Prove me wrong /fit/

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>>37853495
>tf not human
help me brehs

>recently got a raise at work
>Doing house reno's with my commonlaw gf
>Have my second strongman comp of the year on Sunday.

>>37853495
work
gains

>>37853495
If your gf is showing any signals of a gainsgoblin, dump her.

>not having a qt who supports your gains

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>>37853495
>tfw trophy husband

>>37853535
Yeah, fuck OP.

>love my gf, plan to purpose next year
>Work is going well, and I run a online side business which I'm interested in during my spare time which is starting to generate a good income from only a few hours a week
>Me and gf go to separate gyms so we can focus on gains and both go 3-4 times a week

I guess life is going well

>Officially making six figures a year at 26
>Failed a squat yesterday at 265 lbs. Depressing but It was better then a year ago.
>Girl I made out with last week isn't returning my texts.

>>37853495
Who gives a fuck about work?

gains and a gf pls

>>37853952
I am a 6'4 manager at wendys who makes 11 inches per year and has a $250,00

>>37853495
>travel with work a few times a year, legit have fun at my job
>1/2/3/4 for reps, have fun lifting
>live with girlfriend for over a year now, she goes to the gym with me. we have fun

it can work if you try, and it can be fun too

>>37853495
Gains and Girl.

I learned long ago that the 9-5 was a straight up trap.

Now I do medical trials once ever 1 or 2 months.

Get paid anywhere between 2k to 10k depending on what it is. Made 110k last year with all the free time I want.

>>37854014
>Now I do medical trials once ever 1 or 2 months.

What?
Explain

>>37854014
That sounds like me only my gf is hotter and made over $200k working 3 weeks. Heh 9-5 was never for me.

>>37854035
I'm a human guinea pig.

There's two types of labs. Ghetto ass labs built across the prison yard that want to take out your spine for $50.

Or the ones like mine where you have to be in perfect health, be on a waiting list for 2 years before they'll even see you, and so help you God if they find you ate a poppy seed you are banned for life.

To me it's worth it because it's good motivation to eat healthy.

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>>37853495
>not leaving humanity behind and balancing all 3

>>37854014
What the hell are you doing to make this much from medical trials? Anthrax medication where they first give you anthrax or something?

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>>37853930
>so we can focus on gains

>>37853964
What

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>>37854075
Not really; I'd say most of the shit I do is either trial supplements or some new diabetes medication. The amount they give is so small, it does virtually nothing; they mostly just keep track of your blood work.

I have done an opiate study before which was pretty nice; 3500 to lay in bed all day playing video games basically.

Last 10k one I did, it was just an injection study where all they did was test a new type of injection with nothing in it.

Like I said, it's a bitch to get in, but when you do you're pretty much set.

>>37854057
Don't the trials effect your health therefore not making you eligible for different trials?

Also, how perfect we talking here, I'm in pretty great condition but I have high blood pressure occasionally because lmao no cardio, but I've started cardio and my bp has gone down noticeably

And where do I learn about this and what organizations are reputable

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>mfw just a gf away from completing the holy trinity of /fit/ and leaving humanity
>5 hour biceps today

>>37853495
having even one of those is impressive on fit

>>37854146

>5 hour biceps
>5 HOUR

TFW me and gf are not human. We both go to the gym same time, do our own thing, come together at the end to stretch.

We both have very flexible jobs so that helps. Pay isn't great but we are both doing other things now.

>>37854182
>newfag
>NEW

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>>37854135
>Don't the trials effect your health therefore not making you eligible for different trials?


Depends on the half life of whatever they are giving you. I tend to choose studies that don't have a long half light, so at most all I have to do is wait a week or two before I can start the other one.

If I am on one with a ridiculously stupid clearance time, I just go to the lab one city over because they don't cross check their files.

>but I have high blood pressure occasionally

You'd be ruled out most likely; they are picky as fuck and that's one of the major things they look at. Your BPM has to basically be tortoise speed too.

>And where do I learn about this and what organizations are reputable

You can try online, but honestly seems to be mostly word of mouth strange enough. I only learned about the one I trial at because of a friend who did it, who also learned from a guy he knew.

