a girl wants me to watch a movie with her im scared is there

>>37976648
there's no lift but there's cardio.
go for a jog or use the treadmill and try to think of scenarios on what to do / say in different situations. also make a list of 10 things to talk about that wont turn her off and will keep a conversation going.
good luck,autismo friend

>>37976648
squats and deadlift

>>37976648
You can't lift the autism away, sorry

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>>37976648
Lemme give ya some advice kid. If something scary happens in the movie, wrap your arm around her. If something sexy happens, hold her hand. If you feel you have the balls, kiss her. When the movie is over ask if she wants to go over to your place, and when she says yes you win.

What you should be worried about is penis size.

>>37976747
NO SHE WANTS TO WATCH IT ON HER COUCH AT HER PLACE

IM SCARED

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>>37976761
Then you have it easy, you're already at her place. Do everything else and then after kissing her make a move. It doesn't have to be perfect, just slide your hand somewhere and you're set.

Godspeed anon, have my rarest Pepe for good luck.

>>37976761
is she ugly? is she fat? why are you scared man, is she not attractive?

>>37976844

Shit what a rere pepe.

>>37976854
NO SHES WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE

>>37976648
Lift gun to head and pull trigger

>>37976860
the fact that she invited you to her couch to watch movie means she is attracted to you idiot. that proves there are no fucking leagues, haven't you seen both uggos with chads and ugly guys with qts? just make a move goddamnit.

>>37976860
Fucking autismo, if she invited you and you alone to HER place to watch a movie she's already interested in you, fucking goddamn autismo double nigger cunts

>>37976877
i was thinking about not speaking at all. that way she wont pick up on the autismo inside. i'll just acknowledge her through head nods and grunts.

>>37976895
ok let me talk to you in a language you might understand.
>What do you have now?
a fucking hand that helps you cum before you cry yourself to sleep
>What do you have a chance to get?
a beautiful girl you like and she likes you back
>Worst case scenario?
spaghetti outta your pocket and you don't get laid, but it's not like you were gonna get her anyways because you are a dumb nigger
>Best case scenario?
you get a gf and you stop frogposting for the next 2 months.
I believe it's worth the risk

>>37976920
i know im a pussy and she thinks im way cooler than i really am

>>37976930
what are you gonna do about it then? are you gonna cry to her and tell her that you are just a baby with no balls to grab a fucking chance just for a chance of her kissing you first? this is not an anime, sorry nigger. You also have an advantage if she thinks you are a playa, but I guess you are just gonna screw this shit up like the rest of your life. How the fuck are you not afraid of the barbell crushing your spine and you're afraid of a damn girl?

if she talks during the film tell her to shut the fuck up

girls love an alpha male

>>37976930
If you sex her than maybe you are as cool as she believes anon.

>>37976930
Are you fucking 15 dude?

OP is going to get fucking mugged

>>37976648
if you think youll cuddle, bench beforehand
if you think seggsy times, then OHP.

>>37976648
Anon please don't fuck this up. Make sure you go there in the right frame of mind be confident, calm and ready have fun. It's okay to be nervous but don't go overboard. Obviously she likes you or she would not invite you to her place. You just need to stop investing so much into this or you will cripple yourself.

As for what to do don't be a pussy, don't be in that situation where you leave think man i should have made a move. Don't wait for the "right moment"; once it feels ok just go for it.

>>37976648
Jelqing?
>captcha, select all bread
Even the spam checker is a gains goblin

>>37976648
Do your best. Even if it goes wrong for some reason you will still be calmer the next time.

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This entire thread is bait. Op is an elaborate troll.

Reminder that women can easily spot autismos and won't invite an autismo over.

Nothing to see here shut it down.

>>37977166
Or OP isn't actually autistic he is just exaggerating so that once the situation comes he's best prepared. I do the same tbqh. E.g. i will act like approaching that girl is the most terrifying thing ever when in reality it makes me a little nervous but i just want that extra bit of confidence from others.

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>>37977226
This is 4chan.

