Tinder Bio

You know, I could give you the old lickeroo

>>37995058
Post body

Zup my name is chad
Pro Milf hunter
I party and eat pizza
If your Lucky u can feel my abs ;)

Plz srs bio, no bully

>>37995058
Say you're a big guy.

>>37995058
Chad doesn't have a profile just his name and age

Height if you're over 6 foot
Dog if you have one
Something about memes

>>37995058

Don't bother writing a bio. Post your best pictures of yourself. Pay for a 12 month subscription. Right swipe until you've ran out of every person within range. Only look at a profile AFTER you've matched.

Women have been proven to be more picky than men on Tinder and several other dating apps. 39% of messages sent on dating apps are single messages that never get a response.

Only about 1 in 5 conversations results in a person giving their match a contact number. It's essentially just a game, so you might as well play it as efficiently as possible.

>>37995058
Something retarded that normie girls eat up

'Dogs are life'
'One love'
'White pussy was made for black dick'

if it aint white it aint right

It really doesn't matter that much.

What matters is how attractive you are for the most part.

Just post good photos of yourself and keep at it. It's a numbers game

>>37995230
"Women's rights"

i switch between “i got small meat and nut fast“ and “i eat ass“

LOOK, LET'S FUCKING CUT THE FUCKING BULLSHIT. I'M A 5% GUY LOOKING FOR A 5% GAL THAT WILL GIVE ME 100% OF HER LOVE. I LIVE FAST, EAT BIG, DRIVE EXPENSIVE CARS AND DON'T TYPE IN LOWERCASE. I WORKOUT 7 DAYS A FUCKING WEEK AND DO WHATEVER IT FUCKING TAKES TO BE THE BEST MOTHER FUCKER I CAN BE. I NEED A HARDCORE CHICK THAT'S READY TO FUCK LIFE UP AND GET SOME MONEY LOL

Interests:
LIFTING WEIGHTS IS MY LIFE AND I WILL FUCKING DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BE THE 5% OF MOTHERFUCKERS THAT CAN LIFT BIG WEIGHTS. I WANT A CHICK THAT CAN SPOT ME WHEN I LIFT FAKE PLATES FOR PHOTOSHOOTS AND HELP ME PERFECT MY OPEN MOUTH SCREAM POSE. I FUCKING LOVE FOOD AND PITBULLS AND I'LL GET MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE 5% PITBULLS AND MORE FOOD. ICE CREAM IS THE SHIT

Message me if:
FUCKING MESSAGE ME IF YOU'RE READY TO TAKE YOUR LIFE TO A PLACE WHERE ONLY 5% FREAKS LIVE. A LIFE FILLED WITH FAST CARS, LOTS OF MONEY, PROTEIN, TANNING OIL AND VARIOUS ASSORTMENTS OF HAIR AND GENITAL TRIMMING TOOLS. GET READY TO HERE "RIGHT BABE" WHEN YOU MAKE ME SMILE THEN LATER WE CAN DRIVE 200MPH WHILE YOU SUCK MY DICK! LOL JK BUT SERIOUSLY I LOVE PROTEIN SHAKER CUPS

First Date:
FIRST DATE WE'RE GONNA MAKE A FUCKING 5% YOUTUBE VLOG VIDEO WITH THIS FUCKING BLACK GUY I KNOW. FUCKING BLACK GENETICS GOD DAMMIT, RIGHT BABE? AFTER THAT WE CAN FUCKING ORDER SOME FUCKING CHICK FIL A AND FUCKING FILM MY MERCEDES IN THE PARKING LOT. TATTOOS ARE GREAT FOR FIRST DATES AND WE CAN GET MATCHING TATTOOS AND I'LL PROPOSE TO YOU WITH A 5% WATER JUG AND WE CAN DO DONUTS IN THE PARKING LOT TO PISS OF SMALL CATS IN THE ALLEYS AND OLD PEOPLE LMAO RIGHT BABE.

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>>37995058

Pick 4-5 random lines from pic related.

Done.

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>dating apps

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>>37995302
>ICE CREAM IS THE SHIT

my favourite is this

>6'3". that's height and length

Alright, listen here, I'm going to tell you how to have an amazing tinder profile.