I can tell you what I go through that may help you know if a place is legit or not:

>call to enquire about study
>go through phone screening
>schedule meeting
>walk through meeting
>receive copy of payment contract and study information
>go through another screening that will be physical
>may have to go do another screening after that
>receive study date and info


That's basically it. I would say studies should be minimum 2k, I've only seen one ever that 1500.

Any lower than that, and you're probably looking at a prison lab. Also check to see what neighborhood it's in; if it's in a ghetto part of town, then the lab is ghetto too.

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>>37854146
>just a gf away
>just
The last step is the hardest, friend.

>>37853495
Work and Gains
All the other stuff will come in time....

sIEG hEIL! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD .i. ;(

>>37854216
Thanks for the info bud, I'll keep working on my heart

>>37853495
Work and gains then
Work is fun and rewarding
Gains are fun and rewarding
Gf is hard to get and not very rewarding

Also the long term for work and gains are much, much better
work gives you a career which gives you money and better job prospects
gains gives you better health and you look better, get more confidence and you have a good hobby
a gf only declines in value and the more time drags on the more hurt you get

you niggas dont really know shit

>>37853495
I did it. Strategy consultant. Lift. Hot girlfriend.

You just have to be super good at time management.

>>37853952
>Girl I made out with last week isn't returning my texts.
Why does this keep happening? Ever since I started lifting I always get to make out with a girl and get her number when I go out but the next day she has no interest in me what so ever.

>>37854406
>Why does this keep happening?
You think youre the only one texting her?
She has others, you fell to the competition bro

>>37854387
Very true about time management, I'd be doing so much better at all 3 if I didn't waste so much time on 4chan and facebook.

>>37853495
If you manage to get a lot of money before getting old, you can then use your success to get nice gains and a nice girl.
You only need the first one and the other two come relatively easily.

If I have to chose two, I would choose work/money and gains.
If you can't get a nice girlfriend while being ripped and rich, then you have bigger problems to worry about.

>>37853952
>Failed a squat yesterday at 265 lbs. Depressing but It was better then a year ago.

What was your squat last year?

Whos the grill?

>>37854501
Just use google reverse image search, she's called Lia Marie Johnson

>>37854498
260

>>37854580
Why does she take a pic like this!!! Why??? Just to make her my dream goddess that never reach??? Reeeeeeeee

>>37854667
Holy fucking hell
You thirsty motherfuckers will fuck anything wont you? no wonder its hard to get laid with tards like you running around

>tfw gf bakes me bulking food to my macros to take to work

>tfw she meets me at the gym after and we do our own thing and talk in between sets

>tfw sweet glorious post workout sex (Inb4 cardio kills gains)

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>lifting for women
>not lifting for Bibleman

>>37853495
>chad isn't human

I fucking knew it

>>37853930
>Me and gf go to separate gyms
>Focus on gains

>>37853930
>Me and gf go to separate gyms
>so we can focus on gains

>>37853495
joke's on you, I'm unemployed!

>>37853495
jokes on you, I'm single!

>>37853930
>love my gf, plan to purpose next year
biggest mistake of your life
>separate gyms so we can focus on gains
>separate gyms so we can focus on gains
>separate gyms so we can focus on gains
lololololololol

>>37853495
I've never worked a day in my life.

>>37853930
Pretty sure your gf is focusing on Tyrone's big black gains

>>37855510
>implying Chad works
Chad lives off his parents extensive fortune, how else do you have the time to balance working out, tons of alpha hobbies, and smashing pussy?

>>37855857
times have changed, fourteen year olds had to work once upon a time, but no longer

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tfw none of the above

>>37855849

C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D

Prepare for her "3 hour workouts" while you're at home

>work
>gains
>girlfriend
>child

>>37855895
Honey, my new trainer is gonna come live with us okay? I think we should talk about moving you to the backyard

>>37855872
I'm 23.

>>37855849
>>37855895
>>37855953
You guys talk about cucking so much, I'm 100% convinced it's your guys' fetish
>you can't deny it, it's always on your mind

>>37853495

work
gains

With good gains and good money you don't need to put in a lot of time with your gf to keep her happy tho

>>37855986
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>>37856038
Problem, my man?

