Embarrassing gym moments

>squat shits

>>37994310
Hey you using this bench?
>y-you too
What?
>shes all yours, heh

>TKD class
>high mountain kick
>foot leaves ground
>perform one graceful swimming stroke before landing on my ass
>get back up and keep going because I'm not a beta faggot

>>37994845
>TKD class again
>practice kicks on each other wearing chest guard
>lowly peasant yellow belt
>blue belt guy is my partner
>keeps slamming me like I fucked his mother after his father blew me
>right in the solar plexus
>turning around to heave and swallow vomit every kick
>instructor comes over and swaps with me
>swaps me and some goliath, goliath against blue belt
>goliath is easily 6'7", slamming the guy back every time
I was dyel back then, so I couldn't even hit him back hard if I wanted to

>>37994485
>on stationary bike
>let out a squeeker
>10 mins later faintly smell something
>realize i shit myself and didn't notice because cheeks fell asleep

>>37994310
>>37994485
>Not using a squat plug

>>37994845
>>get back up and keep going because I'm not a beta faggot

best thing you can do

>>37994310
>rip boxers
>walk into the lockerroom
>its packed and its just one long lane with a bench

>>37994929
sorry man, but that's fucking hilarious

>>37994310
>left my weight racked between sets to get a drink of water and rest for a couple of minutes
>gym employee walking around to make sure the bars aren't left racked all day
>starts to unload mine
>almost say something, but let him do it anyway
>hover nearby and pretend I'm into something on my phone
>wait about 30 seconds
>re-rack and continue my sets

I'm not usually this autistic I just sorta froze.

>>37994962
>shooting a squat plug from your ass at high speed

>>37995364
Sorry bro but that's autism

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>>37994310
Failing on bench. I feel like such a pussy whenever it happens and never see anyone else failing.

>>37994310
>Failing a rep on bench no spotter

>>37994310
I remember the first time I went to the gym and tried to do power cleans because SS.
>blastofftime.jpg
>weight proceed to fly off both end of the bar
>guy next to me gives me the bertstare
>proceed to pick up the weights and casually walked to the reception to cancel my gym membership

>>37995434
What the fuck do you even do?
Just wait there until everyone goes home?

>>37994310
>squat farts
>curl up farts
How can I stop doing this?

>>37995477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OdXKfSp-Y
Roll out of it

>doing 1 rep max on a leg press machine
>pushing hard
>fart like for a full 10 seconds
>hot girl is right next me
>looks over
>cancel membership next day

>>37995496
This is what I always do
But you gotta hope there's no heroes around to come save you and tell you to use lighter weights even though you're going to failure

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>doing barbell lunges
>faint midstride
>wake up a second later
>people are staring
>think "I'm OK I swear."
>say "daijyoubu desu"

one of these days imma kms i swear

>>37995589
>Daijyoubu desu

AHAHAHAHA

>>37995587
This happened last time, I look DYEL but squat above DYEL so I was 5x5 with no spotter and in the last rep of the last set I couldn't get back up so I decided to just sit and let the bar on the security thingy and a person who works there imperatively told me to lower the weight and then a PT called me over and said to use the squat rack that has the hooks and that I was gonna fuck my back up. That rustled my jimmies.

>>37994906
Classic martial arts. If my master doesn't rough up students who are too retarded to not use their retard strength in practice when they rough up another student, he's lost a lot of my respect as his student.

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>>37995752
Good lord he told you to use the Will Smith machine?

>>37995752
Maybe you shouldnt lift more than you can handle loser

>>37995589
don't kys, anon. :^)

>>37995773
>>37995786
Yeah, Smith Machine. I had just up'd the weight that day btw. Tbf the PT tried to say the stuff in an unrespectful way.

