How much can a gorilla deadlift?

>>37876934
Ur mum

>>37876934
Probably 10 pl8 easy. If I was a scientist or a zoologist I would totally start introducing weight lifting equipment into their enclosures and start encouraging them to compete each other.

Imagine going to the zoo and seeing a gorilla clean 400 pounds over its fucking head. Or watch some ape squat like 4 plate without even trying.

>>37876934
Probably less than Eddie Hall, but it's not really fair to compare to the god

>>37876944
doubtful

>>37876934
>"A gorilla can lift something 2,000kg (as heavy as 30 humans), over 10 times their body weight."
They can beat your deadlift max by multiples with one hand.

About a gorillion pounds, I reckon.

>>37877185
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>37876968
Imagine how fucking big a gorilla could get if it lifted.

>>37877217
Could you imagine a fucking gorilla being injected with roids who also trains power lifting? He would almost be as big as Rich Piana

>>37877258
>almost as big as Rich Piana
A gorilla is already bigger than the Piano Man. An adult male mountain gorilla weights upwards of 300 lbs, many as much as 400 lbs. We humans are also fucked in the strength department when it comes to our genetic cousins. We have much higher body fat and much less muscle density than any other great ape. A healthy male gorilla weighing 400 lbs could probably lift as much as any world class lifter, no training required.

>>37877338
>fun
>you
Pick one

>>37877404
I choose me, only because I know I will never be fun.

Sometimes I think I may be a little bit on the spectrum, even though I am a pretty socially graceful person.

>>37877435
You're not that bad anon <3

>>37877435
It's because you are a know it all. And you aren't graceful in social settings buddy, sorry. The only reason you think you are is because you can't imagine you being wrong or failing. But in reality, in social settings everyone finds you annoying and wishes you would just chill. But it's okay, you probably already knew all of this.

>>37876934
At least one small errant child

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>>37876934
about tree fiddy

>>37877217
>>37877258
>>37876968
could you imagine how easily they could break the glass around their enclosures with lmao 1pl8?

>>37876934
Not as much as Eddie Hall.

>>37878299
lel. an average gorilla could easily diddly 500kg.
imagine what a gorilla could do if they actually trained.

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>>37877199
>>37877185
why antisemitic?

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>>37878387
is that achievable natty?

>>37878387
only if you're black

>>37877681
WHO IS THIS

>>37877435
I the point of it being a spectrum is that everyone is on it somewhere.

>>37878105
re-inforce the glass?

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>>37877338
>We humans
>Talking about Dick Piblano

>>37877656
I like you, anon

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>>37878353
he hasnt seen american gorilla

Could gorillas actually learn martial arts ?

>>37879906
would you wanna teach a gorilla martial arts, anon?

>>37877168
so just a cheeky old 50pl8 then

>>37876934
probably about 40 lbs

If a man can triple his body weight with heavy drug use and lifting a gorilla should be able to at least double their size.

The eastern gorrila is the largest with males weighing up to 450 lbs on average. So lets take a very large alpha gorrila that is 500 lbs, from here it doubles its weight to 1000 lbs.

>>37880055
I think I have also figured out how to condition gorillas to lift weights. In order to get food or water the gorilla must first lift for example a barbell, and you can teach them the form when they are younger, you then gradually increase the weight every week and inject them with roids. They will get HUGE

>>37877168
Why can they lift 10x bodyweight when they're so heavy ? Normally the heavier you get the harder it is to lift multiples of your own bodyweight.

And why are their dicks so small if they have so much more test and other hormones than we do ?

>>37877435
This guy is a fucking autistic!

>>37880104
Different species have different advantages.

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>tfw you will never bench 1800 pounds

>>37880247
see >>37880055
If a large eastern gorrila roided like I suggested in my post and worked out it would be possible for it to bench 6000 pounds

>>37880333
Its TDEE would be too high to sustain

>>37880353
It would be around 8000 calories a day which would be possible, it would just have to eat double what a regular gorrila would eat which would be easy considering they are in a controled enviroment and they can be fed processed and cooked food

>>37876934
How the fuck those niggers get so fucking buff if all they eat are plants and bananas and do nothing but throw shit at people

>>37877338
yeah but Richard has left humanity behind and thus no longer classifies as a human

>>37880671
they eat insects to fill their proton needs

>>37880671
genetics

>>37876934
Could they even perform the lift with their body type? Wouldnt it to be altered? Is a squatting position common gfor them?

>>37879851
>not hiring the most jacked gorilla to do security and keep the others in check
Your idea just sounds lame.

>>37880104
Dick size doesn't come from test levels

>>37880104
Less refined innervation. Think retard strength.

>>37880247
that math is all kinds of fucked up

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>>37876968
>Giving a gorilla 45lb metal plates to hurl around his enclosure.

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>>37880247
According to SEA WORLD?

>>37879612
numa numa guy

>>37881377
put some kind of chain on the weights and barbell.

>>37876934
Given the limited research but average size and strength of a gorilla relative to weight they could life around the same or slightly more than a world class power lifter.
Also gorillas in the wild do all the strength training necessary and can't really be trained further.

>>37878453
Yes, but only if you're an ape