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Me

Over compensating

Post some examples.

let me guess, you have an undercut

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>>37974331
yes i do lol

is a buzzcut a good haircut?

>>37974390
not unless you have a good head

>>37974041
What if you're balding ?

>>37974041
all of the haircuts normie sluts like are stupid and gay or non-haircuts like the """messy""" look

>>37974041
Ahahhaaha

Yeah so what I got an undercut before but the truth is I look best with medium to long hair

Girls tell me I look like a rich fuck with it and they like it.

The fucking undercut trend started bringing all these white kids to my fav barber, segragation when

>>37974367
Oh yeah, i used to have dreadlocks, went straight from to an undercut, it looks infinitely more masculine. Dreadlocks made forget what its like to have some girls look at you with genuine interest. Sure today when i look at all the infinite undecuts surrounding me everywhere i go i wish fewer people had em but still i regret nothing. Its just a reallly good haircut, in my case with wavy hair it looks different enough from the rest anyways.

>>37974450
>dreadlocks
If you weren't an old ass jamacian rasta retroactively kys plz

>>37974041
thats why im going to get a haircut today

>>37974423
Lmao why do you even try?
You skin looks like literally looks like shit your nose looks like it was hit by a hammer at birth and you lips look like fucking plastic surgery gone wrong along with nasty dark dark brown eyes and you hair already looks like styraphome
>No matter how hard you lift you will always have that face.

I have pretty long hair. Thinking about cutting it or at least shortening it so its still strainght and 'falls down' but dunno. Any sugestions?

>>37974423
>>37974510

roasted

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>>37974510
>t. cuck

>>37974510
>skin looks like (nasty thing of similar color)
you skin looks like literally looks like semen, urine etc.
>nose looks like (describe shape insultingly)
your nose looks like it was squeezed in a vice, running away from face etc.
>lips look like (same as above)
you lips look like they were pressed for juice, stepped on by an american etc.

niceme.me also were u same fagging here? >>37974533

>>37974396
lol whats a "good head" look like

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>>37974565
like this

>>37974570
im cumming just looking at this

>>37974041
> Having hair

Tryhard detected

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>>37974522
>>37974409
>long hair don't care

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>>37974041
I enjoy not drying or combing my wavy hair which sort of looks like pic related but curlier
Problem is parents tell me to get a haircut and others assume i dont take care of it while really i just enjoy the Jewboi look.

>>37974561

>looks like literally looks like

Wat

Also implying having semen colored skin is bad. Bitches love jizz, before I go out I slather my face in a fresh batch of my man juice, I become irresistible.

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>>37974622
Was quoting his autism with that senpai, dem meta memes
Ill switch semen to something else that's white and disgusting
>milk

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>>37974041
>tfw some girls like my hair short & some like it long

>>37974654

I'll agree with that, milk is gross.

>>37974654
>>37974695
Get off this board. Now.

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>>37974705
>literally drinking liquid estrogen
ok anon

>>37974709
I drink u're mum haha fuck off

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>undercut

What should I actually get?

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>>37974717
DELET THIS

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Friendly reminder that long hair slicked back is best look

>>37974723
Im sorry i didnt mean it i take it back

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>>37974751
Hey we both know we were just joking around ,so don't sweat it little bro. What's a little banter between mates is what I always say. Just don't take it too personal there, ok bud?

>>37974450
i tried not to fall for the undercut meme for a long time but it looks 9999999 million percent better than any other haircut that isn't hard as fuck to style

>>37974367
i actually have pic related, but better

>>37974561
Semen better than shit

Pointy better than fucking huge ass squashed potato

Lmao ok I will give you the lips part it is a preference I guess but nigger lips are disgusting to me.

Overall niggers are just ugly though sorry m8

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>>37974862
>I will give you the lips part it is a preference
>it is a preference
>preference
cucking urself in ur response is just what I'd expect from someone with out an 8x6

>>37974862
also u want someone busting a nut on ur face over throwing shit? Like shit washes off but the shame of semen stains ur soul

High and tight is the most /fit/ haircut

>>37974940
Only reason it's a reference is because girls suck good

Idk why guys though

>>37974041
What can I use besides whey to style my hair back. My hair is pretty weak. Tried creatine already.

>What to use to style my hair back if its weak and how to care for hair in general ?

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Tfw balding, hold me brehs

>tfw a black girl compliments your hair

Did I make it

>>37974622
>Also implying having semen colored skin is bad
>implying it isn't
Keep deluding yourself boi KEK :^)

if you don't know what haircut suits you best, can I just ask the barber to fuck my shit up? I never know what to do with my hair

>>37974724
Please consider suicide

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>>37974720
How about just short sides and back with long top? Its the original non faggy undercut.

>>37974041
>Tfw I get a number 2 on the sides and slightly longer on top
>It's so basically literally any barber can do it
>The "classic" look
>Works with stubble
>Simple as fuck and takes basically no preparation bar combing it quickly and washing it

I recommend it bros. Just don't have it more than a tad longer on top, or you get an undercut.

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This is pretty much my favourite haircut but what the fuck do I ask for when I go to the barber? I don't exactly want to show him a nazi picture

>>37975723
jsut show the fucking nazi picture

alpha as fuck

>>37975392
how much longer on top. like a 4?

>>37975723
You don't deserve to get a nazi haircut, you beta cuck.

>>37974658
The question is how do you like it m8

>>37975723
Crop out everything below his chin.

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>>37975723
That's a hard style to pull off. If you're not really handsome you'll look like a faggot.

Same with pic related. You either pull it off and end up looking like a real man or a kid.

>>37975723
This is usually how i get my haircut if i do cut it. Ask for a # 1 fade and tell him not to cut the top just trim with scissors a little bit. Its easy style too.

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>>37975723
> I don't exactly want to show him a nazi picture
man the fuck up, holy shit you're a beta cuck.

I cut my own hair. You newfags will pay thousands in your lifetime for a haircut.

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>>37975772
Come again?

>>37975860
>translated
Kill yourself, kike

>>37974561
Completely failed to come across offensive there, mate.
Your racial IQ average is showing.

>>37974709

Another spectacular display of ignorance fuelled by demented memes.

10/10 full retard.

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>>37975919
>Completely failed to come across offensive
>implying the goal was to offend
>missing the point this hard

>>37975943
are you retarded milk is full of so much estrogen enjoy ur gyno and effeminate voice

What haircut for oblong face with slightly wavy, fine hair, /fit/? Preferably without product since I have pretty shitty eczema on my scalp.

>>37975988
post face or go on /fa/
>even his skin wants to leave him

>>37975988
Bald top, long sides

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>>37976013
>>37975988

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>>37975996

>>37976023
Exactly, maybe a little shorter on top though

>>37975860
Edgggy m9. Please be ironic

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What hairstyle should i get?

>>37976068
Shave eyebrows and head

>>37976031
I've never really got the word oblong until now, mirin jaw line. maybe some swept/blown back shit. try googling shit

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>>37976068
Are you holding something in your mouth?

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Reminder

>>37975723
That guy is Voldemort mate it's from a movie

>>37976096
He lost some bf too though

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>>37975723
Nazi haircut best haircut.
I wish i could pull of something like this

>>37976096
What if i have receding hairline

>>37976085
w-why?

>>37976095
My will to live.

>>37976096
How does he get that dry efforlessly standing look? My hair is heavy and damp always

>>37976115
for the lulz

>>37974041
i cut my own hair and generally am ugly as fuck, got no money or a job either so im amazed bitches still wanna fuck

must be cause I'm black

>>37976115
kek, actual advice shave that shadow on ur lip, maybe grow out hair to see what ur options are? Try cutting so ur face is less puffy i dunno what ur face is so figure shit out urself. also google shit

>>37976133
>i cut my own hair
bet money ur lineup is trash but you've blinded ur self to it. or ur a barber

>>37974510
cumskins get angry over the dumbest shit lmao

>>37976068
ALLAHU AKBAR

>>37976096

kek

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>>37976153
I know right? I'd have a short fuse too if i had to smell wet dog mixed with urine all the time. :^)

>>37976148
If i do that do you think i gave potential to be CHAD? I've been called handsome by women before

>>37976187
Anon if u pull this thread

>>37976195
p-pull the thread?

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>>37976230

>>37976187
Dude you are one of the ugliest people I've ever seen

>>37976096
Looks like a rentboy after

Has anyone asked the barber to do a haircut that fits you?
Does asking something like that usually work out just fine?

I haven't been to a barber in years so I don't have a clue which haircut suits me.

>>37976275
Why so butthurt? Does no one call you handsome?

>>37976104
How do I ask my barber for something like this? When I ask for short (2) on the sides and long on top, he always does some really shitty fade that I don't like, it's not smooth like pic quoted

>>37976288
enjoy the fucked up haircut and the awkward exchange of thanking him for fucking ur shit up
>>37976275
>>37976299
you are below avg in the looks dept. desu

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What kind of hair care for this look ?

>>37976299
Butthurt about what ? You are the definition of ugly, mate.