1 - you need a pic of you NOT looking at the camera. Girls DO NOT like pictures of you looking straight in the camera. Men tend to be overpowering with their stares, you want to be more gentle.Take one with you looking off to the side or to the bottom corner or something. Lighting is also super important. Your other pics (in order of importance) need to include you doing some hobby, with some animal, with some group (preferably 1-2 girls clearly platonically, girls don't like competition) or being funny. Girls just need 1-2 pics of you looking good and then they need to know you aren't a creep who browses Malaysian sock puppet forums. Those thousands of selfies with your shirt off? Scrap that. You have to make this shit look candid.

2 - your bio needs to be short and sweet. Don't do this "likes: x y z, looking for a b c". No one gives a shit. Girls like to be trendy and basic. You need something like "Traveller, dog lover, pizza connoisseur. Let's trade Ted Cruz memes."

3 - if you start a conversation, don't be boring. A guaranteed response is some song lyrics. "I chime in with a..." or something catchy that is popular and everyone knows. Girls love pop shit.

4 - right swipe everyone. You always have the option to unmatch if you get a whale (after manning the harpoons of course)

Follow this and you'll get 40 matches a day easy. Don't do that tinder pro thing, that's retarded. Don't look like a creep, be short and sweet, right swipe everyone, come up with a clever way to make girls respond. DO NOT just send "hey".

i could lick you or whatever

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>>37995333
>shitimbald

every fucking time

>>37995523
>4 - right swipe everyone. You always have the option to unmatch if you get a whale (after manning the harpoons of course)

Tinder makes note of that and it changes your potential matches

>>37995523
So much fucking effort, just hire a damn hooker it's a lot easier and you'd probably get way hotter women.

>>37995568
*Minor adjustment

Just don't swipe on anything below a 5.

>>37995333
always this:
>>37995556
fuark

holy hell

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I always like to mention how I am 6 foot and 4 inches (two separate measurements)

"Nobody reads this shit. Prove me wrong"

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"Just handsome enough to be within your league, just ugly enough to have developed a sense of humor"

single father of three beautiful step children
5'7

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>>37995965
thats actually pretty funny

t-thanks

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Guys. Tonight I escaped wizardry.

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>>37995333
>>37995556

fucking shitimbald causing my sides to obliterate again, goddamnit

>>37996359
Gj anon. We're all gonna make it

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>>37995058

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Roses R red
My finger is brown
I just put my finger
In my bum bum

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I can't get any matches. What do?

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>tfw three girlfriends

Shit guys I'm nervous. How to juggle?

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>tfw you realize you're too ugly for Tinder

>>37995333
Topkek Everytyme

>>37995333
I know this is an old pic but just so you know, almost every online dating site/app shows you people based on an internal "score". That means if you're ugly, you're likely only going to see other ugly people.

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r8 my profile /fit/

Do you guys swipe yes to everyone or only to people you want?

>>37995058
>matched with a physical trainer at the gym I used to go to
>she gave me her number within like 30 seconds
>now she's giving me the runaround this whole week
shit is stressful. I need to learn to care less.

>>37996741
cool name, nice forearms too broski

>>37996760
I swipe left on fatties and retards that use that cartoon dog photo filter shittery.

>>37996741
u need a pic showing ur teeth

>>37995523
WRONG
1. One pic with shirt off
Gets those sluts messaging you for one thing and one thing only
2. Make an original joke in your bio
3. Watch them roll in ... And then out of your bed in the morning

>>37996741
seems fine but I would make pic 2 or pic 3 your main picture

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>>37996543
>kek

>>37995965
Actually heaps good. Nice job guy

>>37995230
>'Dogs are life'
>'One love'
>'White pussy was made for black dick'
fuck. not OP but this is the shit that ruins people for me.
>see girl i'm into's profile on social media
>its full of stupid normie shit
>into the trash

>actually balk up courage to ask a girl out
>go to dinner
>entire time just inane verbal garbage
>i say something either over her understanding by mistake or offensive to her modern, brainwashed "worldview"
>acts like i'm from another planet

EVERY GODDAMN TIME. Grills think i'm cute til they get to know me and i hate everyone, especially me.

>>37996741
I would get rid of your 1st picture

>tfw have a tinder
>not really looking to hook up or date
>just like the ego boosts when attractive girls like and super like me
Honestly it's just for my own self esteem issues for never having been accepted in the past and it is nice to chat here and there.

