Patrick Bateman's Regime - Discussion - /fit/ - Fitness

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Patrick Bateman's Regime - Discussion 2016-07-13 05:09:11 Post No. 37904935
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Patrick Bateman's Regime - Discussion Anonymous 2016-07-13 05:09:11 Post No. 37904935 [Report]

Hey /fit/,

What are your thoughts on Bateman's workout regime according to the satire?

Stairmaster 20 minutes
Leg machines 5×10
Back machine 5×10
Weighted crunch 6×15
Bicep curl 7×10
20 minutes exercise bike
Leg extension 3×15
Leg curl 3×15
Leg press 3×15
Barbell curls 3×20
Rear delt flyes 3×20
Lat pulldowns 3×20
Cable rows 3×20
Deadlifts 3×20
Bent over barbell rows 3×20
Incline bench 3×20
Lateral raise 3×20
Dumbbell press 3×20
Close grip bench 3×20
Cable pushdowns 3×20
Stretching exercises to cool down

Doomie22 (ID: !!sWSAzhLh8Hj) 2016-07-13 05:10:55 Post No.37904948
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>>37904935
How does he fit time for all that shit

Anonymous 2016-07-13 05:15:03 Post No.37904972
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 05:15:03 Post No.37904972 [Report]

Literally retardation: the routine

Anonymous 2016-07-13 05:16:11 Post No.37904976
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>>37904935

>Deadlifts 3×20

Not gonna make it

Anonymous 2016-07-13 07:20:21 Post No.37905742
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 07:20:21 Post No.37905742 [Report]

>>37904935

the title of the book is a direct reference to his serious mental illness

nothing he does in the book mainly about his mental illness is a smart idea to try at home

are you going to ask if the political views espoused in american idiot are to be taken seriously next?

the answer is no. the song is also satire.

Anonymous 2016-07-13 09:18:49 Post No.37906381
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>>37904935
It's just anotherillustration of the misguided lengths Bateman would go to in order to fit in, then advance up the social hierarchy.

Brandon (ID: !ZckuWKOLtU) 2016-07-13 09:24:21 Post No.37906409
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Brandon (ID: !ZckuWKOLtU) 2016-07-13 09:24:21 Post No.37906409 [Report]

>>37904935
I should try it, I need a super brutal routine

Anonymous 2016-07-13 09:27:05 Post No.37906438
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 09:27:05 Post No.37906438 [Report]

you gotta check those first

Anonymous 2016-07-13 09:31:06 Post No.37906467
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 09:31:06 Post No.37906467 [Report]

>>37904935
Not too different from what I do, though despite working out 120 to 150 minutes a day six times a week, this would be divided between two days in my routine.

Anonymous 2016-07-13 09:31:13 Post No.37906468
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Anonymous 2016-07-13 09:31:13 Post No.37906468 [Report]

>>37906409
brandon if you did that you'd pass out
start with a light basic routine

Brandon (ID: !ZckuWKOLtU) 2016-07-13 09:32:40 Post No.37906483
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Brandon (ID: !ZckuWKOLtU) 2016-07-13 09:32:40 Post No.37906483 [Report]

>>37906467
>split into two days
That's what I was thinking.
>>37906468
>>37906468
>you'd pass out
Probably.

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