>constantly mired by gays in the gym changing room

>>37895157
Fat/Chubby chicks looking at you all the time in lust coz they ve never had sex in a couple of years.

>You feel flattered.
>You feel disgusted.
>Hot chick in yoga pants comes and slaps yo ass n talking to you so u survive the heart attack.

>bending over to grab a few small plates from the plate tree
>60 yo female pt taps my ass and compliments me on my bottom gains
wew lads

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>>37895157
>gym has a fit qt 3.14 for a PT
>doing dips with 210lb
>she comes over and asks me how come I'm so strong
>tells me I've gotten bigger

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>>37895157
>Been lifting for a while now
>Build a deep high bar back squat over the years
>We're talking Marianas trench deep
>We're talking center of the earth deep
>We're talking Chinese weightlifting deep
>Gym is much more social that most
>Every Thursday when I squat a couple regulars always watch
>"Oh shit! Here he goes!"
>"Girls you want an ass, watch anon here"
>"Anon, how the fuck do you do that with any weight?"
>Tfw when someone actually appreciates form

I'm nowhere near the strongest in the gym, but thanks to the internet form police I'm the guys to ask on lifts because I do everything right.

>>37895157
As a gay dude, is it cool if I mire you in the change room?

Sometimes I can't help but look 2 or 3 times. I don't even know if I'm subtle or not. Try to not be a creep but god damn it's difficult when there is some god-tier dude changing right next to me

>>37895157

>Lost a lotta weight, can wear human clothes,now
>Weird niggaboo tries to follow you home because he thinks youre attractive.
>Eventually mentions hes been watching you for some time.

/fit/ did not prepare me for this.
Getting a gun permit, soon.

>post CBT on craigslist m4t section a week ago while drunk for shits and gigs
>today get messaged by 9/10 sexy russian tranny that wants to meet up
>just caught feelings for girl I actually know and seems like I can make her my qt gf
>don't know if I should risk it for tranny boipussy

>>37895940
Just pump and dump the trap and continue with the qt what are you gay passing up boipucci

>>37895594
I've never noticed anyone mire anyone's dick in the changing room, and there's bound to have been at least some homos.

At the same time I also feel it kind of defeats the whole purpose of why males and females don't change together.

dunnolol

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>>37895940
>qt girl
>internet man in a wig

This is a tough decision for you?

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> grabbing groceries with friend
> walking behind 6'1 Russian '''she'''-bear
> as we pass her she rumbles to my friend in a thick accent 'your friend is very cute'
> mfw

>>37895157
>tfw 6'4" qt grill was mirin at a grocery store today
>I think it's mostly because I'm handsome no h- I mean ego

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>>37895306
>get sexually assaulted by old woman at gym
>m-mirin me hard i guess

>>37895940
Why not both?