The most motivational shit I've ever seen

what kind of dumbass shit is this?

>>37981529
this is bait right? this is the stupidest thing I've seen in a while.

How did he get all the money necessary to do these things? Didn't he lose his job?

Why do I have to go to another country to meet sluts and party?

>>37981529
>me travel
>me drunk
>me gurls
>I'm soooo free mommy I swea
>hurrrrr

Getting motivated by this shit just proves you're a fucking hipster faggot and therefore have to kill yourself ASAP

>>37981529
>>37981545

Seriously, It's fucking la la land shit man.

>it's simple just leave your job and everything will be cool. 10/10 looks 10/10 girls 10/10 parties 10/10 food

>>37981529
You're 16, right?

>>37981529
who here is /alpha who fucks girls at parties/?

who here /beta that knows all the girls are getting fucked in the other room but can't get any chicks/?

>>37981602
Or the worst, who here /cuckold that films other girls getting fucked at parties/?

>>37981529

i watched the entire thing

only thing how much money it cost

>>37981602
The latter.. Also I'm not cool enough to go to parties

>>37981529
this is an 18+ website, loser

>>37981625
The key to being cool and normie is understanding one thing.

It's all about stealth degeneracy.
People like to act poised and in control and they don't want people to think otherwise about them, but when the time is right, they go 0-100 real quick.

Just be normal friend to girls until you get to a party, then watch as they suddenly start slobering on your dick in front of everyone. But don't tell anyone about it or the girl will tell all her friends you're a snitch.

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Viable, but people you've never met wont do the cheek-kiss-kiss and high-five you and invite you up to DJ booth.

You need to be at least an 8/10 and very good game to do this.

>>37981529
K
Looks like they edited out the part where the guy had to pay for all that shit.

>>37981651
Ok but how do I even get invited to parties? I guess you need friends for that huh?

>>37981655
I don't get it is she spitting something over his shoulder?

what nike shoes is he wearing

>>37981529
i don't get it OP
>get fired
>lose gf
>go to spain
>buy (or rent?) car
>party with hot girls
then what? be homeless and broke?

>>37981701
Cortez I think

>>37981697
she's trying to say something in his ear cause it's loud in the room.

>>37981697
She is trying to say something because it's a loud nightclub and he goes after her like a fish to bait.

>>37981692
Fellow beta/r9k here

Just like money, you need friends to make friends. It's dumb. Fuck the normies.

>>37981697
Are you literally autistic? Like have you ever left the house or been at a club?

>>37981692
Just be a normal tier friend with a bunch of people.
As many people as you can.
Don't try and be "best friends" and don't try creating a "meaningful" relationship. Do not get deep, do not get personal.

Just say funny things every once and a while and mention that you like to party and you like all the other normal things normies like.

Normies actively select for traits that are considered normie, so just say you like pokemon go and batman or whatever the hell is popular.

Say you like to party but don't say anything else.

If there is anything about you that you are either PROUD or ASHAMED of, DO NOT LET ANYONE KNOW IT.

Any deviation form "normalcy" will disclude you from the social circle.

After awhile of being normal friends with a bunch of people, one of them will invite you to a party.

Everyone you know will be at the party and be surprised you are there.

IMMEDIATELY start drinking, this will relax everyone.

DO NOT talk to guys, ONLY talk to girls

TALK ABOUT ALCOHOL normies love to talk about drugs and alcohol.

Mention sex, she will start saying the nastiest shit you do not want to hear, but listen, and then ask her if she wants to have sex or flirt with her.

Go to enough parties, make enough normal friends, and talk to enough girls about alcohol and eventually one of them will have sex with you

Normies may be the scum of the earth but they have simple minds and their culture is simple to navigate and make work for you.

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>>37981529
>life crashes in front of his eyes
>it's okay guys I'll lift weights for 5 seconds then go to Europe!
>boom everyone finds me attractive and I'm now an amazing social butterfly

get real you impressionable faggot

>>37981711
Well the guy had a nice apartment and white collar job so he wasn't poor obviously.

renting a jeep for a week costs like €400+gas

you guys have so much autism is hurts sometimes.

the whole point of this video is to never take life too seriously and if you're at a job that you LOATHE then don't be afraid to take the risk and leave it.

everyone who says "hurr durr and be homeless no way!!" is fucking retarded. it's actually HARD to be homeless. there's so many fat retarded fucks out there with 4+ kids that aren't homeless and eat more than you'd ever know. not to mention you have no idea how to save and/or manage money.

fear will make your excuses make sense.

the niggers who shit on this video will be the wagecucks that will never wake up until they're 50 and realize they spent their whole life at some shitty job waiting for something to happen and never actually going out and making things happen.

