Dick health general

yeah enjoy fucking up your fertility

>>37858940
They literally store sperm in ice you dipshit

Heat will kill your sperm, not cold.

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I almost lost my virginity on wednesday, but couldnt keep it hard enough. I fapped like 6 hours prior and we spooned for like 2 hours and I was hard all the time. I also work 15 hours a day (waiting) each day. Any tips for not fucking it up next time?

I'm gonna dump her pics if you guys make me feel better

>>37858931
I know another soviet trick. Or maybe it was Japanese Unit 731? Anyway, you dip your balls in heavy water and they get as large as grapefruits. Neat, eh?

>>37858951
pic related, it's her ass

>>37858951
Cut porn and stop fapping that much you fucking pleb.
Wtf is 6 hours of fapping
are you nuts ?

>>37858951
So you fapped for an hour, worked for 15 hours, spooned for 2 hours and then went flaccid? I think you run out of hours in a day, mang

>>37858951
happens to everyone the first time,its just nerves man

try not to fap on the same day
go a few days without fapping and you'll be golden

>>37858951
moar!

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>>37858957
>>37858958
No no no, I rubbed a quickie 6 hours before I met with her.
>>37858964
thanks man, I'm gonna try it

>>37858977
Just dip your balls into ice senpai and you'll be fine

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>>37858995
yeah guess you're right

>>37858977
fell sorry for poor eastern european grill with old tv

>>37859007
spot on brother

>>37858951

Same but I had coke dick.

Sad times.

>>37859007
they're great for old video games actually. they tend to have way less input delay than regular flat screens.

>>37859052
shiet, didnt know that and got rid of my old massive 32' 100hz panasonic a week ago

>>37859110
i've noticed it when playing ssbm on flat screens. i'm not sure if it's all flat screens or just the 3-4 different ones that i've tried though.

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>>37859110

>>37858945
This it's the reason your sac hangs lower when you're warmer than normal

Extreme temperatures have been shown to kill sperm in the testes and reduce testosterone production. There was even a study proving this that did exactly what you're recommending.

Why would you purposely try to tear down your fellow fitizen?

fucking millenials