Gym Douchebags

>>37983270
what's the "fake lat thing"?

>>37983270
Go workout at planet fitness if you don't want to see anything impressive.

Otherwise, unless they are actually getting in the way of your weights, just ignore them. Christ.

>>37983300
walking around with your arms locked like if you had big ass lats when you don't.

Who cares? Do you go to the gym to stare at other dudes or to lift weights? Just do your own thing and let them do theirs.

>>37983270
That person doesnt exist because if they did they would be ridiculed and told to stop by equally swole lifters who are intolerant of bullshit and just want to lift and go home. I know this is true because Ive seen it. Your job now is to be less insecure and stop thinking everyone is grunting at you instead of the weight

>>37983300
It's called ILS

Invisible lat syndrome

>>37983339
>>37983315
oh shit yeah so that's what they are called. I always thought guys do that to stretch out their backs for maximum gains. I-is that just broscience?

>>37983391
You probably heard you were supposed to keep your shoulders back to help posture and some take it too far

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>>37983300
Like our sith lord

>>37983524

Lol he looks so fucking retarded with those fucking shades on. The entire scene is just too comedic.

>>37983524
Maybe yours, because you're both retarded as fuck. Trendy summer faggot.

>>37983524
Look at the fucking smile on the camera man in the reflection at the end. He's fucking having the time of his life. The amount of mental retardation he experienced in that vehicle probably gave him a new outlook on life.

>>37983524

He gets out of the car so gingerly then spreads his wings lmao

>>37983567
Hahaha, so true.

>guy doing something on the bench (I wasn't paying attention) 20 ft away
>drops weights
>feel it in the floor
>look over, he dropped two 30 pound barbells
>realize that he must have dropped them from full height
>see the bitch in-between use giving him the wtf look
>he starts trying to flirt
>no more story, since I had a workout to finish, but if he gets my attention again I'll try to get him banned.

>that guy at the gym who spends like 30 minutes hitting on the receptionist after his workout

We all know the receptionist is fucking one or more of the personal trainers. C'mon now.

>>37983847
You must be a planet fitness member, sissy.

>>37983270

Is he shorter than the machines??

>>37984004
Lunk alert

>>37984002
I did this and fucked her, umad?

>>37983847
two bb, huh?

>>37983524
I walk like that so I don't get my armpits sweaty.

>>37986372
He's got a wingspan of 20 ft probably.

>>37983327
no. I care

>Pic related dude in sleeveless hoodie.
>Drops weight from the free weight machines on unprotected floor.
>the fucker just push them off of the racks until they fall on the ground and grunts every time.

I came so close to lose my shit.

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>>37986858

aaand of course i forgot the pic..

tfw enjoy being mired when i squat or do shoulder exercises
can feel peoples eyes on me a lot

a-am I a gym douche

pls respond

>>37986861
That's me beta bitch. I have to make a concious effort to not burst into laughter whenever I see your little face get all red and puffy when I drop those weights. Me and the gym staff occasionally discuss what a pathetic beta you are, like when you looked at your feet when a cardio bunny walked past you.

Dont bother coming back to the gym, your membership has been cancelled.

>>37986372
> not doing barbell flies

its like you don't even want to make it

I assume anyone with tattoos at the gym is a douchebag because they all have the same tats. No kidding, there is me and maybe one other guy that don't have any faggot tattoos. I don't give a fuck if women like them or not btw, fuck you if you have tattoos too.

>>37987015
Yea I dont have tattoos either I think normal people lack our superior intellect
Recently I got an Letter from the president thanking me for being so cool

>>37986991
FUARKMYRIBS

>>37987015
>autism the musical

>>37983524
>the chafeur's face

>>37983337
>thinking everyone is grunting at you
Lewd

>>37983524
>the chafeur's face

>started lifting in sleeveless shirts

I'm never ever going back

>>37987093
why get aesthetic only to cover up all your gains with utter autistic level art? i bet you're the same sorta guy that wears beats to the gym and thinks he actually looks good with em on.

>>37983270
>Gosh