>>37981697
She telling him to move out the way and this idiot almost spilled beer over dj booth.

>>37981751
As a borderline normie who's been to tons of parties and nightclubs i was with you up until here:

>Mention sex, she will start saying the nastiest shit you do not want to hear, but listen, and then ask her if she wants to have sex or flirt with her.

What

>>37981784
>hurr durr wagecuck
ok quit your job and move to ibiza then i won't stop you

>>37981789
You don't mention it directly, you say something very indirect, like "I think your friend hot is she dating anyone?"
or "you look really cute/hot"

or "have you seen such and such? they got an amazing body, I wonder how much they had to work out?"

Just steer the conversation into things having to do with physical attraction.

Girls love talking about all the nasty shit they've done, if they are drunk enough.

>>37981784
>omq le amazing travle partey life
>not waking at 30 realizing you've been a useless piece of shit your entire life and haven't accomplished anything of worth
Pick one, hipster faggot.

>>37981747
No you don't. Take up some hobbies and speak to people. If you're not a total social retard, you'll likely get invited to do something. Example: Take martial arts classes. Talk to the guys in your class. Be a cool guy and not a social retard. They'll think hey this guy is pretty cool, I'll invite him to hang out.

>>37981899
>Take martial arts classes. Talk to the guys in your class. Be a cool guy and not a social retard. They'll think hey this guy is pretty cool, I'll invite him to hang out.

this is word for word how I made my first friends and even got a gf

>>37981844
>>37981751

Once you have sex with the girl, DO NOT tell anyone about it.

OTHER people will talk about it for you and word will get around.

If you talk about it the girl will tell everyone you are a snitch and none of her friends or her friends friends will sleep with you.

Girls like to maintain the image of purity or some shit and they don't like guys talking about how they plowed them.

Whatever happens at a party, STAYS at the party.

Even if you had sex with some guys girlfriend in the middle of the living room in front of everyone, DO NOT TALK ABOUT IT outside of parties.

Outside of parties you are respectable mr.normie
In parties you are a sex hound.

>>37981784
those fat retarded fucks arent homeless because they have 4 kids you fucking fool, they get money for each kid while being unemployed

not to mention being a NEET is pathetic to anyone you meet, plus living off the gubmint gibmedats means you'll never increase your standard of living past the paychecks they send you

kill yourself you stupid fuck

>>37981747
dumb self-pitying fagtron

>>37981906
Good job. It's seriously easy to make friends if you put in the effort. People on here are just making excuses. Even if you're a total social retard, if you're that desperate for friends, take up a social retard hobby and make fellow social retard friends.

>>37981784
>the niggers who shit on this video will be the wagecucks that will never wake up until they're 50
No they'll wake up at 50 have a retirement fund. Having a responsibilities doesn't mean you can't enjoy life faggot.

>>37981917
this is literally not true at all.

fuck everything that moves and tell your bros about it in exchange for high 5's

>>37981935
All I know is the guy who went around snitching about what went on behind closed doors didn't get invited behind closed doors very often.

>>37981529
That video was impressively stupid

>>37981602
>banging party girls instead of acquiring a gf with potential and getting her to lift with you so you can sculpt her into the perfect being

Enjoy being single at 30 and having to pick from all the single moms because you'd rather bang out party sluts like a 16 year old instead of growing up.

>>37981935
>not knowing about secret society rules

fucking pleb

>>37981959
you keep using this word snitching as if sex is like committing a crime. i understand "don't kiss and tell" if you're trying to start something long term with a girl but when everyone goes to a club to get fucked they don't take themselves that seriously

>>37981917

Chad 101

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>>37981529

>call the mechanic
>female receptionist awnsers the phone.
>get nervous
>"can I go drop my car now?"
>"yes"
>"okay so you're free? I'll go in a minute"
>"hehe I'll be waiting... "

It's been two years.

>>37981935
you're the guy that thinks he's hot shit and gets made fun of behind his back by both males and females alike

>>37981981
enjoy getting locked down to a girl at 22 who doesn't know what she wants yet and traps you in a loveless marriage for the rest of your life.

fuck around when you're young and date seriously after 25

>>37981994
Outside of the club, they do take themselves seriously, and they don't want anyone to know.

People have been fired from their JOBS (that thing that owns your life) because of snitching on facebook

>>37981529
>hopeless loser?
>lost your job?
>make a load of rash decisions, spend money you can't afford, and hope that by some miracle you fall on your feet in a series of one-in-a-thousand lucky breaks

I like Matinée comercials but that one isn't the best.

