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Shorter than 8" = handlet

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Shorter than 8" = handlet
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>>37854455
<10" = handlet

fucking handlets trying to move the goalpost
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>>37854518
Fpbp
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>>37854455
8.25" minimum to palm a basketball reliably, handlet
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Most musicians have a great advantage here.
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>>37854600
selection bias. handlets sing.
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9.5 reporting in
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>>37854455
>tfw play guitar and can bend my left pinky out completely horizontally

I'd probably be a handlet if not for this
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>8.5"
mmm, i thought it would be lower

t. manlet
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Wait, you guys are trolling, right?

My hand is 9" and i have tiny hands. I have never seen a guy with smaller hands than mine.

My hands look literally exactly like a girls hand.
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>>37854752
Where do you live? I want a handjob...
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>>37854789
Germany.

Pic related is my hand.
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>>37854827
>those nails
What the fuck
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>>37854859
The picture is old and i was a NEET back then so i didn't really cared...
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>>37854455
Almost 9.75 / 9 3/4ths inches
Left hand spreads a tiny bit less though.
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10" represent

Grills seem to get a kick out of comparing theirs with mine desu.
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>>37854455
Doesn't matter how big your hand is if you have a shit high digit ratio your a low test cuck
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>>37854827
>long slim fingers
>index same size as ring finger
>long nails
>light soft skin girlish hand
>"bunch of faggots, i have bigger fingers!"
and you are the ones asking us if we are trolling?
how much for a handjob? no homo
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>>37854957
>higher number of sexual partners

Where did I go wrong.
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>>37854911
>Left hand spreads a tiny bit less though.

>mfw one hand is almost an inch wider than the other
guess i should measure twice next time
>9.5
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>>37854913
fellow 10" reporting in - big aesthetic hands are the shit

also
>tfw you can reach an 11th on the piano
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>>37854957
>lower testosterone
I'm never gonna make it
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>>37854957
>tfw index is longer than ring
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>>37854455
9'' here
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>>37854961
>>long slim fingers
>>index same size as ring finger
>>long nails
>>light soft skin girlish hand
>>"bunch of faggots, i have bigger fingers!"
Is there a way to make hand gains?
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>>37855067
bigger/wider? no
rugged/stronger? manual work, spend a couple of month working on a construction site or on a farm.
none of this lifting crap, CMON
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>>37855104
I don't have access to these things.

Is there something i can do at home to increase my hand gains?
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>>37855134
do you live in an apartment?
>manually sawing and chopping wood for big dad hands
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>>37855184
>do you live in an apartment?
Yes

>>manually sawing and chopping wood for big dad hands
I don't think it's possible for me to do this, since i live in an urban region.
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>>37854595
Wrong, I am 26cm (get out imperialfags) and I absolutely can't grab a basketball with one hand
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>>37855025
>>37855023
RIP
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>>37854827
Holy shit dude, are you me?
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>>37854455
>be 140/5'11
>squat 405
>can put my whole hand into the basketball rim
>have tiny hamburger helper hands
>ball slips away after getting my hand above the rim
ENOUGH I am just about done. ITS NOT FAIR
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>>37854455
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH
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>>37855693
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>37855243
Then you have bitch strength hands. I'm 22cm/8.6" and can palm one easily
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8 inches flat, guess I'm safe
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10.5 inches

DKmode
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>>37856014
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>37854957
U mirin my high-test fingers /fit/?
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Eurocunt so no inches on my ruler.