>>37977235
I refuse to believe that OP is as autistic as he makes out; there is no way he would have got himself into the situation of being invited to a girls house

>>37976860
Ignore everything fit tells you when youre there. Dont try to be cool. Dont try to be fit. Dont try to be anything except for paying attention to her and trying to be relaxed. She will get nervous if youre nervous. If shes excited to see you though simply reciprocate the excitement. It will help. If she senses tension she will be tense. If she scoots closeto you scoot back. If she grabsyour hand put your arm around her. Just pay attention to her signals and reciprocate. Now forget what i told you and do your thing.

>>37976877
>>37976886
We don't know the full backstory over this.
This girl could be using him in a way he doesn't know.
She may just want a friend and you seem like a good candidate.

>>37977309
Don't listen to this autist. All this do this do that bullshit will cripple you. Just relax have fun

>>37976761
AW YEAH OP GONNA GET SOME PUSSY.

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>>37976747
You are so obviously a virgin, it's painful/cringey to read your posts.

>>37977453
>watches shemale porn
>calls someone a virgin

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>>37976662
>How do you know you're autistic?
>Even a getting a simple haircut requires 3 days notice for rehearsals.

>>37976877
Inb4 it's anons sister and we set him up to rape her

>>37976648
Make excuses why you shouldnt go obviously. Thats what I always do and I will be granted cool wizard superpowers in only 8 years lol

>>37976648

dude, just do whatever you do when you see a movie, like a normal movie

not being greasy
smell good
get some nice food
let her suck your dick

thats it, you have to do nothing bro
oh..

plus fact: if she is silent like dead silent, look at her, if she looks back, go for the kiss if she doesnt seem reply tell her where the door is thats it

>>37977453
>Calling someone a virgin after everyone knows the origin of that GIF

When you both get comfortable anon you can start "getting a feel" ie touch shoulders touch arms touch knees, move closer etc

when you're through that you AND THIS IS THE CRITICAL PART you can attempt to hold her hand or place your hand on top whatever. IF YOU SUCCEED op proceed to next step if not just fucking bail

Start feeling her thighs, then her chest and slowly work toward her penis. After which you know what to do

>>37977519
>>37977653
it's just a reaction pic you losers

>>37977730
DO NOT HOLD HER HAND THIS IS AN 18+ BOARD WTF

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I'd go into this expecting to watch a movie and once its done start the I'm tired, probably should be going routine and then leave. this is the correct state of mind.

however a few things:

>dont think about shit to talk about. the only thing you should be doing is asking questions about her and build convo on that. if she mentions anything you like, tell her that your into that shit too.
>when you leave, if you think it went well, tell her that you have should hang out later, like in the next few days.

now to go against everything I've said so far:

>if she mentions anything sexual (like past sexual experiences or flirting) I'd take this as a green light to make a move. you have to do it asap. the longer you wait after the mention of anything the less effective yout move will make. and by making a move i mean kiss her. if its on the couch while watch tv--hand on leg. go from there and try and read how far she wants to go. I usually keep going all the way until i detect the slightest hesitation and then back down.

>>37976648
what movie?

>>37978367
Ah the important question

>>37976648
Post a picture of her and we'll be able to help you more.

>>37976761
You're already in.
Basically Netflix and chill.
You get there, she turns on the movie, you sit comfortably, manspreading. She'll sit on you or near your arms.
You then chat about random shit. University, stuff you're good at,engage her. Finally knock aside the nonsense and bite her thighs or lightly bite her ear or something.

>>37976761
Ask her if she wants the natty lickaroo

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>>37977296

Some of us have height, face, frame (and a healthy splash of autism)

I just got a summer job and met a girl who invited me to a work night out. She told me a few days ago that no one else is attending and its just going to be us two and we are having dinner.

I was like err okay.

Messed up thing is that she is qt and i am petrified that my spaghetti will get the better of me.

But how do you pay attention to the movie if you have to think of when you'll kiss her?

>>37978831
>no one else is attending and its just us two
Thats a pretty autisitc way of her to ask you out so you should be fine

>>37977792
>"hey anon, I once had sex with twi guys, it was fun"
>proceeds to kiss her immediately
are you retarded?

>>37978715
Instructions unclear, bit off her arm.

Take comfort in the fact that one day you will be so desperate and lonely that all fear melts away and you'll jump at any chance. Without fear and anxiety you'll say and do all the right things.
WE'RE

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>>37976747
WHY WHY WHY NO HOW MATTER HOW BIG I GET IT STAYS LITTLE