Enter IBIZIOUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5azV-xrHM

>>37981747
o boo hoo
>normies
Oh shut the fuck up you tripplenigger. I'm as ugly and socially autistic as a person can get but even I don't categorize the world into shitty little dichotomies for my own self-pity parties. Get the fuck off r9k for your own good and stop trapping yourself into being a little whiny shit

>>37982015
i never said post your sexual exploits on facebook jackass, but doing so with your bros is totally normal.

since this is the direction this thread is headed in, anyone got advice on getting friends in a certain crowd moving to a new place? i'm packing up for university and have a shit ton of punk friends that dress the part and we hang out and smoke and trespass but now i'm moving away and these kind of cliques are pretty good at making themselves scarce

i feel pretty fucking weird asking about it but oh well

>>37982043
fag

>>37982043
True, but all the real players keep everything on the DL

Being good at keeping secrets is what makes you a "gentleman" in the sluts eyes.

>>37981577
exactly
>>37981584
p much.

Money isn't going to find itself m8. Get a stable job, and still in your 20-30's? Fucking go for it, every summer use your savings to party in ibiza or st tropez. Otherwise if you're unemployed with no savings start by getting your fucking life in order.

>>37982011
yet somehow i still get invited to parties and meet women. fancy that.

>>37981529

enjoy your STDs party fags

>gf left and lost my jib cis i failed a drug test
>better fuck off on a holiday i cant afford and do more drugs

Retartrd

>>37982053
>real players
no such thing. do what makes you happy don't try to fit some retarded image.

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>>37982015
sucks that you've never had the chance to have a close group of guy friends. The kind of guys that you shower with after a workout with and then share sexual stories in the locker room.

>>37982053
who wants to be considered a gentleman by sluts?

>>37981529
fucking r9kbots, go back and remain on your containment board

>>37982077
CHAD is STRETCHING out the PUSSY of the GIRL of your DREAMS and tossing HER to the SIDE while YOU are CRYING that YOU don't have a GIRLFRIEND.

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Alright you normie fucks, I've been on an online friend making service for an entire year. Do you know how many friends I've made?
Zero.

I've been on a roleplaying anime community for seven years.
Do you know how many friends I've made? Lots. But do you know how many friends I have now? Zero.

Fuck the normies. I am a different person than I how I used to be. I'm a happier person because I fucking hate normies.

Enjoy your non-virgin girl, you piece of shit Chads. Mods, delete this fucking thread filled with "juss b yurself" advice.

>>37982078
kek

>>37982093
The cool kind of gentleman, the one who gets all the pussy james bond real player style, not the fedora tipping gentleman.

I understand the word can be confusing.

>>37982115
BUT WHAT ABOUT BRAGGING RIGHTS WITH YOUR BROS?!! I MEAN WHAT GOOD IS IT TO FUCK BITCHES IF YOU CANNOT TALK ABOUT IT NAKED WITH YOUR J/O BUDS no homo

>>37982107
Teach me where the good girls are.

I'm not into sluts.
I've spent so much time infiltrating normie culture and hunting down party girls I've lost touch with who I really am.

>>37981655
D E N I E D
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>>37982122
nothing beats waking up still smashed on a saturday comparing degenerate stories from the night before with your bros while sipping beers and getting ready to do it all over again. sorry you haven't got any friends.

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>>37981529

Cool video, wow so motivated to wear a go pro and make a youtube video now. I wonder how much random actors and actresses will want to be paid to be in it. how much are random trips to espania? fuck, i forgot the squiggly above the n. Oh well no one will notice because i'm yolo today haha sorry boss

zooooom in today's race car zooooom haha

lol regular people are like zoidberg and i am finally bender

lol whats next for today's life rpg hmm maybe lazer tag with some cutie booties wait what car will i drive nevermind i'll take the hoverboard

>tfw i am brolly u are krillin

hello minority have a high five

what's that shaq used to say? boom shaka laka whoop there it is aaaand i dunk haha from the free throw line that is space jam

>tfw had mario smash bros installed in the chopper zooooom luigi rocket

>tfw talk pilot into landing chopper on my skateboard

>tfw it's parked on top of a water slide that never ends limitless power

you have no power here gandalf the gray boom shakalaka shaq takes off my robe

>tfw gandalf the white
>sunglasses fall from sky
>joint materializes

everyone loves me and is giving me high fives especially shaq and the minorities and wow even coolio is here cant touch this

i love life. things would still be the same for me if i never cartwheeled out of denny's haha stupid boss 420 blaze it

finally have time to practice my karate

>>37981529
shittier version than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Y1MalRrDc

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>>37981602
who here /omega/ and doesnt even realise when girls are hitting on him

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>>37981529
>>37981529
Great vid OP. It really amped me up. Ignore the haters in this thread. Not only are they afraid to live an adventurous life, they are even afraid to dream about it haha!