>>37856072
>problem

>>37856072

couldn't imagine not working

I love money and feeling like I'm producing something or honing a skill

>>37856098
this, even if i win forty million tonight ill still want to work

>>37853495
>>work
>>gains
Wife
>Whoever can balance all 3 is not human

OP is right. I feel like Chara after a genocide run, absolute soulless... AKA not human

>>37853495
Unless you work like 80 hours a week, there's literally no reason you can't do all three. You just have to cut out your reddit and LoL hours.

If you work 40 hours a week and whine about "working all the time", kill yourself.

>>37856098
>>37856113
Fags.

>>37853495
>Whoever can balance all 3 is not lazy

>>37856162
After working both 40 hour weeks and 60+ hour weeks, can confirm, 9-5 monday-friday is pretty easy

>>37856162
I can confirm this, I work 8-5 five days a week and since I got this job I've had the most consistent workout schedule of my life. I just hang out with my gf when I'm not at the gym. I even get plenty of alone time

I can easily balance all 3

I just dont have a gf, unfortunately

>>37853495
Because the only way you know how to get women is by accomidating them. These are the type of women that leech off you and will feel as your success is their own, entitled bitches essentially.

It has nothing to do with being an alpha or super handsome or swole. You just need to not lower yourself to their level. Within a week of dating a woman you should be able to to gauge whether they are a bitch. Any woman that refuses to communicate as an equal isnt worth your time.

>>37856340
This of course only applies to finding a long term girlfriend that you want to be datinf. Short flings and easy lays are completely different.

>>37853495
Just because you spend 5 hours a day playing video games and edging doesn't mean everyone else does too.

>>37853495
Stick your dick in your coworkers.

>>37853495
Guess I left humanity behind then.

>>37855857
I just laid back and let the big beat lead me.

>>37853930
Your gf is focusing on Chad's throbbing cock in her ass

>>37853495
>doing fine at work, about to interview for a new position at a better company for more money
>gained 18lbs in the last 8 months bulking, breaking prs left and right
>gf is hot and stable relationship right now

I know these things can change, but for now I'm making it bros.

>>37853964
I'm assuming this was meant to be funny, but English isn't your first language...

>>37853991
Sounds like you're having a LOT of fun

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>>37853495
My biggest gains were after I changed jobs to a more demanding one, while my wife gave birth to our son.

210 -> 242 in 9 months, bench increased from 260 x 1 to 315x2, squat increased from barely 4pl8 to 460 x1 and 4pl8 for sets of five, deadlift is as close to 5pl8 as europlates allow without microplating shit.
I can OHP 1pl8 for 20 reps on demand, almost at 2pl8 for a single.

All while balancing a new job, my wife, my son and general adult life shit.

Pic related, it's OP

>tfw gains and gf but no job

>>37853495
Work a mans job, doing physical labor, don't need shitty gym routine to get better gains than most people, then get a girlfriend ballancing all 3 while only aspiring for two FTW

>>37853964
Kek

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>>37853495
>working as wageslave doing even more than regular slave while having shit ton of responsibilities at work which make you fucking stressed out of your mind because you don't wan't to get fired because you need money
>making no gains at the gym because of shit regeneration caused by stress at work and depression
>no gf ever

J U S T
U
S
T

>>37858283
>don't need shitty gym routine to get better gains than most people
Most people don't have gains.
In fact, 99% of people don't have gains.

>>37853535
> strongman

So you're fat and have no gains. Still 2 out of 3 fatty

>>37853930
>Me and gf go to separate gyms so we can focus on gains
Who does your girlfriends son go with?

>>37854072
> Roland
> not steinway
> Rich

Kek

>>37853509
>tfw you leave humanity behind

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>>37853495
>tfw nothing to balance
>tfw no stress
>tfw only up from here

>>37853930
whats your online business?

