How do I unlock Messi mode?

>>37930951
Be an autistic Argentinian manlet and convince one the biggest football clubs on earth to give you growth hormone as a child

Tax evasion 1xF

Be a rich cunt that went from being ugly to being somewhat attractive

>>37930951
>Be better than Ronaldo x F

>>37931607
and how many euro championships has messi won? thats right idiot ZERO.

>>37931636
>argentina
>europe

holy shit >>37931640
just destroyed you >>37931636

MESSI MESSI MESSI

>>37931640
That's the joke

>>37931652
Oh! haha-hhahahaha AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good one bro!

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>>37931201
i fucking kenw somebody would post this, thanks anon

Evade taxes 1xF
Choke in the final 4x1
Throw an autistic tantrum 1xF
Retire from your NT 1xF