>>37981529
>Have really amazing Job, making easily 200k a year.
>I'm a massive asshole and it finally catches up with me
>They finally fire my ass for the most obvious reasons
>My girlfriend was cheating on me with an even richer dude, should have saw that coming
>Decided to "LIVE IT"
>LIVE IT
>Sell my expensive apartment and every single possession I have
>Dip into my retirement savings and ask for money from my parents
>Live back at home with mom and her new boyfriend
>I HIT IT at the gym everyday
>I bring my camera just to perv on girls
>I decide I hate hard work and my moms boyfriend sucks
>I'm going to LIVE IT in spain or some shit
>Get out there and spend every single thing I have to my name and even put my moms credit card through hell trying to hang out with vapid rich people
>Pretty sure there's no difference between gold diggers and professional escorts
>End up at a beach with some whore at the end of it all
>Money is gone, I've been spending on the business tab from my old Job, Boss is calling me to tell me I'm going to jail
>I'm in spain, bitch
>It's late theres no gas in the jeep and whore wants me to take her home
>I think I'll jump off that cliff...
>KILL IT

>>37982126
I know right? That's why they will never understand us. It's so easy for them because they've never really had our problem.

They're also okay with their first time not being with a virgin, or fucking non-virgins in general. They just move from girl to girl. They're the bourgeoisie faggots who compel us proletariat gentlemen into lower positions, forcing us to "beta orbit" women. Disgusting.

>>37982163
t. 17 y/o from mom's basement

>>37982170
I asked where the good girls were at, not about your fucking problems getting laid nigger.
Sounds like you don't know where the good girls are either.

>>37981529
You're just a victim of really good marketing, I mean, yeah some people live this lifestyle but who has that kind of money to drift like that indefinitely? Get real bro. Lift and fuck pussy but pursue a career; don't fall for this milennial bullshit.

>>37981616
How can yall be so broke? Fly to European country 2500$ food is cheap out there, make friends (sluts)stay at their place like in the vid, quit being a bunch of beta autists.

>>37981751
What if i don't drink alchocol or do drugs.

Motivational?
Guy is obviously a corporate asshole that used to have a 6 figure salaried position and was fired while his too beautiful girlfriend (who he only has framed photos of, none with them together) packs two small carry-on suitcases and leaves him for an even richer corporate douchebag like it was a surprising event.

Motivational?
Guy works out at the gym 3 or 4 times curling 5lbs dumbells, sells EVERYTHING to be able to afford plane tickets to a concert in Spain, rents a Jeep for 3 days, randomly hits on ludicrously attractive 19-year-old girls and ends up in an enormous mansion that he has no ownership of with complete strangers and fucks a $1000 prostitute for 5 minutes.

GOTTA LIVE IT, MAN

Live it for about 3 days and then kill yourself because you wasted all your money and future career prospects by hanging up on the boss who went out of his way to call you and now you have no money in a country with a language you don't speak and women who won't go NEAR you now that you're a known american hobo and can't fly home.

WORTH IT
YOLO

>>37981529
That is the most vapid, useless lifestyle I have ever seen.

>>37982213
I'm afraid you just have to to attract a normie.

The only other viable option is to join an mma gym and make being BUFF and competing in MMA your life

mixed martial artists are instantly cool and you can deny drugs and alcohol because you fight. Girls all get wet for a fighter.

This requires significantly more work, but you will still get pussy.

>>37981529
>Needing external motivation.
>Making it.
Pick one and only one.

>>37981751
>Once and a while

How can you go through life being wrong

>>37982291
Or i can be normal social being, go out with friends and just hit up random girls for number and date them?

>>37982299
you talking shit nigger?

>>37982315
You can, but not drinking or doing drugs at parties can alienate you.

Only girls are allowed to not drink at parties.

>>37981529
I'M GONNA TRAVEL TO SPAIN!!
WHERE NO ONE LOOKS SPANISH!!
THEY'RE ALL CLEARLY RICH FAGGOTS ON VACATION WITH THEIR PARENTS' MONEY FROM OTHER NATIONS!!

CHECK OUT THESE TWO HOT SLUTS I FOUND ON THE BEACH IN SPAIN, FACEBOOK!! THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES!!
I KNOW, THEY'RE NOT SPANISH AT ALL!!
AREN'T I COOL, FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE????????????

