim.