will pokemon go help me lose weight and get out of the house

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>>37944877
>asking a Cambodian children's skull trading image board their opinion on a FREE downloadable phone game
>not just downloading it and taking 5 minutes to see if its something YOU enjoy and might work FOR YOU to help YOU reach YOUR OWN PERSONAL goals

I swear to god this place is full of DYEL faggots

I'm surprised I don't come on here to find "Hey /fit/ just woke up and i was wondering if i should put whole milk or 2% on my cereal? any help and feedback appreciated!!" threads

>>37944877
STOP MISUSING THE WORD MEME YOU FAGLORD FUCKSHIT NIGGER

IF THE CALORIES YOU BURN FROM PLAYING POKEMON GO WILL CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR CALORIC DEFICIT (BASICALLY, YOU SHOULD ALSO NOT FUCKING STUFF YOURSELF, FATASS FAGGOT) THEN YES, POKEMON GO WILL HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT

READ THE STICKY AND GO OUTSIDE, IN THAT ORDER

AND PUT DOWN YOUR FORK

>>37944877
>>37944953
Also, forgot to add: kill yourself.

>>37944953
Technically, it is a meme.

>>37944877
No, you wont. You'll end up going out to places to eat and eating more, like the fat shit you are

>>37944976
not even the guy who said it wasn't a meme, but dude thats not a fucking meme you stupid nigger

>>37944976
dude c'mon use your fucking HEAD it's not a meme you fucking moron, it's officially a Life style for many

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LMAO @ you noobs, I'm basically zyzz in 1 week.

>>37944987
>>37945002


>meme
>an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

Pokemon GO fits the definition well. The idea of playing the game is transferred via internet or word of mouth, and spreads just like a meme.

>>37945035
yeah and every single form of media is spread in the same fashion. That doesn't make every form of media a meme you kebab sucking cuck.

>HURR DURR LOOK AT MY TRANSITIVE PROPERTY OF MEMES

E=MC^FAGGOT

>>37945035
what kind of faggot gets a dictionary definition for memes??

>>37945058
Yeah, that's why the term "meme" is useless. Every form of media is a meme.

Not sure why you people get upset when something is called a meme. It's like when someone says certain foods are organic. Organic is technically anything with carbon in it. So oil, plastic, fertilizer, and cyanide are all organic.

>>37945084
Do you get all your definitions from an ebonics dictionary?

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>>37945058
>TRANSITIVE PROPERTY OF MEMES
>E=MC^FAGGOT

>>37944877
Honestly, it's probably best if you just stop living bro, for your sake, the worlds sake and our sake.

>tfw desperately want to play pokemon go
>tfw so much anxiety can't go outside house

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>>37944877
I think it's an awesome game, and if you run to every destination you will lose plenty of weight... but depending on your area you have to put up with some of the biggest faggots imaginable, true mouth-breathers.

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>>37945096
the term "meme" is only useless if you go by textbook definitions for everything in life like an old sack of shit. You probably also only pronounce "nigger" with a hard "-ER" at the end and don't understand why all the young little whippersnappers these days are "twerking" and you have trouble working the "weefee" on your handheld cellular device c. 1995
>Nokia Brick2000

I hope that these poke-idiots keep dying. 2016 is the year of the Great Cleansing.

>>37944877

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>>37945266
This, the niggers and mexicans or whatever robbing and killing these shits is doing Gods work

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>>37945245
>Its the (CURRENT YEAR) and you're not out emasculating all these faggots and stealing all that sweet nerd poonani for yourself?

imagine, for a moment, if you would: a world filled with women who've only had beta cuck males before you, never been thrown around and fucked by a god damn gorilla-man-beast

fuck your 72 virgins Mohammed, I'll take the unlimited milky white nerd bitches that are dying to get at some cock

>>37944936
>>asking a Cambodian children's skull trading image board
This is gold

>>37945029
You're gonna get a hearth attack in a gym next time

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>>37945311
Fucking this, I've met some nerd qt's thanks to this shit

>>37945096
meme is a internet slang word, it's 2016 and it has evolved to also mean "something that many people do but is also bullshit" like juice cleanses, or bcaas

meme is a slang word not a dictionary word

>>37946119

Meme has been around since the 1970s, before the internet.

>>37946236
yes but in OP's context it's being used as a hip cool slang word not a Oxford English Dictionary word

>>37946271

Why does that matter? This is 4chan.

>>37946119
pokemon go still fits your internet definition

>>37948009
you cannot be serious, you bumped this thread for that shit?

>>37945029
I hope youre 10 years old

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>>37944936
Is this image for real? Can I get a source?

>>37945029
Jesus christ

>>37948126
hey im the guy that posted that pic

pretty sure its a fake news article, first off the way its written is a little off for a news piece, also there's a few laws that would've been broken here...

For what it's worth, I'm not 100% sure, and I originally saved the picture because i want SOFA KING BADLY for it to be true.

>>37944953

>the getting mad at memes-meme

>>37944936

>What are you gonna do, rape me?

--Statement of man who was raped