>>37981655
>tfw I've done exactly this in a club
>tfw still got laid but not with her

>>37981751
>>37981844
>>37981917

This is accurate and it works, I've done this naturally when I started college and quickly became Chad, the party animal. I've gone to hundreds of parties and I fucked like 2 new girls every month (taking into account repeating sex partners I've fucked A LOT), not to mention all the fun I had actually partying and talking to people about superficial stuff.
As I'm not retarded, I also cherry picked the best people I've met to make actual friends (it's mind degrading to stay 100% superficial all the time).
I was a hopeless handholdless kissless virgin aspie shut in by 22yo, but I was not retarded, I knew something had to be done. I never had the habit of staying home lamenting and crying about my sad life - I just started lifting, became more social, learned a lot in this and I'd gladly do it all over again, seeing what I have achieved.

>>37982054
Just as long as you die before you're 40, this advice will work. See, if you follow this advice, you're blowing your retirement. But you have a good point. I'm not so sure I'd like to live longer, if I could otherwise live a shorter but much higher quality life.

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>>37982154
that was pretty fucking awesome, and much more relatable/plausible than OP

>>37982572
And now you're...23? Good work on becoming nothing. Make another post in 5 years and update us, bloganon.

And don't post UNTIL 5 years have passed.

>>37982589
It is more relateable, certainly. When you get the immature balls to just tack a piece of paper to your mom and dad's refrigerator that just says "IM LEEVING 4EVER" you just know he's the type of idiot who will allow a girl he doesn't know that he saw on a payphone outside of a gas-station screaming and viloently banging the receiver with all her personal belongings scattered around her to get into his car with him just 'cause she's pretty.

Because, in the end, she'll either turn you into a felon or murder you. And you deserve it.

Call your mom.

>>37982126
Get the qt hip techno chicks at underground clubs familia
Maybe a bit slutty but no where near as bad as your normie chicks

>>37982643
Less slutty, maybe.
More raped, probably.

>>37982153
LOL

>>37982330
By what logic does it alienate me?

>>37982757
"that guys not doing the thing that everyone else does at parties"

dont be a stiff

>this is considered good motivation nowadays

Outta the way, real motivation coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ

>>37982790
Sorry, i like to live healthy and i've saw some really bad shit that was side effect of drugs and alchocol and i promised myself i will never do it.
There is no one way of acquiring good social circle, i have friends who don't drink & smoke and we are fine with drug-free lifestyle. There is more to life than parties :)

>>37981529

>ibiza
>babby's first adventure from home

i remember when that place used to actually mean something

>>37982861
Whatever, man. Who invited this fuckin' wet blanket? He thinks we're all trash because of the drug and alcohol choices we make. He thinks he's better than us. Fuckin' get out. No wait, let me punch you in the dick and then throw my beer bottle in your face first. If I ever see your condescending fuccboi face ever anywhere I'll tell everyone about how much a fuckin' boyscout, douchebag, prick asshole you are.

That's what you are to normies.
And don't say "sorry" don't apologize for yourself you spineless blob.

>>37982884
No you don't, Frank.

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>>37982861
>Sorry, i like to live healthy and i've saw some really bad shit that was side effect of drugs and alchocol and i promised myself i will never do it.


That only works if you are an mma fighter. otherwise girls will think you are LAMEO LOL

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>>37982861
>he doesn't like to get intoxicated and have casual sex with strangers and acquaintances.

>>37982940
Well i practice BJJ and Karate but nothing to serious. I don't need to be professional to live healthy life

>>37982861
Look at this poofter cunt
If you're between the ages of 18-25 and aren't regularly partying then you're doing something wrong

>>37982970
BJJ is good, but you need to upgrade from karate to muy thai or boxing.

Every time you go to parties and reject a drink tell them no because you have a fight coming up.

>>37981529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mbp0DugfCA
>How things might actually get better
Also
>Implying I could go to any country, have enough money to party for a few nights, then find someway to instantly pick up a job to actually make a sustainable living

>>37981529
>when you are rich you can do amazing things!

Yeah, no shit. I already knew this.

>>37982048
If yr into punk shit go to shows wherever you move. Try and get involved with local DIY scene, you'll meet folks and make new friends.

If it's just punk aesthetic that appeals to you at least you know what to look for. Personally I hate fashion punks/crust kids because their tryhard shit seems to lack authenticity.

Either way, music is an easy in.

>>37982989
I would like to, but i live in small town and only Karate/BJJ Dojo's are avaliable

>>37981529
I did exactly the same thing after being laid off by Medtronic. I had my quarter life crisis, planned my "escape" from reality, and jumped headfirst into several weeks of debauchery in Europe. I spent a few nights in Ibiza.

Long story short: stupid idea.