My advice for those who want to actually meet with someone they match with is to not wait too long to ask for a number and/or set up a meet up. Most of these chicks, even the super interested ones, would stop talking to me completely after 2-3 days. So act fast

>>37996741
I would just get all new pictures the pictures you have make you look autistic.

1 is good except you look like you have an underbite.
2. Is the most awkward pose/way to flex
3 your eyes look to dopey
4 is fine
5 you look like a rapist 5 beers deep. Show your teeth when smiling

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>>37996900
>this is why ill never post pics of myself on this website

>>37995302
fucking lost it at "AND DON'T TYPE IN LOWERCASE"

>go on reddit's tinder sub
>top post is about a guy who matched with a girl who posts on reddit's hotwife board who's tinder profile pic is her reddit username
>history is full of pictures and videos of her, as a 20 year old married girl, doing ass to mouth and fucking random guys all over the place
>all the guys on the sub are telling OP (the guy who matched her) how lucky he is and to fuck the shit outta her

that place is fucking sad. i swear to fucking christ, i have never seen anything sadder than this in along time

>>37997274
>implying the girl you match with and go out with hasn't sucked 36 dicks

>>37997274
>going to tinder for chaste quality women

>>37997304
>>37997309
yes because seeing that a girl has a cuckold husband and seeing pictures and videos of her doing filthy acts with dozens of different men (besides her cuckold husband) is the same as just getting with a girl out of the blue, not having to have footage of her previous (and current) sexual exploits in your mind

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>>37995143
For you

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I don't use tinder cause of gf, I've gotten quite a few matches even though I literally have all my pictures from 2 different beach trips..

>>37995213
but why pay? I didn't even know tinder was charging now.

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>>37997339
holy shit you look like a massive fucking faggot

>>37997425
kek this

>>37997425
Well it works

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>>37997274
>people actually defending that behavior in the thread

Human sentience was a mistake

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>>37997459
>i dont use tinder cause of gf
>posts pics of his tinder
>claims it works

??????????????

>>37997488
I don't respond I only swipe

>tfw having conversation and she keeps demanding I tell her what I do

Am I the only one rustled by this

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>always considered myself to be ugly
>create tinder account
>only like girls that I consider to be good and no desperate swipes
>get tons of matches actually
I don't know this feel. Am I not that ugly after all?

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Amidoinitrite

>>37995302
Gave me a good chuckle, thanks anon.

>>37997528

If you get any matches at all, you are in the top 20%. If you get tons of matches, you're in the top 2%.

>>37997578
I kinda doubt that but it still makes me feel good. I only posted a picture of my face, nothing else.

being black on Tinder is a meme
especially if you're still in college

>>37997600
What does that even mean?

>>37997532
You kept that poor woman up for no reason. How rude :/

>tfw over 1k matches
>many of which initiate the conversation
I'm almost positive it's because I mention I'm a medical student in the bio. Might have to do a social experiment

>>37997615
1k matches? There aren't even nearly that many girls in my area on tinder. Maybe like 200 in total.

>>37997605
if I said that I struggled on Tinder as a black guy, people would be quick to say every white woman wants to have African-American seed or whatever

of course, that's exaggerated but i think some people on this site actually believe white women are more attracted to black people than they actually are just due to the rise of super-liberal culture

>inb4 I'm ugly

I had 1.4k matches in 1.5 years is that good?

>>37997636
That all depends in your area. If you live in a crowded city like NYC that's probably nothing special.

>>37997632
Most people are attracted to the same race as them. If you can't match with black women then you are ugly or your profile sucks

>>37997630
It really helps to live near a college town

>>37997641
Toronto. I don't do desperate swipes so I guess it's alright

>>37997613
She's fat as fuck

tinder has worked out quite well for me, here's some random tips for you anons

don't take it too seriously, it's a stupid hookup app, you should try get a bit of banter in before you go in for the kill (number or setting up a date)

if you don't know what to say when you first talk to a match, bring up some interesting point in their bio, but try to spice up the conversation a bit. Chances are they've already had a million guys say the same shit

"oh you went to University of ___ what did you study?"

could instead be

"I knew all the hot chicks were at University of ____" or something stupid like that.

just banter from there, even if it was a shitty example if you dont understand what i mean you might have autism.

