How 2 get Northcutt mode?

>>37856256
roids

train 7 days a week.

>>37856256
what the fuck is wrong with that guys teeth

>>37856526
shopped

>>37856526
it's called a mouth piece you virgin.

get outside more.

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>>37856536
It's obviously not a mouth guard you dumbass fuckhead cuck

>>37856256
this guy scares me. like he'd just fuck me up for giggles or something while hanging out.

>>37856556
>mouthguards come in only one color

>jesus christ that man has teeth that are colored like the American flag! Is it a weird disease or maybe a teeth tattoo? Can't be a mouthguard those are only black

>>37856573
>I'm only pretending to be retarded everybody!

Nice denial about his colored mouthguard dipshit.

>>37856256
1. Use roids from since before puberty.

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>>37856573
That is clearly not an American flag you fuckwad. He's missing teeth and can't afford to fix them. Is that you in the pic or something? Holy shit. Stupid white cuck.YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>37856256
Be a literal Fighting Texas Aggie
Plow Chinese TAs on the reg

Srs, one of the girls in the department said she'd give him an A if he let her suck his dick.

>>37856620
That is .......hot.

>>37856697
Last year I'd occasionally see him whenever I cut through the MSC. Not a dry set of legs within a 50 yard radius (no homo).