10ish I guess.
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>>37855693
*unzips penis*
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>>37856091
>23cm
That's 9" dead on m8
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i'm 5'9-5'10 and I get 9.5"
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>>37856055
noiece
Shorter index finger correlates with a higher exposure to testosterone in the uterus, was your dad creampieing your mom when she was knocked up? That's some impressive digit ratio.
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>>37856107
why do you have a zipper on your dick?
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>>37854957
What if the index is bigger than the ring finger ?
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>>37856163
Consider suicide
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>>37856158
are you saying you dont have a zipper on your penis?
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>>37856163
Then you have Klinefelter's.
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>>37856126
>23cm
You wot m8?
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>>37854455
>6'0
>tfw most girls' hands are bigger than yours
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>>37856220
Measured my hand.
The power is out so it's hard to tell but it looks like 6.75" to 7.0".
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>>37856205
Congrats on the extra 0.4"
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What's the cut off measurement for feet? I wanna know if I'm a footlet.
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>>37856198
Are you dumb?
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>>37854600

Depends on what instrument you play..
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>>37855959
>>37856107
W-What. I never asked for this.
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>>37856278
>tfw i play the devils clarinet
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>>37856251
11"
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>>37856243
Damn straight.
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>>37854455
Who here gots the same hands
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>>37854600
I play marimba and my hands are tiny as fuck but my span is 8 1/4
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>>37854455
>tfw 5'9"
>size 13 feet
>11.5 inch hand
>7.5 inch dick
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>>37855134
Make a Narrow-ish dimension pipe wrist roller. It should pretty much imitate the action of pipe fitting.
Hold heavy stuff.

Hang on a bar from just the tip of your fingers.
Get some captains of crush grippers.
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>>37856384
11.5 inch hand, pics or bullshit
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>5'11"
>9" hand
>10.5" feet
>6" dick

Why bother lifting when I can't lift up my shitty genetics
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>>37856431
??? They are all decent lengths/sizes you fucking insecure mong
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>>37854455

>5'10"
>9.75" hand
>size 13 shoe
>7" dick
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I'm a handlet but I'm also 6'4" so it evens out to average sized.
Girls are often surprised by how small my hands are relative to my height.

>b-b-but I have big feet
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>>37854455
6' 4
9'' hands
7.5x6.5 inch dick
naturally athletic/strong have tons of d1 athletes in my family
still never held hands with a girl
>tfw you have god tier genetics but your life is still a joke
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>>37854455
6'4"
10.25" span
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>>37854455
9" hand
5'6" manlet
Wat do?
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>>37856737
I dunno, but playing piano and bar chords on a guitar are non-starters for you.
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>>37856713
you have some weak looking spaghetti fingers friend
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>>37854455
8.25"
And i have the smallest hands i've ever seen. Whenever i compare to other dudes, i look like i have the hands of a 10-year-old.

Gotta get my little brother to do this, he's probably at 11" or some shit. NFL-ready.

>>37854957
>lower levels of autism and ADHD
good to know that won't be a problem for /fit/izens, right?
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>>37856789
>jelly that he has manlet hands
>has to find something to try to criticize
Post yours, pussy, or STFU.
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>>37856748
Nah, those are manageable with a 9" hand. Just avoid the Rachmaninoff.
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9..25-9.75" depending on how much i really stretch my pinky kind of hard to tell how to properly do it
6'3" tall

Index:Ring ratio is a little under 0.95 which is male average so I guess I am slightly alpha male.

My hands seem kind of small for my height though.

Feet are US size 13.
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>>37856817
kek,what's the matter "big" man can't take the slightest criticism? what a joke, no self esteem whatsoever
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>>37856837
Where's your pic? Afraid to show us your woman hands?
>manlets
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Left hand= 8.5"
Right hand= 8.25'' (fucked up y pinky playing rugby)

btw I am a 5'7 manlet
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>>37856793
bro, mine are that size and I am 6'3". Not sure if I should kms or simply remove hands.
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>>37854455
6'6
9" hands
7" penis
my hands are narrow as fuck but can strech my littlefinger horisontaly
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8" on the nose.
5'-7"
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>>37856827
Mine is 0.90 does that make me extra alpha?
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>>37856713
mirin'
munted fingernails though
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>>37857114
Yes that's pretty alpha it's a standard deviation or two (maybe even three can't remember the stats) down from the mean
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9.5" here