>get a haircut
>look good for 5 days
>returns to a shapeless blob

How do I make a cut last longer? I try to trim the sides after 2 weeks but it still only helps for a few days.

>>37976326
>recede hairline x f

>>37975767
Not even. Just a small amount. It works with number 3 on the sides too.

>hello Mr Barber man, I'd like a number 2 (or 3) on the sides and layered on top
>Hello Mr barber man, I'd like a number 2, but a tiny bit longer on top

>>37976334
Already have the same hairline or on my way to it. I'll go Statham mode when I get there.

>>37975392
Friendly reminder that your haircut should match your face shape and that not every male can/should universally apply your style.
>>37974041
I'll make it even simpler. You shouldn't be walking out of the house if you aren't looking your best.

>>37976330
>>37976311
Uglets detected kek. Why are you boys soo butthurt? Balding or something?

>>37976347
rip, just go on /fa/ for hair care shit, i think they're gonna tell u to shampoo/condition ur hair every 3 days and maybe do a leave in. I got negro hair so we have diff hair care, limited in what i can tell u.
>>37976364
ur not the face poster are u? that was a drastic shift in writing style from
>>37976230
>>37976187
to
>>37976299
>>37976364

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>>37976375
Why are you so salty? I can feel your sodium levels rising?

>>37976410
I'm not >>37976275 bro. I thought someone posted ur face here as a joke, then u responded with the chad comment and i felt bad so i didn't keep the bants up. Then u went hyphy on us and posted more pics.

>>37976462
Are you insinuating that i can't be CHAD kek?

>>37976509
post more pics familam

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>>37976553
This is the last one. For real though i know i'm not CHAD but i'm like a 7/10 maybe 8/10 if i clean up well

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>>37974774
KYS

>>37976614
>7/10
Nobody here was being hyperbolic bro, like a 5/10 is generous. Just accept it and do other shit

>>37976695
I look better in real life i can't take good pictures

>>37976614
6/10 on your best day.

>>37976614
>>37976706
go to a face rate thread on /fa/ or /soc/ if u want a larger sample size. Be prepared senpai
>I can't take good pictures
your brain is changing ur perception of ur self when u look in a mirror, its why you can think u look swole or shrimpy depending on ur mood/lvl of self hate. maybe get ur FUCKING FACE AWAY FROM THE CAMARA PLEASE ITS SO CLOSE.

>>37976725
>>37976713
Why is it so hard for you to accept that i'm decent looking?

>can't pull off short sides because i have an egg shaped head
just

>>37976031
Tobuscus pls

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>>37976732
Bro I gtg link up with someone, get unbiased opinions of strangers on the internet, most ppl won't tell u your ugly to your face unless they're real af with u. Go to those threads or believe what u want.
>>37976766
kek, did u see that insanely awkward drunk stream where he tried to mack some chick. hella fucking cringe

>>37976145
I've never understood why this picture is considered a great haircut. He obviously has very thick hair/good quality hair, but the STYLE is fuckin weird. It looks like a bonnet/toupee. Also
>fucking commie

>>37976096
Is he supposed to look better in the second pic? Well yeah his haircut is better but it doesn't really do much for him

>>37976153
Go back to your african tribe, if you don't like the life our people give you.

>>37976331
Trim every 5 days

>>37976962
That's because you have mild autism bro, you don't really understand what makes a person good or bad looking like most people do

>>37975392
Number 2 on sides master race. I still get it a bit short or top but leave it like 1 and a half - 2inches long. When it grows back I just blow dry and comb it to the side. Bitches love it.

>>37976732
Because you aren't, id say 4/10 at best

>>37974844
mine's slightly better

>>37976309
tell him you dont want a transition?

ARE YOU GETTING BULLIED BY UR BARBER AND U KEEP COMING BACK?

IF U SAY SHORT SIDES AND HE GIVES U A FADE TELL HIM IT WASNT WHAT U WANTED??????????????????

>>37977603
I think he looks like Allah, that's why he is hot in his country.

>>37977714
quads

>>37977729
now

>>37977754
ill hit it

>>37974581
I so hope that isn't you
if is plz succ urself to deth

>>37976096
LOl what a terrible taper. Guaranteed this was done by a white man

>>37975723
>I want every footballer's haircut
>say no more senpai

>>37977942
Do you really think a post where i wrote long hair dont care in a mocking tone with a picture of an ugly person with long hair would be me?

>>37976122

Matte clay hair wax
t. someone like you

>>37976614
Bear in mind that by definition 5/10 is literally average so 8/10 puts you into "universally very good looking" territory