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ITT we post our gym sayings

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Hey /fit/izens
In this thread we post our gym sayings to get pumped while we work out. Ive got a couple:
>curls for the girls
Because girls love big biceps
>Tri's for the guys
Because Ive noticed that guys have this sorta fetish with triceps and they always give them a feel when youre done working out
>traps for the traps
Because Ive found that traps love back muscles. Im fully straight btw.
>Abs for the crabs
Because Ive found that when you take your shirt off at a festival, sloots seem to gravitate to you. Easy way to get laid
>squats for the tots
Again, it seems chicks love a good rump. Easy to shoot your load into them

Give me your gym sayings /fit/. Get me motivated
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Cardio for the Mardi Gradio
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>>37880819
Ohh nice. Thanks m8
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>>37880797
Are those balls?
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>>37880891
Yeah. But its on a trap so its straight
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No pecs, no sex
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>whatever it takes
>one day you may
>confuse the muscle
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tricep make her thighs wet
delts make her melt
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>>37883805
RIGHT BABE?
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>>37881330
dude it's a man
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>>37880797

>forearms for the foreskin

Oh yeah
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>>37883821
Yep
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>>37883821
GOOD FUCKING MORNING GOD DAMMIT
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>you're the result of 13 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it pussy
>C'mon motherfucker
>Don't you fucking quit
>We stop when we're finished, not when we're tired

Basically, I have CT Fletcher and Kali Muscle in my head
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Glutes for the sloots
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>what must be endured-can be endured
>You take what you want, and then you pay for it
>It is not hardness or strength that makes me laugh at pain, but understanding
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glutes for the sloots
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>>37880797
Cuts for the sluts
Mass for the Ass
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>Clean the bar-on the sun's high drift
>Clean the bar-as the sun is low
>Clean the bar: Who fears to lift?
>Clean the bar: No man I know!
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>>37883887
Dafuq did you said faggot?
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>>37883958
>>37883958
>you're the result of 13 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it pussy
*dibs bedora*
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>>37884323
gave me goosebumps
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>>37884149
>>37884370
>It is not hardness or strength that makes me laugh at pain, but understanding
*dibbing bedora intensifies*
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>>37884386
It is from a good book and fits well for it's concept. The idea of understanding why a pain is insignificant or must be borne is central to self control. It is the difference between shivering in the cold and embracing it.

>>37884373
From the same books

>Wash the spears — while the sun climbs high.
>Wash the spears — while the sun falls low.
>Wash the spears — Who fears to die?
>Wash the spears — No one I know!

>Wash the spears — while life holds true.
>Wash the spears — until life ends.
>Wash the spears — Life is a dream.
>Wash the spears — All dreams must end.
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>The lifters yell and the plates take flight.
>The 10's by day, and the 45's by night.
>Fat woman, skelly man, backsnap fool.
>Let the Lord of Synthol rule.
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I stand in front of my mirror
>no one will ever, EVER love you, you disgusting skinny piece of shit
Then I go to gym

Gaylife: you're either gym fit, or a virgin
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>>37880797
>FTP
>this isn't as good heroine
>my knifes are all bloody
>I need a cig
>what's the devil OHP?
>tfw no bitches in the dms
>gettin syrup on the way home
$uicideboy$ is basically all I listen to at the gym
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>>37880797
>quads for the guys
Because only guys check if you've skipped leg day. No homo.

Also dat girl shows a serious case of hemorroids.
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>>37885487
>girl
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>dicks for the OP
Because he loves dicks.
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If I could turn the clocks back,
I wouldn't be headed for a bodybag,
one life,
one decision
make sure it ends with you still living!

--- Your enemies are training, why aren't you faggot?

--- Hate to say I told you sooooooooo, Come on!
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>>37885721
I'm fucking listening to that rn you piece of shit o.o.
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>>37885831
kek
Beartooth is awesome in studio.. live they suck balls.. songs are too hard.

DADDY I DONT WANT TO BE SICK AND DISGUSTING!!!!
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Curls for the girls and thighs for the guys
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>>37880797
Sauce sauce pls
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