How do I EuroChad mode?

>>37996663
Holy fucking shit stop posting these threads please, saged.

>>37996663
Have good genetics, lift for a year, have low bodyfat

>>37996663
Be born in superior EU country.

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Why arent you taking pictures shirtless of you and your bro?

Push a truck through a crowd superset with shooting kids on an island for kills, aim for 40+ in both exercises to get that nice balance between muscle growth and fat burning to stay lean

>>37996663
suppose you lurk /fit/ and suppose you are gay, but i repeat myself.

>>37997789
/thread

He's wearing California shorts.

>>37996663
>Euro

>>37996663
These are the most american guys Ive ever seen

>>37996663
Masturbate while Ahmed and Obongo fuck your wife

>he's a Yank

how does it feel being laughing stock of the world

>>37996663
Be 6'+ and do steroids
>Bonus like other men

>>38000170
You mean a steward of freedom and democracy? It feels so God damn good you'd jump off of your mud hut if you knew what you were missing.

>>38000187
>steward of freedom
>ongoing protests because your police force is trigger happy
>be '''free'''
>get shot

sounds very free to me

>>37996663
suck cock x F

>>38000213
>be a nigger
>attack cops/resist arrest/etc
>get put down like the animal you are
I see no problem here.

>>38000262
LAND OF THE FREEEEE
HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAVE

>>37996663
Ask for an extra semen ration at the food line every morning.

>>38000266
kek, eurofags full on mad

at least USA isn't getting summarily raped daily by the long cock of Islam

seriously you guys used to be pretty based and now you're the world's trash can for brown people. what happened

>>37996663
Have you tried maybe dieting, lifting, and cardio? I would start with these anon :^)

>>38000329
All of the west is a mess desu senpai.

>>38000329

Cocks and islam, like that gaybar shootout?

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>>38000329
>9/11
>gay bar shoot up
>60% white country
>resorts to talking about islamic terrorism when their own police account for more murders than terrorism

top kek, classic yank

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>>38000419
>inviting millions of grown men muslims into europe
>paris bombed
>hundreds of women raped on NYE in germany
>40+ people ran over and killed in nice
>kek sucks to be amerifat xd lmao :^)

>>38000329
You're getting raped by the cock of Zionism instead, which most definitely is worse.

>>38000621
>cows kill more Americans than terrorists
>falls for fear mongering

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>>38000621

>>38000621
>implying I'm from Europe

top kek Yank you've been well and truly bantered

>>38000623
>being such a connoisseur of cock you have a preference of cock-type