Cmon anon, have a slice! It's Ftiday!

ftiday? Haven't heard of it and I'm not a paki, no thanks

I don't eat sweet food other than fruits

>>37975347
Who are you and why are you in my office

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>>37975347
i wana cum on your cakes and watch you eat it.

>>37975347
Office workers are the biggest gains goblins

Buying pizza every day, fat fucks

But it's Tuesday.

ARE YOU EATING A WHOLE CAKE GOD DAMN. AND IT'S TUESDAY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

>>37975347

I didn't know I was at a cattle farm

>>37975347
>Absolutely! (because I'm not fucking autistic)
>Take 2 or 3 forkfulls of my peice with no frosting
>100 cals max
>Throw away the rest
It's not even hard, turns out you can be polite and make macros. This is actually how skelefags do every meal.

>implying they'd offer to begin with
>implying I haven't made myself some kind of office pariah/cubicle hermit that does his 8 and vanishes