>>37981529
Damn OP that video is retarded as fuck

As someone who travels a couple times a year, this is all great and fun, but at the end of the day you still (if you want) have to be back home. Getting away isn't going to solve your problems, but it's still great to go out and have fun, especially in places you never been.

>poor fags will never understand this

>>37982175
t. 17 year old whos parents died in car crash and now inherited millions
>tfw it will never be you

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>>37983033
>you will never meet your Melissa

Question: How does one meet girls/people in the real world. I just graduated and I don't know where to meet chicks anymore. Bars? I went to clubs when I went overseas but they always seemed way to expensive.

>>37981529
Fucking horrible
That shit is for neurotypical normalfaggots.

>>37981981
bluepilled as fuck haha

>>37981545

How to end up homeless after a week.

Joke aside its just an add for a club promoter in Ibiza.

>>37982900
yeap

>>37983178
nah i get the poseur hate, but you gotta out yourself to members of the scene somehow and im into the fashion bit anyway. fuck the guys who wanna tell me thats not punk

im moving to where theres gonna be a shit ton of concerts which is great

>>37983637
Clubs, bars, shows. Just go out and do something you enjoy. Drink a little but don't get too wasted, just enough to "relax" and then talk to random people. You'll let your non-weirdo self come out and be considered "normal". People will want to talk/be friends/bang.

>>37982572
You give me so much hope.

Dude seriously, I mean that shit.

Glad I'm still young and don't have so many regrets.

What sucks about life is that whenever you get older.

All regrets just keep adding on.

I'm probably going to tell that to my kid if I have one some day.

You should start early, otherwise the regrets will be what's keeping you back

>>37982149
My man! I know that shit.

>>37982155
/omega/ reporting in

>>37981529
Wonder how long he is going to last going to clubs and doing bottle service without a job

top kek

>>37982164
yea that's the true version

>>37982155
/omega/ here

>>37981711
YOLO bitches XDDDDDDD

>damn I'm broke now fucking economy thanks Obama

Looks more like an ad.

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is it weird to go to a concert by yourself to try and meet people?

>>37985621
nah man you can meet and hang with people literally anywhere

just approach people and start talking to them, comment on the event/place you're at and get things rolling

if they tell you to piss off, fair enough, otherwise go with it and add them on facebook

>>37985636
ah shit normal people use facebook don't they
i should have one

>>37981529
This is the most generic motivational trash I've seen. Are you people are that boring?

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>>37981981
>not banging 16-year-olds when you're 30

You live in America, right?

>>37982155
omega here
Literally been called fag for not realizing

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>>37982155
That feel when you realise someone was flirting with you months/years ago. What was I thinking?

>>37981529
being rich like this makes it easy

shit video, OP

>>37981999
>/fit/
>kek'd

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>>37982155
>>37984251
>>37985676
>/omega/'s thinking anyone other than sharon the fat weeb is hitting on them

>>37985989
i fucked a fat weeb in hs
it was so bad

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>>37981529
The vid is basically an idealized and fast forwarded version of what I want and why I lift and shit

I wanna get laid, I want girls to want me, I want normies to think I'm one of them so that getting laid is easy

i did this and fucked some bitches

2 years later, NEET, havent worked out since then, have 0 motivation, in debt

>>37981697

AUTISM SPOTTED
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>>37981583
This, OP is and uneducated shallow cunt, only plebs think this lifestyle is much fun.

>>37981602
I'm the /delta who pounds his long term gf at home, falls asleep in her arms and wakes up to a pancake breakfast/

>>37981751
I tried to do this then I wore my trump hat around and people stopped talking to me

>>37981751
Why not let people know what youre proud of?

And wont only talking to girls make you seem like some creep ass PUA?

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>>37981711
looks like just a guy who wanted to get away from the work nearly 365 days a year white collar job thing. NEETs wouldn't understand, the guy's clearly well off enough that he could afford to go on vacation and he finally had the chance to do so.

Point being that he took a bad moment in his life and he made the best of it, which is the point of the video. It's just that the message was packaged for normies so it grosses people out, and it does not imply that he wont look for work afterward or that his life is nothing but partying now.

Although yes it's not the smartest thing to do but clearly the guy thought that some time off was worth it.

>get pennies back from the cabdriver with an awkward look showing he has no money
>np though, just go you have money

>>37986544
you seem a little normal.... too normal...

>>37986564
i assure you i am an anime watching virgin

>>37986583
I don't believe you. Your opinions are not of a black-or-white nature.