>>37858343
Fair point but I am talking about people who actually go to the gym or do workouts and take supliments

> work from home
> night shift
> 12% of time actually working, on call
> do wife while I work
> laying in bed already when it's time to clock out
> can go out to fancy dinners and etc on the clock
> homegym, full cage, bench, deadlift setup
> plenty of raccoons to chill with and or shoot if rabid
> go fuck around and catch tree frogs for hours in the woods
> pays very well for age
P sure I just hit the Fucking lottery of life what the fuck

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>only gainz
>not job cuz scared of responsibility
>no gf cuz autismo
>only time i go out is for gym and hang with friends once a week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIqYqtR1lY
i want to be happy

>>37853495
>going to the gym not even 5 hours a week and eating food is really hard guys

>>37858366
>rich
>not expensive

>>37858719
> Rich ppl own Roland pianos

Jej

>>37853930
Chad is fucking her while he eats pizza and you die from DMT dehydration

>>37858742
>not realising he is the piano

bottomest lul

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Ive got a job as a pipe fitter earning me decent money, I lift at least 4 times a week and also do cardio at least 3 times a week not including biking 11km to work.

And I have a stable relationship with a sweet girl for over a year now.

It is possible anon.

>>37853930

Do not marry ever, search RED TRP if you want to know why.

>>37858350
>no gains
Shut up faggot. If he'd cut he'd have more muscle than you do right now.

>>37858796
kek'd

>>37858225
Probably kek

>>37853495

>shitposting
>girlfriend

PICK ONE SHITHEAD

>>37854372
>not investing in long term gf
>making it
I would probably chose gf over gains due to social peer pressure. The only one who cares about your gains are other gymfags and you, no one else cares.

Work is a way to make money and be able to answear the "so what do you do for a living?" questions. It's also a reason to get up in the morning.

Long term gf is awsome cause you can have sex whenever you want, you have a best friend who's practicly living with you, you have a best friend, grandma is proud, mom and dad are proud and you don't have to answear the "so how come you're single?" question.

No one will ask "so how come you're fat?" or "so how come you can't 1/2/3/4?".

That being said
>work
>gains

>>37854474
Alright so what do I do? Get swole, improve texting game, call instead of text?

>>37859242
>no one else cares.
True, but i like looking good. Looking in the mirror and feeling pride over the fact that i enjoy the way i look makes me happy.

>Long term gf is awsome
Ive had two long term gfs, totaling a span of 11 years and it wasnt really roses and sunshine

But yeah a girl CAN be good because it CAN be sex, love, companionship and all that but the way there is far too long and hard for it to be worth it which was my point
Those thousands of hours i have to spend to even get a single date which has about a 50% chance of ending in her flaking could have been spent at the office, in the gym or at school instead yielding me much greater reward

>>37859242
Re read what you just wrote
You're basically living to please others instead of putting yourself first

>>37856162
Can confirm. All my friends do 60+ hours a week so even after my 40 hour week I have tons of time to cook gains, lift and talk to 16 year old girls on omegle

>>37853495
work takes priority over everything in the western world sadly.
Shit jobs can lead financial problems, depression and suicide. I know I'm recovering from a deep depression
once you have the job you want or need then you can concentrate on one of the other two along with it.

>>37858216
>gained 18lbs in the last 8 months bulking, breaking prs left and right
I see a lot of this shit on /fit/. Am I bulking wrong if I gain 16 kg in 8 months instead of 16 lbs?

>>37859296
Getting swole is useless, girls dont give a shit aslong as youre not overly fat
Other than that you can do very little, youre competing against 10-15 guys at a time(might even be more, if she is active on social media or other events) for her attention and if she doesnt like you she will ghost you
Its a numbers game, you have a very low chance for success so keep on rolling the dice and maybe someday you will win

>>37858254
How old are you and how many years of lifting?

>>37858418
>Taking supplements
What are you fucking gay?

>bulking
Milk, peanuts, pasta, avocado + your normal food

>cutting
Fish, rice, black coffee + your normal food

>>37859340
Hell yes
You're should be gaining 2-3lb maximum a month

>>37853495

I work two 24 hour shifts a week.

There's a gym at work and I go on off days considering it only takes an hour.

Gf works 9-5 5 days a week, always home in the evening, cooks me dinner, brings it to me at work sometimes, lots of sex when we're home at night.

Life isn't that hard, you're all just pussies.