I'm a pianist and can stretch my hands very far so I got a decent number even though they aren't big
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CHAD is FISTING your ONEITIS with this GIANT HANDS while YOU sit at HOME and MOISTURIZE your BABYHANDS
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>>37854957

What if my if the index finger is longer than ring finger on my right hand but ring finger is longer on my left hand?
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>>37857309
Your right hand's obviously autistic.
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>>37854455

9.5
6'4
So, basically a handlet.
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>>37854526
what does Fpbp mean, senpai?
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>6'4

>11.5
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>6'1 pianobrah
>12 inch wing span
feels p good
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>>37854913
Yep, same size and similar experience.
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>>37855750

When I used to be able to jump that high I could only ever dunk the ball if it was a putback or an alley oop. Can't palm the ball, and I couldn't really two-hand dunk.

Fucking 6'2" but handwidth is 8".
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>>37854455
187cm tall and 21cm handspan.

That's 6'1 and 8,3'' for you Muritards.
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>>37857573
first post best post
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6'1 with a 9.5" handspan.

>TFW inherited all the athletic/aesthetic genes from mom and dads side.
>TFW parents were broke and nearing poverty when I was 4-10 years old.
>TFW shortest out of all of my cuisins and uncles who are all >6'3
>TFW I could have been that big


>pic related, it's my uncles hand. He is 6'7 with custom made shoes and an 11.5 inch handspan
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Gee golly I sure got lucky
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>>37854455
I might have tiny hands, but my DICK is 8" long
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>>37858553
ladyhands
and why is your pinky so shiny, have you polished it?
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5'10 9.5 inches

bass player kek
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>>37856278
Guitar, piano.
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>>37854455
>5'10"
>8.5" span
i have short and thin fingers
am also wristlet
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21,5cm here, fuck you crossfit inaccurate inches.
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>>37856713

those inbred nails
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>>37857200
what interval can you stretch?
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>>37854827
>>37855693

L O N D O N
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N
D
O
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>>37858553
What the fuck? Are you a grill??? What the fuck
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>>37854600
The guitarist in a band i was in previously used to talk about my alien / ET fingers constantly. He was a 5'8 manlet and had grill hands compared to mine. Must suck
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>>37854455
>6"2 height
>7.5 inch length

Now I got just over eight inches on this. Am I just perfectly average in all respects?
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>>37859626
im 6"1 got 8.5" and feeling handlet
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Is It weird if my left hand is smaller than my right but I can stretch It slightly more?
23,5 cms vs 23 cms using the ruler test.
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ayyy

8 inches here lmao
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>>37859753
Same with me. I'm also right handed.
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>>37855693
>>37854827

Haha holy fuck these are some feminine hands.
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hand 9,2519685 inches
dick 7.08661417 inches
>height 66.5354331 inches
why bother living
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8.5"
grill

I have big hands for a grill. I feel weird because my hands are slightly bigger than my boyfriends. Kinda awkward when we hold hands. And he's not a manlet either. I guess playing piano your whole life gives you big hands, idk.
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you autists will argue over anything
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>>37860046
handlet detected
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ay
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>>37856234
Damn. I'm the same height and mines are 8.5 Compared to other men, mines are small but HUGE when it comes to women. Don't sweat it.
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I'm 5'9 and my hand is 7.5 what the FUCK
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>>37860042
How tall r u bby?
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>>37854455
6'1
9.4" hands
Large cock (and girthy)
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6'2
9 inch handspan
index slightly shorter than ring finger
there are guys with hands below 8"?
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>>37862446
pic
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>>37858553
your thumb looks hideous
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Here is my handlet.
Look at all that power.
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>>37862609
Hand is about 6.8"
6'0 tall
I'm going to make it.
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>8.2
I am indeed a handlet. Also I have small wrists.
I'm tall and have a huge cock tho, so there's that.
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9"
I'm 6ft
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So is everyone on this board a woman or does no one know how to groom their nails?
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