also, snapchat generally goes down well if you're a normie.

alot of the times i've added someone on snapchat, i've had a really interesting/cool story of me doing something that day. this isn't intentional, but once the girl sees you're a normie with a life, it'll probably speed things up instead of trying to banter over nothing.

final tip is don't fuck with any girl looking for anything more than a hookup, you've been warned.

sorry for the sloppy writing im a few beers down

>>37997655
There's a very limited amount of black women in my area. It's honestly a 20-1 ratio. And that 1 might not be attractive. My profile also wasn't that good. I'll have better pics when I redownload in a week and a half

Is moments feature no longer available on tinder? Scored so much v using it damn

>>37997684
I fucking know! Moments was the shit

>>37997703
I'd just upload le swole mirror selfies and enjoyed all the d hungry qts throw themselves at me, those were the days. Why the fuck did they have to remove it

>>37997532
Well, she is tall herself and had no problem to state her weight. No butthurt reaction to your question. Pretty cool. So her asking how tall you are was reasonable. With high heels she's probably 190 cm.

I guess you are a manlet or else you would have replied. I see no problem in just telling her that you are shorter after she was cool about your question. Maybe she is still cool with it, maybe she'll end the conversation. But I'm pretty sure she would have been still respectful. She even gave you another chance by writing 'That's not polite...'

You look like an idiot here.

>>37997722
But /fit/ told me girls don't like muscles.

>>37997744
9cm high heels?

>>37995302
i love you

>>37997663
Post her pics, she is alowed to be picky about height as a 181

>>37997756
I have no idea what they are called (high heels or stilettos or some other shit).

Most shoes of my ex gf were like 8 cm at least.

>>37997774

>75kg
>allowed to be picky

>>37995058
I'm 7 Iphones tall

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rate, pls no bully

>>37997978
If you're going to lie about your height, don't include a photo that shows it

>>37995965
>within your league

yeah nah, the moment you let her validate you, you are out of the fucking game

>>37996359
congratz anon, greentext?

>>37998000
that is my real height nigga, go measure a MotoG1

>>37998048
I dont have time to go full autismo on you but you're on 11-12 motoG1's tall, thats barely 5ft

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Guys, when I live in place x, travel a bit and then swipe at place y and go back to x. Will girls at location y still see me that I swiped them there?

>>37997528
Great confidence boost, no?

>>37997978
>that mustard
Jesus Christ.

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>>37998048
>>37998074
>implying it's impossible to be 6'2

>>37996560

did kek

>>37996741

First pic makes you look autistic the way you push your head forward. Make 3rd pic your first pic.

>>37996560
Keeper right there.

>>37998000
what kind of shithole you live in that being 6'2" isnt an attainable thing?

>>37998155
since when is 6'2" unattainable, you autist.

>>37998155
lol that is like the average height of a grill with heels

>>37998155
lol I can feel your manlet rage. bruh I'm just saying that it's totally noticeable in your first picture that you're not 6'2"

>>37998178
see >>37998109

>>37995811
underrated post

>>37998188
This >>37998109
is not (you) >>37997978

>>37995213
>Pay for a 12 month subscription. Right swipe until you've ran out of every person within range. Only look at a profile AFTER you've matched.

Solid advice.

>>37998218
ever heard of haircuts?

>>37998263
it is good advice except the part of paying, you could do this in the former tinder and shit was cash

>>37995811

I feel sorry for your tiny dick man

>>37998263
no its not. tinder has a built-in ELO rating for everyone and you get shown people closest to your rating first.

if you swipe everyone right and do not get matches your rating will drop. your profile will be shown to fatties only.

>>37998379
is this shit for real of is it just a meme? I've heard it many times before but I think it is more like a "SS is a meme is a meme is a meme" -thing

>>37997978
First picture looks like gay wolverine.