>>37995846
>unrespectful

>be me 5 hours ago
>mirin some qt's doing leg presses
>qt's mirin back
>doing face pulls on lat machine (shoulder day)
>weights feeling light, decided to bump up weight
>pull out safety lock on the weights, didn't realize the bar weighed like 5 pounds
>bar falls on my back, since nothing was holding it back
>qt's laugh at my pain
kmsbruh.jpg

>>37997263
>new gym
>guy asks if I'm using machine while I have mouth full of water
>loudly hum out retard noises and pointing with mouth full of water to indicate I'm using a different one
Well there goes my reputation

>first time in gym
>doing chest
>do 1 rep on a bench with 25kg
>can't make a second rep and lack the power to lift the damn thing to place it
>people see me struggling to make a second rep with 25 kg
>finally someone helps me

gym was full
kms

>>37998247
Everyone was weak once dude, don't worry.

>>37998254

Yes, but even when I started i had a phisique of a strong guy. I have never seen someone to struggle with so little. Gym being full didn't help.

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>>37994310
>grill keeps looking at you
>cant help but keep looking at her ass
>know you should stop but your dick is seizing control

>>37994310
>>37994485
It is not embarrassing to squat so heavy that you (almost) shit your pants.

>>37995477
we have all done this anon

>>37995433
maybe use weight that is more appropriate for to abilities?

>hip abductor machine
>can smell my vagina with every movement

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>>37998924

>>37995470
fucking kek'd at the last line, thanks for that

>>37994906
my buddy when he got into kickboxing raved about how he, during training, kicked this guy in the side/chest so much that he bled.
I'm sure it was bullshit but that was retarded nonetheless, why would you do that to a training mate

>>37998924
You are the reason I take a deep breath anytime a woman passes me in the gym.

>tfw you love smelling the hot chicks body odour and hope to get a waft of her cunt

>>37998277
Who said almost?

>>37998104
Poor design of the machine. Ain't your fault

>>37995433
It's ok anon, everyone fails. You just have to keep trying

>>37995589
Forty_keks.jpg

>first day at the gym
>Benching like 80 pounds
>Get stuck and let the bar just lay on my chest
>Sit there for a bit rethinking the decisions I've made that lead me to this point
>Guy eventually sees and helps me out
>t-thanks

>>37994906
Heh i got some stories too. I was in kendo class sparring as a peasant orange. I kicked everyones ass, and im also a big guu for you. So sensei put me with the blackbelts. First match i try and charge in and fucker side kicks me in the liver over and over. Ow.

>When you bench press more than you squat

My hams are so fucked. I think it's from my gym teacher making me do lunges around the entire gym 3 times in high school tearing the shit out of them. Ever since then my hamstrings have been completely fubar.

>>37995589
Dostdet

When I was new I complimented a guy for doing 27.5kg triceps extensions and asked how he got so strong

Also wore massive swimming trunks to the gym once and my friends called me florider

>last rep of 5x5 squat
>come on anon you can do it
>fail, trapped under bar
>have to crawl out from under and walk around squat rack to unload so I can put the bar back

No one saw, feels good man

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>>37999116
finally someone that speaks my language

>mfw doing shrugs and I get a waft of girl sweat

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>>37998944
>>37999116
>wut?

In all my years of gym-going I have not once noticed a whiff of stanky cooter. Where do you guys live, fucking Mumbai or someplace similar?

>>37995433
unless you kill yourself with the bar, you're good
keep it up man, you'll get there

I fail bench almost every month because I bench til failure. Just roll it down your torso and sit up with the bar. The first time I was embarrassed.

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>>37994310
>Embarrassing gym moments

the moment when you step in the gym, can't lift as much weight as you would like and you are not happy when you look in the mirror

Why do Americans always poo themselves

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>>38002918
y-you too?

>>38000483
Everyone has been there brah.

>>37994310
>doing workout conditioning class
>it's not a meme
>I swear it's hard as fuck
>qtpa2ts all around
>sweating like a pig
>doing burpees
>go down
>hand slips on sweat
>face plant

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>>38002918
>>38003041
h-ha ha

n-not me