>>37981529
genuinely one of the worst things i've ever seen

>>37981655
>but people you've never met wont do the cheek-kiss-kiss

ask me how i know you're american

>>37981529
Lol motivational lifeguide my ass. This is an ad for the Matinée Amnesia Ibiza and some faggot re-upped it and changed the title for some incel losers

>>37981751
This is seriously fucking retarded, I've gone to tons of parties and none of this spastic shit is needed

>>37981529
>not posting the gif

>>37981602
>>37982155
>>37986350
I don't know wtf you guys are talking about. It's all Greek to me

ITT: Absolute sickening piss

>>37981529
Kek. I actually like this, and I watch it when I need some cheap motivation.

But to the anons saying he's rich; I always assumed the chick was pressing him for marriage (how else would he get a chick so how if she wasn't crazy?) so he had been saving for that. THen when she broke up with him, he decided to spend the money himself. Plus, not having a high maintenance gf DOES save you a lot of money (my gf is high maintenance, and fkn drains money without realising it). Also he was at the gym for a matter of months; he probably just saved a fuckload of cash doing some shitty job. He has a boss at the end remember, even though he got fired? Probably just took a well paying, but high work hours job to pay for his Ibiza trip, as well as the money saved from losing his gf and the potential wedding.


Good video OP. The haters in this thread whine about retard normies, but can't think for 2 seconds.

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>>37981529
fucking normies looooooooooool pathetic

10/10 basic bitch, OP.

good job shilling for Ibiza guys

>>37981529
by far the cringiest shit i've seen

>>37981529
fucking kill yourself

>>37981529
And just like that right? I watch a video and I'm suddenly motivated to do all of this? This is why "motivational" videos are shit. It comes from within.

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>>37982155
who here /omega v2/ and realizes that girls are hitting on him, but doesn't do shit about it

>>37981529
The facebook likes part ahahaha
kys

itt butthurt wagecucks who don't know how to make money
>tfw glorious entrepreneur master race

>>37981529
I know the blonde girl he meets on the beach. Now gimme some (you)'s

actually found the video enthralling. purchased a plane ticket to portugual (sp?). my wife is livid right now lol.

>>37981577
>>37981583
>>37981584

Looks pretty good to me desu.

>>37981529
This feels like it was made by a twelve year old who is afraid of having an office job.

>>37986350
change this to wife and this is me

recorded in Barcelona for sure

>>37981751
As a normie, I can say that most of this is okay, but being a normie isn't inherently bad or good, it just is.

>mention you like to party
I've thrown parties, I jsut invite anyone who I remember. That's what people do. Be memorable in a good way, not a
>what the fuck that dude saved dosh to buy a 3d printer what a fucking idiot

Normies talk about things they did well all the time, and ways they fucked up. Literally stuff to talk about, and that's what separates a normie from an autist. Talk about a test you had, or troubles at work, or beating a video game. Video games are normie af rn.

>gotta be normal or you'll get kicked
nah man

>mention sex ... ask if she wants to have sex
virgin detected
what the actual fuck

>normies are the scum of the earth
>posted on a japanese anime website
hmm really makes you think

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>>37988760
LOL

this is clubs for me, girl keeps looking at you/starts dancing very close to you

>do nothing

/omega v2/ fucking sucks. still afraid of rejection when it's clear they are attracted to you. last girl I hooked up with had to say "youre attractive/fit" 3 times before I did anything LOL

>>37981577
>How did he get all the money necessary to do these things?
What is a well paid job and savings.
>2003+12
>not having a buffer

>>37982595
Post pics of your mclaren or get the hell out.

WOW WHO KNEW /fit/ WAS THIS SALTY ABOUT IBIZA

>>37981529
>get fired
>girl runs away
>ALRIGHT LIVE IT
>use the treadmill for 5 minutes
>2x4 seated dumbbell press @ 5kg
>FUCKING RIPPED BREH TIME FOR EUROPE
>fly to europe
>try to kiss random girls
>they tell me to fuck off
>sit in my hotel and wait for death
>hear party noises
>find party
>sneak in
>try to feed a strawberry to a random girl
>she tells me to fuck off
>get kicked out
>sit in my hotel and wait
at least the ice cream was good

TOOK A SCOOP AT IBIZA TO SHOW RICH PIANA I WAS COOL

>>37984183
lol dont delude yourself. if you are ugly u need to get zyzz mode to turn your life around 180° like this guy did.

lifting and acting confident doesnt do shit.

looking like you lift and actually being confident (which comes from looking like you lift) is the key.

so tl:dr it all comes down to getting jacked.

exspecially in murica is so ezzzzz to get laid when you are jacked and shredded

>>37982164
This!

>>37989417
You should've taken 4, CMON.

Hahaha basic bitch norm shit.

Who the fuck would be motivated by this. If this is your fitness motivation youve lost the game.