>>37996847
hi edgelord

>>37998387
google tinder elo rating, seems legit

>>37997744
*tips fedora

>>37998387
tinder in australia started operating on "algorithm based matching" to "ensure more matches".

tinder have never actually said, at least the last time i looked at it, as to how they match. however this is my theory on how they match

>1 = swipe right
>0 = swipe left
>tinder has shown you can search by most popular users, meaning it tracks 1's and 0's
>spamming right will mean you swipe right on pigs, average girls, qt's and girls you will never fuck with $100 hanging out of your pants
>algorithm compares 1 - 1(you match), 1 - 0 (you swipe right, she swipes left), 0 - 1 (you swipe left, she swipes right) and begins to build a score.
>too many (1 - 0)'s will lower your score and your profile is adjusted to be shown to other people of the same rough level of scoring

you'll notice it if you make a brand new profile, and you can actually estimate how successful your profile is based upon your opportunities. when you first make one, there's a really weird mix of like 9/10's followed by 2/10's then a 6/10 and no order. over time, it becomes more and more consistent until it's like only 5/10 to 6/10 let's say. that's when you can estimate where your profile sits. I made one with below average photos, no bio and no nothing and within a day, i was copping nothing bu fat 2/10's with like 4 kids.

>>37998435
ya'll niggas are all paranoid, they want you to see the more qt girls when you're out of likes so oyu can buy their tinder pro shit

>>37998442
the thing is that tinder themselves say it's like a scientific thing to ensure more matches. they're not making me more attractive or writing my bio, so they're obviously gearing profiles of the calibre together.

>>37996741
you again

>>37997514
She only wants your money and is trying to figure out how much of a safe guy you are. Pump and dump the whore.

>>37998418
Oh look, an alpha enters the thread.

Idiots try to troll bitches on Tinder, screenshot it and get their attention/validation online. Good job. Doing everything to avoid rejection, because their ego can't handle it. And if they can't avoid rejection they react like a butthurt child. "Oh bitch you are fat anyway". So why did you start messaging her, faggot?

>>37997532
based

>>37996741
Dog pics are top tier
I'd add in a picture with some friends too

>bio

made me kek

>>37998435
this is correct


bbc did a documentary on tinder and they give people an attractiveness elo

>>37998800
>implying he has friends

>>37998392
No homo right?

>>37996741
You'll have much more success if your second picture is one of you in a social setting with girls, i.e you with your arm around a hot girl. But other than that replace your current 2nd pic with first.

>>37997528
I'm in that boat, but still has no confindence to use a picture of myself withpu sunglasses.

I had a lot of matches, some from girls that I always thought were way out of my league

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>>37995058

i cant smile

>>37999221

>turns out, little monkey fella

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>>37999234
was a bear

"Sometimes I wish my dick had a Go-Pro
So I could watch those things back slo-mo"

>>37996555
kekd

>>37997632
>He fell for the BLACKED meme

How do I hide the fact that I am 169 cm

>>37999410
Stilts under pants.

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i've had fairly good success with my profile

>>37999410
become a hero

>>37996847
You told them the Jews run everything don't you

>>37999519
wew so meta

>>37999519
Boring as fuck and too long.

>>37999519
Suit with a poor background.

You look normie but your 0 self awarness makes you an autismus fitizen

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>>37999519
>"a lot less douchey than the pictures suggest"
>immediately disproves opening statement

wew lad

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>>37999519
you look like a terrorist, go away, MAGA

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>>37999519

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>>37999660
>>37999855
>>37999857
>>37999860
>>37999879

I'm taller than your boyfriend

>>37999895
Kek, my thought exactly

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>>37996847
Greetings fellow /pol/ack! Remember, don't reveal your power level in public. It doesn't matter if you're correct, it matters what the average person believes is correct.

>>37997684
>>37997703
Yeah holy shit I was pissed when they did that. That ruined the app more than the swipe limit ever did

>>37997815
>181cm girl
>expects her to be 40kg
Seriously you manlet, do you even get with girls at all?

>>37997684
>>37997703
>>37999928

Hell no, "moments" fucking sucked, you are in Tinder to fuck sloots and clap dem cheeks, not to upload gimmicky bullshit, for that stuff you can fuck off to instagram

faggots

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>>38000460
>have lots of matches
>post a shirtless selfie moment
>thirsty girls right swipe
Did you even try it? It was easy as fuck.

then again this is /fit/, you're probably dyel

>>38000491
just put it as a steady picture inside your profile you autist

>>37999519
I swear to god no one on this board fucking lifts

>>37995058
"Not going to lie im gay just doing this as a dare."

>>37995108
change 'pizza' to 'za' and you got something going here

>>37996677
Literally cant be true cause I see rockets on tinder every single swipe and only got matched once