How does one achieve Brock mode?

First you need to own a Brock-type Pokémon gym.

1. eat lots of burgers
2. drink lots of powerade
3. chug some bud light every so often
4. build a cabin somewhere in saskatchewan
5. hunt, kill and eat some animals
6. roids
7. pick heavy shit up and put it down

enjoy

>>37895388
Brock is a Pokémon trainer not a pokémon type.

Genetics 5xF

> Kill yourself
> Pray for reincarnaton to be true
> Reborn as a genetic freak
> Do roids.

>>37895366
>Have shitty genetics
>Train traps every day
>Never train arms or delts
>Take a lot of steroids
>Eat a lot of shitty food to maintain your high bodyfat percentage

>>37895844
>bud light
You mean Coors light, Bud light won't pay you nothing in Brock mode

>>37896528
I think that is important to do the praying part of the plan before you kill yourself

Train mostly for strength with minimal cardio and steroids.

>>37895366
kill'em all

>>37895366
freak genetics x1
roid till failure

>>37897113
>Minimal cardio
are you an idiot?

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you guys dont actually think he looks good.. right?

i mean he obviously looks strong but. come on. hes not like.. attractive

>pic related. probably one of the best looking strongest man in the world

>>37896904
kek

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>>37895366
>tfw Brock mode achieved
>tfw look like the most ape-like mongoloid neanderthal in the ufc