>>37853930
>purpose

>>37853952
$1000.00 is not six figures, friend

why would you want a girlfriend

Real power tier coming in here. Order of priorities from highest to lowest.

>Get a job that pays the bills
It gets a consistent routine in your life, money in your pockets for the basics (moving out of your parents' place and having your own space, having a car if you need it etc.).

>Get a solid workout routine
You've got the essentials nailed down, now get healthy. Do some cardio, lift some weights, be /fit/.

>Get a job you want
Once you've got your health and your basics covered, getting a better paying job or a more satisfying job is the next priority. You spend a good portion of your life at work, make sure it's rewarding.

>Get a GF
After this, when you're bored of solitude, bored of fucking sloots and need something to fill your time, THEN pursue a girlfriend/long term partner. You're comfortable in your own life, you're healthy and happy at work. This comes across to anyone you meet. You've got enough happiness and well-being to lose, and enough experience of those things, to know when it won't work out. Ditch any dead weight. This is the lowest priority; get a gf when it's the only thing you feel is missing and the person is right.

If you must only choose two, choose work and fitness. Bitches will come and go.

>>37853495
This is the saddest post I've ever seen. If you honestly can't balance all this in a 168 hour week you don't deserve any of them. Fuck off to the underground you subhuman

>>37853495
Why the fuck would I want a girlfriend?

>>37853991
FUN FUN FUN

>>37853495
get work and girlfriend, and then leave humanity behind for gains

>>37853495

First, any girlfriend needs to have a lifestyle that is compatible with yours as a /fit/izen. If you date a girl who goes out drinking several times a week, doesn't take care of herself, doesn't exercise, doesn't watch what she eats, etc., it's not going to work.

That said, what is there to "balance" with a girlfriend? You pursue your goals, do what you need to do, etc. Then, if you have time, you see your gf. You're the man.

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>>37858796

Alright we just broke up so the girlfriend is out of the picture, we are still on speaking terms though so no hard feelings.

Thats how life goes brehs.

>>37860379
Nice post anon
I'm literally going to save this on a text document

>>37853535
>commonlaw gf

you fucked up

>>37860379
How do I find girls who are dtf?

Every girl I date wants me as her boyfriend and usually wants to have sex 3-4 months in the relationship

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>>37853495
>Pick 2 and only 2
oh yeah?
>no work
>no gains
>no gf
Jokes on you OP ahahahaha....ahah...ah...

>>37861654
What's the reason behind that anon?

>>37861877
>was fired recently and got no degree worth a damn
>too depressed to lift and gains hit a wall even when I did
>ugly and uninteresting

>>37853535
>>37858350
strongmanfag please upload a pic with timestamp to btfo that nigga pls

>>37853930
>>Me and gf go to separate gyms so we can focus on gains and both go 3-4 times a week

lol she is fucking sideways while you think she is going to the gym

>>37861940
Get your life together man
Stop wasting time on 4chan
Fuck

>>37859322
It's like that in the East too you weeb, any first world country at least

>>37862144
I know man, I'm not even wasting much time at the moment, I just don't even know where to begin with. It's like everyone had a dream to work for and I just sorta tried to stay afloat, but the existential dread set in along the way.

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>>37853930
>Women
>Gains unless [spoiler]HIGH TEST[/spoiler]
You were doing well, Anon.

>>37859312
I know. I will never be satisfied with anything I do. No gf will be good enough for me to feel acomplished, no job will be good enough for me to feel succesfull and no weight is gonna make me feel swole as fuck. The only time I feel better is when other people tell me I did good. The only time I feel swole is when people stop to mire my lifts and afterwards tell me they're impressed.
The only time I feel like hot shit is when people ask how I got to fuck some girl they consider hot.
The only time I feel succesfull is when people are impressed by which uni I'm attending or which job I'm currently at.
If I wanted to please myself I would be a neet doing drugs all day

>>37862278
kek

Personal trainers mix work and gains. Then have the endurance to pipe their gf right and can still spend time with her, especially if they move in together.

>>37853495
Dude I work 6 days a week for 10 hours, have 2 kids, a wife and workout.
>But yard work never gets done and I tell my mother to do it

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Who needs to be human?