>>37981602
I've been both familia. I greatly prefer the former

>>37989417
AND WHEN I FINALLY WENT LIFTING FELT TEN YEARS FITTER BUT FUCK IT THATS WHAT ZYZZ WOULD DO

>Being motivated by normie shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ

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>>37981529

In case anyone wants the actual gif of this.

Literally just a shit music video, and flying to Europe and going to a few clubs wouldn't even be that expensive
Here is some actual motivation that combines /fit/ and normie shit
https://youtu.be/2nj4_oWzfd8

>>37989654
Where can I find her to give her a roofie?

>>37981529

do you honestly believe two 9/10 chicks on a beach wouldn't be absolutely creeped out by a lone foreigner approaching them out of nowhere?

>>37981751
>and then ask her if she wants to have sex
Skip directly asking this unless you're autistic.

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>>37982078
There's so much going on in this picture.
>Fat girl on the left feeling contempt for her betters, turning from the men because she doesn't want to be seen
>Skinny man behind them contemplating lifting in light of the reaction they're getting, in stark contrast with the fat girl's reaction to just hate them because she ain't them
>Rat creature on the bottom right trying to take their wallets

I've got something WAY MORE motivational

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb1hOCX_UVo

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>>37981784

the guy in the video didn't leave his job, he got fired. they basically threw his ass on the curb so clearly he didn't have his shit together. and yet instead of fixing his problems he decides instead to waste his savings on a pleasure trip.

>and never actually going out and making things happen.
so taking a week-long vacation by yourself because you got fired is "making things happen"? that's a pretty low bar.

>>37981602
who here /sigma who makes money and doesnt need to go to parties to get pussy/

>>37990054
what's sigma

>>37990105
manipulative bastard

>>37983619
>tfw you already met your melissa

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>>37981529
>>37981529

>>37990105
Betas who got laid once or twice in spite of their betaness and think it's an actual lifestyle.

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>>37981784
>wagecuck
Into the trash it goes

>>37982014
>date seriously after 25

I think you mean date seriously after like 40.

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I hate clubbing. I hate alcohol. And those 'adventure life' videos are nothing but a hipster farce for rich people who are addicted to social media attention.

>>37981529
>fired
>lose rental income from ex-gf
>blow all of savings on sex tourism in Europe
>come back to find eviction notice
>move in with parents
>flipping burgers at McDonald's
>a-alpha life

>>37981602
>go to party
>smalltalk enough until everyone is drunk enough to find everyone attractive
>wake up
>hope you don't have an STD

>>37989654
imagine the poor sap that's going to marry this used up slut after she is done testing out the stretchiness of her vagina and the failure point of her dopamine receptors.

>>37990257
there are other drugs besides alcohol anon, also clubbing sucks indeed. go to a festival of the genre you prefer

>>37981751
I know people like you.

You're the most boring to talk to.

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>>37990307
how does one start to enjoy things like festivals and clubbing?

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>>37982026
>triplenigger

New gamertag confirmed

>life guide
>go spend money and bang sluts and get drunk

lmao

>>37990257
Forgot to add that everyone who thinks this is the dream life has absolutey shit taste in enjoying life.

>>37990404
why would you do that? why forcing yourself into something you dont like?
stand for yourself and your preferences anon

>>37990307
>go to a festival of the genre you prefer
good advice bruh, im already doing that

But this shit can only last for a while untill you run out of money.

>>37990404
The important thing is to have friends to have a good time in any place, not at a club or a festival necessarily. A few, maybe 2 or 3 people, but people who don't judge the piece of shit mind you might have

>>37990456
I think clubbing could be enjoyable, as well as getting wasted at a friend's place. At the club you pay for the show (lights, sound) and the atmosphere (get to meet new people). But yeah, it isn't for everyone. I prefer to reefer and chill with my squad

>>37982054

>Just get a stable job! Go out and party!

You should write for the WSJ

>>37981754

Someone had to say it.

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>>37981655
>do the cheek-kiss-kiss

>>37990404
the difference between clubbing and going to festivals (besides normalfag martin garrix-tier shit)
is that you go to the club because you want to pick up girls etc
you go to a festival to enjoy the music (and maybe enhance the experience by doing some drugs)

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Video was decent up until it did the facebook like counter shit, from there it just became cringe worthy.

>tfw you just realize you have no idea what you're going to do with your life

>>37981529
Anyone actually got the gif or webm of this frame?

>>37990707
>go to the club because you want to pick up girls

eh, it's less of a hassle and probably cheaper to just get a prostitute

>>37981529
Better more relife version and actually relatable.
https://youtu.be/9mbp0DugfCA